Zhu Mu Lang Ma

Fu Kun was dragged by Sun Wei, and went out to drink for several days in a row, so drunk that he wanted to hide when he saw Sun Wei.

After this kid went to the south, he drank a little better than before, but when he drank too much, he still had the same virtue as before. He used to hug his legs, but now he hugs his waist. He hugged his waist and cried and shouted, Kunzi, brother is not easy ah!It's not easy!

"It's not easy." Fu Kun pulled his arm locked around his waist as if fighting, "It's not easy for your client to talk to you about the matter with your posture of writing novels as soon as you drink."

"You man!" Sun Wei grabbed his trouser waist and did not let go, "I can drink like this with you, but I dare not with customers, and I have to play cards after drinking, let me tell you, those gangs are too expensive to play cards. You're out of your mind...you can't always win, and you can't always lose..."

Fu Kun couldn't pull his arm away, so he could only grab his trousers with one hand and take the teapot with the other hand, poured a cup of tea for Sun Wei and handed it to him: "President Sun, come on, it's done."

"Damn!" Sun Wei finally let go of him, took the teacup and drank all the tea with his neck tilted, and yelled on the ground, "Broken wine."

Taking advantage of this moment, Fu Kun stood up and took out his mobile phone to call Lu Chunyu: "Chunyu, should I send your man back to his house or to yours?"

"Send me here," Lu Chunyu clicked his tongue, "you must be drinking too much. Sending him back to his house won't bother your mother to death, and Sun Xiao will have to quarrel with him again."

When Fu Kun took Sun Wei home, Lu Chunyu brewed a pot of dark tea, saying it was for hangover, and poured a cup for Fu Kun.

"I don't want to drink it," Fu Kun felt that after drinking this kind of thing, he would vomit blood and die before he could go downstairs. "Give it to Sun Wei, I'm fine."

"You are a natural drinker, Sun Wei has been practicing for so many years, but he still goes crazy when he drinks it." Lu Chunyu dragged Sun Wei to the sofa and lay down on the sofa with a distressed expression, "Why do you think you have never been drunk? ?”

"I don't dare to get drunk," Fu Kun smiled, "I don't have a beautiful woman at home to serve me when I'm drunk."

"It's easy to say," Lu Chunyu said while wiping Sun Wei's face, "Our travel agency has a lot of beauties, why don't you come and play together when we have a party one day, and see if there is anyone you can fancy?"

"Forget it, I don't have time," Fu Kun quickly waved his hands when he heard this, "I..."

"Fu Kun!" Sun Wei, who had kept his eyes closed, suddenly opened them and pointed at him, "Why are you at my wife's house!"

"Damn," Fu Kun said happily, opened the door and walked out, "I'm here to remind you that such a good daughter-in-law is in more pain, that's all, I'm leaving, or he'll kick me out with a broom later .”

"Thank you Kunzi, be careful on the road."

Sitting in the taxi home, Fu Kun took out his mobile phone to check the time, it was getting closer, and he sent a text message to Fu Yijie: Are you asleep?

Fu Yijie's text message came back quickly, waiting for you, you won't reply?

I'll be home soon.

Putting the phone back in his pocket, Fu Kun leaned on the car seat and looked at the road ahead. It seemed that he had never been drunk before, and he had never experienced what it was like to be served after being drunk.

But if I really drink like Sun Wei, I really don’t know who will take care of me like Lu Chunyu. My mother must pinch her nose and say, oh, who is this? Throw a word, man, you have to drink one or two more times...

What about Fu Yijie?

Fu Kun thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what kind of reaction Fu Yijie would have. This kid is not a person who reveals his emotions, and no one can predict his reaction in advance for many things.

When he got home and went upstairs, Fu Kun stomped on the stairs on the last two floors, he knew that Fu Yijie would come out and open the door for him when he heard his footsteps.

Before reaching the seventh floor, he heard a series of light footsteps, and then saw Fu Yijie at the corner of the stairs.

"Don't stamp, I'm staying on the balcony, I saw you." Fu Yijie smiled.

