Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 77
The importance of demon pills to monsters is self-evident.
The demon pill is formed by the condensation of the monster's own mana, and it is an indispensable part of the monster's life.If the demon core is damaged, the cultivation must be greatly reduced; if the demon core is destroyed, the monster will die with it.
Su Gui was so fearless this day that he gave the demon pill to others by himself!What are you kidding? !
A typical representative of not being able to die!
Li Xiaolin's face stinks like a latrine, he has never been so fierce to Su Gui, he shouted: "Are you crazy?! Is the demon pill for playing? Get it back!"
Su Gui said: "Why are you so fierce! The demon pill has melted in your blood~! Are you going to turn him into excrement and let me eat it?!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." Damn it!Do you want to say it is so disgusting!Do you think I won't scold you if you disgust me so much? !
Li Xiaolin picked up Su Gui like a chick, and let the little fox lie on his lap with his butt pouted. He was like a parent who was so angry with the child that he couldn't control himself. He slapped Su Gui a few times ass.
As soon as he slapped, Su Guimi's semen, which still held him, flowed out from the slit of his buttocks, so lewd that it was unsightly.
Li Xiaolin was stunned, Su Gui took the opportunity to escape, and then cleverly struck back, pushing Li Xiaolin to the ground. His tail was like a dexterous snake, entangled Li Xiaolin's limbs, turned over like a pancake, and Li Xiaolin was facing the front Face down and back face up.
Su Gui rode on Li Xiaolin's lap, slapped Li Xiaolin's ass in retaliation, and shouted, "Let you hit me, let you hit me! Hmph~ My mother has never hit me, my wife is a pervert!"
Su Gui's hands were soft, and it didn't hurt at all when he hit someone. Li Xiaolin just thought that the little fox was giving him a massage.
Li Xiaolin said in a deep voice: "Don't make trouble! Tell me honestly, what did you give me the demon pill?! Is it harmful to you?"
Su Gui beat Li Xiaolin many times without pain or itch, which made him withdraw his hand in frustration, humming and using Li Xiaolin as a human cushion, lying on Li Xiaolin's back.
Su Gui said: "I'm a big monster, okay! Big monsters are not so fragile, huh~ I gave you the demon pill to share the lifespan with you, otherwise you humans will live for a hundred years at most. Then there would be no daughter-in-law! I don't want to be a widower!"
Shared life? !Li Xiaolin's mind fluttered, and his chest was filled with sour and astringent emotions.
The biggest difference between humans and demons is probably the length of lifespan.
A human's life is only a few decades, but the time of a monster seems to have no end.
Li Xiaolin once considered that if he and Su Gui were together, it would only last for a few decades, maybe not for a few decades.
No matter how good a skin he has now, when the glory is gone, he will eventually become a bad old man that everyone hates.And Su Gui at that time, he was still young, still a heartless half-grown child.
At that time, will Su Gui still like him?Will he still chase him and call him his wife?
On the other hand, even if Su Gui doesn't dislike his aging, what will happen to Su Gui after his death?
Su Gui's feelings are too pure and direct, and his dependence on Li Xiaolin has become a matter of course.Can Su Gui like this really bear the loneliness after Li Xiaolin's absence?
Maybe Li Xiaolin can have decades of happiness with Su Gui's company, but what about Su Gui, is he going to face thousands of years of sadness after his death?
This is so unfair.
Li Xiaolin is a very confident person, but when it comes to falling in love with Su Gui, he has no confidence.
His lack of self-confidence stems from the ruthlessness of time.
Li Xiaolin made a lot of assumptions, each of which starts with happiness and ends with tragedy.
Li Xiaolin thought, monsters have different ways, so he shouldn't be friends with Su Gui.However, love is irrational and cannot be transferred by people's ideas.
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui are attracted to each other. They are people walking in the dark night, and they are each other's only light.
Once you grab it, you can't let go
In his entire life, he would never like anyone else the way he likes Su Gui.
