The wife of the online game suddenly became real
Chapter 14 How can my wife be so sensible
When Chu Xiao returned home, he saw that the food on the table had barely moved.
And his darling was hugging his knees and curled up in the corner of the sofa, probably because he didn't get enough sleep, his little head was bit by bit.
"What's the matter, baby, no appetite?" Chu Xiao walked towards Jinglin, scratching the back of his head and said embarrassingly, "Why don't we go to the restaurant yesterday for lunch, I don't know how to cook very much."
As a Yan Ergou who spends his days with instant noodle takeaways and dinners all year round, boiling eggs is the only housekeeping skill he can do. Afraid that Jinglin's bread would not taste good, he even took out the only remaining all-purpose seasoning from his backpack.
Sure enough...
When raising Jing Lin in the game, Chu Xiao often had trouble with the food. Jing Lin’s taste was tricky and picky, and he couldn’t improve his favorability without putting in a lot of effort, so Chu Xiao would often eat cold steamed buns and work hard in the dungeon The place is Jinglin liver rare ingredients and all-purpose seasoning.
Now, after working for a long time, but still not able to satisfy Jing Lin, Chu Xiao couldn't help feeling a little worried.
When playing games, ordinary food can be bought directly from the mall, but rare food is really hard to come by, it’s a big deal, it’s not so convenient now.
Jing Lin’s five senses are stronger than ordinary people’s, and it’s impossible to be satisfied with mediocre food, but Chu Xiao knows his culinary skills, even if he practiced for another ten years, he can only reach the level of ordinary people at most. It’s impossible to satisfy Jing Lin Tan.
How about... Hire a cook?
Chu Xiao's thoughts not only went astray, but also went far.
Yes, since he entered the fixed thinking mode of "Jing Lin must not eat because he doesn't like it", Chu Xiao didn't realize that the food on the table was not "almost untouched", but "not at all". .
"Chu Xiao, you're back."
Hearing the movement, Jing Lin woke up from sleep, walked over, hugged Chu Xiao's waist, and buried his little head in it.
"Hey, hey, wife, wife, wife."
Chu Xiao gasped, resisted the urge to push Jing Lin away, gritted his teeth and let Jing Lin mess around for a while, then squatted down and rubbed Jing Lin into his arms.
[Please pay attention to the Lord God, maintaining the harmony of the game is the responsibility and obligation of each player, please do not make any eighteen forbidden operations in the game. ]
Shut up, garbage system.
Chu Xiao gave the system the middle finger in his heart.
Can you give me a little wink, my wife obviously did it first, is he willing to do this, this... Well, he is really willing.
Chu Xiao was actually a little proud.
Half-demons have a long lifespan and develop late, so Jing Lin is not much taller than his waist, a soft and small one, rubbing against his chest or something...
[Please pay attention to the Lord God, maintaining the harmony of the game is the responsibility and obligation of each player, please do not make any eighteen forbidden operations in the game. ]
Not even a second after the small flag fluttered again, it was calmed down by the system.
Hold.
While Chu Xiao was very satisfied with his wife's embrace, he was also tired of seeing and not being able to eat. The two kept alternating. For a while, his heart was extremely complicated, and he felt that his emotional center was in chaos.
Jing Lin greedily sniffed the smell of Chu Xiao's body, and his hanging heart finally fell back into his stomach.
In the past, Chu Xiao would not get home until midnight when he went out in the morning, and he would not leave a note for him, so it was really different from before.
"What's the matter, wife?" Chu Xiao kissed the tip of the ear protruding from the hair, and watched that small piece of skin slowly turn red and hot.
Jing Lin shrunk his neck, and managed to endure the itching without avoiding it. He opened his big eyes and asked a question he had thought about for a long time: "Wife...are you talking about me?"
"Of course, you are not my wife, who else can be my wife?" Chu Xiao realized that he hadn't explained the title to Jing Lin, thought about it, and said nonsense: "Wife means Madam Husband means Mr. This is a title that is only passed down among nobles. Now that we are no longer in Wangcheng, we need to keep a low profile. I will only call you wife in private. You can also call me husband when no one is around. do you understand?"
Jing Lin nodded: "Understood."
Chu Xiao looked at him expectantly: "Call me and try?"
Jing Lin thought about the pronunciation of this word for a while, and then said softly, "Wife?"
Chu Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I call you my wife, but you want to call me husband, old--"
"Old...husband?" Jing Lin finally called correctly.
"Hey, my good wife, my husband will give you a kiss."
Chu Xiao smacked Jing Lin's face as a reward.
Then, because the taste was so good, I couldn't hold it back, and kissed again, and then again, and finally, this time it was guaranteed to be the last...