"What are you doing on the balcony in the cold weather?" Fu Kun lightened his steps, "Don't catch a cold when you go back to school."

"You said you'd be back soon, so I'll go over to see if you can still leave, and if you can't, I'll go down and carry you up," Fu Yijie said, "I saw that you were walking like flying, and there was no chance. "

"Then I'll give you a chance next time, you haven't memorized me yet." Fu Kun patted him on the shoulder and jumped up to the seventh floor.

It used to be easy to pat Fu Yijie's shoulder, and it was easy to touch his head when he was younger, but now it feels like he has to raise his hand to climb a ladder when he pats his shoulder twice.

My mother looked at the calendar once a day, depressingly counting how many days Fu Yijie could stay at home. Although Fu Kun didn't count along with him, she still felt that the day when Fu Yijie would go back to school would arrive in a blink of an eye.

This time, Fu Yijie bought the ticket by himself. His mother said that the bus was not safe, so he bought the train ticket.

In fact, he really wanted Fu Kun to drive him to school again, but driving for a whole day was too tiring. Every time Fu Kun made a cup of strong tea before driving, he had to smoke for 10 minutes when he stopped at a rest stop. Not willing to speak.

"Call me if you have something to do." Fu Kun sent him to the station without saying a word. He was about to get on the train. Fu Kun only confessed a few words, "Don't think about handling everything by yourself, you should tell me Just say, you know?"

"Got it." Fu Yijie smiled.

"Take this," Fu Kun handed him a small card, "It can be used as a bookmark."

Fu Yijie took the card and glanced down, then he was amused. On the card was a little figure in underwear who was lowering his head and pulling his underpants: "Why are you like this?"

"Remind you to drink less, and you will see clearly next time you are plowing into the snowdrifts." Fu Kun patted him on the back, "Get in the car, and call home when you arrive."

"Well, Fu Xiaotuanzi is going to take it out for a run, it's so small that it won't bite you."

"……Know."

Fu Yijie was the last one to return to school. When he dragged his luggage to the outside of the dormitory building, he happened to meet Jiang Song shaking out of the building.

"Hey, why didn't you tell me to pick you up when you came back? I'm so free that I'm ready to count ants." Jiang Song ran over and took a box from him.

"Going out of school is like escaping, forget it," Fu Yijie smiled, and looked at the window of their dormitory on the first floor. Someone put a pot of small, fleshy green plants on the window sill, "It's quite It's emotional, whose flower is it?"

"Brought by Wu Pingshan, it's very beautiful, and the tips of the leaves turn red when it's cold." Jiang Song walked into the corridor in front of him, "Do you know what this thing is called?"

"do not know."

"Girl chick."

"Female what?" Fu Yijie was taken aback.

Jiang Song turned his head and smiled: "Chicken."

Fu Yijie glanced at him: "Why are you laughing like this?"

"It depends on whether you are really pure or fake." Jiang Song pushed open the door of the dormitory.

"Compared to anyone else, you are purer."

Everyone in the dormitory was there, chatting on the bed, and when they saw Fu Yijie coming in, they all got off the bed, clamoring for food.

Fu Yijie brought two boxes, one box was full of clothes, the other box was full of food, he opened it and put everything on the table: "Take it yourself."

"Hey beef jerky!" Xu Hao took a package and opened it, "I love this."

"The flesh on your body is screaming." Wu Pingshan laughed.

"They all shouted—take another bite, and we will say goodbye after this bite!"

"Have Brother Hao weighed himself again after a year?" Fu Yijie climbed to the upper bunk to tidy up his bed.

"I don't know. I didn't dare to weigh it. I was afraid that the scale would be broken." Xu Hao said with a smile.

Wu Pingshan also went to the table to look for food, looked up and saw Liu Wei, and pointed to the table: "Liu Wei, come and eat."

"No, it's better to eat less junk food." Liu Wei pushed his glasses.

"These aren't junk food, right?" Xu Hao said while eating, "And you haven't eaten junk food since you were a child, what kind of fried potato chips..."

"I haven't eaten." Liu Wei interrupted him.