He wants to pamper Su Gui, he wants to give Su Gui everything he can, and he wants Su Gui to be a happy little fox every day.
As a result, this strong emotion was fermented in depression, and once it exploded, it was out of control. Li Xiaolin, who has always been a good man, was the only selfish once.
He agreed to Su Gui's courtship, so that he could truly own the little fox.
However, when Li Xiaolin was feeling sad about the future of the two, Su Gui, a little fox who only knew how to eat, drink and have fun, gave Li Xiaolin a big surprise!
Su Gui gave him the precious demon pill of the monster, and shared eternal life with him, all for the sake of staying with him.
Li Xiaolin was on the verge of tears, he broke free from the entanglement of Su Gui's tail, and hugged Su Gui into his arms.
Li Xiaolin kissed Su Gui's ears, and Su Gui's erect fox ears flicked and lay flat against his scalp.
Li Xiaolin said: "Honey, I'm glad you're thinking of me, but I can't take this demon pill. Although I don't know much about your demon world, I've heard a little about the importance of a demon pill to a monster. Be good~ Get the demon pill back."
"What!" Su Gui whipped Li Xiaolin with his tail, "You want to regret the marriage?!"
Li Xiaolin said: "No, it is my honor to be married to King Su."
Su Gui raised her head proudly, and said, "That's right, how many monsters are vying to marry me, heh heh~ Then why are you returning the dowry to me if you're not regretting the marriage!"
"Bowage gift?" Li Xiaolin didn't respond.
Su Gui said: "Yes, the life of the Nine-Tailed Fox is too long, and there is no one or monster who can stand shoulder to shoulder with us. It is stipulated that one of my demon pills should be given to my daughter-in-law as a betrothal gift."
Isn't it too generous to give Yaodan as a betrothal gift?
Before Li Xiaolin expressed his thoughts, Su Gui said again: "Our nine-tailed fox is not an ordinary monster. Let me tell you quietly, we have nine demon pills, hehehehe, even if I share one for you and me There are still eight, well, after a few more decades of cultivation, I will grow new demon pills, and it will turn back to nine~"
Li Xiaolin: "..." The nine demon pills are a bit cruel!
Li Xiaolin knew that he was worrying for nothing, the Nine-Tailed Fox race was really against the sky!
After the two talked, Li Xiaolin's worries were dispelled, and Su Gui took Li Xiaolin to mate N times again on the grounds that Li Xiaolin had accepted his betrothal gift and wanted to return it.
Li Xiaolin thought painfully and happily, if it wasn't for absorbing a demon pill from Su Gui that gave him a physique far beyond that of ordinary people, such an unrestrained approach would definitely kill everyone!
The location of Li Xiaolin's business trip was City D, a city famous for its sea view.
Su Gui hadn't seen the sea yet, so he was very interested in City D and his party.
It was still dark on the day of the business trip, and there were still five hours before the plane took off, so Su Gui dragged Li Xiaolin, who was half asleep and half awake, to the airport.
Li Xiaolin said helplessly: "It's useless if we go to the airport, the plane won't take off early."
Su Gui said, "Then I'll get us all over with the magic of shrinking the ground to an inch!"
Li Xiaolin patted Su Gui's head, "Are you looking forward to it?"
Su Gui said, "I've never seen Haiwa!"
Li Xiaolin asked: "There are no monsters in the sea in your demon world? Shrimp soldiers and crab generals?"
Su Gui said: "Yes, yes, but I am a fox, and foxes live in the woods. Who can go to the beach if they have nothing to do?"
Li Xiaolin smiled and said: "Okay, then I will take our King Su to experience the world."
Su Gui said, "I am much more knowledgeable than you!"
Li Xiaolin is a celebrity, if he went to a public place like the airport without the escort of an assistant bodyguard, it would definitely attract crowds and cause traffic jams.