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
Jing Lin was so dizzy from being kissed, his little brain, which was not working well at first, completely crashed. Fortunately, after a while, it restarted successfully, and the original screen was still on the main screen.
"I'm sorry, I thought my wife wasn't talking about me, so I didn't touch the food on the table." Jing Lin lowered her head guiltily, and her little stomach growled in response to the occasion.
"So that's the case. I thought those things didn't suit your taste." Chu Xiao laughed twice, then took out a beautifully wrapped paper bag from the pocket of the windbreaker and stuffed it into Jing Lin's arms: "Eat this, shopkeeper Bought from here, those... are cold."
Jing Lin opened the bag, stared at the steaming butter cookies for a while, and said firmly, "I still prefer the food made by the master."
"This, oh, I really can't do anything about you..."
Chu Xiao was helpless and moved, so he could only let Jing Lin run to the table to pick up an egg and peel it.
"Husband, do you want to eat?" Jing Lin is quite used to the term "husband".
"Husband is not hungry."
Chu Xiao looked at Jing Lin kindly, his whole body was filled with a kind of golden light of becoming a Buddha.
Life is complete.
Jing Lin caught a glimpse of the seasoning in the small dish from the corner of his eye. After hesitating for a while, he carefully poked it with the pointed end of the egg.
The enlightened Chu Xiao reacted a beat slower, and when he thought of stopping it, it was already too late.
Ow.
Jing Lin chewed a couple of bites, then jumped up, pointed at the egg with a bite missing in his hand and stammered, "Old man, the eggs you made are super, super delicious!"
Chu Xiao: "Then you eat more."
His heart was bleeding.
The all-purpose seasoning is very interesting, it has no taste itself, it acts on any dish or staple food, and can automatically make it the best flavor to satisfy anyone's preferences, it is an ultra-rare prop in the game.
For example, a bowl of beef noodles worth [-] moon stones, as long as the corresponding amount of all-purpose seasoning is added, the taste of the beef noodles will become a super high-end dish that can win the top chef competition. any change in quality.
No problem getting here.
Next, the all-purpose seasoning has a special attribute, which is the only official restriction on this universal item-the all-purpose seasoning in the same bottle can only change the taste of the same food.
Chu Xiao's original intention was to ask Jing Lin to eat the bread dipped in the seasoning, so that one plate was just the amount of a bag of bread, and the remaining seasoning in the bottle could also be used on the bread he bought later.
But now that Jing Lin has dipped the eggs, this bottle of all-purpose seasoning can only be used on boiled eggs in the future...
There are only five bottles of universal seasoning in his backpack, and he has not found any way to replenish the supplies...
"It's really super delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious egg!" Jing Lin took another bite, and was so surprised by the flavor that exploded on his taste buds that he couldn't help himself, and he couldn't stand it anymore.
He walked eagerly to Chu Xiao's side with the egg in his hand, and desperately raised his short hands upwards.
"Husband, husband, you can take a bite too, just one bite."
"Okay, okay, listen to my wife."
Chu Xiao took a bite cooperatively. He didn't know whether it was because of the all-purpose seasoning or Jing Lin. After taking this bite, he felt like he was about to ascend.
"Is it delicious?" Jing Lin asked expectantly.
"It's delicious, and my wife will eat it too." Chu Xiao said.
The two of you finished sharing a boiled egg one bite at a time, and the picture was so stupid that I couldn't bear to look directly at it.
Fortunately, Chu Xiao didn't feel stupid at all, he just felt so happy that he exploded.
After eating the eggs, Jing Lin ran back to get a piece of bread, thought for a while, and then dipped it in the seasoning.
Ow.
Chu Xiao felt a little uncomfortable, clamoring in his heart that the thing was useless, baby...
Just when he was thinking about whether to just take out another bottle of all-purpose seasoning, he suddenly heard Jing Lin's excited voice——
"The bread is delicious, thank you husband."
Jing Lin's face was blushing, and the corners of her mouth were full of sincerity and joy. These words were definitely from the heart, rather than flattery.
Hold.
Chu Xiao cursed in his heart.
White bread has no taste at all, how can it be delicious, and, even if it is dipped in all-purpose seasoning, it is impossible for boiled eggs to change the flavor of beef.
For such a low-level breakfast combination, if it was in the game, Jing Lin would have to deduct at least [-]% of his favorability points, and he would have to kiss and hug him before giving up. But now, with such ordinary food, It can make Jing Lin so happy that he can't find Bei.
Alas, his little baby, when will he be more self-willed.
Instead of being like this now, she is so sensible that it makes people feel distressed.
[There is a long way to go, and the Lord God still needs to work hard. ]
……
Huh?
Chu Xiao seemed to have heard the system's voice ringing in his ears just now, and what he said was still a strange line.
system?System you alive?
