Bird Dude Nie Bufan
Chapter 86
The next day, Nie Bufan found an opportunity to catch up with the national teacher Fan Luo before he left.
"Hey, National Teacher, wait a minute." Nie Bufan jumped into his carriage and said with a smile, "Give me a ride."
Fan Luo sized him up and asked, "Are you going out of the palace?"
"Yes."
"Is there an oral order from the emperor?"
"You don't need an oral order when you take me into the palace, but you need it when you leave the palace?"
"The emperor didn't know you before." Fan Luo leaned against the car window and said lazily, "Now that you are the emperor's man, I dare not take you out of the palace without permission."
"Don't worry." Nie Bufan took out his waist card and shook it, saying, "I can come and go freely."
Fan Luo squinted at the waist card, it turned out to be an imperial edict that could act on behalf of the king.
Is it really okay for the emperor to reward this thing to a person who has only known each other for a long time and has not even found out his identity?
However, he soon thought that this guy had saved the emperor's life, and he had some unclear relationship with the emperor, so it seemed not surprising that he received such favor.
After leaving the palace gate, Fan Luo asked casually, "Where are you going?"
"your home."
Fan Luo stared at him for a long while, then spit out four words, "No hospitality."
"It's okay, I know how to entertain myself." Nie Bufan waved his hand and said generously, "Just pretend I don't exist."
"..." How familiar is he?
"What are you doing at my house?"
"Eat, drink, whore, and gamble." Nie Bufan answered seriously.
Fan Luo's expression froze for a while, and he suspected that his ears were hallucinating.
He straightened his body and asked again uncertainly, "What did you say you were going to my house for?"
"Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling." The tone was very certain.
Fan Luo asked as calmly as possible: "Can I ask why?"
"It's very simple, I know you very well."
"..." Is this lying to a ghost?
Seeing that he seemed ready to run away at any time, Nie Bufan explained kindly: "That's right, I planned to break up with the emperor, but I was worried that he would prevent me from leaving because of face, so I decided to find someone to smooth things over for me. Looking inside and outside the court, you are the national teacher who knows me the most. More importantly, you also know the emperor very well, so he must be reluctant to punish you."
Fan Luo took a deep breath and suppressed, "So, how do you want me to help you smooth things over?"
"I'll hang out with you for a few days first, and be a villain who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles in your house." Nie Bufan said solemnly, "In this way, you can expose my bad deeds to the emperor and say that once I leave the palace The door reveals its original shape, it is like a villain among gentlemen, a scum among villains, it is too much to look at, and it is too shabby to stay for a moment, it is best to drive me as far as I can, and I am completely out of sight."
"..." Where exactly did you come from?Fan Luo was speechless.
Nie Bufan continued: "The emperor trusts you so much. If you talk too much, he will naturally distance himself from me. When the day I leave, he won't have any resistance."
Fan Luo said with a stiff expression: "In that case, why did you tell me in advance? Wouldn't it be better to carry out your plan quietly, and it would be more trustworthy. I really won't let a person with low moral character stay by the emperor's side."
"Because I don't want to use you without saying a word." Nie Bufan said pitifully, "If one day my self-destruct plan fails, I will choose to run away directly. In this way, won't you be blamed for no reason? So I told you in advance, also wanting you to be mentally prepared."
Could you please stop talking about such dark things with a "for your own good" expression?And the person who will be used and blamed is right in front of you!Did you do it on purpose, or did you do it on purpose?
Fan Luo suddenly shouted to the outside of the car: "Uncle Qiu, turn the horse around and go back to the palace."
"What are you going back for?" Nie Bufan asked.
"Throw you back round and round!" He replied solemnly.
"No." Nie Bufan threw Fan Luo down and shouted out of the car, "Uncle Qiu, don't go back. If you go back, I will be rude to your master."
Uncle Qiu, who was driving, was sweating and slowed down hesitantly, but he didn't turn his head.
"How can you be rude to me?" Fan Luo let him hold him down, and sneered with an evil expression.
