Wrong body

Chu Yi has a formula.He didn't sleep well, he was in a bad mood, and it was raining, which would definitely make him sick.

This formula has been used well from childhood to adulthood, and there are few mistakes.At this time, Chu Yi put on the anti-fever stickers, held the thermometer in his mouth, wrapped himself up like a mummy and got into the quilt.After getting out of Naga last night, he walked outside for half an hour, and then walked back to the parking lot just two streets away. After picking up the car and driving home, he kept sneezing. After a night of sleep, it erupted completely in the morning, with weakness in limbs and extremely hot forehead.

While his mind was still clear, he sent two text messages.One for Mina, asking her if she was in trouble last night.Another message was sent to Luo Wang, saying that the photo was taken, but he was sick, so if he wanted it, he would go to his house to pick it up.

After sending, Chu Yi lay down and waited for a reply.He took down the thermometer in his mouth and took a look, it was 38 degrees 5, at least 5 points of cold and heat were brought by Gao Yunzhe.He was hesitating whether to go to the hospital to hang water, or swallow a tablet of antipyretics to see his luck, when the phone vibrated, the first text message was answered.

Mina sent a message: I'm fine, don't worry, come to me next time if you need it.Finally, a heart symbol was added.

After he finished reading, Luo Wang's article also came.The other party only typed two words: open the door.

This guy is a dog. The photo is his fleshy bones. Follow him and run the fastest.Chu Yi got out of bed, because he had a fever and inflammation, his breathing was not smooth, and his ribs became sore when he inhaled, so he had to hold his abdomen and move to the door step by step.

As soon as the door was opened, Luo Wang pushed the door open and came in.He carried a large bag across his shoulders and a plastic bag in his hand, and said to Chu Yi: "Patient, lie back on the bed. Chef Luo will come to serve you personally and cook love porridge for you."

After finishing speaking, he flicked Chu Yi's forehead with his fingers, and said with a smile: "Why do you still use Bingbing stickers, elementary school students?"

"I'm willing." Chu Yi spoke in a nasal voice, and he waved Luo Wang away, "If you want to make porridge, just do it. Don't make too much mess in my kitchen, or I won't give you a photo."

Luo Wang smiled and said yessir.Chu Yi moved back to the bed step by step. This back and forth took a lot of energy for him, and he didn't want to get down again after lying on the bed. He was worried that Luo Wang would blow up his kitchen, so he put a pillow on his back to lean on.His house is small, the bedroom is connected to the living room and the kitchen, and the kitchen stove can be seen from the bed, which is very convenient for supervisors.

Luo Wang put down the bag and plastic bag, took out the materials from inside, rolled up his sleeves and fumbled in the kitchen.The old friend is not good at cooking, although Chu Yi is not proficient either.But he has eaten the things made by Luo Wang, which can be called an epic disaster. The porridge is the only thing that can't be cooked - after all, it uses a rice cooker, thanks to the small appliances in civilized society.

After waiting for half an hour, accompanied by Chu Yi's trepidation several times, Luo Wang finally finished.With a clean bowl of porridge, he finally cut a handful of shallots, sprinkled the chopped green onions on top, added salt and sesame oil, put a spoon on it, walked to Chu Yi's bed, breathed lightly, and handed it to him.

"Eat, sick man, and I wish you a speedy recovery."

Chu Yi had no strength, and the corner of his mouth flicked at him. "Okay, don't act, you pretend I don't know?" He took out a memory card from the bedside and threw it to Luo Wang: "Take it away, go back and arrange the layout quickly, and board it in the largest size."

Luo Wang laughed dryly: "Where are you acting? I care about you!" But he was honest, and the two of them received the cards one by one and the porridge by the other, and both got what they wanted.

After getting the memory card, the old friend immediately got up to find his satchel, took out his notebook from it, sat on the floor in the living room, and started working.Chu Yi took a mouthful of porridge with a spoon and put it into his mouth. His tongue became numb due to illness, and he couldn't taste the salty taste. He took another mouthful, but it was still tasteless.

Luo Wang was directing photos. He looked excited at first, but after reading all the photos in the memory card, his face gradually changed, and finally he showed helplessness and rubbed his temples vigorously. "Chu Yi," he said in a deep voice, "what did you shoot?"

