100 years of professional slag attack

Chu Yuan was obviously uncomfortable being touched by him, his bluish-white and unhealthy cheeks flushed slightly, he couldn't tell whether it was shame or annoyance, and muttered in his mouth: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself."

In all fairness, he didn't have any charming thoughts about "Liu Zirong", but every time Chu Yuan saw him, he felt some unusual throbbing in his heart. This feeling was much lighter than when facing "Shanyin Princess", but after all also exist.

What's more, "Liu Zirong" took off the mask and still had the same face as his sweetheart, looking like a person.

Chu Yuan couldn't help being a little dazed, and even his breathing became three points lighter, for fear of accidentally blowing him away.In fact, he and "Princess Shanyin" really don't have much intersection, and the two of them have never been so close, but it's a man's instinct to think about it, and sometimes Chu Yuan can't help but think wildly in the middle of the night.

He was a little bit annoyed at his own thoughts, he retracted his hand under the quilt and pinched his thigh before he recovered, and asked with a wooden face: "What is the emperor's intention?"

Liu Yu continued to touch his waist with all his heart, and finally asked impatiently: "Where's your jade pendant?"

This sentence was spoken without beginning and end, and the voice seemed a little too familiar, Chu Yuan was a little silly, and asked in a daze: "Which jade pendant?"

Liu Yuyong glanced at him with the eyes of an idiot, and was too lazy to stay any longer, stood up and swayed to go out, only halfway through did he remember that this was his bedroom, turned his head and gesticulated and said: "Go out and find Ergou, let me go out. He will find you a place to sleep in the side hall, and get out of the palace early tomorrow morning."

It must not be possible to leave the palace overnight, otherwise rumors would spread, and it would be a good way to say that my sister's little lover climbed onto the dragon bed and was rejected because he was not skilled enough to serve him well.

It's all because Su Tao pretended to be clever and stuffed people on the dragon bed. Liu Yu cursed in his heart resentfully. Of course, this was an angry word. He knew very well that it was best for Su Tao to do so. Otherwise, the emperor would not go back to the bedroom in the middle of the night. After entering the side hall, it looks even more eye-catching.

Sending Chu Yuan in quietly, giving him some time to clarify the matter, and sending him away after dawn is the best way.

Liu Yu's words were already very rude, and the dislike was beyond words, Chu Yuan looked at him but woke up like a dream, fell off the bed, rolled from the ground, ran to the side, pulled The corner of his clothes, his eyes were red and he said: "Your Highness!"

The silly boy finally came to his senses, Liu Yu raised his hand and rubbed his head, and responded with satisfaction: "Good boy."

Liu Yu originally thought that Su Tao's first reaction would be to ask him why he suddenly became the emperor, and because he was emotional, his wording and tone might not be very good. Liu Yu was also mentally prepared for this, and secretly Tell yourself that you must be patient and talk about the matter, and this page will be over in the future.

Unexpectedly, Chu Yuan had no desire to explore at all, and in an instant he was already crying, laughing while crying, holding his boots and wiping his nose and tears together.

When a person cries too hard and too hard, he is prone to lack of oxygen. Liu Yu originally took out two balls of paper and stuffed them in his ears-this was originally prepared by him to deal with Wang Gougou and howl from time to time. Unexpectedly This time Chu Yuan cried more lethally than Wang Gougou.

Although Chu Yuan looks gentle and elegant on weekdays, and has a good temper, he is actually very proud. He has almost never cried for other things since he was sensible, and his tears all his life were for Liu Yuliu.

There are two types of crying, one is crying with airs, pear blossoms with rain, tears falling down, beautiful, and can arouse a man's pity.

The other is the way Chu Yuan is crying now, howling heart-piercingly, his face is stained, his facial features are crowded together, his forehead is bruised, ugly as hell, but it makes people feel sad.

Liu Yu heard him crying until he couldn't even take a breath, his whole body twitched, and his eyelids turned up a little, and he was worried that he would cry like this to death, so he squatted down and said softly: "Good boy, do not Cry."

A word has no effect, Chu Yuan cried even more when he saw him approaching, but he also knew that he was ashamed and knew how to cover his face with his sleeve.

Brother, you are already out of breath, and you insist on covering your face. Isn't this even more detrimental to smooth breathing?Liu Yu rolled his eyes in his heart, and struggled to turn the man over from the ground so that his back was touching the ground, so it was not so difficult to breathe.

Chu Yuan cried until his feet were numb, and he also felt his temples twitching, and his mind was confused. After a long time, he stopped his voice, watching him twitching and only crying.

Liu Yu lowered his body even more, took out a handkerchief and wiped it on his face twice: "Get up, I'll get someone to bring water to wash your face."

Wang Gougou had been waiting outside for a long time. He had excellent hearing and was paying attention to the movement inside. Hearing this, he hurriedly asked someone to prepare hot water.

Because Liu Yu said that he planned to have a showdown with Chu Yuan tonight, the emergency measures outside the dormitory were well prepared. Not only were the two imperial physicians waiting outside, but they also boiled thick old ginseng soup, ready to smoke at Chu Yuan at any time. After it passed, I forcefully poured it down for rescue.

It's just that no one thought that Chu Yuan's reaction would be to cry endlessly. Hot water is not readily available. When Wang Gougou was still busy preparing, he heard Chu Yuan's voice raised and howled again. .

Liu Yu patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, you man, don't cry, am I still alive?" When speaking, he pulled his collar deliberately to show Chu Yuan his Adam's apple.