"Really?" Fu Yijie jumped down from the upper bunk, looked Liu Wei up and down, "Then it seems that we should eat more junk food."

Liu Wei stared at Fu Yijie and said nothing, probably because he didn't understand.

Jiang Song leaned against Wu Pingshan's bed and smiled, and asked after a while: "Yijie, did you check the scores of last semester's exam?"

"No." Fu Yijie replied.

"I checked for you," Jiang Song glanced at Liu Wei, "It's awesome."

"What's so awesome about it?" Liu Wei stood up and took a book and walked outside the dormitory, "It's just a high school difficulty."

"That's right, then you must be higher than Fu Yijie, his brain that grew up eating junk food, right." Jiang Song said.

Liu Wei didn't answer, slammed the door and left.

"Jiang Song, did you check Liu Wei's points?" Xu Hao asked lying on the bed.

"No, no one has the time to check his score." Jiang Song stretched his waist, "Just by looking at him, you will know that Fu Yijie did well in the exam."

"Hey——" Xu Hao pulled a long sigh, "I really admire Fu Yijie, I can be satisfied without failing a subject, once this person is freed from the state of the college entrance examination, it will not be so easy to pass it .”

"It's the same as getting fat." Fu Yijie stuffed the clothes into the cabinet one by one.

"Damn, Fu Yijie, you can really poke people's vitals sometimes," Xu Hao smiled while rubbing his stomach, "Come poke me again, so I can make up my mind to lose weight."

Fu Yijie looked back at him: "It's too thick, I can't poke it."

"You can do it!" Xu Hao gave him a thumbs up.

"Is there any more?" Wu Pingshan asked with great interest.

"No, that's enough," Xu Hao jumped off the bed, "I'll go to the toilet to refresh myself."

"Take off your clothes." Fu Yijie closed the cabinet door.

"what?"

"It's just... Wearing clothes again, what should I do if I can't reach it when I'm done."

Wu Pingshan was stunned, and laughed when he saw Xu Hao, Xu Hao went over and strangled Fu Yijie's neck: "Student Fu Yijie, you're not finished, are you?"

Fu Yijie smiled and squeezed the flesh on Xu Hao's arm: "Brother Hao, I was wrong."

Although there was Liu Wei who was not very comfortable in the dormitory, everyone else was pretty good. Fu Yijie felt that his depressed mood a while ago had improved a lot.

The class of this semester is not much different from that of last semester. There are a few more experimental classes, and the most interesting thing for everyone is probably the anatomy experiment.

But after one class, few girls went to eat.

Fu Yijie was alright, now their anatomy class doesn't have to be done, just watch it, he thinks it's bearable, and he's hungry at meal time, especially want to eat fried pancakes.

"Can you still eat?" Jiang Song looked at him with disgust.

"Don't be hungry." Fu Yijie lowered his head and ate fried pancakes, "Just don't think about it too much, otherwise how will you take the experimental class in the future."

"what?"

"You don't have to starve to death during oral dissection in the future." Fu Yijie glanced at him, "Eat quickly, and accompany me to ask about the installation of network cables in the dormitory after eating."

"Well," Jiang Song took two mouthfuls of pancakes, "Is our oral anatomy not that scary?"

"It's okay, I heard from the sophomores that it's a team of two and a half head." Fu Yijie said.

"Hey!" Jiang Song yelled, threw away his chopsticks and stood up, "Don't eat."

Fu Yijie laughed: "You have to ask yourself."

The telecommunications box has been hung downstairs in the dormitory, but there are not many dormitories with network cables in the building. Fu Yijie asked the price, and it was still affordable. Jiang Song shared the money with him, and they were the only ones with computers in the dormitory. .

Fu Yijie hadn't planned to ask Jiang Song to pay. Anyway, Jiang Song worked part-time when he was not in class, and often went out to play. The time spent surfing the Internet in the dormitory was really not much, but Jiang Song still wanted to pay.

Fu Yijie waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's fine if we don't use it together? Are you so clear with me?"

"That's not what I said. If I don't pay you, I'll rub against you. Then Wu Pingshan will rub against you, Xu Hao will too, and Brother Liu may rub against you too..."