Chu Xiao shouted a few words in his heart, but got no response.
And his darling was hugging his knees and curled up in the corner of the sofa, probably because he didn't get enough sleep, his little head was bit by bit.
"What's the matter, baby, no appetite?" Chu Xiao walked towards Jinglin, scratching the back of his head and said embarrassingly, "Why don't we go to the restaurant yesterday for lunch, I don't know how to cook very much."
As a Yan Ergou who spends his days with instant noodle takeaways and dinners all year round, boiling eggs is the only housekeeping skill he can do. Afraid that Jinglin's bread would not taste good, he even took out the only remaining all-purpose seasoning from his backpack.
Sure enough...
When raising Jing Lin in the game, Chu Xiao often had trouble with the food. Jing Lin’s taste was tricky and picky, and he couldn’t improve his favorability without putting in a lot of effort, so Chu Xiao would often eat cold steamed buns and work hard in the dungeon The place is Jinglin liver rare ingredients and all-purpose seasoning.
Now, after working for a long time, but still not able to satisfy Jing Lin, Chu Xiao couldn't help feeling a little worried.
When playing games, ordinary food can be bought directly from the mall, but rare food is really hard to come by, it’s a big deal, it’s not so convenient now.
Jing Lin’s five senses are stronger than ordinary people’s, and it’s impossible to be satisfied with mediocre food, but Chu Xiao knows his culinary skills, even if he practiced for another ten years, he can only reach the level of ordinary people at most. It’s impossible to satisfy Jing Lin Tan.
How about... Hire a cook?
Chu Xiao's thoughts not only went astray, but also went far.
Yes, since he entered the fixed thinking mode of "Jing Lin must not eat because he doesn't like it", Chu Xiao didn't realize that the food on the table was not "almost untouched", but "not at all". .
"Chu Xiao, you're back."
Hearing the movement, Jing Lin woke up from sleep, walked over, hugged Chu Xiao's waist, and buried his little head in it.
"Hey, hey, wife, wife, wife."
Chu Xiao gasped, resisted the urge to push Jing Lin away, gritted his teeth and let Jing Lin mess around for a while, then squatted down and rubbed Jing Lin into his arms.
[Please pay attention to the Lord God, maintaining the harmony of the game is the responsibility and obligation of each player, please do not make any eighteen forbidden operations in the game. ]
Shut up, garbage system.
Chu Xiao gave the system the middle finger in his heart.
Can you give me a little wink, my wife obviously did it first, is he willing to do this, this... Well, he is really willing.
Chu Xiao was actually a little proud.
Half-demons have a long lifespan and develop late, so Jing Lin is not much taller than his waist, a soft and small one, rubbing against his chest or something...
[Please pay attention to the Lord God, maintaining the harmony of the game is the responsibility and obligation of each player, please do not make any eighteen forbidden operations in the game. ]
Not even a second after the small flag fluttered again, it was calmed down by the system.
Hold.
While Chu Xiao was very satisfied with his wife's embrace, he was also tired of seeing and not being able to eat. The two kept alternating. For a while, his heart was extremely complicated, and he felt that his emotional center was in chaos.
Jing Lin greedily sniffed the smell of Chu Xiao's body, and his hanging heart finally fell back into his stomach.
In the past, Chu Xiao would not get home until midnight when he went out in the morning, and he would not leave a note for him, so it was really different from before.
"What's the matter, wife?" Chu Xiao kissed the tip of the ear protruding from the hair, and watched that small piece of skin slowly turn red and hot.
Jing Lin shrunk his neck, and managed to endure the itching without avoiding it. He opened his big eyes and asked a question he had thought about for a long time: "Wife...are you talking about me?"
"Of course, you are not my wife, who else can be my wife?" Chu Xiao realized that he hadn't explained the title to Jing Lin, thought about it, and said nonsense: "Wife means Madam Husband means Mr. This is a title that is only passed down among nobles. Now that we are no longer in Wangcheng, we need to keep a low profile. I will only call you wife in private. You can also call me husband when no one is around. do you understand?"
Jing Lin nodded: "Understood."
Chu Xiao looked at him expectantly: "Call me and try?"
Jing Lin thought about the pronunciation of this word for a while, and then said softly, "Wife?"
Chu Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I call you my wife, but you want to call me husband, old--"
"Old...husband?" Jing Lin finally called correctly.
"Hey, my good wife, my husband will give you a kiss."
Chu Xiao smacked Jing Lin's face as a reward.
Then, because the taste was so good, I couldn't hold it back, and kissed again, and then again, and finally, this time it was guaranteed to be the last...
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
Jing Lin was so dizzy from being kissed, his little brain, which was not working well at first, completely crashed. Fortunately, after a while, it restarted successfully, and the original screen was still on the main screen.