Li Xiaolin wanted to wait until the time agreed with Zhang Ping before setting off, but he couldn't bear Su Gui's soft-heartedness, so he had to lead this over-excited little fox to the airport first.
The moment Li Xiaolin wanted to leave, the general went crazy.
The general yelled "Wow, woof" and bit Li Xiaolin's trouser leg to prevent him from leaving.
Hey, hey, why does the master bring the stinky fox with him on business trips but not him!
When the general called, the great white wolf also called.
In this quiet early morning, the howling of dogs and wolves could be heard far away, echoing above Xinghua Villa.
Li Xiaolin "Shhh" for a long time, the two dogs didn't agree, and they barked so happily that Li Xiaolin's eardrums hurt.
Li Xiaolin hugged the general and said, "Good boy, stop barking, the big tabby cat will take care of you."
The general rested his front paws on Li Xiaolin, sticking out his tongue to act cute.
Li Xiaolin said: "It's useless to be cute."
The general made up his mind, and smelled the big white wolf's butt very obscenely, as if you wouldn't let me go with you and I would mess around with men and women while you were away!
Li Xiaolin said in a black line: "Don't mess around, I will send you to the pet hospital for a ligation operation."
The general trembled, his ears drooped pitifully, his paws covered his eyes, and he surrendered.
Hey, hey, the owner doesn't like it!
After finishing the difficult animals at home, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui set off for the airport.
Su Gui opened up a special lane for Li Xiaolin to drive, and said like a caring little padded jacket, "Daughter-in-law, I will make a special lane for you to drive in the future, okay, so that you don't have to revoke your driver's license even if you are not good at driving?" Oh~!"
Li Xiaolin said: "My driving skills are not passable."
Su Gui said very understandingly: "Oh~ The person whose driver's license points are about to be deducted and owes a lot of points to others must not be a wife."
Li Xiaolin: "..." This little fox is going to beat around the bush and hurt people!
Li Xiaolin told Zhang Ping about the situation on his side, and Haomeng's star assistant was forced to increase his workload, and quickly contacted Li Xiaolin's team to help him.
At this time, there were not many people at the airport. Li Xiaolin and Su Gui each wore a big hat and sunglasses, so they were not recognized for the time being.
Su Gui stared at a certain flight to City D, and said, "Daughter-in-law, there is a flight to City D here, let's go on this one!"
Li Xiaolin said: "No, our tickets are not from this class."
Su Gui said, "Then let's evade the fare!"
Li Xiaolin said: "This is an airplane, not a bus or a train. There is no such thing as fare evasion."
Su Gui said: "I will escape!"
Su Gui's last experience of fare evasion dates back to when he was a little one, a little fox the size of a palm was stuffed into a luggage bag and got away with it. Li Xiaolin himself was surprised that he could pass the security check easily.
Recalling the little Su Gui, Li Xiaolin felt soft in his heart and smiled knowingly. At that time, he only treated Su Gui as a small pet. Who would have thought that they would develop into a lifelong companion.
"Wow, that guy looks so handsome!"
"Yeah, very similar to Li Xiaolin!"
"Ah~ That boy's hair color is so special, silvery white! This is the unique hair color of Two-dimensional."
"Both of them look familiar, can't it really be Li Xiaolin?!"
Gradually, people stopped at the airport for Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, they formed a small circle and talked a lot.
Li Xiaolin thought with a headache, this time his whereabouts must be exposed!
Li Xiaolin led Su Gui and left, but Su Gui didn't know why, so he asked, "Daughter-in-law, do you want to pee?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Hey, don't talk, you don't want to repeat the scene when you went to the mall to buy a dollhouse."
When Li Xiaolin went to the shopping mall to buy a toy house, he was caught in the siege of fans, and Su Gui also suffered a tragedy and was almost abducted by a little girl.
What an unpleasant memory!
Su Gui followed Li Xiaolin's pace and walked quickly, but they were finished after all.
A circle of people was formed, and someone shouted: "Li Xiaolin, it's Li Xiaolin!"