After thinking about it, Fu Yijie smiled and said, "Hey, it's all installed anyway, whoever wants to use it in the dormitory will use it."

"Yes, they all live in the same dormitory, and the relationship is pretty good. It doesn't take long for people to be together, but it's not a day or two. It's uncomfortable to save together. What will you do then?" Jiang Song handed him the money. , "Take it, you are just grown up by your brother, you don't understand anything."

Fu Yijie smiled silently, he really didn't think so much.

After the network cable was set up, the first thing Fu Yijie did when he connected to the computer was to log on Q and leave a message for his mother's "Flower Fairy Lulu" account.

Then he sent a text message to Fu Kun, telling him that the network cable was installed.

Fu Kun came back quickly and played video games at night.

Fu Yijie smiled, it didn't take long to go back to school, and it took more than a month, when he saw Fu Kun talking about the video, his heart was still beating wildly, and the thoughts he had been deliberately avoiding all along head.

After dinner in the evening, he went back to the dormitory, went online and opened QQ, watching today's disk while waiting for Fu Kun to go online.

Xu Hao came over to have a look, and walked away within 2 minutes: "I feel dizzy after seeing too much of this thing."

"Fu Yijie, have you started stock trading?" Liu Wei was lying on the table and writing in his mysterious little book, and asked.

"Well, try." Fu Yijie looked at the screen and responded.

"Be careful not to lose money, but novices are like this. It's normal for you to lose money. If you lose too much, then..." Liu Wei said while writing.

"Brother Hao!" Fu Yijie ignored Liu Wei and called Xu Hao.

"Here!" Xu Hao shouted from the toilet.

"Come on, let's talk." Fu Yijie said.

"Fat!" Xu Hao came out with his trousers in his hands, and pulled the zipper to reveal his red underwear, "It's booming, it's very hot."

"Thank you." Fu Yijie smiled.

Wu Pingshan went back to the dormitory with the lunch box, and when he entered the door, he said, "Do you know that Lu Yumeng from the second grade?"

"Lu Yumeng?" Fu Yijie was stunned, he had no memory at all, he couldn't even recognize all the girls in his class.

"I know, she's pretty," Xu Hao became excited when he heard the name, "She has a very sweet smile, don't you think she is the daughter of our department head?"

"I don't know." Wu Pingshan put down the lunch box, "I know that since this semester, she will receive anonymous love letters from the same person almost every day, one a day."

"Damn, which buddy is so emotional?" Xu Hao's eyes widened, "Then what's Lu Yumeng's attitude? Girls are very curious when they encounter this kind of thing, right?"

"Not necessarily. I heard that everyone got angry today, saying that they met a pervert..." Wu Pingshan smiled.

"That's right, there are too many suitors for Lu Yumeng, so this matter probably only has the function of adding obstacles." Xu Hao nodded his head.

"Countling people with counseling tricks," Jiang Song changed his clothes and was about to go to work, "He also pointed at playing hard to get, but unfortunately I didn't know whether Lu Yumeng would eat this."

Fu Yijie didn't speak, put the notebook aside, got out of bed and wanted to drink water, the anonymous love letter was hidden so much that the girl scolded him as a pervert, this writing was so infuriating.

When he got out of bed, he lost his footing and bumped into Liu Wei who was squatting on the lower bunk opposite him at some point.

Liu Wei was squatting there packing his shoes, when he was bumped, he turned his head and gave Fu Yijie a look.

"I'm sorry." Fu Yijie said, took a cup and poured water.

Liu Wei has a total of four pairs of shoes, one pair of leather shoes has hardly been worn, two pairs of sneakers are worn alternately, but they have never been washed, they are all gray, and there is a pair of slippers. Fu Yijie really does not understand that with these four pairs of shoes, he They all squatted there to tidy up.

But today Liu Wei was bumped by him, and Fu Yijie was surprised that he didn't express any opinion.

"Yijie, can you lend me your CD?" Xu Hao walked up to Fu Yijie with a CD in his hand and asked.

