Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

With shame and anger, Cheng Nuo also put on that gorgeous outfit. The belt was so long that he couldn't tie it at all. It was made for him by a doll, and it was tied in the shape of a bow around his waist.

While he was changing, Li Yue went out consciously. Cheng Nuo looked at the bronze mirror, and the corners of his mouth twitched.The neckline of the clothes is too big, and the collarbone and shoulders will be exposed with a slight movement, and the blond hair is too long, and it slides to the front to cover half of his face from time to time. It's very ladyboy, okay?

When Li Yue saw it, he nodded to express his satisfaction, and asked him to wear a white fur cape and a jade pendant around his neck. A car outside was ready.Full of doubts, Cheng Nuo followed Li Yue into the car, and the stout No. [-] figure immediately drove them away.

The inside of the car is very spacious and comfortably furnished. There is a soft couch and a small table. On the table are five or six plates of delicate snacks and a pot of fragrant tea.Li Yue lay down lazily on the soft couch, motioned for Cheng Nuo's thighs to be used as a pillow for him, and asked Cheng Nuo to feed him pastries.

Cheng Nuo held back his breath and put a piece of chestnut cake in his mouth, "Master, who are we going to see?"

Li Yue opened his mouth to eat, then narrowed his eyes and said, "You'll know when you go."

Cheng Nuo hadn't eaten for a long time. Even though he didn't like those desserts, his empty stomach couldn't help but growl.Li Yue opened his eyes and said thoughtfully: "Puppets don't need to eat, as expected, living people are still troublesome."

Cheng Nuo thumped in his heart, and quickly smiled and said, "But the puppet has no temperature, let alone chatting and laughing with you like this."

Li Yue rolled his eyes and said, "That's true, feed me sweet-scented osmanthus cake."

Cheng Nuo pretended that he was feeding fish and chickens and stuffed everything into Li Yue's mouth.He thought to himself, shit, only girls like these cloyingly sweet snacks, right?Who will eat the man!

Li Yue's appetite was pitifully small, and he was full soon, so he asked Cheng Nuo to wipe the corners of his mouth with a Jinpa.Cheng Nuo tried his best to hint in his heart to lighten the strength of his hand. This is a giant baby in the second year of middle school. It's not worth getting angry with him...

"Eat all those on the table." Li Yue closed his eyes and said, "Let me hear your stomach make an unpleasant sound again, and I'll pull out your intestines and tie them up."

Cheng Nuo was disgusted when he heard it, and hurriedly said, "I don't like these, can I get out of the car and buy some buns? I'll be back soon..."

Li Yue opened his eyes again, his eyes were very cold.Cheng Nuo was taken aback for a moment, then quickly smiled and said, "Master?"

"At this time, all you have to do is say 'Thank you, Master, for the reward'." Li Yue lay there and said coldly, "Eat all the cakes on the table, and if there are any leftovers, I'll cut off your fingers."

Cheng Nuo was so angry that he was speechless, so he quickly ate.The taste of the pastry was too sweet and greasy, he couldn't bear it after eating two or three pieces, so he took a sip of tea before continuing to eat.Fortunately, although there were many types of pastries, they only cost two or three yuan each. He endured the nausea and finally finished eating, his face turned pale.

Li Yue looked at his slightly painful expression, and said thoughtfully, "You can't be pregnant, are you?"

"..." Cheng Nuo barely slapped him, blushing and said, "I just don't like sweets!"

Li Yue closed his eyes with an "oh" and said nonchalantly, "If you are pregnant, I will dig out your fetus and make a doll. I believe those noble females will like it."

Cheng Nuo's stomach was churning when he heard it, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.You can't soften your heart towards Li Yue, a downright pervert, the level of this pervert is simply inhuman!

The car finally stopped, and Li Yue himself was wearing a silver-white cloak with a hood. He covered his head with the hood, making his face even more delicate and lovely.Cheng Nuo hammered his legs twice and got out of the car behind him, and the No. [-] puppet also bowed its head and stood behind Li Yue.

Cheng Nuo had never been here before. He took a closer look. The gate in front of him was very impressively built. There were two mighty stone statues of monsters at the gate. The wall was so long that you couldn't see the head. It didn't look like a gang, it might be someone A high-rise private residence.

