Bird Dude Nie Bufan

A few days after the garden party, a group of outstanding characters appeared in Xishan City, and their anecdotes were talked about by the common people.

Nie Bufan, a guy who is afraid of chaos in the world, had a sudden whim during a chat. Based on the introductions of Zhang Junshi and Li Yi and his "fine-grained" observations, he drew up a list of celebrities, calling them the "Eight Princes of Fortune". " and "Ruhua Seventh Miss" (these two titles later disgusted all the people on the list, but when they came to their senses, they were powerless.), the reason why the young master has one more than the young lady, It was because Nie Bufan also included his pseudonym "Li Xiaoyao".

The number one is Si Chenyu of the royal family. The so-called most mysterious is the most attractive. This noble son has never been too arrogant from the beginning to the end, but there are many rumors about him, let alone how talented and martial arts he is. , the honorable status alone is enough to overwhelm the crowd, so it has become a well-deserved number one.

The second place is the Duke's youngest grandson, Shen Muran. He is the first in this year's scientific examination. He is unparalleled in beauty and talent. His smiling face is enough to fascinate thousands of girls. When he appears on the stage, he always shines brightly, and any other man is pale in comparison. , women love, men resent, it is simply the existence created by God to harm the country and the people.

There is a saying that suits him well: "It is a sin to be too perfect, so I am guilty".

Ranked third and fourth are also outstanding figures.

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi are also on the list.Li Yi is low-key and has little interest in celestial girls, but his status is extraordinary, and it is difficult not to attract attention. In addition, his handsome appearance, cold expression, and the robustness of a martial arts practitioner are enough to make a woman's eyes blurred.He came in fifth.

The sixth place is Zhang Junshi. His reputation of turning stones into gold is not a bluff. His worth has always been a mystery, and his industries are all over the country. This is not because of his long-term vision, but because his father's favorite thing to do is to He was sent to all kinds of places where nothing shit happened, but he not only survived a desperate situation, but also stimulated the local economic and domestic demand and created various myths.Marrying such a man, you will be able to live comfortably for a few lifetimes.

The seventh place is Li Huai, his ranking should not be so low, he is handsome, gentle and polite to women, he is far better at communication than Li Yi, plus he comes from a famous family, women are easily attracted to such a person.It's a pity that Nie Bufan pulled him into the ranks of gay friends on the first day, and his reputation as a good-natured man completely overshadowed his own demeanor.

Of course, from Nie Bufan's point of view, this guy is actually an airbag that can burst with a poke, with a glamorous appearance and a tsundere nature.

The eighth place is Nie Bufan, but he used the name "Li Xiaoyao". His identity is a mystery, and he is famous for his bold love for Li Huai.He has a cheerful personality and a warm smile, which is easy to make people like him.Since the first day of shocking, many women have regarded him as a best friend, and some men who have the same hobbies even secretly cast him a few mysterious looks of "you know me" from time to time...

After Nie Bufan drew up the list, he asked Tubeng to distribute leaflets while selling tea eggs.Overnight, everyone on the list quickly became popular.And Nie Bufan's tea eggs are also selling well.

Zhang Junshi felt that his title of turning stones into gold should be given over to Xian.Inspired by it, Zhang Junshi learned a trick, using leaflets to spread the word and increase the popularity of the industry under his name.

Nie Bufan had a good time these past few days, and he was a little carried away, completely oblivious to the danger coming.

During a certain swagger, he was honorably kidnapped.

"What's the situation?" Nie Bufan, who was tied up, lay on the bed and looked at the man who was drinking tea on the chair.

"Brother Li, just let me know if you want to see me, why use such a grand way?"

Li Huai smiled coldly: "It's this time, and you are still talking so fast, it seems that you don't cry when you see the coffin."

"You can't say that. We are recognized lovers. Falling in love and killing each other are all fun things. I understand."

"Understood!" Li Huai was violent again, "Just be proud of yourself, we'll see if you can still smile later!"

"What do you want?" Nie Bufan suddenly showed a shy expression, and said timidly, "Aren't you going to do this to me?"

Li Huai's face was dark, and he gritted his teeth and said, "It's not me who wants you to 'do this and that'! Since you are shameless, I will help you!"

As he spoke, he clapped his hands, and immediately walked in three burly men from outside the door.

Nie Bufan's eyes flashed brightly, and he said leisurely: "You are so heartless..."

Li Huai didn't vomit blood, ignored Nie Bufan, and said directly to the three big guys: "Today, this man is yours, so you can make troubles as you like, as long as you keep him alive."

The three big men licked their tongues, smiled charmingly, and rubbed their fingers together.

Nie Bufan rolled over and shouted: "You let these people come, why not do it yourself, at least we are all sick!"

"Pfft." Li Huai roared, "Who got the willow disease!"

"Don't hide it, I don't blame you for passing the disease on to me." Nie Bufan gave him a resentful look.

The faces of the three big men changed, and they looked at Li Huai and Nie Bufan hesitantly.