"I'm sorry, I thought my wife wasn't talking about me, so I didn't touch the food on the table." Jing Lin lowered her head guiltily, and her little stomach growled in response to the occasion.
"So that's the case. I thought those things didn't suit your taste." Chu Xiao laughed twice, then took out a beautifully wrapped paper bag from the pocket of the windbreaker and stuffed it into Jing Lin's arms: "Eat this, shopkeeper Bought from here, those... are cold."
Jing Lin opened the bag, stared at the steaming butter cookies for a while, and said firmly, "I still prefer the food made by the master."
"This, oh, I really can't do anything about you..."
Chu Xiao was helpless and moved, so he could only let Jing Lin run to the table to pick up an egg and peel it.
"Husband, do you want to eat?" Jing Lin is quite used to the term "husband".
"Husband is not hungry."
Chu Xiao looked at Jing Lin kindly, his whole body was filled with a kind of golden light of becoming a Buddha.
Life is complete.
Jing Lin caught a glimpse of the seasoning in the small dish from the corner of his eye. After hesitating for a while, he carefully poked it with the pointed end of the egg.
The enlightened Chu Xiao reacted a beat slower, and when he thought of stopping it, it was already too late.
Ow.
Jing Lin chewed a couple of bites, then jumped up, pointed at the egg with a bite missing in his hand and stammered, "Old man, the eggs you made are super, super delicious!"
Chu Xiao: "Then you eat more."
His heart was bleeding.
The all-purpose seasoning is very interesting, it has no taste itself, it acts on any dish or staple food, and can automatically make it the best flavor to satisfy anyone's preferences, it is an ultra-rare prop in the game.
For example, a bowl of beef noodles worth [-] moon stones, as long as the corresponding amount of all-purpose seasoning is added, the taste of the beef noodles will become a super high-end dish that can win the top chef competition. any change in quality.
No problem getting here.
Next, the all-purpose seasoning has a special attribute, which is the only official restriction on this universal item-the all-purpose seasoning in the same bottle can only change the taste of the same food.
Chu Xiao's original intention was to ask Jing Lin to eat the bread dipped in the seasoning, so that one plate was just the amount of a bag of bread, and the remaining seasoning in the bottle could also be used on the bread he bought later.
But now that Jing Lin has dipped the eggs, this bottle of all-purpose seasoning can only be used on boiled eggs in the future...
There are only five bottles of universal seasoning in his backpack, and he has not found any way to replenish the supplies...
"It's really super delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious egg!" Jing Lin took another bite, and was so surprised by the flavor that exploded on his taste buds that he couldn't help himself, and he couldn't stand it anymore.
He walked eagerly to Chu Xiao's side with the egg in his hand, and desperately raised his short hands upwards.
"Husband, husband, you can take a bite too, just one bite."
"Okay, okay, listen to my wife."
Chu Xiao took a bite cooperatively. He didn't know whether it was because of the all-purpose seasoning or Jing Lin. After taking this bite, he felt like he was about to ascend.
"Is it delicious?" Jing Lin asked expectantly.
"It's delicious, and my wife will eat it too." Chu Xiao said.
The two of you finished sharing a boiled egg one bite at a time, and the picture was so stupid that I couldn't bear to look directly at it.
Fortunately, Chu Xiao didn't feel stupid at all, he just felt so happy that he exploded.
After eating the eggs, Jing Lin ran back to get a piece of bread, thought for a while, and then dipped it in the seasoning.
Ow.
Chu Xiao felt a little uncomfortable, clamoring in his heart that the thing was useless, baby...
Just when he was thinking about whether to just take out another bottle of all-purpose seasoning, he suddenly heard Jing Lin's excited voice——
"The bread is delicious, thank you husband."
Jing Lin's face was blushing, and the corners of her mouth were full of sincerity and joy. These words were definitely from the heart, rather than flattery.
Hold.
Chu Xiao cursed in his heart.
White bread has no taste at all, how can it be delicious, and, even if it is dipped in all-purpose seasoning, it is impossible for boiled eggs to change the flavor of beef.
For such a low-level breakfast combination, if it was in the game, Jing Lin would have to deduct at least [-]% of his favorability points, and he would have to kiss and hug him before giving up. But now, with such ordinary food, It can make Jing Lin so happy that he can't find Bei.
Alas, his little baby, when will he be more self-willed.
Instead of being like this now, she is so sensible that it makes people feel distressed.
[There is a long way to go, and the Lord God still needs to work hard. ]
……
Huh?
Chu Xiao seemed to have heard the system's voice ringing in his ears just now, and what he said was still a strange line.
system?System you alive?
Chu Xiao shouted a few words in his heart, but got no response.
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