Chu Yi was slurping porridge, when he shouted, he accidentally burned it, bit his lip and asked, "What's the matter, isn't it good news that I caught Gao Yunzhe meeting the Chen family?"

The alpha friend took out the cigarette case, and regardless of the cramped room and the smell of smoke, he lit a cigarette on his own: "Chu Yi, you are no longer on the social edition, can you stop doing that kind of stuff? It doesn't matter. We entertain What I want is to stimulate the eyeballs. If you take a picture of a candidate sitting on Gao Yunzhe’s thigh, I would like to kiss your mouth to death. Now you give me these photos, how can I make up? He meets the old man of the Chen family who has half a foot in the coffin. The most important thing is to throw bombs to the shopping mall, and which citizens will care? They want to see the orange peel lines under the three-pointed female star, or the son-in-law kissing his father and wife in a luxury car. Look at your photos, which one can You——I thought it was safe to find you, but you actually dropped the chain for me, I should have let Zhao Ming follow me, maybe I could get two cards as a backup if I squatted in the grass outside."

He scratched his curly hair and kept clicking the mouse to look back at the photos, as if he wanted to find one that was barely usable.Chu Yi put down the porridge, "'Our Entertainment Edition', you said it so smoothly, editor-in-chief Luo Da, you have been a ghost for so many years, and you have been a bug who eats gossip in the three weekly magazines, have you forgotten the one who stood at the door of the newspaper and said Young people who pursue justice in journalism? You shouted 'Non-mirror, not biased, be neutral, I only tell the truth to the public', it doesn't matter if you forget this sentence, and I will remember it for you, or do you want me to forget it immediately?"

Luo Wang raised his eyelids, took a puff of cigarette, and lowered his voice: "Chu Yi, you should also recognize the reality, we have no future in social news, there is nothing wrong with entertaining gossip, and satisfying the public's desire for voyeurism also has its value , Besides, have I ever treated you badly? How much money did you earn a month in the social edition, did you have 3000 yuan? Now as an expatriate paparazzi, you are not only free, but you can also earn medical expenses for yourself. Your pheromone supplements How expensive is the medicine, and you got it back by taking gossip photos? If you don’t have this job, how would you live?”

Chu Yi smiled: "Yes, you are right, I should really thank you. If it weren't for you, I would die of starvation and illness."

"That was not what I meant."

"Almost, anyway, in your eyes, I don't seek to make progress, and I can send you whatever you want."

"That's not what I said, Chu Yi, you are excellent and suitable to be a paparazzi. What I don't understand is why after so many years, you are still excluded from the entertainment section. You always feel ashamed to be in this business?"

"I'm good? I'm suitable? Because I'm a beta, I deserve to squat in the grass and take photos of rich people cheating, right?"

His series of pressing questions upset Luo Wang, and Alpha's tone became very aggressive: "The things that beta can do are very limited. You are not a child, you should recognize this reality, and find a suitable way to live in reality." Be happy, shouldn't you? In all the years I've known you, I've never seen you identify as a beta once, but no one can change the biology, I know the second sex class is cruel, but this is society, it is the law of nature, We just have to adapt."

That's right, the second gender cannot be changed, so it can only be adapted, that's what alphas say.Chu Yi nodded, and said expressionlessly: "I understand, you taught me a good lesson, I thought too much, but I am a paparazzi to help you, because you told me at the beginning that you don't believe in others, you only believe in others." Me, that’s why I will follow you as a dog with flashing lights, wherever you command, I will wag my tail and chase after you, do you understand, Senior Brother Luo?”

He ended with the old titles of the two, quieting Luo Wang.The other party stopped looking at the computer, put out the cigarette, sat back beside Chu Yi, and reached out to rub Chu Yi's hair.

"Okay, don't quarrel, you are still sick, you are not angry."

He asked Chu Yi to lie down, went to fetch the computer, showed Chu Yi the screen, pointed to the photos of Gao Yunzhe and chatted with Chu Yi, and asked him how he would add a fancy word here.

Chu Yi knew that Luo Wang was confessing his mistake to him, and after a moment of silence, he moved his mouth: "I thought about one thing before, the sex/devil enters the prostitution/cave, I will lend it to you, no money will be charged."