A middle-aged man dressed as a housekeeper came forward, and Li Yue exchanged pleasantries with him obediently, but Cheng Nuo could hear some clues.It turned out that today is the young master's birthday in this house, the young master liked Li Yue's puppet performance after seeing it on the street, so he paid a deposit for him to come and perform.

Soon three soft sedan chairs came over, and the two of them and the No. [-] doll sat on them, and the boxes containing the dolls were also carried.Cheng Nuo found that the sedan chair was very fast, and it was obvious that the people who carried the sedan chair also had a foundation in cultivation.

He doesn't know the reason why Li Yue came here, does Li Yue know how to behave and rely on craftsmanship to make a living?Ghosts believe it!

It took half an hour for the sedan chair to stop, and Cheng Nuo opened the curtain of the sedan chair to go out, and was shocked by the overly luxurious building in front of him.The buildings here are considered to be between Chinese style and Western style. Even the paved floor is made of rare and expensive energy stones. The garden is full of rare vegetation and cute and cute animals. The evil nobles!

A servant-like female came over and said to the two, "Please follow me." He was well-trained in his speech and behavior, and his clothes were not bad.

After walking for a while, they finally came to a courtyard. Cheng Nuo was shocked by the scene in front of him.Shit, this is the first time in this world that he has seen so many gorgeously dressed females gather together!

Those females wore countless jingling and gorgeous accessories on their heads, some were handsome and some were beautiful, and all of them looked good, laughing and amusing around the table eating snacks and fruits.Cheng Nuo's scalp felt numb. These are all men...

A figure dressed in sequoia quickly rushed in, and said angrily as he walked, "Hmph, hasn't father come back yet? He doesn't care about my 14th birthday!"

Cheng Nuo only felt that the voice seemed familiar, and looked over suspiciously. The young man was waving a leather whip in his hand, and his chin was raised, with a willful and arrogant expression on his face.He suddenly remembered, isn't this the boy who chased Bai Rui to buy his magic weapon?It seems to be called Liyin or something...

Seeing Liyin come in, the chattering females in the yard immediately fell silent, apparently a little afraid of him.

Seeing Li Yue and the others, Li Yin showed some joy, took off the whip and said to Li Yue: "Perform the most interesting show first, and you will be rewarded if you do it."

Li Yue bowed slightly to him, took Cheng Nuo and the No. [-] puppet to the back of the stage to set up, and several lifelike puppets quickly performed on the stage.

The story is very old-fashioned. It tells the story of a practitioner who separates from his lover in order to pursue the Tao, and finally reunites after several twists and turns.Li Yue manipulated the puppet to beat the gongs and drums to dub, and the performance was quite in place. Cheng Nuo was bored through the gap in the stands. Many of the big men were wiping their tears with small handkerchiefs, and the corners of his eyes twitched suddenly.

Liyin's eyes were also red from watching, and he searched for that "Cheng Yi" for many days, but he didn't find out any news.He waved his hand, and a servant hurriedly threw a bag of coins on the stage, Li Yue smiled contemptuously, and all the puppets on the stage bowed together and said, "Thank you, young master, for the reward!"

The play finally came to an end. A handsome man in his 30s walked in with two people. It was Li Yin's father Li Shaoming.He walked up to Liyin and said with a smile: "Yin'er, are you still angry with Daddy? I was so involved in business just now, I really can't get away." He has countless wives and concubines, but there is only one baby bump, who has always been very pampered.

Liyin was attracted by the plot on the stage, just snorted and didn't look at him, a young man rushed over with a chair, and Li Shaoming sat down with Liyin.

The protagonist puppet went all the way, chopped off a row of puppet heads, and finally reunited with his lover, and the audience was crying.The corner of Cheng Nuo's mouth twitched. Is there a fart to cry?Didn't you see the row of rolling heads on the ground?This is not a romance drama at all, this is a horror movie!

He carefully looked at Li Shaoming. The high-level officials he had met were all from the Qinghuamen, and the number was limited, so he naturally didn't know him.When Li Yue saw Li Shaoming appear, his purple pupils lit up.

Li Shaoming frowned and said, "How can Yin'er's birthday act like this? It's too unlucky!"

