Blind Date of Major Mermaid

At this time, Bing and Man excitedly began to plan their own travel itinerary, and the little guy slept peacefully on the side.It turns out that as long as it is done well, the little things are still quite obedient, but the effect is different if there is a professional person to help.

Although the baby slept with them, as soon as Bing rang the bell when he cried, the baby care expert would run over from the next door to help Bing take care of the baby.

Looking at the time, it was already evening, and Man wanted to go to the restaurant on the spaceship to have something to eat.Bing was still feeding the baby in the room, and when Man was about to eat, he said to him, "Don't bring it to me. When the baby falls asleep, I will go find you and eat with you."

Man was stunned for a moment, and took the mermaid to a public restaurant for dinner. It was not a common thing, but his vanity began to rise a little bit.It is quite comfortable to bring your own beautiful mermaid and bathe in the envious eyes of others.

After thinking about it, Man grinned and said, "Okay, I'll wait for you."

When Man entered the restaurant, the high-profile dress caught the attention of many people.

Most of the people aboard this VIP-class spaceship were high-ranking officials, many of whom had higher ranks than Man and were still unmarried. Man's clothes obviously irritated them.

Man was hungry, and wanted to order some food to satisfy his stomach before the ice arrived, so he ordered a piece of meat and ate it first. After eating a few mouthfuls, he heard a few guys with similar military ranks at the opposite table start to chat. chat.

"Do you know? The civilian soldiers in the Military and Political Department heard that they are all soft-legged shrimps."

"Then you don't need to ask! Who in the empire doesn't know that those who fail the physical fitness test will become civilian soldiers."

"You can see what they eat. They look like chickens. How can they compare to us? Their appetites are similar to those of mermaids. I don't know how they can satisfy the needs of mermaids. Haha—"

"Come on, waiter, serve us three more fried rice and a leg of lamb."

Man was furious when he heard this, but he told himself rationally that he must not go over and lift the table, they just waited for him to go over.

Although I am quite confident in my physical ability, I am the only one of the three over there, and even if I am one-on-one, I will definitely not be able to deal with it, because my body is not on the same level.Furious, he could only keep telling himself to be calm and calm.

However, when most of the people were looking here, Man couldn't help it, but it was impossible to beat him, so he yelled at the waiter: "Waiter! Serve me a cold dish and a big fried rice." , a leg of lamb, and an extra serving of almond tofu.”

Seeing that Man added more, the table over there also shouted, "Add a whole chicken to this table."

When Bing arrived at the restaurant, he saw Man eating to death.Bing sat across from him and said softly, "Why, are you so hungry? This is a free buffet?"

Man didn't say anything, he felt that he might spit it out when he opened his mouth now, so he pointed to the opposite table.

Bing followed his finger to look over, and saw that the other table was also eating and the plates were stacked up. The people at that table saw Bing looking at them, and they all smiled at him desperately while holding back their disgust.

When Bing saw this scene, he immediately understood that this kind of drama was not new to him when he was in the army, so Bing smiled and said to the waiter, "Please add another big portion of fried rice to our table."

After eating, he smiled and called: "Waiter, give me another roast leg of lamb."

After a while, "Please have another roast suckling pig, a quarter is enough."

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"Another serving of shiitake mushroom chicken."

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"One more stir-fried beef."

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When Bing finished the last small dessert, the audience was silent.

Bing pulled Man with a smile and said, "Honey, I'm full. Let's go." After speaking, he pulled Man to pay the bill and left.

Back in the VIP room, Man sat down on the small sofa without moving.

Bing looked at him and said, "Get up, don't sit like that when you're full, it's hard to digest, you've overeat!" Then she went to pull him.

Man said weakly, "Don't touch me! If you move again, I'm going to spit it out."

Sitting opposite him, Bing said dumbfoundingly, "What are you doing? You don't have to abuse your stomach so much if you want to vomit!"

"They laughed at me! It's too much!"

Bing reassured: "Okay, from now on they will never dare to say that your appetite is similar to that of a mermaid."

"You... did you hear that?"

"no."

"Then how do you know they laugh at me like that?"

"Because I used to laugh at people like that."

"Oh, you do have the capital."

"Hehe, I am a famous big eater in our army! You are from the intelligence department, don't you have any relevant information?"

Man shook his head, "We investigated you very thoroughly, but your appetite is not within the scope of our investigation."

"My appetite is my pride. When I was a child, I dreamed of being famous for it! There is no kid in the neighborhood who can compare with me."

"I really can't see that you are so good at eating, have you never lost in a competition?"

"..."

Seeing that the ice was silent, Man was shocked, there is something more edible than ice these days!fear!

After a while, Bing said, "I lost to Guo Lin."