"Nonsense!" Li Huai was furious, his reputation would be ruined by this guy.And what are the eyes of the three people around me!Really think he is sick?Besides, it's just for them to beat someone up, so what does it matter if they are sick or not?

Phew, he's not sick!

Nie Bufan said earnestly: "They are all people who are not long in the world, why are you so angry? How can I fall in love with such a cruel silver like you?"

"Put P!" Li Huai, who had very strict family rules, finally couldn't help but swear.

One of the three big men said: "My lord, it's better for a dying person to accumulate some virtue. If we kill him in the process of teaching him a lesson, we can't bear the responsibility."

The other two also nodded repeatedly: "Yes, from what this young man said, he seems to be your good friend."

Li Huai scratched the wall frantically in his heart!

He originally had many entourages under his command, but in order not to cause trouble, he deliberately found a few irrelevant people, who knew that he was turned against him after a few words.

Li Huai said angrily: "Is the money I gave you not enough? You don't care about other things, just do what you should do."

"If you kill him..."

"My son will take full responsibility!" Is he so easy to die?

The three big men were moved again.

At this time Nie Bufan said again: "Actually, you probably don't know who this young master is."

Li Huai's expression changed.

"His family is huge, and when a murder case occurs, kicking you out as scapegoats is just a matter of talking." Nie Bufan said leisurely, "If I were you, I would never have anything to do with such a person. You can even hate your own lover, let alone the three of you who are nothing? For a little money, is it worth it?"

The expressions of the three big men fluctuated, and their bodies quietly moved a few steps towards the door.

"Don't listen to his nonsense! I promise I won't trouble you."

"Then why don't you do it yourself, and don't use your own people, but spend money to find strangers?"

Li Huai was so blocked that he couldn't speak, his face was livid.

The three big men finally made up their minds, rejected the deal with a dull expression, and fled out of the room in a panic.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Nie Bufan laughed over and over again.

Li Huai's body burst out with ground fire that could stir up thunder.

"Actually," Nie Bufan said consolingly after laughing enough, "We don't have any deep hatred. You should come here and punch a few times to calm down. Why bother to find outsiders?"

"Beat you, I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty."

"We kissed and kissed, if we want to get dirty, we will get dirty."

It's fine if you don't mention this, but if you mention it, Li Huai will be furious!He had never seen someone act so unscrupulously, laughing from the heart, and didn't care about reputation at all.

To be honest, Li Huai actually didn't have much resentment towards this guy, he was just annoyed because he was tricked for no reason. He had never lost such a big face before, and he really couldn't swallow it!

"Stop talking nonsense, I will definitely not let you go easily today!" As he spoke, he pulled out a long whip from nowhere, and walked towards Nie Bufan with a piercing expression.

Nie Bufan looked at him melancholy, and suddenly felt that the meeting would be extremely miserable...

"What?" Zhang Junshi was shocked, "Bufan disappeared?"

Li Yi said with a gloomy expression, "Well, Brother She should have kidnapped him."

"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and save people." He knew very well how much Nie Bufan had offended Li Huai, and being captured by him would be a pain in the flesh.He couldn't imagine that Nie Bufan, who was afraid of pain, could endure that kind of torture.

Li Yi nodded and said as he walked, "I know where he is, follow me."

The two quickly walked towards where Nie Bufan was. It was a secluded courtyard, and as soon as they stepped in, they heard someone screaming heart-piercingly.

Zhang and Li's expressions changed, and they quickened their pace. Just as they reached the door and were about to kick the door, they saw the door was opened by the people inside.

With an exaggerated expression, Nie Bufan said in horror: "It's too scary, it's too scary!"

"How are you?" Zhang Junshi hurriedly stepped forward to look around, and found that he didn't seem to be injured except that his clothes were a little messy.

Nie Bufan shook his head and said: "I didn't want to, but I was kidnapped suddenly and threatened to break my virginity. I was really scared and panicked and helpless. In the end, tragedy happened."

Broken... Broken where?Can this guy speak a language that humans can understand?

Nie Bufan looked innocent, waved his hands and said, "I can't explain it clearly, you go in and see for yourself."

Zhang and Li looked at each other and walked inside at the same time.

The scene that catches the eye is really...too horrible...

I saw a pile of chickens, yes, a pile of chickens completely submerged a human figure lying on the ground, only two twitching feet were exposed.

The flock of chickens grasped, pecked, tore, and scratched this man, each showing their special abilities, leaving traces of passion.

The chicken feathers danced with the shattered clothing, and the moaning sound was horrific.

Zhang Junshi covered his eyes, unable to bear to look any further.

The corner of Li Yi's mouth twitched, hesitating whether he should go up to save people.He thought that Li Huai would rather be trampled to death by a chicken than be seen by others in such a miserable scene.

He really couldn't figure it out, although Li Huai's martial arts were not good, he should have no problem dealing with a group of chickens, right?How did it end up like this?

Nie Bufan sighed sympathetically, many of his chickens were poisonous, Li Huai was too careless, he committed his own crimes and couldn't live.

Three seconds of silence for him, he is just self-defense, self-defense.