Love and Hate of an Onmyoji

I am an onmyoji.

It has nothing to do with the under-pumped SSR, and it's not a charlatan crouching on a pony ponytail to show people how to calculate and read Fengshui, but an onmyoji who takes ghosts and demons as his mission.

I am an onmyoji.

I feel like a jerk whenever I talk like that, but ever since someone told me he thought I was having a jerk, I've kindly kept my mouth shut.

A cheerful idiot who pours out all his secrets, and an onmyoji who is usually taciturn and actually uses his stunts to slay demons and demons on dark and stormy nights, the latter's character design is obviously more compelling.

OK, I see.

From today onwards, I can't lose the noble, glamorous and compelling Onmyoji persona who is a world-class expert.

Something was poking my back, and a voice rang out: "Brother, I said why are you sleeping every day in class?"

Depend on!Woke me up!

Why are you sleeping in class?

Because I want to catch demons at night!

Although small animals are not allowed to become smart after the founding of the People's Republic of China, but those things that became smart before the founding of the People's Republic of China must be cleaned up by people, right?

I really want to be furious, but there is a voice in my heart telling me that the word "furious" does not exist in the onmyoji dictionary.I took a deep breath, exhaled, took a deep breath, exhaled, and then said lightly, "Sleepy."

very good!Very cold!Come and ask me why I am sleepy, so that I can slowly reveal this mystery to you, classmate!

He buried his head: "I'm sleepy too, let's sleep together."

……

Day, do not play cards according to the routine.

I will be really sleepy during the day, because I really want to catch demons at night.Although my level has not yet reached Novice Village, I can use equipment to forcibly level up.

I usually don't go to the store to buy my equipment, but directly give the money to my master, and let him buy it for me.

My master is over sixty years old, and with his old, dim eyes, he can no longer tell whether the person standing in front of him is a demon. When he went back to Thailand to play, he almost put a rope around the neck of a demon, which scared me so much that I immediately forced the palace to usurp the throne. Ask Master to pass on a set of treasures to exorcise demons to me.

The master took out a few talisman papers from his broken copper and iron bottles and jars: "Here."

"Gone?"

Master: "No more."

He seemed to see my dislike, and explained: "Now the demon eradication industry is in a downturn, and onmyojis are all posting backwards. Since you have this ambition, you must work hard to revive the great cause of onmyojis!"

Revive your uncle!

What can I do to revive!Are these broken talismans?

"Master, you said at the beginning that as long as I follow you as an onmyoji and eliminate harm for the people, I will surely enjoy the glory and wealth and be respected by thousands of people in the future."

Which boy with secondary illness doesn't want to be bullied, let alone a poor dog like me!I came here for the purpose of gaining both fame and fortune, and I took off my pants, ah no, you have learned all the skills, so you can show me this?

"Do you remember the original words on the day you became a teacher?"

"Remember." That's what I just said.

"That's right, this is my master's master's master... the great method of accepting apprentices that I've figured out since that generation."

... Dare to flirt and deceive can be said to be a tradition from the ancestors?

"If you don't get apprentices in the future, just tell others like this, there will always be one or two fools who believe it." The master said again.

Oh... I thank you.

Master took out a post and handed it to me.

I took a look, at midnight tonight, three hundred miles east of the city, the crab demon.

This is my task tonight.Since the master retired, he has become the agent who takes orders for me.

"Do you have equipment?" I asked.

The master rummaged through a pile of dark things for a while, then handed over a stack of talisman papers: "Save it and use it."

Damn, is it a talisman again?Does this ghost hunting thing really work for monsters?

"Is there nothing else?" I said coldly, always remembering my noble and glamorous monster catcher persona.

"Yes." To my surprise, the always-poor master took out another kit from the dark things, "Pouch for collecting monsters, don't use it too often."

It sounds like a decent thing, at least it is much better than talisman paper.

I asked lightly, "But if you use too much, will there be side effects?"

"No." Master replied, "Because it's expensive."

I rely on?

Can't you make me feel that although I go to the battlefield alone, there are thousands of troops standing behind me with sufficient guns and ammunition, ready to help at any time!

Do you have to expose the fact that I don't have much money to buy a lot of artifacts so cruelly?

At midnight, go out of the city and go east three hundred miles, and you will meet a crab demon.

Keke, thank you.

This name is quite funny. Could it be that I grew up playing Zhihu?

Wearing a yin and yang robe, with a forehead wipe tied in front of my forehead, holding a brocade pouch with a few pieces of talisman paper between my fingertips, I walked out of the city slowly and headed east.

Very good, if there is a third-party perspective, what you see is a brilliant onmyoji.

Although I dressed up like this last time to remove the demon, I was regarded as a filming person and forced to take a few photos together.

Although the group photo of me smiling brightly compared to the scissorhands was carefully kept close to my body, I took it out for appreciation from time to time.

Well, but these can't stop the fact that I'm very cold.

If anyone shows up now and hugs my thigh tightly and wants to take a photo with me, I must hesitate for three seconds before agreeing.