Starting point

From one continent to another, the only option is to go by boat.The magic airship cannot fly that far for the time being.Of course, Shu Yu thinks that from a scientific point of view, that kind of geography is completely unreasonable. There are only two continents, and there is still a dense forest in the middle of the continent.But this is a fantasy world, everything is possible ╮(╯-╰)╭.

The big ship powered by magic spar is no worse than the passenger ship that Shu Yu took in his previous life, and Shu Yu doesn't have any special skills for being seasick. room.At that time, I signed a marriage contract with Fiat impulsively, but now I think about it, as a husband and wife, they can do some things that are good and bad.And Shu Yu is not yet mentally prepared.

In fact, he doesn't even know how men and men behave.As a (seemingly) straight man who only knows that men and men can be together, and hasn't even read rotten literature, but only occasionally heard a few words of rotten cultural language, it's really normal not to know how men and men cough and cough.Shu Yu once thought that when men and men do sex, it's just the kind of sex.

Mostly... with your mouth?

Uh, but if he wants to eat that kind of thing in his mouth, he still has a lot of psychological barriers.

However, if the Patriarch is married, it's still the place. The loyal subordinates of the Frye family will still try their best to provide the most exquisite and comprehensive pamphlet.So after Shu Yu studied the album with an extremely serious and academic attitude, she was very embarrassed and surprised to find that there are so many tricks for men and men... So it can be used there... But how can it be stuffed in such a small place? I have to go in... It will burst... What to do if I have hemorrhoids... What kind of place still has a spot... Ah, when it is big, will it pass a spot orgasm...

In short, all kinds of OTZ... It feels like the whole outlook on life has been smashed and reorganized.

As a good best friend and good friend, Yuchun also generously contributed a few danmei meat articles she read in her previous life-although she is a girl who reads romance, but as one of the wretched girls, she can read BG meat and BL meat She also looks at it occasionally, especially bisexual ones, which can be viewed as a BG.As one of the golden fingers of time travel, Yu Yuchun completely rewrote the fleshy texts he had read, and Shu Yu burned them to ashes after a quick glance.

"It's so unscientific...the deeper it is, the louder it is, so when you defecate, don't you pull it out from the deepest part, then those men will take it off every time they defecate." Shu Yu commented sharply, "Afterwards The pleasure of the court comes from stimulating the prostate, and the prostate is divided into five lobes, which are called the front lobe, the middle lobe, the back lobe, and the two lobes. The back lobe is located behind the middle lobe and the two lobes, and the friction during sexual intercourse is Posterior lobe. The posterior lobe of the prostate is close to the anterior wall of the rectum and is very close to the acupuncture point, so it is impossible to feel pleasure when rubbed into the deep part. The pleasure will only appear when it is near the acupuncture point. And the prostate is not a bulge, so It's flat. If it's raised...that's a prostate lesion, right? It's only caused by hypertrophy of the prostate. At this time, the pain is excruciating. You should definitely see a doctor and throw a ball of wool."

"...Thank you for popular science..." Mu Yuchun=皮=.

"Moreover, it's unscientific to play and sing seven times a night and still not die. If you hold it in and don't release it, you will definitely get sick. In the end, you will definitely be impotent or premature ejaculation. If you indulge too much, whether it is rubbing the back or using the front, prostatitis I will definitely patronize him." Shu Yu rolled his eyes at Jin Yuchun, "However, regular prostate rubbing is good for your health, which is not bad."

No... wrong... you... sister... Mu Yuchun vomited blood.

"Even if you are a strong man flying to the sky and escaping from the ground, since he still has physical pleasure and stimulation, his body structure is no different from that of ordinary people, and he will still get prostatitis." Shu Yu sighed.

"I beg you, can you stop talking about the prostate problem." Qi Yuchun knelt down.

Shu Yu's face was determined: "You don't understand, the prostate is to men, just like menstruation is to women."

"...I always thought I was a man, but Boss, I finally found out that there is a big difference between a real man and a fake man. I kneel down to you..." Hao Yuchun's face was full of blood and tears, "I don't want to know the principle of this at all. It's Two-dimensional, it's a brain supplement, it's just an art out of life, do you understand!"

"But what I have to face now is the practical problem." Shu Yu shrugged, "Just like you still need science education after you get married, do you think you can get pregnant by pulling your little hands, or let your husband insert the urethra?"