Nie Bufan ignored his seductive expression, sat on him, pinched his neck, and said grimly: "First rape and then rape, and then tell the world."
Could it be more shameless?
Fan Luo snorted coldly: "Could it be that the emperor can't satisfy you so much that he wants to come to me for comfort?"
"How could your thoughts be so filthy?" Nie Bufan rolled his eyes at him, and said with contempt, "Don't you know what a rumor is? What is the essence of a rumor? One person spreads falsehood, and thousands of people spread the truth, confusing black and white, and falsehoods. Where? Need me to sacrifice Hue with a real sword?"
Who is it?Who is dirty!Also sacrifice Hue, he is also the one to sacrifice, okay?
Fan Luo's veins were exposed, his eyes spewed fire and he said, "Are you threatening me?"
"Yes, I'm threatening you." Nie Bufan replied frankly.
Fan Luo turned his head, regretting his mistake, and wept secretly.
"I won't let you get what you want." Fan Luo tried his best to calm himself down and said firmly.
"It's okay, in order to preserve your reputation, I will try my best to let you take the blame." Nie Bufan nodded cautiously.
"..."
After entering the National Teacher's Mansion, Nie Bufan really did as he said before, he didn't need Fan Luo's hospitality at all, he found a guest room, demarcated the territory, and then went around for dinner.Eat lunch with the servants, eat dinner with the guards, and at night they call friends and prepare to gamble, but they are finally taken away by Fan Luo, who couldn't bear it anymore.
Fan Luo arranged Nie Bufan's residence next to his own, and then tearfully sent a letter to the emperor, with only one meaning, that is to ask him to bring someone back as soon as possible!
When the emperor learned that Nie Bufan had gone to the National Teacher's Mansion, he didn't care. Taking advantage of the two busy days, he let him have some fun by himself, but asked the National Teacher to take good care of him.Huang Huang didn't realize how wrong his decision was at this time.
Fan Luo's heart was bleeding: Your Majesty, to what extent have you tolerated him?
"Hey, you can tell the emperor about my intention to leave the palace." Nie Bufan lay on the couch and said indifferently, "I like to be open and honest, so naturally I won't hide from the emperor that we love each other. The thing is that in order to sever your own thoughts, you actually pushed me to the emperor without caring about my feelings at all. It is too sadistic. I express my strong contempt for your cowardly behavior of not daring to pursue what you love. I will hate you because of love, and deliberately call your name when you are lingering..."
"You are enough!" Fan Luo couldn't imagine such a consequence.Does this guy have any bottom line?
"How could the emperor believe that I had an affair with you?" He retorted weakly.
"You don't need to hide it." Nie Bufan said in an understanding tone, "The emperor already knows the fact that you only love men and not women, otherwise he wouldn't have specially given you a picture of men in love."
"Who said I only love men?" Fan Luo narrowed his eyes and asked vigilantly, "The reason why the emperor gave me such a book is not your fault, is it?"
"That's right, you don't need to thank me too much." Nie Bufan said with a smile without any shame, "Although you look at Xie Mei, you are actually quite innocent. I walked around your house, but not only did I find no one Concubine, and there are not even some ambiguous rumors. As a 27 or [-]-year-old man, he is so clean and self-sufficient, it is no wonder that even the emperor has to worry about the sex of your lower body."
Nie Bufan said in a low voice: "Master, to be honest, you are still a virgin, right?"
"What's the matter with Guan Qing?" Fan Luo turned his head and looked out the window deeply.
Nie Bufan shrugged, folded his hands behind his head, and said briskly: "You don't want to say it. I can tell you that I am no longer a virgin."
Do you need to say that?Fan Luo roared wildly.
Nie Bufan turned his head to look at him, and suggested enthusiastically: "Actually, it's easy for you to get rid of me. How about helping me think of a way to escape?"
"Is the emperor treating you badly? Why did you leave?"
"Compared to being the favorite of the royal family, I want to be the king of the mountains." Nie Bufan's eyes were like water, his smile was like waves, and his face seemed to be covered with a layer of charming brilliance.