The demon pill is formed by the condensation of the monster's own mana, and it is an indispensable part of the monster's life.If the demon core is damaged, the cultivation must be greatly reduced; if the demon core is destroyed, the monster will die with it.
Su Gui was so fearless this day that he gave the demon pill to others by himself!What are you kidding? !
A typical representative of not being able to die!
Li Xiaolin's face stinks like a latrine, he has never been so fierce to Su Gui, he shouted: "Are you crazy?! Is the demon pill for playing? Get it back!"
Su Gui said: "Why are you so fierce! The demon pill has melted in your blood~! Are you going to turn him into excrement and let me eat it?!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." Damn it!Do you want to say it is so disgusting!Do you think I won't scold you if you disgust me so much? !
Li Xiaolin picked up Su Gui like a chick, and let the little fox lie on his lap with his butt pouted. He was like a parent who was so angry with the child that he couldn't control himself. He slapped Su Gui a few times ass.
As soon as he slapped, Su Guimi's semen, which still held him, flowed out from the slit of his buttocks, so lewd that it was unsightly.
Li Xiaolin was stunned, Su Gui took the opportunity to escape, and then cleverly struck back, pushing Li Xiaolin to the ground. His tail was like a dexterous snake, entangled Li Xiaolin's limbs, turned over like a pancake, and Li Xiaolin was facing the front Face down and back face up.
Su Gui rode on Li Xiaolin's lap, slapped Li Xiaolin's ass in retaliation, and shouted, "Let you hit me, let you hit me! Hmph~ My mother has never hit me, my wife is a pervert!"
Su Gui's hands were soft, and it didn't hurt at all when he hit someone. Li Xiaolin just thought that the little fox was giving him a massage.
Li Xiaolin said in a deep voice: "Don't make trouble! Tell me honestly, what did you give me the demon pill?! Is it harmful to you?"
Su Gui beat Li Xiaolin many times without pain or itch, which made him withdraw his hand in frustration, humming and using Li Xiaolin as a human cushion, lying on Li Xiaolin's back.
Su Gui said: "I'm a big monster, okay! Big monsters are not so fragile, huh~ I gave you the demon pill to share the lifespan with you, otherwise you humans will live for a hundred years at most. Then there would be no daughter-in-law! I don't want to be a widower!"
Shared life? !Li Xiaolin's mind fluttered, and his chest was filled with sour and astringent emotions.
The biggest difference between humans and demons is probably the length of lifespan.
A human's life is only a few decades, but the time of a monster seems to have no end.
Li Xiaolin once considered that if he and Su Gui were together, it would only last for a few decades, maybe not for a few decades.
No matter how good a skin he has now, when the glory is gone, he will eventually become a bad old man that everyone hates.And Su Gui at that time, he was still young, still a heartless half-grown child.
At that time, will Su Gui still like him?Will he still chase him and call him his wife?
On the other hand, even if Su Gui doesn't dislike his aging, what will happen to Su Gui after his death?
Su Gui's feelings are too pure and direct, and his dependence on Li Xiaolin has become a matter of course.Can Su Gui like this really bear the loneliness after Li Xiaolin's absence?
Maybe Li Xiaolin can have decades of happiness with Su Gui's company, but what about Su Gui, is he going to face thousands of years of sadness after his death?
This is so unfair.
Li Xiaolin is a very confident person, but when it comes to falling in love with Su Gui, he has no confidence.
His lack of self-confidence stems from the ruthlessness of time.
Li Xiaolin made a lot of assumptions, each of which starts with happiness and ends with tragedy.
Li Xiaolin thought, monsters have different ways, so he shouldn't be friends with Su Gui.However, love is irrational and cannot be transferred by people's ideas.
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui are attracted to each other. They are people walking in the dark night, and they are each other's only light.
Once you grab it, you can't let go
In his entire life, he would never like anyone else the way he likes Su Gui.