"My God, he can eat more than you? I really didn't find out! I can't see how his body can hold so many things."

Bing raised his eyebrows: "Are you mocking me for being fat?"

"No, I just sigh."

"...Actually, he can eat without me."

Man was surprised: "Then why did you lose?"

"He is not human at all. That year in the military school's big eater competition, I think the awards and prizes were prepared for me, who knows that I would lose to such a guy with a bad appetite like him."

"How can I beat you if I can't eat?"

Bing had a look of unbearable expression on his face: "He vomited it out on the spot, and continued to eat after he vomited it up. When he vomited it out for the second time, I abstained. He was much more terrifying than me. You don't know, the instructor below at that time He and the students all looked at him like a ghost, and there was no sound, it was definitely more exciting than the scene when they looked at me just now."

Man was dumbfounded: "Then...then no one stopped him?"

"Yes! The instructor went to stop him. He said that the terms of entry did not say that vomiting is not allowed. You said, just vomit like that, how disgusting! We were still eating! I was a little nauseated by him at that time Well, I’ll come here twice, no matter how big my appetite is, I can’t eat it. Moreover, his appearance is too scary, no matter how much I eat, there is a limit. Ah! It made me nervous, so I lost to him.”

"Okay, okay, stop talking, it makes me want to throw up. But, what prize is so attractive?"

Bing grinned and said, "One year free meal voucher for the cafeteria."

"I vomited because of this, how stupid!" Man looked incomprehensible.

"You know how stupid! Lin was poor at that time, and that thing was still very attractive to him. What did you just do? You don't have a free meal coupon for a year, and you still eat your own food. I think you are about to eat too much." Spit it out."

"Don't just talk about me, you haven't compared yourself like that with others?"

Bing smiled and said: "Hehe, of course I often compete, because I can win! After all, there are still very few monsters like Lin. Afterwards, he went to the infirmary for treatment and took one day of sick leave. This seemed to be his only sick leave. He I think it is a manifestation of his determination! When he arrived in the army, he even brought it up to make an argument, but his way of winning has stunned many people."

"I can't stand that way either."

Bing squinted at Man and said, "Then you still yearn for him!"

"Ah?" Man was stunned for a while and didn't realize it. Then he remembered and yelled strangely, "My God, you still remember the nonsense I said so long ago!"

"It's only been a few days since you said that."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Bing, I said something wrong, please forgive me a lot, Mr. Bing." As he spoke, he rushed forward and hugged Bing as if he was wronged, and then "vomited——".

Bing yelled, "What are you doing? What are you doing?"

"Yes... I'm sorry, I'm pressing on my stomach. Woo... No, I'm going to vomit." After speaking, Man rushed to the toilet to vomit profusely.

Seeing Man like this, Bing supported his head and said, "I really can't stand you. If you eat too much, don't be so noisy. People who don't know think that I'm so talented that I made you pregnant."

After a while, Man came out with a livid face, and said weakly: "Okay, it's much better, my stomach is much more comfortable. I really ate too much, time is not forgiving! When I was in the military academy, I couldn't eat so much. It can’t be done like this.”

"Don't think you're rejuvenated when you marry me. If you eat like this, you can lie down in the next few days. Really, I expected you to take care of the baby with me."

Man said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'll just take a day off, and I promise I'll be fine after a day."

Bing rolled his eyes and hugged the baby who had already woken up.

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Man was at peace for two days, but two days later he continued to show off.

But this time it was different, he remembered to bring ice, it was cool to show off with real people, but Bing seemed to enjoy it too.Especially when Ice pretended to be gentle, Man saw that the eyeballs of the guys who compared his appetite with him a few days ago were about to fall out, and he was very happy!

When we arrived at Doming, Bing looked very excited, and so did the baby in his arms.However, when they checked in, Man found that the service staff of the high-end hotel he booked were more excited than them.

After seeing the staff and facilities prepared by the hotel for them, Man felt that it was superfluous for him to bring the guards and childcare staff, as they were fully equipped.

The childcare staff who took care of the baby all the way, saw that there was also a professional in the hotel, his eyes were about to burst into flames.Of course, the same is true for the person on the other side.

Bing and Man soon discovered a situation.The little guy will sleep for several hours on time every afternoon. Even if he wakes up during this period, as long as someone around him stretches out his fingers for him to grab, the little guy will continue to sleep.This makes Bing and Man overjoyed, which means they can go to the surrounding area to play.

That day, after the baby fell asleep, Bing and Man repeatedly asked the two baby care experts to take good care of their mermaid baby.They prepared sufficient luggage on their backs and set off for a tour.

When passing by the hunting ground, Bing suddenly grabbed Man and said, "There's Fix the bear here! Let's go bear hunting, shall we?"