Fan Luo looked at him steadily, as if something was touched in his heart.
"Will you help me?" His muffled voice sounded like a baby to Fan Luo.
Fan Luo couldn't look away, and remained silent.
Nie Bufan didn't get an answer, so he wasn't disappointed. He just closed his eyes, stretched his limbs, and assumed a more comfortable posture.
Fan Luo fell into deep thought, and after an unknown amount of time, gentle breathing came from the couch, and Nie Bufan fell asleep peacefully with a smile on his lips.
Fan Luo walked up to him, stretched out his hand and stroked his mouth, was he also so happy in his sleep?
Immediately, as if realizing something, he quickly withdrew his hand as if he was electrocuted, his face changing unsteadily.
what happened to him?It's just a short time to get along, but it seems that we have known each other for a long time.What is this closeness?No matter how unreasonably he made trouble, apart from being a little at a loss, he was not really angry at all.
Since he was a child, he has attracted many people's harassment and covetousness because of his evil and coquettish face. If it wasn't for his good family background, he might have been treated as a plaything long ago.So he is used to being alienated from others, and he doesn't like to get close to others.
But this guy made him an exception. Until just now, he didn't even realize that there was something wrong with this way of getting along?As if they were supposed to be like this, like friends and like enemies, bickering and amusing, without any grievances.
He finally understood why the emperor liked him.There is a special charm in this guy, he is free and happy, arrogant but not offensive, he does whatever he wants, and his heart is as clear as a mirror.If the object is him, even if it is a man, it does not seem to be an unacceptable thing.
Fan Luo laughed at himself, his face once again revealing the innate charming charm.He bent over, picked Nie Bufan up, put him on the bed, and covered him with the quilt.
After staring at it for a moment, he sighed inexplicably, then turned and left.
Back in his room, he tossed and turned, sleepless, and his mind was full of thoughts. After a while, he accidentally took out the picture of men and women from the bottom of the box, struggled for a long time, and opened the first page tremblingly—— A whole new door opens for him...
"Hey, National Teacher, wait a minute." Nie Bufan jumped into his carriage and said with a smile, "Give me a ride."
Fan Luo sized him up and asked, "Are you going out of the palace?"
"Yes."
"Is there an oral order from the emperor?"
"You don't need an oral order when you take me into the palace, but you need it when you leave the palace?"
"The emperor didn't know you before." Fan Luo leaned against the car window and said lazily, "Now that you are the emperor's man, I dare not take you out of the palace without permission."
"Don't worry." Nie Bufan took out his waist card and shook it, saying, "I can come and go freely."
Fan Luo squinted at the waist card, it turned out to be an imperial edict that could act on behalf of the king.
Is it really okay for the emperor to reward this thing to a person who has only known each other for a long time and has not even found out his identity?
However, he soon thought that this guy had saved the emperor's life, and he had some unclear relationship with the emperor, so it seemed not surprising that he received such favor.
After leaving the palace gate, Fan Luo asked casually, "Where are you going?"
"your home."
Fan Luo stared at him for a long while, then spit out four words, "No hospitality."
"It's okay, I know how to entertain myself." Nie Bufan waved his hand and said generously, "Just pretend I don't exist."
"..." How familiar is he?
"What are you doing at my house?"
"Eat, drink, whore, and gamble." Nie Bufan answered seriously.
Fan Luo's expression froze for a while, and he suspected that his ears were hallucinating.
He straightened his body and asked again uncertainly, "What did you say you were going to my house for?"
"Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling." The tone was very certain.
Fan Luo asked as calmly as possible: "Can I ask why?"
"It's very simple, I know you very well."
"..." Is this lying to a ghost?
Seeing that he seemed ready to run away at any time, Nie Bufan explained kindly: "That's right, I planned to break up with the emperor, but I was worried that he would prevent me from leaving because of face, so I decided to find someone to smooth things over for me. Looking inside and outside the court, you are the national teacher who knows me the most. More importantly, you also know the emperor very well, so he must be reluctant to punish you."