Chu Yuan didn't notice his small movements. He lowered his head and hugged his boots, wiped them with his sleeves, trying to clean the uppers, but wept while wiping, the old ones couldn't be wiped clean, and the new ones fell off. Get wet.

Liu Yu thought about keeping Chu Yuan away from the dog dog in the future, so as not to spread the crying disease to each other, moved his boots, and said, "Calm down for a while, wash your face, and then I will explain the matter to you."

After seeing Chu Yuan's reaction, he felt reassured that the other party might not care about the so-called truth anymore, so he couldn't help touching the head under his hands more, half pulling and half pulling him up.

Chu Yuan didn't dare to refute his meaning, seeing him coming to pull him, he wanted to get up very wisely, but because he cried for too long, his whole body was so weak that he couldn't use any strength, so it took a lot of effort to catch him. hands up.

Liu Yu was very satisfied with his actions, helped him to sit on the bed, and heard a knock on the door outside.He knew that this must be Wang Gougou coming, so he raised his voice and said, "Come in."

Wang Gougou held a basin of hot water, carefully moved in with a towel on his shoulders, and slowly put the basin on the step stool next to the dragon bed.

Liu Yu was in a good mood, took out the paper balls in his ears, rubbed a towel in the hot water himself, and wiped Chu Yuan's head: "Well, go down."

Wang Gougou didn't dare to say anything else, and he knew that he was speaking to himself, so he hurried out.

Chu Yuan felt as if he was in a dream, and couldn't help being taken aback. He raised his hand to touch his wrist, then put it down carefully and lightly, and called out as if confirming, "Your Highness?"

"You have to call me 'Your Majesty' or 'Emperor' now." Liu Yu repeated what the two said at the beginning in disguise.

Chu Yuan squinted his eyes to look at his attire, and asked tentatively: "The one who died at the banquet that day was actually His Royal Highness the eldest son, right?"

In fact, after thinking back for such a long time, Chu Yuan vaguely felt that the performance of the person at the banquet that day was a bit wrong. Although he had the same face on his face, it gave him a sense of disobedience.

Liu Yu couldn't help being stunned for a moment when he heard this sentence. It stands to reason that Chu Yuan was only focused on crying just now, and he was obviously not in the mood to think about the twists and turns. Now that he has simply said a few words, he has already shaken human beings infinitely. The so-called fact is fabricated by the imagination, this brain circuit is a bit too magical, isn't it?

If it wasn't for the wrong timing, he would really like to give a thumbs up to express his appreciation and admiration for the other party's brain. Now Liu Yu doesn't doubt at all why Chu Yuan was able to associate such a good sentence with the cheating direction that he is not a real royal blood. Looking at it, if this person lived in the 21st century, he would definitely be an awesome fantasy novelist. This imagination is really not covered.

He rolled his eyes towards the sky unsightly: "No."

Chu Yuan's expression changed for a while, and he asked more carefully: "Could it be that the identity of the eldest son of the emperor is fabricated?" With the character of Princess Shanyin, it is not impossible to become a character like Empress Lu. If this is indeed the case, the opponent has been playing this big game for a long time.

This sentence hit the point right away, Liu Yu glanced at him, and said expressionlessly: "No, to be precise, the identity of Princess Shanyin should be fictitious."

The main reason is to explain that the stupid things that Wang Xianyuan did back then were too troublesome, and the twists and turns were hard to explain. It was hard for Liu Yu to believe that there would be such a stupid woman in the world, so he just used the trick that he fooled He Jian a year ago Words came out.

It didn't take long for him to tell what happened, but it took Chu Yuan a lot of effort to understand it, or to put it another way, it was a bit too difficult for Chu Yuan to accept this established fact.

He opened his mouth wide open for a while, his eyes lingering between Liu Yu's neckline: "You... are you a man... a man?"

Liu Yu just got a little impatient after waiting for such a long time. He is a person who likes to go to bed early, not to mention that he has to get up very early tomorrow, and now he is a little sleepy, so he yawned: "Okay, you Go to the side hall to calm down for the night, I have to sleep first."

Chu Yuan didn't know whether it was too much of a blow, or he didn't dare to go against his wishes, but when he heard this, he stood up without saying a word and was about to leave.

When he walked to the door, he felt rather unwilling, turned around and looked at Liu Yu with 12 points of caution: "Are you a real person? Don't you mean another dream of mine?"

"Believe it or not, there are so many things going on, won't you know if it's true after you wake up from sleep and see if I'm still there?" Liu Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and raised his hand to pull his face.

Chu Yuan sobbed, "If it's really a dream, then what should we do?" He was really reluctant to close his eyes, and if everything turned out to be a dream after waking up, then the blow would be too great.

Listen to the voice, cooperating with the other party, do you still want to watch him sleep beside you?That's not okay, what if you think about it in the middle of the night and get more and more angry, and chop him off with a knife, what should you do?Liu Yu's expression turned pale, and he pointed at the door expressionlessly: "Get out."

Chu Yuan was a little surprised that his mood changed in an instant. Fortunately, there are always many nerve pathways in the brain. It didn't take long to understand his scruples. He immediately said: "If you are worried, just tie me up."

"Okay, then tie me up." That's a good idea. Seeing that Chu Yuan really didn't want to leave, Liu Yu nodded and agreed. Anyway, he wasn't the one who was tied up for a whole night with sore back and back pain. Since everyone sincerely asked for it , then it would be too unreasonable for him not to agree.