100 years of professional slag attack

The Chu family was a big family in the Southern Song Dynasty, and Wang Xianyuan's mother family, the Wang family, was even better than the Chu family. If these two families were united, they would indeed pose a considerable threat to Liu Jun's throne.

Unintentionally, a so-called tryst turned out to be such a happy situation under Chu Yuan's constant imagination, and Liu Yu was in a good mood all day long.

He was lying in the bucket enjoying the massage of Wang Gougou, and lazily said: "That idiot Liu Jun never thought that I could easily get the Chu family."

At the beginning, Liu Jun insisted on refusing to marry him to Chu Yuan, because he was worried about this, so he pushed the boat along with the instigation of Princess Chujiang, but now Liu Yu has taken the other party's army instead, and he really feels refreshed Cool.

Wang Gougou smiled and said, "Your Highness still has boundless charm, so that Mr. Chu can be so devoted to you."

Liu Yu was not proud of his charm, instead he frowned: "I'm still thinking about how to explain the death of Princess Shanyin to Chu Yuan."

He had planned a long time ago that he would fake his death a year after he came to the He family, but it was Shanyin Princess Liu Chuyu, not Liu Zirong, that Chu Yuan was obsessed with, so the matter was a bit tricky.

"Your Highness is overwhelmed. After all, they are the same person. If Mr. Chu can fall in love with the 'Princess', it is expected that he will not be too repulsive to the 'Prince'." Wang Gougou said softly.

Except for Liu Yu's occasional paranoia and paranoid overthinking, he is also extremely smart on weekdays, and especially despises Wang Gougou's IQ. However, when it comes to emotional issues, Wang Gougou really wants to despise him back. They are all the same person. Don't you have the confidence to let him fall in love a second time?

As soon as these words were uttered, Liu Yu's problem was still not resolved, and he still looked deathly: "But I still haven't figured out why Chu Yuan is interested in me."

Wang Gougou choked for a moment, talking about the interaction of hormones with an eunuch was a little unkind, and he couldn't understand this matter, so he could only murmur: "Ergou read the scriptures, don't they all talk about gifted scholars and beautiful ladies?" Love at first sight?"

"What do you mean? Are you saying I'm a genius or a beauty?" Liu Yu asked with a dark face, turned around from the tub, raised his foot and kicked him.

Wang Gougou let out a low cry, and quickly pulled the bath towel to cover him: "Your Highness, be careful of catching a cold!"

Old lady Wang Ergou, Liu Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, and before he could reply, Wang Gougou exclaimed again: "Young Master He is here!"

This cry was louder than the one just now. Liu Yu was not frightened by the content of his words, but was frightened by his volume. He frowned and said, "What are you screaming? It's not like a wolf is coming."

Wang Gougou was even more frightened than him. He gestured with his fingers and couldn't speak fluently: "You, you hurry up and get dressed... just in case... just in case..."

Liu Yu really wanted to say how He Ji would have the courage to rush in, but he didn't expect He Ji to rush in before he could say a word.

Li Ping also did not expect that He Ji, who had just walked all the way smiling, would suddenly get into trouble, dodging her and pushing the door straight in.She was stunned for a moment before she realized it, and hurriedly ran after her, but it was too late, He Ji had already seen the scene inside clearly.

One leg of Liu Yu was still in Wang Gougou's hand, and his whole body was lying on his back in the bathtub. No matter how you look at it, this kind of scene is not right.

"..." He Ji's face couldn't tell whether it was red or black, "You...you...Princess...Your Highness asked an eunuch to wait on you to bathe and change clothes?"

The four consecutive title changes are enough to show how emotional He Ji is at this time. What he really wants to ask is not this question, but this question is not so embarrassing that he can think of under the current situation.

The cause of the incident was very simple. When he was working hard, he saw several officials pointing and talking at him, and after inquiring in doubt, he found out that he had been cuckolded.

He Ji actually didn't believe this, but his colleagues seemed to have got the news, and Chu Yuan's entry into the mansion was just this morning, how could it be known so quickly.

He guessed that there might be someone playing tricks behind his back, but he still rushed in with his tricks, just to give wrong information to those who were behind the tricks.

During this period of time, He Ji has almost figured out Liu Yu's routine. At the time when he came, he was supposed to be lying in bed waiting for his hair to dry before going to sleep, so he pretended to be angry and barged in .

Unexpectedly, because Liu Yu was in a good mood, he took a long time to take a shower, and the two of them bumped into each other just like that.

He Ji was in a bad mood after being pointed at for a day, but now he froze there, not knowing what to do, with a very complicated expression on his face.

——Through this expected forcible entry, he discovered three secrets——First, the relationship between his wife and the beautiful eunuch seems abnormal; second, his wife is completely flat-chested; third At this point, my daughter-in-law actually has an Adam's apple.