Fan Luo took a deep breath and suppressed, "So, how do you want me to help you smooth things over?"
"I'll hang out with you for a few days first, and be a villain who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles in your house." Nie Bufan said solemnly, "In this way, you can expose my bad deeds to the emperor and say that once I leave the palace The door reveals its original shape, it is like a villain among gentlemen, a scum among villains, it is too much to look at, and it is too shabby to stay for a moment, it is best to drive me as far as I can, and I am completely out of sight."
"..." Where exactly did you come from?Fan Luo was speechless.
Nie Bufan continued: "The emperor trusts you so much. If you talk too much, he will naturally distance himself from me. When the day I leave, he won't have any resistance."
Fan Luo said with a stiff expression: "In that case, why did you tell me in advance? Wouldn't it be better to carry out your plan quietly, and it would be more trustworthy. I really won't let a person with low moral character stay by the emperor's side."
"Because I don't want to use you without saying a word." Nie Bufan said pitifully, "If one day my self-destruct plan fails, I will choose to run away directly. In this way, won't you be blamed for no reason? So I told you in advance, also wanting you to be mentally prepared."
Could you please stop talking about such dark things with a "for your own good" expression?And the person who will be used and blamed is right in front of you!Did you do it on purpose, or did you do it on purpose?
Fan Luo suddenly shouted to the outside of the car: "Uncle Qiu, turn the horse around and go back to the palace."
"What are you going back for?" Nie Bufan asked.
"Throw you back round and round!" He replied solemnly.
"No." Nie Bufan threw Fan Luo down and shouted out of the car, "Uncle Qiu, don't go back. If you go back, I will be rude to your master."
Uncle Qiu, who was driving, was sweating and slowed down hesitantly, but he didn't turn his head.
"How can you be rude to me?" Fan Luo let him hold him down, and sneered with an evil expression.
Nie Bufan ignored his seductive expression, sat on him, pinched his neck, and said grimly: "First rape and then rape, and then tell the world."
Could it be more shameless?
Fan Luo snorted coldly: "Could it be that the emperor can't satisfy you so much that he wants to come to me for comfort?"
"How could your thoughts be so filthy?" Nie Bufan rolled his eyes at him, and said with contempt, "Don't you know what a rumor is? What is the essence of a rumor? One person spreads falsehood, and thousands of people spread the truth, confusing black and white, and falsehoods. Where? Need me to sacrifice Hue with a real sword?"
Who is it?Who is dirty!Also sacrifice Hue, he is also the one to sacrifice, okay?
Fan Luo's veins were exposed, his eyes spewed fire and he said, "Are you threatening me?"
"Yes, I'm threatening you." Nie Bufan replied frankly.
Fan Luo turned his head, regretting his mistake, and wept secretly.
"I won't let you get what you want." Fan Luo tried his best to calm himself down and said firmly.
"It's okay, in order to preserve your reputation, I will try my best to let you take the blame." Nie Bufan nodded cautiously.
"..."
After entering the National Teacher's Mansion, Nie Bufan really did as he said before, he didn't need Fan Luo's hospitality at all, he found a guest room, demarcated the territory, and then went around for dinner.Eat lunch with the servants, eat dinner with the guards, and at night they call friends and prepare to gamble, but they are finally taken away by Fan Luo, who couldn't bear it anymore.
Fan Luo arranged Nie Bufan's residence next to his own, and then tearfully sent a letter to the emperor, with only one meaning, that is to ask him to bring someone back as soon as possible!
When the emperor learned that Nie Bufan had gone to the National Teacher's Mansion, he didn't care. Taking advantage of the two busy days, he let him have some fun by himself, but asked the National Teacher to take good care of him.Huang Huang didn't realize how wrong his decision was at this time.
Fan Luo's heart was bleeding: Your Majesty, to what extent have you tolerated him?