"...I suddenly feel that it is perverted for you to make such unscrupulous complaints in such an academic tone..." Hao Yuchun was about to die in battle, she was wrong, she shouldn't have given Shu Yu a meat novel just to read Shu Yu's jokes .

"As a doctor in his late thirties, this is common sense." Shu Yu looked at the back of Miss Chun, who was fleeing, with a sly brilliance in his eyes.

"...you scared him." Fiat came out from behind the door.I was also scared, he added silently in his heart.Shu Yu's academic explanations and popular science made him suddenly... less impulsive.

"I'm just telling the truth." Shu Yu was innocent, "I will continue to study, you will watch it with me?"

"...Then I will discuss with you what burden each posture has on the body, what pleasure will be produced by rubbing on which part, and is it harmful to the body?" Fiat also kneels to Shu Yu.

"By the way, let's discuss the maintenance of the penis and the anus." Shu Yu added, "By the way, we can give each other a finger test first to see whose posterior lobe of the prostate is more sensitive. Sex is for pleasure, so It’s also a good division of labor.”

OTZ, what should I say...Fiat looked at Shu Yu who said he could wash off and lie down immediately, and felt that the atmosphere was gone...

... Cough cough, wipe the tears from the corners of your eyes and the blood from the corners of your mouths, rest assured that I am not against the CP, after the digital examination, Shu Yu confirmed that he is suitable for the subject and then calmly and actively lie down, just skip it, don’t Ask me if I hit a home run on the ship, let's talk about more passionate and serious things, such as plots and the like.

Just when Shu Yu and Fiat were seriously discussing the scientific nature of Huo (readers: you can really skip this one!), the passenger ship sailed to the middle of the route, that is, the front and back are the places where the water can't be seen.

Then, as a plot inertia, something will always happen in this kind of place, such as the appearance of monsters that shouldn't appear, finding a treasure to save a beauty or something.Although it is a world created by a great god, this is still unavoidable.So when Shu Yu was seriously studying the Hua Gong Tu, the hull of the ship shook for a while. He had the strength to get close to him, and he fell to the ground without shame, but Bokobi who was running around the room and Pikachu who was chasing behind hit him one after another. on the head.

"You two, be careful..." Shu Yu held one in each hand, threw Pokobi into Fiat's arms, put Pikachu on her back, and came to the front of the deck: "What happened?"

"Old...God!" The captain turned pale with shock, "How... how could this happen! This is impossible!"

"What happened?" Shu Yu asked again.

"It's a sea monster..." The captain's face was gloomy. "The sea monster that will set off a violent storm and confuse the sailors with its singing... the sea monster that eats people... the sea monster should not appear on this route!"

While the captain was explaining, as if to confirm his words, a misty singing sound came from the distant sea.Even Shu Yu, who had reached the soul level, was in a trance for a moment, but he soon woke up.

And their crisis is not just singing, in the huge waves, a sea monster like a big fish with spikes all over its body rushes towards the passenger ship.In the world of martial arts, even after long voyages, passenger ships are still equipped with weapons.The sailors manipulated the cannons to shoot towards the sea water, and the ship was of a luxurious level, and the people who boarded the ship were all rich people, even if they were not strong enough, they still had escorts.At this time, no matter what the national forces are, there is no room for communication with the monsters who only know how to eat people, and they can only cooperate to break through.

Shu Yu quickly figured out the monsters that besieged them.Hidden behind the scenes is a siren who can control the wind and rain and has a mesmerizing singing voice.Sea monsters are all female, with the upper body of a human beauty and the lower body of a snake. Regardless of their looks, they are all stunning. Their cruelty and greed are directly proportional to their beauty, and human flesh is very attractive to them.Just because of the harsh requirements on the environment, there are not many places where it appears.

And this route, there shouldn't be sea monsters appearing in the first place.

As the cannon fodder and the main attacker, it is the sea monster's family monster, the stinging sea fish.They are also carnivorous, have a strong appetite and attack ability, do not know to be afraid and shrink back, have low intelligence, and are driven by sea monsters.This is not the key, the key is that there are many such things... No matter how you fight, you can't finish it.They didn't know how to back down, they rushed towards the passenger ship wave after wave, and were about to crash the passenger ship.

And the wind and rain controlled by the Kraken set off huge waves, which also hit the protective cover of the passenger ship.