Earth is fragile, handle with care

Known as the Great Devil of the Alpha Galaxy, Farrell came to Earth for the first time to hunt down the notorious galaxy smuggling group "Thousand Crows" in order to recover the contraband stolen by His Majesty. After eighteen galaxies, the trace of "Thousand Crows" was finally lost in the solar system.

This is a great shame.

Although the tracker has lost its signal, it can be inferred from common sense that the most likely hiding place of the Thousand Crows in this galaxy containing only one intelligent life civilization is Earth.

Farrell took advantage of the accompanying mechanical doctor to help him replace the language chip to get a general understanding of the earth's civilization, and finally came to the following conclusions:

This is a blue planet that looks extremely fragile, civilized and weird!

Because the visa to the earth is one of the ten best visas in the universe, the aliens who go to the earth are like crucian carp, but what is surprising is that most of the intelligent life forms on this planet have nothing to do with it. Known, except for the special groups responsible for related affairs.

And the most incredible thing is that this planet continues to thrive under the influence of successive interstellar terrorist criminals and dangerous aliens who can bring down a small country in a small fight.

The anti-social demon kings who came forward one after another fell on the cursed sandy beach of the earth, reduced to good people, or reduced to cosmic dust.For Farrell, the former is undoubtedly ten thousand times more terrifying than the latter.

[My lord duke, please be sure to catch a thousand crows, I am ashamed of Dada Dila, but please be careful, Your Majesty hates the search warrant of the Interstellar Security Review Department as much as you do. ] Before the hatch opened, Zhinao said to Farrell.

Farrell silently swallowed a hair of an intelligent life form on Earth, and the mimic matrix was activated, showing the advantages of being the two most perfect mimic life forms in the universe, and he read the DNA within a few seconds , disguising himself as a real human being.

"Don't worry, I guarantee that I will come back intact. A fragile marginal civilization like the Earth can't do anything to me." Farrell said casually, he was still not very used to using the muscles of his vocal cords to vibrate the air to make a sound message delivery mode.

[No, you are overthinking.I just ask you to pay more attention to the safety of the earth. Destroying an interstellar certified civilization is a felony.After all, I don't want to see you receive a summons from the interstellar court and end up serving hundreds of standard cosmic years in a black hole prison. 】

Farrell put on his coat, turned his head and lazily pulled his facial muscles, showing a suspicious smile: "Believe me, it is ten thousand times harder for me to obey the law than to act recklessly. But at least I will not be so stupid Caught by the Interstellar Judgment."

[I mourn for this poor planet. 】The mechanical sound of the intellectual brain's inorganic nature sounded, with a bit of simulated helplessness.

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Farrell landed in a remote alley, and when he took the first step, he said to himself: I must bring Thousand Crows to justice, blood for blood, tooth for tooth.Then conquer this blue fragile glass planet as a hidden colony of Dada Dela by the way.

A burst of irresistibly tempting fragrance came, and Farrell, who was fed up with the nutrient solution, was stunned. He turned his head blankly and sucked his nose vigorously.

The smell of food poured into his nostrils unscrupulously, and for a moment his whole brain was conquered by this signal of wanting to eat.

He followed the scent until he found a lonely wonton stand with lights on in the night.Two humans stood and sat here, one was cooking wontons, and the other was eating wontons contentedly.

"Uncle Li's wontons are still so delicious. I can eat two or three bowls in one go." The young human said.

"Then eat more." The older humans smiled brightly on their bearded faces.

Farrell walked over silently, sat down at the wonton stand, and said blankly, "Have a bowl."

What he didn't know was that after uttering these fatal and magical words, his dream of conquering the earth was infinitely put on hold...

Farrell's behavior of ignoring the temperature and chewing apparently frightened the two humans. They looked at each other, and finally the young man kindly reminded: "Eat slowly, be careful of choking."

With a bang, the empty plastic bowl was pressed aggressively in front of the stall owner, and Farrell, who had a fierce look on his face, spat out four words fiercely: "One more bowl!"

After doing this several times, Farrell has fully understood the influence of various seasonings on the taste of wontons, and then skillfully selected his favorite one: "Boss, have another bowl. Add shallots and don't be spicy."

He said to himself, after eating this bowl, after eating this bowl, he will hunt down Thousand Crows and conquer the world by the way!

But in the end, he turned his head aside and reached out to pass the bowl over: "The last bowl."

Yi Chu watched helplessly as this strange guest ate five bowls of wontons in one go without even hiccupping. He even wondered if this guy had been starved for three to five days, otherwise how could he be so ferocious?

Uncle Li, who sells wontons, has changed from a smile to a grimace. He has reason to suspect that this young man who eats wontons and can even drink the soup base has nothing in his pocket.

The gluttonous eater finally burped after downing the sixth bowl of wontons. He rubbed his stomach contentedly and sighed: "Delicious, so delicious. This is really the most delicious in the universe!"

Uncle Li, who received such praise, felt more stressed when he saw his uncleaned cauldron and a basket of small ravioli.

The strange guest stood up while holding the table and rubbing his stomach, and said to Uncle Li with a serious face: "I will come again tomorrow."