"Hey, you can tell the emperor about my intention to leave the palace." Nie Bufan lay on the couch and said indifferently, "I like to be open and honest, so naturally I won't hide from the emperor that we love each other. The thing is that in order to sever your own thoughts, you actually pushed me to the emperor without caring about my feelings at all. It is too sadistic. I express my strong contempt for your cowardly behavior of not daring to pursue what you love. I will hate you because of love, and deliberately call your name when you are lingering..."
"You are enough!" Fan Luo couldn't imagine such a consequence.Does this guy have any bottom line?
"How could the emperor believe that I had an affair with you?" He retorted weakly.
"You don't need to hide it." Nie Bufan said in an understanding tone, "The emperor already knows the fact that you only love men and not women, otherwise he wouldn't have specially given you a picture of men in love."
"Who said I only love men?" Fan Luo narrowed his eyes and asked vigilantly, "The reason why the emperor gave me such a book is not your fault, is it?"
"That's right, you don't need to thank me too much." Nie Bufan said with a smile without any shame, "Although you look at Xie Mei, you are actually quite innocent. I walked around your house, but not only did I find no one Concubine, and there are not even some ambiguous rumors. As a 27 or [-]-year-old man, he is so clean and self-sufficient, it is no wonder that even the emperor has to worry about the sex of your lower body."
Nie Bufan said in a low voice: "Master, to be honest, you are still a virgin, right?"
"What's the matter with Guan Qing?" Fan Luo turned his head and looked out the window deeply.
Nie Bufan shrugged, folded his hands behind his head, and said briskly: "You don't want to say it. I can tell you that I am no longer a virgin."
Do you need to say that?Fan Luo roared wildly.
Nie Bufan turned his head to look at him, and suggested enthusiastically: "Actually, it's easy for you to get rid of me. How about helping me think of a way to escape?"
"Is the emperor treating you badly? Why did you leave?"
"Compared to being the favorite of the royal family, I want to be the king of the mountains." Nie Bufan's eyes were like water, his smile was like waves, and his face seemed to be covered with a layer of charming brilliance.
Fan Luo looked at him steadily, as if something was touched in his heart.
"Will you help me?" His muffled voice sounded like a baby to Fan Luo.
Fan Luo couldn't look away, and remained silent.
Nie Bufan didn't get an answer, so he wasn't disappointed. He just closed his eyes, stretched his limbs, and assumed a more comfortable posture.
Fan Luo fell into deep thought, and after an unknown amount of time, gentle breathing came from the couch, and Nie Bufan fell asleep peacefully with a smile on his lips.
Fan Luo walked up to him, stretched out his hand and stroked his mouth, was he also so happy in his sleep?
Immediately, as if realizing something, he quickly withdrew his hand as if he was electrocuted, his face changing unsteadily.
what happened to him?It's just a short time to get along, but it seems that we have known each other for a long time.What is this closeness?No matter how unreasonably he made trouble, apart from being a little at a loss, he was not really angry at all.
Since he was a child, he has attracted many people's harassment and covetousness because of his evil and coquettish face. If it wasn't for his good family background, he might have been treated as a plaything long ago.So he is used to being alienated from others, and he doesn't like to get close to others.
But this guy made him an exception. Until just now, he didn't even realize that there was something wrong with this way of getting along?As if they were supposed to be like this, like friends and like enemies, bickering and amusing, without any grievances.
He finally understood why the emperor liked him.There is a special charm in this guy, he is free and happy, arrogant but not offensive, he does whatever he wants, and his heart is as clear as a mirror.If the object is him, even if it is a man, it does not seem to be an unacceptable thing.
Fan Luo laughed at himself, his face once again revealing the innate charming charm.He bent over, picked Nie Bufan up, put him on the bed, and covered him with the quilt.
After staring at it for a moment, he sighed inexplicably, then turned and left.
Back in his room, he tossed and turned, sleepless, and his mind was full of thoughts. After a while, he accidentally took out the picture of men and women from the bottom of the box, struggled for a long time, and opened the first page tremblingly—— A whole new door opens for him...
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