Man was taken aback: "Don't scare people, okay? Bear hunting? Thank you for thinking it out, do we have the strength?"

"Yes, yes, let's go back and make a plan. It will definitely work. I have wanted to come here to hunt bears for a long time, and I have prepared all the equipment. Let's work together to make sure it will work. Then I will take a bear claw and make a necklace for the baby." , the extra claws can also be made into buttons, which are so cool to decorate on clothes! Don’t you think so?”

Looking at Bing's expectant eyes, Man finally understood why Bing insisted on coming to Doming.

After hesitating over Bing's words, Man slapped his thigh and said, "Okay! Go back and get ready, we'll hunt bears together tomorrow!"

Bing hugged Man excitedly and said, "I knew you would agree. All the soldiers wanted to hunt the fix bear. I'm not sure by myself. I'm sure I can do it with you. Remember to bring your camera, we will hunt down the bears." Then, take another picture together."

That night, the two plunged into the pile of information to prepare for the bear hunt, and checked the bear's life and schedule, possible travel routes, and the easiest parts to knock down.After that, the two made a plan for entering the terrain and attack time, and finally, it was task assignment.

Bing looked at it for a while, and said to Man: "Well, I'm in charge of sniping, and you are in charge of bringing it within my shooting range."

"Ah! I'm in charge of attracting bears?"

"Why? Do you want me, an armored soldier, to lure the bear?"

"No, no, that's not what I meant. I'm a civilian soldier with no actual combat experience. If there's any problem, you have to come and save me!"

Bing patted his chest: "Don't worry, I'm not good at close combat, but shooting is good. If something really happened, I still have a smoke bomb. I'll throw one in the past. You run quickly. I'll put another flash bomb and let the people outside come to rescue me." Let's do it."

"Tie me a safety line. If I can't escape, I can hang from a tree and hide."

"Don't bears climb trees?"

"Then I can buy more time up there! Also, bears have a very keen sense of smell, which is much better than eyesight. Let's go and buy some deodorant bombs. If something goes wrong, we can hold on."

"Okay! It's always good to be well-prepared. I read the online introduction, and it said that there is a good hunting equipment store near the hunting ground. Admiral Lin also bought his equipment there."

"Are you planning to go there to buy too?"

"That's right! Admiral Lin has been to the store where he bought military equipment. It is definitely reassuring. He is very knowledgeable about guns. I am also going to buy the model he bought. However, we need to buy more protection. Something. He doesn’t care about defense or defense, he only knows about offense and offense, we still have to defend, I don’t want to be beaten by bears in turn.”

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The next day, the two rushed out of the hotel as soon as the child fell asleep in the afternoon and went straight to the hunting ground.

Follow the map to find the shop that sells equipment, and listen to the old man proudly talk about how he helped Lin prepare bear hunting equipment, and how he helped him find a mermaid doctor.Man hurried in and out chatting with the boss, while Bing wore a hat and never got out of the car. After all, his blond hair was quite eye-catching.

When everything is ready, arrive at the scheduled location.Bing and Man got out of the car together, and Bing was doing the final equipment confirmation.

"Sedation gun, OK!"

"Filler, OK!"

"Safeline, OK!"

"Flash bomb, OK!"

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It took nearly 15 minutes to look at Bing and confirm the past one by one.After finishing, Man looked at him and said, "You are very skilled in organizing equipment!"

"Of course, I used to be an armored soldier! If you don't check the condition of your equipment and armored vehicles before departure, if something goes wrong on the battlefield, it will be fatal."

Man Xian said: "That's great! Originally, I could also be in the army."

"So, let's hunt now! With bear claws as buttons for you, who dares to look down on you, a civilian soldier!"

"I'm so touched, it turns out that you are thinking of me!"

"Hmm! Now you know mine! Of course, I really want to try it myself. However, I don't dare to come alone without help."

"Haven't you thought about going to find Lin?"

Bing rolled his eyes: "Him? Forget it! If you look for him, he will fight alone, and I will watch from the side! He is a superman, and he doesn't need the help of a mortal like me. At that time, I will become a transporter to help him carry his equipment." .”

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The two walked forward while talking, and when they reached a small hill, Bing stopped and said, "It's ok, the view here is enough, you go down and find a way to lure the bear!"

Man looked around and said, "Okay! I'm going down."

At the bottom, Man took out bait that could attract bears, and began to place bait to wait for the arrival of bears.

After sitting and waiting for a while, Man's upper and lower eyelids began to fight.Suddenly a small stone hit his head, and I heard Bing yelling on it: "You are going to die, are you asleep? Why don't you feel nervous at all? Be careful that the bear comes out and eats you as a snack."

