[Rebirth] You won't die if you don't do it

Yi Chen's biological clock function once degraded, because every morning there must be a humanoid alarm clock to wake him up every second.It wasn't until the two became one that he gradually developed the habit of deciding when to wake up according to the degree of bladder pain.

So when An Wenle threw the newspaper on his bed, he snorted through his nose, then took a stack and covered his face, blocking the sunlight coming through the light-colored curtains.

Facts have proved that when a black person reaches a certain level, even if his back is printed on a newspaper, you can feel the cloudy aura of that person through the ink within a few centimeters from the thin paper.

Just as Yi Chen slapped the newspaper on his face, he paused for a few seconds, then suddenly lifted it up again, squinting his sleepy eyes, thinking that he had made a mistake just now from the corner of his eye.

The headline on the front page of "Picking Gua Daily" is very eye-catching: Anonymous male star is the top!Undressing in the hotel to seduce Luo Tianwang

A large photo took up half of the front page. A boy was wearing an open-necked blouse with the buttons unbuttoned, revealing his fair and thin chest.With spring eyebrows, reddish face, seductive eyes, he looked provocatively and jerky at the man outside the door, while Luo Juntian only had a slender back in the whole picture.

This boy really looked familiar, Yi Chen thought for a while in a daze, and then remembered that he saw it in the full-length mirror in the hotel room yesterday.

……

Yi Chen closed his eyes, then looked down resignedly.

An Wenle narrated fearlessly at the side: "The newspaper said that you suddenly jumped up to Boss Luo when he entered the room alone and unbuttoned him to seduce him on the spot, but Boss Luo answered the phone without even looking at you." , turned around and left in a hurry.”

Yi Chen's knuckles holding the newspaper were a little blue.

... If he swung a knife and killed himself now, could he be reborn into a body with a bit of intelligence?

An Wenle seemed to see what he was thinking, and said slowly while supporting the bed rail: "I think it's better for you to swing your sword from the palace."

Yi Chen punched his lower body.

After tidying up An Wenle, Yi Chen looked at the photo again.In the photo, Luo Juntian rarely showed a bit of haste, but his back still couldn't hide his calm elegance.Yi Chen thinks that he is a black man with grace and literary depth, that is to say, on the basis of affirming the goal, he hollows out the image of the goal invisible from the inside.Flowers bloom sometimes and fall silently.

However, based on Yi Chen's understanding of Luo Juntian, the content of that phone call must have been shocking, which prevented Actor Luo from getting rid of the person who took the photo, and didn't even bother to block the next day's news.

But it doesn't matter to Emperor Luo whether to do or not to take the photo, it will ruin his life for him!

Yi Chen put down the newspaper indifferently, turned around and asked An Wenle who was covering his lower body: "How much is the cheapest plastic surgery?"

An Wenle looked him up and down, and said sincerely, "Sell you and add three zeros."

"..." Yi Chen said, "I'd better go for disfigurement surgery."

Get up and go to the bathroom to brush your teeth.The place where a star lives can lack everything, the most indispensable thing is a mirror.Yi Chen looked at the exquisitely carved vanity mirror that occupied half of the wall of the outer bathroom, and then saw the three-dimensional exquisite newspaper front page inside, and couldn't help but want to paste toothpaste on the mirror.

Facing this face that just seduced someone, he felt an urge to invade.But the result of doing so is either self-beating or masturbation, which is simply too criminal.

Throwing away the disposable toothbrush and rinsing his mouth, when he came out, he saw An Wenle laying on the sofa and looking up at the ceiling, "That's it, I finally don't have to record that song today, the new music producer of SUNNAS is really crazy, every day Seeing him is worth a ten-day trip to Thailand."

"Why don't you go?" Yi Chen was puzzled.

An Wenle turned his head to look at Yi Chen, stood up from the sofa, raised his eyebrows and said, "Come on, great hero, I will cook today, you can order whatever you want."

"You know how to cook?" Yi Chen's voice finally regained some vitality. As a standard single boy, he ate canteens and takeaways by himself for seven or eight years. Basically, all the roasted eggplants within a hundred miles of the community know him. Now, finally someone offered to cook for him, Yi Chen was very excited in his stomach, "What do you know?"

"Let me take a look." An Wenle got into the kitchen, opened the cupboard and turned around, "Braised beef flavored, sauerkraut ribs, chicken stewed with mushrooms, fresh shrimp and fish plate, which one do you want?"

Yi Chen: "..."

"Don't want Master Kong?" Seeing that Yi Chen didn't respond, An Wenle opened another cabinet, "There is also Tongtong Huafeng Jinmailang and Bai Xiang,...or you want a little raccoon? Dry chewing in the morning won't cause diarrhea ?”

"..." Yi Chen clenched half of his hands that were about to be clenched into fists, and lifted a coat from the sofa, "I'm going downstairs to buy takeaway."

"Ah?" An Wen was happy to see that Yi Chen had opened the door neatly, "Don't go! No, come back quickly! You can't go out!"

"Yi Chen!"

The door closed with a bang.

Yi Chen saw that the door finally cut off An Wenle's voice, and he felt a little better.There is nothing crueler these days than a disillusioned stomach.