"Ah, oh." Li Shumu stared at him blankly, watching him leave.

Yi Chu didn't react for a while, until the man's back was about to disappear into the dark alley, and he called out: "Hey, you haven't paid yet!"

The man stopped, trotted all the way back, scratched his head and apologized solemnly, "Sorry, I forgot."

As he spoke, he took out a silver-white thing and stuffed it into Yi Chu's hand.

"What is this?" Yi Chu asked suspiciously as he weighed the heavy metal in his hand.

The man asked solemnly: "Don't you humans like to use precious metals as transaction currencies?"

"what?"

The man looked at him inexplicably, turned around and left.

On the contrary, Uncle Li took the piece of metal and weighed it, bit it again in his mouth, and muttered with a strange expression: "Could it be silver?"

"No, it won't be..." Yi Chu was also dumbfounded, and the two of them stared at the piece of metal in a daze.

In the end, it was Uncle Li who made the final decision: "This is easy. My mother-in-law has a relative who owns a goldware shop. You can find out by asking. Anyway, it wasn't stolen or robbed."

The identification results were surprising. This unremarkable piece of metal was neither tin nor lead, but genuine silver.

Uncle Li, who has sold wontons in the alley for almost half his life, was dazed by the huge pie, and worried that the customer who looked like a madhouse would come to ask for change, and he waited helplessly every night. The guest who said "come back tomorrow" did not show up again.

Uncle Li was very disappointed, and Yi Chu, who watched the whole incident, was also very disappointed. Every night when he came to eat wontons, he would ask about the whereabouts of that person. Unfortunately, the strange guest who escaped from the mental hospital was probably discovered by the medical staff. Yes, this guy may be dragged back to the hospital at this moment.

Of course, the truth is far from this.

Farrell was dazed by the fog bombs released by Thousand Crows, and chased from City Z where he first landed to City H, and then tracked to the countryside, and finally admitted that he was lost again on the empty road.

According to reliable sources, it wasn't the first time for Thousand Crows to enter the earth. With this familiarity with the geographical environment, it is not easy to catch Thousand Crows.

Cunning Thousand Crows Thief!

Farrell, who drank the nutritional supplement for three days, angrily punched the street lamp on the side of the road. The poor street lamp made a miserable creaking sound, was cut off at the waist, and fell to the side of the road.

[Ah, if you don’t want to be caught by ubiquitous cameras and be chased by the police for this kind of behavior that destroys the basic public construction of the earth’s human beings, I advise you to slip away. 】The voice of Zhinao sounded in Farrell's mind.

Farrell doesn't care much about the pursuit of the earthlings, but his stomach is hungry, which is a big deal.

Thinking of the delicious wontons he ate in a remote alley in City Z a few days ago, Farrell suddenly felt that the secretion of body fluids in his mouth accelerated a lot, and when he thought about the single-flavored nutritional supplements in the warehouse, he suddenly felt unbearable .

He needs delicious food to comfort his aggrieved soul these days because he can't wreak havoc.

The most unbearable time, he was clearly sure that Thousand Crows was in front of him in this city with a population of about 300 million, and he was about to charge the long-range ion cannon to solve the problem with one blow, but the brain screamed wildly, repeatedly stating that the long-range ion cannon Ion cannons can cause irreversible damage to entire cities.

Farrell casually assured while aiming: "It's just one shot, and it's not an anti-matter charged bomb. You have to have confidence in this blue glass planet. It won't be destroyed because of this, I promise."

Guarantees without credibility obviously cannot win the trust of the intellectual brain. It roared in his brain about the fragility of human beings and the earth, and used the "Smart Civilization Protection Law" to screen his brain thousands of times. In the end, Farrell had no choice but to Unhappily put away the long-range ion cannon.

"It's really just one shot," Farrell muttered emphatically.

【no. 】Zhinao justly refused his request, 【I am obliged to supervise your behavior on the earth, Your Majesty has already endured the endless incidents you caused, and you don't want to say goodbye to your fleet and go back to Dada Dela star for confinement Come on, Your Royal Highness. 】

Farrell sighed: "Humans are really fragile creatures, aren't they?"

【Maybe. 】

"So let's destroy them all!"

【…】

Regarding how Brain successfully persuaded Farrell to give up the long-range ion cannon bombardment of the city in the end, Brain said that it did not want to mention it. It would definitely not be a good experience to persuade a guy in the late second year of middle school to give up the idea of ​​destroying human beings.

Similarly, Farrell would never admit that in the end he thought that he hadn't eaten wontons for three days and couldn't wait, so he postponed the task of killing Thousand Crows.

It is really not easy to be a law-abiding alien citizen. He never even thought of going to the Alien Agency to register after coming to Earth, let alone requesting assistance in arresting Thousand Crows. Although this agency has , but he really doesn't want to deal with this group of superpowers. You must know that this group of people is very annoying, especially after they know that Farrell is a gangster.If they insisted on registering the prohibited weapons on the entire spaceship, Farrell could be sure that there was no way out for him except to go to the black hole prison or squat to death on the exile star.

The author has something to say: PS: It is slightly related to "Alien Office", it can be regarded as the same series