100 years of professional slag attack

Before Liu Yu left the palace, Liu Jun came over and told him to have a good time. Although the words were very long-winded and talked about the time of a stick of incense, it can be summed up in one sentence - I am optimistic about you, don't expose yourself true identity.

Ha, if you were afraid of exposing your stupidity of raising your son as a daughter, why did you sell him when Chu Jiang blew a few pillow words?Liu Yu really didn't want to talk to this person, and he drooped his head all day long, looking drowsy and not in high spirits.

From today onwards, it will not be easy to meet Su Tao. Liu Yu made obeisance to Chu Yuan yesterday under the watchful eyes of Liu Jun. At night, he dragged Su Tao to tell him what to do and talked about it in the middle of the night. He didn't close his eyes at all. Time to catch up on sleep.

Someone came over with rouge to put on makeup, but was kicked away by Liu Yu.

Liu Jun watched from the side, feeling somewhat guilty in his heart, and sighed: "Forget it, it's fine if you don't want to put on rouge today, but remember not to do this recklessly in the He family in the future."

Liu Jun himself was smeared with rouge and gouache on his face. He originally had thick eyebrows and big eyes, which belonged to the majestic and majestic type, which did not conform to the aesthetics of this era. Make it red and white, as ugly as you want, it's ugly as hell.

Liu Yu glanced at it and didn't want to take a second look. He became more determined to hug the pillar to sleep. He also disliked that Emperor Wu of Song was standing here in the way, so he said critically, "I want to be quiet for a while."

So Liu Jun slapped his butt and left. He felt that his eldest daughter in name was resourceful, at least she was the smartest of all his sons and daughters, so she shouldn't show her feet.

He was just a little worried about Liu Yu's bad temper, even he, the emperor and his own father, could show his face casually, and if he went to the He family, he might not have a good relationship with the people there.

Liu Jun thought about it carefully, and felt that he was thinking too much. Even if Liu Yu offended the He family, it would be fine. Liu Song's royal family and the He family were not equal relatives. Afraid that the He family will trip him up?

Liu Yu sent the emperor away, thinking that he could finally keep his ears quiet for a while, but Wang Gougou whispered to him outside the door, and heard Hong'er's voice far away on the other side of the corner.

Hong'er is the most useful maid under Wang Xianyuan's subordinates, and these two people can be said to be inseparable from each other—Liu Yu sometimes feels that maybe Wang Xianyuan finally noticed Hong'er in the dimly lit place after failing to find his love among the crowd. Er is his true love, and the two hook up and become an adulterer--when Honger comes over, it means that Wang Xianyuan is also coming.

Liu Yu gritted his teeth lightly, and said in a low voice, "I'm not feeling well, I'm not good at seeing people, hurry up, don't let them in."

Thinking about how Wang Xianyuan cried so badly a few days before he was about to leave, and now that he is about to leave, why should Wang Xianyuan cry to death?Liu Yu felt that he was really overwhelmed, so he repeatedly told Wang Gougou to hide in the inner room, squinting his eyes to listen to the movement outside.

Wang Gougou said expressionlessly: "Empress Empress, you came at an inappropriate time, Your Highness has already rested."

Wang Xianyuan was taken aback when he heard that, seeing that the sedan chair was about to be carried out of the palace, why did he still sleep at this season?But she has a great advantage that she can make up her mind, and she understands it after thinking about it: "But Yu'er is not feeling well?"

Wang Gougou nodded with a sad expression on his face: "His Royal Highness has not thought about eating and drinking since the imperial decree of marriage came down, and his mood is low. He stayed up all night yesterday and felt dizzy. He felt bad just after sending the emperor away, so he fell asleep. gone."

Of course Wang Xianyuan knew that Liu Jun had just left. She also sent someone to find out that Liu Jun was gone before she came here. She didn't expect such a result. She sighed in her heart and finally cried: "I'm sorry. Yuer..."

Liu Yu really didn't expect that he would dodge himself, and he could still cry until he was blocked outside the door. The voice seemed to be that Wang Xianyuan couldn't finish crying in a while, so he could only struggle to get up: "Ergou, why don't you cry?" Hurry up and ask the queen mother to come in."

He messed up his front and let his hair fall down. He stepped on his shoes and moved slowly towards the outer hall, but was stopped by Wang Xianyuan halfway.

Wang Xianyuan said with guilt on his face, "Did I quarrel with you?"

"Er Gou, show tea to my mother." Liu Yu was too lazy to argue with her now, suppressed the desire to yawn, and said calmly, "It's because my son and minister are not filial, and my mother is so tired that she is worried."

"Don't you say that, if it wasn't for me..." Wang Xianyuan said halfway through, when Hong'er behind him touched his elbow, he immediately woke up, and looked at Wang Gougou next to him vigilantly. ——She still thinks that Li Ping is the person who serves her eldest son personally, and she still doesn't know it as the little eunuch.