He wants to pamper Su Gui, he wants to give Su Gui everything he can, and he wants Su Gui to be a happy little fox every day.
As a result, this strong emotion was fermented in depression, and once it exploded, it was out of control. Li Xiaolin, who has always been a good man, was the only selfish once.
He agreed to Su Gui's courtship, so that he could truly own the little fox.
However, when Li Xiaolin was feeling sad about the future of the two, Su Gui, a little fox who only knew how to eat, drink and have fun, gave Li Xiaolin a big surprise!
Su Gui gave him the precious demon pill of the monster, and shared eternal life with him, all for the sake of staying with him.
Li Xiaolin was on the verge of tears, he broke free from the entanglement of Su Gui's tail, and hugged Su Gui into his arms.
Li Xiaolin kissed Su Gui's ears, and Su Gui's erect fox ears flicked and lay flat against his scalp.
Li Xiaolin said: "Honey, I'm glad you're thinking of me, but I can't take this demon pill. Although I don't know much about your demon world, I've heard a little about the importance of a demon pill to a monster. Be good~ Get the demon pill back."
"What!" Su Gui whipped Li Xiaolin with his tail, "You want to regret the marriage?!"
Li Xiaolin said: "No, it is my honor to be married to King Su."
Su Gui raised her head proudly, and said, "That's right, how many monsters are vying to marry me, heh heh~ Then why are you returning the dowry to me if you're not regretting the marriage!"
"Bowage gift?" Li Xiaolin didn't respond.
Su Gui said: "Yes, the life of the Nine-Tailed Fox is too long, and there is no one or monster who can stand shoulder to shoulder with us. It is stipulated that one of my demon pills should be given to my daughter-in-law as a betrothal gift."
Isn't it too generous to give Yaodan as a betrothal gift?
Before Li Xiaolin expressed his thoughts, Su Gui said again: "Our nine-tailed fox is not an ordinary monster. Let me tell you quietly, we have nine demon pills, hehehehe, even if I share one for you and me There are still eight, well, after a few more decades of cultivation, I will grow new demon pills, and it will turn back to nine~"
Li Xiaolin: "..." The nine demon pills are a bit cruel!
Li Xiaolin knew that he was worrying for nothing, the Nine-Tailed Fox race was really against the sky!
After the two talked, Li Xiaolin's worries were dispelled, and Su Gui took Li Xiaolin to mate N times again on the grounds that Li Xiaolin had accepted his betrothal gift and wanted to return it.
Li Xiaolin thought painfully and happily, if it wasn't for absorbing a demon pill from Su Gui that gave him a physique far beyond that of ordinary people, such an unrestrained approach would definitely kill everyone!
The location of Li Xiaolin's business trip was City D, a city famous for its sea view.
Su Gui hadn't seen the sea yet, so he was very interested in City D and his party.
It was still dark on the day of the business trip, and there were still five hours before the plane took off, so Su Gui dragged Li Xiaolin, who was half asleep and half awake, to the airport.
Li Xiaolin said helplessly: "It's useless if we go to the airport, the plane won't take off early."
Su Gui said, "Then I'll get us all over with the magic of shrinking the ground to an inch!"
Li Xiaolin patted Su Gui's head, "Are you looking forward to it?"
Su Gui said, "I've never seen Haiwa!"
Li Xiaolin asked: "There are no monsters in the sea in your demon world? Shrimp soldiers and crab generals?"
Su Gui said: "Yes, yes, but I am a fox, and foxes live in the woods. Who can go to the beach if they have nothing to do?"
Li Xiaolin smiled and said: "Okay, then I will take our King Su to experience the world."
Su Gui said, "I am much more knowledgeable than you!"
Li Xiaolin is a celebrity, if he went to a public place like the airport without the escort of an assistant bodyguard, it would definitely attract crowds and cause traffic jams.
Li Xiaolin wanted to wait until the time agreed with Zhang Ping before setting off, but he couldn't bear Su Gui's soft-heartedness, so he had to lead this over-excited little fox to the airport first.
