Young man, your abs have dropped

Located in the Liuyun Medical Valley branch in the east of the capital, the shopkeepers just got up, and before they had time to wash their faces, they saw their own three young masters jumping in from outside the wall with disheveled clothes and a flustered expression. They were all dumbfounded.

After being stunned for a while, the shopkeeper was the first to come back to his senses, slapped his thigh, dropped the washbasin, and rushed into the room tremblingly with the sound of the bottom of the basin hitting the ground.

"What's going on? What's going on?" The shopkeeper looked more panicked than Tan Yan, "Third Young Master, did someone treat you lightly?"

Tan Yan thought that although Xie Lanzhi's actions were frank, they were indeed frivolous, and he didn't expect to be accused, so he couldn't help but froze.

Seeing that he had guessed right, the shopkeeper yelled "No", and said angrily, "Which company did it? It's too much! The girl who has not been out of the cabinet has such courage, because she thinks that our third son is good-natured and can produce rice." Cooked rice?"

Upon hearing this, Tan Yan quickly explained: "No, you misunderstood..."

"Third Young Master, you don't have to cover up for her!" The shopkeeper waved his hand in outrage, "She has done such a disgraceful thing, which shows that the family tradition is unreasonable! Such a family cannot get married! Third Young Master, can you Don't be soft-hearted, anyone who dares to move those little thoughts on you that shouldn't have, you will rush into the palace and tell the emperor, the emperor will definitely not sit idly by!"

Tan Yan looked tired: "The shopkeeper, it's not a girl..."

The words the shopkeeper hadn't finished speaking were stuck in his throat, and he was startled: "Oh, it's not a girl."

Tan Yan's face turned red with embarrassment: "It's just dawn, how could I come out of the girl's room?"

The shopkeeper thought this was the reason, and suddenly came to his senses: "Sir, haven't you been living in Cheng Wang's Mansion? Could it be... Could it be... Mr. Xie?!"

Tan Yan: "..."

If you don't sleep all night, you really don't have a clear mind, and you have to explain a lot. The more you explain, the clearer you explain. Can't it be said that you met a wild dog or fell on the road?

Tan Yan was so regretful that she wanted to slap herself.

The shopkeeper had a sad expression on his face: "I thought Mr. Xie and the third son were frank and brotherly, but I didn't expect Mr. Xie's nature to be unshakable. After all, he still stretched out his claws on you, but how can his watery temperament be with you?" Stay together forever..."

Tan Yan: "..."

Tan Yan is the only unmarried master and apprentice in the Medical Valley, and the shopkeeper is getting old. When encountering such a thing, he has to worry about it. Thinking of the rumors about Xie Lanzhi from the outside world, his old heart beats even faster Feeling unsteady, he could only moan repeatedly.

Tan Yan couldn't see that others misunderstood Xie Lanzhi, so he hurriedly explained: "Don't misunderstand the shopkeeper, Lanzhi doesn't have that kind of thought, it's...it's me..."

The shopkeeper looked shocked, and looked at him with the expression of eating shit: "Why are you so overwhelmed?"

Tan Yan: "..."

Shopkeeper: "Ah... ah..."

"He's not that kind of person." Tan Yan wanted to explain further, but he couldn't say anything more. He felt so heartbroken, and finally said helplessly in the eyes of the old shopkeeper, "He is not frivolous." Me, I underestimated him, I have no face to see him, I plan to go back to Medicine Valley to live for a while, so I packed my bags and prepared to leave."

The old shopkeeper nodded heavily with a heartbroken expression of "cabbage was pushed over by a pig" and said, "That's fine."

In fact, Tan Yan had nothing to clean up, so he simply packed some floppy disks. He didn't even bother to eat breakfast, so he led the horse and was ready to go out, but when he walked to the gate of the courtyard, he heard the sound of horseshoes and wheels, followed by Come Xie Lanzhi's anxious voice: "Have you three sons come back?"

The guy at the door replied: "He's back. It seems that some girl has raped him. Go and comfort him."

Tan Yan: "!!!"

What a shame!

Tan Yan hurriedly led the horse back to the stable, and when passing by the shopkeeper, told him to say that he had already left, and quickly got into a wing room to hide.

Shopkeeper: "..."

Xie Lanzhi came in and looked around but couldn't find anyone, so he had to go out to look next door. The next door was the small courtyard that Tan Yan vacated for him. Right now, there were people queuing up to sign up when the door opened. He walked over and held the door Little servant: "Have you seen the third son Yun?"

"No." The boy shook his head and said happily, "My lord, you came just in time!"

As he spoke, his eyes turned around, and finally fell under the tree next to him. There was a man dozing off with his back leaning against the tree trunk, snoring like thunder. The middle one said it was arranged in the second painting, and the young one asked him to go to the inn to wait. He said he had no money to stay in the inn, so he waited at the door every day, like a door god. To him?"