Wang Gougou glanced around the people in the room, saw Liu Yu nodded his head to him very slightly, and immediately came to understand, squeezed his throat and said: "Your Majesty and Your Highness have something to say, the little one is here Watch the door for you outside, and don't let outsiders disturb you."

When the light bulb left, Wang Xianyuan breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand and pulled off Liu Yu's collar, and said with red eyes, "It's really hard for you."

Liu Yuxu is thirteen years old, and at the age of puberty, compared with the time when he was indistinguishable, it is indeed a little more troublesome.

Five or six-year-old children all look pretty much the same, especially in winter when they have more clothes and their ball-like bodies can't tell much difference.

But it's hard to tell when it comes to age. Men and women are completely different in body shape, not to mention their voices will also change.

He hasn't experienced the voice change period of the male duck's voice for the time being, but his Adam's apple has gradually protruded. It doesn't matter that he stays in his Xili Palace, surrounded by his own people, but when he goes out, he is afraid that others will find something strange. In summer, you should also wear high-necked clothes to cover it up.

This was the trouble at the very beginning. Thinking about it in the future, there will definitely be more trouble. After all, the secondary sexual characteristics of men and women are easy to distinguish, and Liu Yu has never been a particularly girly person in his two lives.

Wang Xianyuan was also as frightened as Liu Jun. What if the He family found something strange and made a noise?Fortunately, she had done a lot of preparatory work before, thought of countermeasures for various special situations, and came to Liu Yu one by one under Hong'er's prompt.

Liu Yu could feel his toothache when he heard her carefully reminding him of the precautions. The He family is not a fool. Knowing about this kind of royal underworld, would they be so stupid as to publicize it?

On the contrary, he felt that it would be better if the He family knew about it, because they would definitely help him cover it up, at least not let outsiders see that something was wrong, otherwise the He family and the nine clans would be over.

Even though Liu Yu despised the IQ of members of Liu Song's family, he couldn't deny that being a member of the royal family did provide him with endless convenience. At least he could feel at ease to shake his face at He Ji, and He Ji couldn't make a sound.

Liu Yu didn't think that he would be hurt by anger in the He family, and he was confused by Wang Xianyuan's nagging in his mind. Seeing that she had finally reached a paragraph, he hurriedly interjected, and said with a smile: "Mother, you can rest assured, my son is worried. There are many."

Wang Xianyuan glanced at him quietly, nodded and said, "That's really great."

It took Liu Yu a lot of effort to send Wang Xianyuan away. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Wang Gougou running in with a livid face: "Your brother is here—"

Liu Yu was stunned for a while, frowned, and asked doubtfully, "What is he doing here?"

In fact, this question is quite stupid, which sister will not come to see the younger brother when she gets married, but Wang Gougou was also very surprised, he was tongue-tied for a long time before saying: "Your Highness, what should we do next?"

They really hadn't thought of this before. No one thought that there was Liu Ziye in the palace. The main reason was that Liu Yu hadn't seen Liu Ziye a few times in the past few years, and the words he had said added up to less than ten sentences. .

Most children don't remember things. During the three years when Liu Yu went to Jilong Mountain to pray for blessings, Liu Ziye had long forgotten this "sister" who had been in trouble together. He met Liu Yu later. After being shocked for a while, he also tried to pester Liu Yu up and down.

It's just that Liu Yu is tired of children, and even more tired of children who are so stupid. He told Wang Xianyuan tactfully about the matter. When Wang Xianyuan was worried about his son's unbearable strange disease, he gave Liu Ziye a strict order. Allow him to annoy Princess Shanyin.

The two of them were able to look at each other from a distance when they attended the banquet together. Liu Yu was so happy that he ignored Liu Ziye's ambiguous eyes at all.

In the past few years, Liu Ziye has relied on his status as the prince, and has become a little overlord in the palace, jumping up and down, extremely arrogant, and made a lot of jokes.

Liu Yu could occasionally hear some stupid things done by Liu Ziye when Wang Gougou was telling anecdotes about the palace, so he felt that he had to understand Liu Jun's behavior of wanting to change the prince. Not to mention letting him inherit the great power, he has the desire to drown directly in the latrine.

Upon hearing that Liu Ziye had come, Liu Yu frowned and said, "Can you guard the door yourself?"

Wang Gougou looked down at his small body, then thought about the two fat eunuchs beside Liu Ziye, shivered, and said in a low voice, "I'm afraid not, Your Highness."

Liu Yu waved his hand: "Ermao is packing up things in the Hall of Xi Li, you call her over quickly, and don't let Liu Ziye come in, or I'll expose you."