The moment Li Xiaolin wanted to leave, the general went crazy.
The general yelled "Wow, woof" and bit Li Xiaolin's trouser leg to prevent him from leaving.
Hey, hey, why does the master bring the stinky fox with him on business trips but not him!
When the general called, the great white wolf also called.
In this quiet early morning, the howling of dogs and wolves could be heard far away, echoing above Xinghua Villa.
Li Xiaolin "Shhh" for a long time, the two dogs didn't agree, and they barked so happily that Li Xiaolin's eardrums hurt.
Li Xiaolin hugged the general and said, "Good boy, stop barking, the big tabby cat will take care of you."
The general rested his front paws on Li Xiaolin, sticking out his tongue to act cute.
Li Xiaolin said: "It's useless to be cute."
The general made up his mind, and smelled the big white wolf's butt very obscenely, as if you wouldn't let me go with you and I would mess around with men and women while you were away!
Li Xiaolin said in a black line: "Don't mess around, I will send you to the pet hospital for a ligation operation."
The general trembled, his ears drooped pitifully, his paws covered his eyes, and he surrendered.
Hey, hey, the owner doesn't like it!
After finishing the difficult animals at home, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui set off for the airport.
Su Gui opened up a special lane for Li Xiaolin to drive, and said like a caring little padded jacket, "Daughter-in-law, I will make a special lane for you to drive in the future, okay, so that you don't have to revoke your driver's license even if you are not good at driving?" Oh~!"
Li Xiaolin said: "My driving skills are not passable."
Su Gui said very understandingly: "Oh~ The person whose driver's license points are about to be deducted and owes a lot of points to others must not be a wife."
Li Xiaolin: "..." This little fox is going to beat around the bush and hurt people!
Li Xiaolin told Zhang Ping about the situation on his side, and Haomeng's star assistant was forced to increase his workload, and quickly contacted Li Xiaolin's team to help him.
At this time, there were not many people at the airport. Li Xiaolin and Su Gui each wore a big hat and sunglasses, so they were not recognized for the time being.
Su Gui stared at a certain flight to City D, and said, "Daughter-in-law, there is a flight to City D here, let's go on this one!"
Li Xiaolin said: "No, our tickets are not from this class."
Su Gui said, "Then let's evade the fare!"
Li Xiaolin said: "This is an airplane, not a bus or a train. There is no such thing as fare evasion."
Su Gui said: "I will escape!"
Su Gui's last experience of fare evasion dates back to when he was a little one, a little fox the size of a palm was stuffed into a luggage bag and got away with it. Li Xiaolin himself was surprised that he could pass the security check easily.
Recalling the little Su Gui, Li Xiaolin felt soft in his heart and smiled knowingly. At that time, he only treated Su Gui as a small pet. Who would have thought that they would develop into a lifelong companion.
"Wow, that guy looks so handsome!"
"Yeah, very similar to Li Xiaolin!"
"Ah~ That boy's hair color is so special, silvery white! This is the unique hair color of Two-dimensional."
"Both of them look familiar, can't it really be Li Xiaolin?!"
Gradually, people stopped at the airport for Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, they formed a small circle and talked a lot.
Li Xiaolin thought with a headache, this time his whereabouts must be exposed!
Li Xiaolin led Su Gui and left, but Su Gui didn't know why, so he asked, "Daughter-in-law, do you want to pee?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Hey, don't talk, you don't want to repeat the scene when you went to the mall to buy a dollhouse."
When Li Xiaolin went to the shopping mall to buy a toy house, he was caught in the siege of fans, and Su Gui also suffered a tragedy and was almost abducted by a little girl.
What an unpleasant memory!
Su Gui followed Li Xiaolin's pace and walked quickly, but they were finished after all.
A circle of people was formed, and someone shouted: "Li Xiaolin, it's Li Xiaolin!"
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