Luo Wang laughed loudly: "Thank you! Later, I fired those copywriters from the entertainment edition and invited you to sit in the editorial department."

Although he dressed up as a Luotuo rogue when he was an adult, his smile was as hearty as before.If he can change into decent clothes, Luo Wang may still be able to be the hero he was in college, his good senior brother.

Chu Yi sighed in his heart, he found the second memory card from the bedside, and threw it to the other party. "I know you may not be able to use that set of pictures, so I made two preparations."

The old friend's eyes lit up, and he immediately inserted the memory card into the computer. He flipped through a few and shouted happily: "You boy! Chu Yi, I really want to kiss you!"

"Farewell." Chu Yi picked up the bowl again, the porridge was a little cold, not so hot, and it tasted just right.

Luo Wang was still happily browsing through the photos.That was the alternative plan Chu Yi made for him. When he squatted on the fire exit, he took photos of the faces of many celebrities entering and leaving the suites.There are images of them and Gao Yunzhe in and out of the same occasion, coupled with the superb copywriting skills of the weekly editors, it is easy for readers to associate.

Make a collage if there is no news, the consistent way of the entertainment life edition.Chu Yi knew that there was a high probability that Luo Wang would not use his first set of photos, but he didn't want Luo Wang to open the skylight, so he thought of a way for him.

Luo Wang was naturally satisfied. After he selected the photos and sent them to the artist, his mood had already recovered. When he sat back beside Chu Yi, he smiled and asked, "Great hero, what else do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you."

"No need, I have no appetite. I really want to thank me, enlarge Gao Yunzhe's face, and find the ugliest one for the cover."

"That's very difficult." Luo Wang smiled and shook his head: "This alpha has the most pleasing face for the camera, no matter which angle you take in secret shots, it looks handsome, and I feel jealous when I see it."

Chu Yi was speechless: "What's the use of being able to see a face, he is not a good person, he may be a serious sex monster, but a bad guy is enough."

When he talked about Gao Yunzhe, his teeth itch, and his brows furrowed into a frown. Luo Wang watched him carefully for a moment before he realized it.

"Chu Yi." He stared into his eyes: "Did you sleep with Gao Yunzhe?"

"..."

Luo Wang was startled: "Damn! Did you really sleep?"

"It's so noisy." Chu Yi covered his ears, "It's just an accident. If there is a memory eraser that can erase this, I'll buy it now."

Luo Wang opened his mouth, surprised for a few seconds, then stood up and walked to the living room, turned on the lighter, lit a cigarette, and frowned fiercely with his hand: "I won't let you follow Gao Yunzhe's news from now on."

"Why?" Chu Yi sat up: "Why?"

"He knows you. This is a big taboo for filming. Have you been discovered by him this time?"

The facts were hard to refute, so Chu Yi didn't speak.Luo Wang smoked for a long time, then sighed for a long time, and repeated several times, he said helplessly, "Chu Yi, how can I say hello?"

"You know me."

"No, I don't know." After Luo Wang finished smoking, he walked back to Chu Yi's bed. Instead of sitting this time, he straddled Chu Yi.Chu Yi's small bed couldn't bear the weight of two adults, and it sank in half.

Luo Wang bowed his head and leaned into Chu Yi's ear: "He is your new supplement? Then you answer me, who is better between me and him?"

Chu Yi blinked twice: "Are you sick? Is this even better?"

"I heard that Gao Yunzhe is an e-type alpha, why, is it different for rare species to go to bed?"

As he spoke, he spilled pheromones.The bitter taste of almonds breaks into the nose, and when eaten into the mouth, it is very bitter, terribly bitter.Chu Yi looked at him, and said after a long time: "Luo Wang, I'm still sick and uncomfortable, please don't do this."

Alpha and beta see each other in the eyes of each other, or maybe only one person really does this, and the other is just unwilling to gradually disappear in the other's eyes.

Staring at each other for a century, until the smell of almonds dissipated.Luo Wang finally got up and let Chu Yi go, and the spring bed slowly returned to the weight of a person.

Alpha caught a glimpse of the bowl of porridge by the bedside. "Remember to finish drinking." He told Chu Yi, then picked up his satchel and walked out of the house.