Wang Gougou broke out in a cold sweat, squeezed the bath towel in his hand for a long time, and hurriedly continued to wipe Liu Yu's legs, half explaining and half justifying: "I, I'm wiping Your Highness's body... "

The only thing he is lucky about now is that Liu Yu only showed his upper body, otherwise the shock to He Ji would have been even greater.

Li Ping, who was following He Ji, stepped into the door with one foot, saw the situation inside, and felt her heart drop.

Thankfully, He Ji hasn't acted yet, presumably because the blow of this matter is too great.Li Ping glanced at him quickly, and with a flick of her wrist, a Hidden Sword fell from the sleeve, firmly holding He Ji's neck: "Don't move!"

It could be seen that Li Ping was really frightened, her hands were shaking, and several bloodstains were cut on He Ji's neck.

Pay attention, it will be troublesome if you really kill it.Liu Yu glanced at her dissatisfied, took out his legs and bath towel from Wang Gougou's hand, stood up directly from the bathtub, and gestured: "Wipe it clean for me."

Wang Gougou didn't dare to say anything else, so he quickly cleaned up the person.

Liu Yu came out with bare feet, walked to the mirror, put on all his clothes slowly, turned his head to He Ji who was only staring at his toes, and said, "If you dare to speak out, I will kill your whole family."

Although it is indeed very tempting for a beauty to come out of the bath, He Ji really didn't dare to look carefully. After he glanced randomly to confirm that the lump under Liu Yu was indeed there, what he felt was not the hotness from his lower body, but the cold. There was a burst of coldness followed by a burst of coldness.

——He is not stupid, and he understands that the way he responds next will determine the life and death of the He family.

When Liu Yu said a word, He Ji quickly calmed down, raised the corners of his lips and said, "You mean, if you help His Highness keep the secret, you can guarantee the safety of my family in He's house?" He started talking He looked calm and calm, but his calf was trembling and throbbing.

It seemed that the other party was using this secret to threaten him, and subtly changed the concept in the words. Liu Yu was not very satisfied with this: "Your language skills are quite bad, don't you understand Chinese? Do you need me?" Translate it for you in six languages?"

For an authentic person from the Southern and Northern Dynasties, it was quite difficult to understand the call. He Ji couldn't help being stunned for a while before asking in doubt: "What?"

Liu Yu quickly gave him a not-so-high IQ score, rolled his eyes and said, "Find a place to sit down, and let's talk about it from beginning to end."

He Ji was shocked by his beautiful white eyes, especially coupled with the impatience in the other party's tone, he seemed to think that it would be a very troublesome thing to tell him about this matter from the bottom of his heart.

The two sat down facing each other. Liu Yu snapped his fingers and signaled Wang Gougou to come over and wipe his hair. The ancients believed that the body, hair and skin should be protected by parents, and that the hair should not be damaged at all. The hair was not cut, and it was left to dry naturally when it was wet. It is easy to catch cold on the shoulders and cervical spine.

Wang Gougou came over with a bath towel, ignored He Ji's strange gaze, and devoted all his attention to helping Liu Yu wipe his hair—he had to find something to do for himself at this time, otherwise he would be restless It's really uncomfortable.

He Ji saw that the titular princess didn't seem to want to take the initiative to speak, so he briefly told the rumors he heard at noon. His wording was very skillful, so that there was no trace of blame in his words. meaning.

After finishing speaking, He Ji said earnestly: "It is easy to hide a spear in the open, but hard to guard against an arrow in the dark. I guess it seems that His Highness offended the villain, and the He family seems to have his eyeliner, so he rashly broke into your boudoir at night."

He didn't explain in detail, but Liu Yu already understood, nodded and said: "If you pretend to turn against me because of this, the eyeliner will naturally have to report to his master, and you can find out the nail by observing the changes of the people in the house. .”

He Ji heard that there was no anger in his words, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said with a smile: "Your Highness is smart, and this official has exactly the intention."

He never expected that he accidentally bumped into the other party taking a bath, and then broke such a big secret. If he had a choice, he would not break in just to make the play more realistic if he was killed. up.

After all, he was young, he was not careful about things, he didn't think about how to deal with emergencies, moreover, he was very proud of thinking of this trick, and he wanted to show off in front of Liu Yu, that's why he didn't discuss anything beforehand came in.

Liu Yu glanced at him blankly, nodded and said, "Do you want to know why I am a man?"

He Ji was so stimulated by this sentence that he almost burst into tears. In all fairness, he really didn't want to know. He didn't know that there was still a glimmer of life for this thing. If he knew it, he would lose his head. It's a pity that he has already reached this point, so he can't help it. Come to choose.