However, before Yi Chen let out his breath, he was almost choked back into his airway.

The corridor was filled with darkness, those who squatted at the door, those who sat on the stairs with newspapers, if it wasn't for the rows of cameras on their shoulders, Yi Chen would have almost thought that the door led to a lecture hall of a certain school.

Hearing the sound of the door, the reporters sitting on the stairs turned around and raised their cameras in unison.

"Mr. Yi Chen!" "Mr. Yi Chen!"

The flashing lights flickered, and Yi Chen was taken aback for a moment. In this life, a group of men and women had never called his name so enthusiastically and excitedly. Those fiery eyes seemed to see a living year-end award.

Reporters scramble to get up from the stairs:

"Mr. Yi Chen, what do you want to say about seducing King Luo in the hotel room yesterday?"

"Are you gay?"

"Did you and Luo Tianwang develop afterwards?"

"I heard that you have been an unknown little actor for two years. Why do you suddenly decide to follow the unspoken rules of no return? Is it because you are out of position or unwilling to be lonely?"

"Does Luo Tianwang really have eight-pack abs?"

"..."

"..."

Yi Chen coughed lightly, and the surroundings suddenly became quiet like a gust of wind passing through.

Yi Chen raised his head and glanced at the reporters, "Ah, I have nothing to say, you guys continue."

Reporters: "..."

"By the way, by the way, Luo Juntian actually doesn't have eight-pack abs, he only has six-pack."

After finishing speaking, Yi Chen opened the door by an inch, and disappeared in front of the reporter with lightning speed.

After locking it twice, Yi Chen took off his coat and threw it on An Wenle, "Aiqing deserves credit for escorting her."

"Do you have an IQ?" An Wenle pulled the clothes off his head and threw them on the sofa, "You can't even shout, you dare to go out as soon as such explosive gossip is published in the newspaper?"

"I didn't expect it," Yi Chen said slowly, "It turns out that the space is like water in a sponge, and it can hold so many people when squeezed."

"So what flavor do you want to eat?" An Wenle quickly and generously returned to the topic.

Yi Chen thought for a while, "Do you think, since there are so many people crowded in the corridor, can we squeeze one more delivery man?"

Yi Chen sat in front of the not-so-spacious writing desk, sipped a tube of milk tea, and opened the Digu Forum.

Refresh the post again, hundreds of posts were added overnight, and after a glance, almost half of the screen is from the landlord, and half of the screen is scolding the landlord's eunuch, and there are a few doubts. Didn't come back for more.

The truth is always on the side of the few.Yi Chen inhaled a pearl in admiration.

Drag the post to the reply column.No accident can break his belief in Heiluo Tianwang.It's just that he decided to skip the eunuch part and turn a new page.

"Last night, Juan Tian went to the summer night celebrity party. I don't agree with him going to that kind of place. It's hard not to make other men and women fall in love with his charming eyes. I feel that I can't let go , After masturbating to the movies he acted in, I was so lonely that I called him.

"A boy's voice was faintly heard on the phone, but I didn't pay much attention to it. After all, it is common for little stars of unknown circumstances to be attracted by him. I said I missed him, but I didn't think about him, so I hung up Called and rushed back to the hotel."

The following is a thousand words of thunder and fire.

After Yi Chen coded, he read it again, absorbed the last few pearls, and sent them out.

The lol has also been installed here, and Yichen used Teemo to torture the enemy in this round, which was very cool.The gun girl on the opposite side scolded on the public screen, "Damn, have you raised a million to drink stimulants?"

After the game was over, Yi Chen minimized the game window, opened the forum, and checked the posts.

7701 floor [omladygaga]

The SF host has finally come back from the era of overhead

Floor 7702 [蕜伤の伱]

I cried T_T so touched

Building 7703 [Deformation fine vat]

I am more and more impressed with the landlord's logical thinking.

Floor 7704 [I am a bottle of vinegar]

LS+1

Floor 7705 [Meat Loves Meat]

Wow, there is so much meat in this building!Big please pack~(≧▽≦)/~

Floor 7706[(⊙o⊙)]

Oh no, lolo, it’s not true, is it? (⊙o⊙)

Floor 7707[(⊙o⊙)]

My friends and I were abused and cried (⊙o⊙)

Building 7708 [passing by]

Lsss hand party dead weight

Floor 7709 replied to floor 7702[. . . ]

Girl, what are you moved by? . .

Building 7710 [3762845]

Am I the only one who thinks that the little star's cannon fodder is so pitiful... It's better to have a 3P with you next time!

... 3P with your sister.

Yi Chen was reading the reply with great interest, when suddenly he saw the private chat box in the lower right corner lit up.

The forum has a private chat reminder function, because every day, Luo fans persistently greet the worship of ancestors and Luo Hei, as well as the cuteness and curiosity of some people who don't know the truth, Yi Chen has long blocked it with a browser.Now this computer does not have that browser installed, and it was closed when the forum was first opened, but now one popped up suddenly, and Yi Chen opened it without any hassle.

A Bumpman's head popped out.

Monster 2013: Dear Luzhu, where did you go yesterday (⊙o⊙)

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