Xie Lanzhi was in a hurry to find Tan Yan, he didn't have the time to say this, and was about to make a fool of himself and leave when the snorer rubbed his nose and woke up. He opened his eyes and saw a rich man standing at the door, his eyes lit up immediately Rushing over: "Master Xie! Master Xie! Is it time for me?"

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

The man had a dark face and a strong physique, and he looked quite naive. Seeing that Xie Lanzhi kept silent and only regarded him as acquiescing, he laughed: "It's finally here."

Xie Lanzhi said angrily, "I haven't finished the first one yet."

The man didn't seem to have heard what he said, and asked himself: "Where is Mr. Xie going to paint for me? It's not cold at the moment, so I can take it off wherever I want!"

Xie Lanzhi: "...what?"

Before going out of the city, Tan Yan touched and glanced at Xie Lanzhi again, but when he heard these words on the roof, he almost fell off his head.

Xie Lanzhi thought he heard it wrong, and blinked: "Where did you say...what?"

"Take it off wherever you want." The man added after finishing speaking, "Oh, of course, it's better not to have any girls around, otherwise I'd be so embarrassing!"

Xie Lanzhi looked bewildered: "Why do you want to take it off?"

The man scratched his head: "Didn't you pick me and want to draw a picture for me?"

It is said that Xie Lanzhi's paintings are worth thousands of gold, but this time you can buy them for only 20 taels of silver. I only managed to scrape together so much money by borrowing money from here and there. Go back and resell it, earn enough money to treat my mother!

How could Xie Lanzhi know what was going on in his mind, he just felt that his mind was sick: "No, what does it have to do with you taking off your clothes if I draw for you, brother?"

"Oh, I can't help it, I can't afford to be your big brother!" The man waved his hands in fright, "Then... how can you draw without taking off your clothes?"

Xie Lanzhi: "???"

The people queuing up next to me also heard the mist, and someone asked uncomfortably: "Are you here to take advantage of it? Why are you talking and taking off your clothes? You are so rogue!"

The man stuck his neck and said in disbelief, "What do you know? It's a Western painting! It's so precious!"

Xie Lanzhi looked surprised: "Huh? You still know Western painting?"

The man chuckled and said, "Where did I know, I heard people say it, and it has been spread all over the world, saying that Mr. Xie, you are painting Western paintings, and you specialize in painting naked people."

All the people in line stared at Xie Lanzhi in surprise, and some people began to whisper.

"What's the matter? Mr. Xie started to draw erotic pictures? Then... shall we still paint?"

"Are you stupid? Can this be painted? Don't let your wife beat you to death if you draw it back!"

"Look at the back, there is a little lady with a mask on her face who comes to ask for a painting. It can't be a famous brothel, right?"

"Young Master Xie's flair is really amazing..."

Xie Lanzhi almost vomited blood: "Who the hell is spreading rumors?!"

As he said that, he waved his hands at the big man standing in front of him with a sad face: "You go, you go, I won't draw this kind of painting this time!"

The voice of discussion reached the ears again.

"Not painting this time? That means I have painted before or will paint in the future."

"How did Mr. Xie become like this? He used to be romantic, but now he is dirty."

"Poor Young Master Yun goes in and out with him all day long, don't let him spoil you..."

Xie Lanzhi was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, he put his hips on his hips and roared angrily: "Which bastard is making rumors about me?!"

The man was taken aback by him, and said in a muttered voice: "This... this is not a rumor, this is what Mr. Yun Si said personally. He is from Immortal Island, so what he said can be true?"

Tan Yan on the roof held onto the roof beast tightly before jumping down impulsively.

Xie Lanzhi's eyeballs were almost out of frame, and he shouted in a broken voice, "Who? Who are you talking about?"

The man took a step back: "Yun... Fourth Young Master Yun."

"Okay! Very good!" Xie Lanzhi rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth, "Draw nudes, right? Come on! Haven't I painted before? Who is afraid of whom? Come!"

The man looked happy: "Aren't you driving me away?"

The people in the line whispered, wanting to break up and go home, but unwilling to give up such a fresh excitement, they finally resisted their shame and stayed in line, and comforted each other: "It's okay, it's okay, even if you sign up, it doesn't necessarily mean that we will be selected." .”

The man was so happy that he wished he could take off all his clothes on the spot. When he turned around and saw that there were still women in the team, he held back: "Then Mr. Xie, can I go in and paint now?"

As soon as the words fell, something in the peripheral vision fell to the ground with a muffled "bang".

The crowd exclaimed, and the man looked back, his black face distorted in fright: "Oh, it's so dangerous! Why did this thing fall, and it almost hit me. If you survive a catastrophe, you will have good luck. If you go back, you will have to enter the temple Bye-Bye!"

Xie Lanzhi also jumped back in fright: "Huh? Why did the stone lion on the roof fall down? Isn't it too weak?"

Everyone looked up, and they saw that one of the stone lions was missing from the row of stone lions on the roof.

At the back, invisible to the crowd, Tan Yan crouched on the tile with a painful expression on his face.

Walk?Still not going?