"Well," Fu Yijie glanced at the disc in his hand, climbed to the upper bunk and took down his CD player, "Leslie Cheung?"

"I really like listening to his songs. I borrowed a disc today to listen to it." Xu Hao smiled.

"What's good to hear?" Liu Wei finished arranging his shoes, sat on the bed, opened a book, "a song sung by a gay."

Fu Yijie's hand holding the CD player trembled slightly, and Jiang Song, who was changing shoes, also stopped and turned to look at Liu Wei.

"That's not right. Homosexuality is fine. It's his private business. We just listen to the song. The song is very nice. Just listen to the song..." Xu Hao took the CD player in Fu Yijie's hand and returned Go to your bed and get ready to listen.

"How disgusting, they are all abnormal." Liu Wei said with a frown.

"Put your mother in a bad mood." Jiang Song said suddenly.

Several people in the room were stunned, and Liu Wei raised his head and looked at him in surprise.

Jiang Song always yelled at Liu Wei when he was fine, but he had never scolded anyone so bluntly.

"Why are you swearing at people?" Liu Wei raised his voice, "It's none of your business if I say homosexuality is disgusting!"

"I'm gay," Jiang Song walked to his bedside and looked at him, "If you have the guts, try to curse again!"

"Jiang Song," Xu Hao quickly jumped over and pulled him, "What is this for, let's not bet on it, forget it."

"Forget it," Jiang Song continued to stare at Liu Wei, "I'm not angry, I'm gay! I don't like to hear Brother Liu's words. Let's see if he dares to say it again in front of me."

Liu Wei held the book with his mouth half open and looked at Jiang Song for a long time, finally came to his senses, stood up and threw the book on the table: "I think you are like that! You and Fu Yijie...you The two are tired of being together all day..."

As soon as these words were said, Fu Yijie turned his head suddenly, and there was a bang in his head.

"Liu Wei, I'll fuck you!" Jiang Song rushed over and raised his leg, "What the hell do you mean by talking about Fu Yijie!"

"Jiang Song!" Fu Yijie stretched out his hand to grab Jiang Song, and quickly pushed his knee on Jiang Song's leg, pressing his raised leg back.

"Why, you still want to do it!" Liu Wei looked very excited, "You are perverts! Everyone in the dormitory should be careful, live in the same room with such a person!"

Jiang Song smiled suddenly: "Don't worry about it, just like you, stripped off, washed, put it on the bed, and put 500 million on the side, crying and begging me to do it, I'm not interested, Lao Tzu My stomach can't handle it!"

"Yes," Fu Yijie grabbed Jiang Song's arm, opened the door and pushed him out, "Take a look and throw up for three years."

"You!" Liu Wei stared at them, his face flushed, and the veins on his neck jumped up and down.

"Liu Wei, Liu Wei," Xu Hao stopped in front of Liu Wei, "Stop talking, just say a few words, it's your fault..."

Wu Pingshan also went over to pull Liu Wei: "You talk too much."

Jiang Song was dragged out of the dormitory by Fu Yijie, who dragged him to the side of the path behind the building before letting go.

"Damn," Jiang Song rubbed his arm, "Since when did you become so energetic?"

"Just like you, I don't have to use a single hand." Fu Yijie looked around, "What are you doing? You still want to beat him up?"

"It's not easy to beat him, fuck, I usually feel that he is owed, but I didn't expect to be owed to this level! Idiot!" Jiang Song cursed fiercely, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, " Why are you stopping me? This kind of person has to smoke so that he dare not fart again."

"Regardless of whether he reasoned or not, if you really make a move to make this matter worse, you won't be well." Fu Yijie looked at him, "If you really want to deal with him, you don't care about it for a while."

Jiang Song frowned with a cigarette in his mouth: "I'm afraid that if he goes out and farts indiscriminately, what the hell will he get involved with you?"

"He's not wrong." Fu Yijie leaned against the nearby tree and sighed softly.

"Can this be the same? What if he really told you without any basis?" Jiang Song still frowned.

Fu Yijie smiled: "Then I'll let him know that I'm really a pervert."