Liyin glared at him and said: "I just like this! The person I mentioned has not heard anything from him for so long. Father, those subordinates of yours are really incompetent! He is so good-looking and a master of refining weapons, the whole Liaoji city is also incompetent." There won't be a few that match, right?"

Li Shaoming smiled and didn't answer. Since the name can be disguised, so can the appearance.I'm afraid that the person's appearance was also disguised that day, so I can't find out.He smiled and said, "It's okay if you can't find it. When Yin'er turns 15, I'll personally pick some handsome young men to serve you, okay?"

Liyin blushed and said angrily: "I don't want anyone, I want him!"

The puppet left the stage slowly, and Li Yue went to the stage to pick up the purse, and said with a soft smile, "Thank you, Master, for the reward!"

The moment he stood up, the hood slid off slowly, revealing a head of black and thick curly hair. Although he was still young, he could still see a handsome and innocent face.Cheng Nuo couldn't help but followed him up the stage and bowed to the people below. He was very puzzled, what was Li Yue trying to do?

Under the stage, Li Shaoming narrowed his eyes. The two females had their own advantages and disadvantages. Although the blond had darker skin, his facial features were warm and his smile was quite charming.The appearance of this young man is even more rare and stunning. Although his teeth are a bit young, he likes this mouth!

Liyin waved his hand, and a young boy raised his voice, "Play the show again."

Li Yue smiled slightly and led Cheng Nuo off the stage, and the dolls soon came back on stage with the sound of gongs and drums.

He sang until the afternoon, during which Li Yue was obviously very impatient, and ordered Cheng Nuo to stand behind him for him to lean on, and had to serve him food, Cheng Nuo really convinced him!You will really enjoy this Liyue!

After receiving Liyin and the other females from the stage and rewarding them with a lot of coins, three soft sedan chairs came over, and two of them and one puppet sat on them.But as he walked, Cheng Nuo felt that something was wrong. Why was the road getting more and more sideways?Is it to send them out of the alley?

Li Yue sneered, he had already inquired about Li Shaoming's temperament clearly.

The sedan chair stopped in a courtyard, and a young man greeted him with a smile: "Come with me, today's play is very good, the master wants to invite you to act for him alone, and the rewards will certainly not be small." I was left outside the courtyard by him.

No matter how slow Cheng Nuo was, he still realized that something was wrong. Damn, it's not like he ran into an old pervert, right?It's just that his movements and sounds were controlled by Li Yue again, who glanced at him and walked in with a smile.

The courtyard was quite quiet, the servant took the two of them to the room, then exited and closed the door.Cheng Nuo nervously scanned the luxurious and complicated furnishings in the room with the corners of his eyes, his hairs were on end.

A tall figure soon appeared behind the screen, and Li Yue asked in an innocent tone: "Master, are you performing here?"

Li Shaoming walked out slowly, and said with a smile, "Of course, but let me teach you the script, good boy."

Cheng Nuo's scalp went numb, and he was so disgusted that he almost couldn't spit it out, good girl!

Li Yue's psychological quality is obviously much better than his, he tilted his head and asked curiously: "What script?"

Li Shaoming's heart was itching to be teased by his eyes, and he decided to play with this little one first.He pulled the screen up, and a long painting fell down immediately, and said with a smile: "Just act according to the above, good boy."

This world is more martial than literary, and the lines drawn are relatively simple, but it can be clearly seen that this is Chi Guoguo's erotic picture!The several pairs of men in the painting are either standing or lying down, obviously doing disharmonious things.Cheng Nuo's face was covered with blood, he wished he could poke his eyes in!Shit, he hasn't even seen the legendary teacher Cang, so he just looked at these disturbing ones, and they are still two dicks!Let people live!

Li Yue's face was also red, and he didn't know if it was real or just pretending, he lowered his head and said, "Master, what do you mean?"

Li Shaoming smiled and said: "I like you two children very much, be obedient and I will let you live a comfortable life."

Li Yue's head was even lower, and he rubbed his right foot on the ground a few times before saying in an inaudible voice, "Master, you...you bully!" The meaning of acting like a baby made Li Shaoming's bones crumble when he heard it.

Cheng Nuo was breathing heavily, feeling that he was going to be overwhelmed!Damn, what kind of abuse did an old pervert meet a young pervert, and he was forced to be an audience?He really admired Li Yue to the extreme, this dead shemale's acting skills are really high!