Man covered his head and said aggrievedly: "Ah! You can just call out, why are you throwing stones at me? You punched out the bag on my head."

"Okay, I won't argue with you anymore. Just focus on the bear!"

After a while, Man raised his head and said to Bing, "You talk to me! Otherwise, I'm going to fall asleep again."

Bing said helplessly: "You really are, don't talk to me if you have nothing to do, talking will distract you, and I won't have time to shoot then, it depends on what you do."

"But in this way, I don't know when and where the bear will come out. The concentration has been so high, and the energy is exhausted. If you relax a little, you will feel sleepy."

"Oh, I really miscalculated looking for you. You haven't done military training on concentration, have you?"

Man Tan spreads his hands: "Didn't I tell you that I switched to civilian service at the age of 16, and I have never trained before. Moreover, I have regressed from many previous trainings, and the things I am learning now are similar to hunters. Bears are okay."

"Then what should we do? We're all here, why don't we fight?"

"How about this, I will talk to you when I feel that I can't concentrate, so be careful."

"How is this possible? In that case, you...ah—! Bear! Bear—" Bing yelled.

"Ah? What?"

As soon as Man turned his head, he saw a big Fix bear rushing out not far away. "Ah—" he yelled, and immediately pulled the safety line to fix himself to the tree.

However, the bear ran back to the forest after taking the luluca fish they had placed as bait not far away.

Man, who was still in shock, looked at Bing who was also panic-stricken and said, "You, why didn't you shoot?"

"I, I'm all focused on you! Besides, it's so far away, if you miss it and provoke it, wouldn't it be more troublesome? I asked you to be a bait to lure it over, but it didn't come over. You climbed the tree so quickly What are you doing?"

"You were yelling bears, bears, my brain couldn't react for a while, so I pulled the safety rope!"

Bing couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, okay, we're both in the same boat, don't talk about anyone else. Go get another Luluka fish and start over."

Man went back to the car and took another luluka fish and put it away, and continued to wait patiently, this time he was very concentrated.

Half an hour later, it was Bing's turn to be unbearable, and said to Man, "Man! Did Lin tell you how long he had been waiting?"

Man, who was also very irritable while waiting, said, "I heard from Yi that it seemed to be more than two hours."

Bing yelled: "Two hours! We have only been preparing for more than an hour now, so anxious! Why hasn't the bear come yet!"

Man heard this, and said in surprise, "Huh? Weren't you an armored soldier before? I heard that it takes a long time for you to ambush each time. Why are you so impatient?"

"The sense of tension is different, okay? That was for war, now it's for entertainment. People are so cheap, and they can't do anything without pressure. I used to be able to concentrate for a long time, but now I can't. No, I’ll shoot you first to vent.”

Man looked at Bing with a wry smile: "It's not that exaggerated! Treat me like a bear!"

"Ha ha--"

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The two laughed and chatted for a while, feeling that they had relaxed physically and mentally and could concentrate on hunting the bear again, then looked in the direction where the bear disappeared just now.

After a moment of silence, Man first said, "I, am I right?"

Bing was also in a cold sweat: "Yes, it should be right."

"Huh? What's going on here? Where's the fish I just put on it?"

"How do I know, haven't I been chatting with you all the time!"

"How many fish did we bring?"

Bing said uncertainly: "A dozen or so!"

"Damn it, I'll get it again!"

After placing the fish again, Man muttered and returned to his original position, "I really don't know whether we are here to hunt bears or to feed bears."

"Okay, it doesn't have to be taken away by a bear. There are so many animals here, why don't you take a good look at them."

"We have come to feed the animals. We should have gone to the zoo if we had known. Throw a fish and a bear to us bye!"

Bing complained: "It's really unlucky, I wish I could hit that bear just now."

"I hope you can, too! Who told you not to shoot."

"Stop it, stop it, don't think about the bear. Come on up, I'll give you a gun, and you can shoot the bear if you see it later. Anyway, you have a safety line, so it shouldn't be a big problem to escape. "

Man came up and took a gun, and continued to squat below to guard.

Time passed by, and there was still no sign of Fix Bear.

Suddenly, the detector that Man brought with him responded, showing that there were bears nearby.Bing and Man immediately became highly nervous and looked around, but there was no sign of Fix Bear at all, and Man began to wonder if the detector was broken.

After looking around again, there was no gain. When Man raised his head and wanted to ask Bing to change to another place to stay, when he raised his head, he was stunned as if struck by lightning.

Seeing Man like this, Bing shouted, "What's the matter? Why are you in a daze?"

Man came back to his senses and yelled at the ice, "Run! Run! Run! Bear! Bear! Behind you—"

When Bing looked back, he was stunned. A huge Fix bear was less than 20 meters behind him, and it was rushing towards him.