Rebirth Bias

About Lu Ne's long silence gave Chen Shiyu wrong information, the boy stood up and said, "I'm going back."

Lu Na came back to his senses, and seeing the pretended indifference on Chen Shiyu's face, he couldn't help feeling a little angry, and pulled him back, "Why are you talking back, don't scare my grandma when you go out like this, sit down, and apply the medicine first."

Chen Shiyu glanced at him and sat down slowly again.

Lu Ne said, "Take off your clothes!"

Chen Shiyu paused for a moment, and slowly took off his T-shirt, revealing his white and thin upper body. Although this guy had never seen him participate in any sports, his figure was quite good-looking, with the symmetry and refreshingness unique to young people.Some parts of his body were covered with bruises. According to the old lady Lu's previous experience of applying medicine to him, Chen Shiyu first sprayed the red bottle on it. After seeing that the medicine was almost dry, he sprayed the white bottle again. After thinking about it, he asked him: " Do you need to rub it?"

Chen Shiyu obviously didn't understand much of this, and hesitantly said, "No need?"

"Oh." Lu Ne put Yunnan Baiyao on the desk, looked around for a while, but didn't look at Chen Shiyu, in fact, he was thinking about the topic in his heart - when he was young, he didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, Lu Ne was very eloquent, talking about who and who. It's a flower, so-and-so is a piece of shit, just like a taxi driver in Beijing, poor enough.Later, I found out that the more you talk, the more you look stupid. People with real world insights basically don't talk, and Lu Ne stopped talking.But now, Lu Na misses that cheap mouth from before.

"Then what—" Seeing Chen Shiyu turn his head to look at him, Lu Ne cleared his throat and put away the foolishness on his face, "I think there's nothing wrong with homosexuality, isn't it a chromosome problem? You are not the only one in the world who is different from others. Whether you like women or men, it doesn't affect my relationship with you. "

Chen Shiyu locked his gaze on Lu Ne, and asked quietly, "You really think so?"

Lu Ne smiled, "As long as you treat me as a brother, I will definitely support you to the end. As for other people, what right do they have to tell you what to do? It's only a few days before the college entrance examination, and when the time comes, everyone will go their separate ways. Who will remember who?"

No matter how famous Chen Shiyu would be as a star in the future, Lu Ne still felt that he should not be the original Chen Shiyu.Chen Shiyu was born to read books, and since he was a child, he has been called "other people's child" by his parents. He always feels that such a lonely teenager should have a different life.Maybe there are other hidden reasons behind his dropout, but it would be a pity if it was because of those rumors.

"I still remember that when you were a child, your ideal was not to be a prosecutor? I'm still waiting for that day, when I can show off to others, saying that we are also human beings in the procuratorate."

Chen Shiyu laughed amusedly, and the corners of his mouth slowly opened, as if the sun had broken through the ice. Although it was still shallow, it was comforting to watch, so Lu Ne also laughed.

That night, Lu Ne lay on the single bed where his first nocturnal nocturnal and self-blasphemy recorded his most manic and bastard growth footprints, looked at the moonlight bright and bright, like a woman's tits, summed up the gains and losses of his previous life Lost, thinking about the road to go in this life.Almost half of the Chinese masters of writing, when making career plans for their children and grandchildren, have always urged them not to make a living on writing.Lu Na didn't believe in evil, so he spent half his life in poverty in his previous life, and died young. The Chinese literary world lacked a cynical youth who spoke freely, which is good and good.

In this life, Lu Na decided to follow the advice of his predecessors and resolutely resist the temptation. The key is that after reading what he wrote, he felt that his literary spirit was exhausted now, and he could no longer write the lawless and self-contained things he did when he was young. Then stop, find some careers that help the world and the people.

Lu Na shared this idea with Old Shenyi——Old Shen was his high school head teacher at the time, taught Chinese, was in his early thirties, didn't care about job titles and house prices, and wasn't keen on putting his name on newspapers and magazines, the three loves of his life , Erguotou, Gulong, "Jin Ping Mei".He has a good taste in humanities. He once introduced Lu Ne to Borges and Henry Miller. The two are both teachers and friends, and they have a good relationship.

At that time, Lao Shen stared at him for a full minute, and then said: "Otherwise, you can go to the film school and try, I think you can do it."

Lu Ne knew what kind of guy he was, and asking him to wear a suit and tie from [-] to [-] to be a civil servant or an entrepreneur who talked about running trains was no different from being in prison.In his previous life, among the people Lu Ne knew, there were quite a few people involved in movies. He heard a lot about those things in the movie industry, and he even wrote scripts for them. blind.

Lu Na thought about it, and felt that this suggestion was reliable. After checking it online, the registration period for the national arts examination had long since ended.Unwilling to give up, Lu Ne made phone calls one after another, and finally persuaded a teacher from the admissions office to agree to give him a chance to sign up on the spot.At dinner, Lu Ne told the old lady about this, and expressed his ambition with joy, "In a hundred years, people will write the history of modern Chinese movies, and Lu Ne will be an epoch-making stroke!" The old lady Lu commented, "It can't be changed. The smelly bull."

The next day, Lu Ne set off with Li Ning's sports bag and the one thousand coins that the old lady gave him in his pocket.

The Film Academy is in City S. Lu Ne has lived in City S for more than ten years, which is basically half of his life in his previous life. He is familiar with all the dirty corners and legends of the city under the glamor of this city.After getting off the bus, Lu Ne went straight to the Admissions Office of the Film Academy, found the teacher who answered Lu Ne's phone, reviewed the application materials, took the admission ticket, and finally the teacher handed him a copy of the test preparation materials, "Although it's too late, But let’s take a look, young man, sign up early next time!”

Lu Ne laughed and thanked him. As soon as he left the Admissions Office, he was stopped by a man who looked young, with mid-length hair tied behind his head, and a white racer-shaped vest. A pair of tattered low-slung denim on the lower body, with a bohemian appearance, the most striking thing is the two thick eyebrows, like Crayon Shin-chan.

"Dude, are you here to apply for the Film Academy? Coincidentally, I'm a student of this Film Academy, grade 06, what department are you going to take?" Before Lu Ne could speak, he waved his hand again and continued, " Regardless of the department, brother, I will tell you as someone who has experienced it, what the examiner looks for - intelligence, emotional intelligence, personality, professionalism... I have good things here..."

After speaking, he mysteriously took out a copy of what was said to be internal information from the bag.Lu Na glanced at it, thinking that you are too crude, the so-called internal information is just a stack of A4 papers bound, and the things on it are still photocopied, which smells like ink.Lu Ne flipped through it casually, and the buddy said sincerely, "For the sake of our great opportunity to be brothers in the future, I will charge you [-] for this material."

Lu Ne squinted at him with a half-smile, "Eighty? Dude, you're too stupid."

When the buddy saw that there was something going on, the smile on his face immediately piled up like a flower, "The price is easy to negotiate, let's just treat it as a friend. I'm going to Zhang Chi, Zhang Chi has a degree, what will I call my junior brother in the future?"

Lu Ne ignored his pretense and asked, "These materials are all yours?"

"That's still false, let me tell you, this is the golden rule that my buddies have summed up after traveling in this ocean of knowledge and art for so many years-let's take the beauties we like to hear and see as an example, beauties are generally divided into three realms, one , Diaosi beauty: I don’t know that I am not beautiful, but I feel that I am a big beauty; [-]. Ordinary beauties, I know that I am beautiful, so I make myself more beautiful; You know, if you carve and decorate naturally, the movement and stillness are natural. In my material, I prescribe the right medicine for the disease, and the medicine will cure the disease—"

Lu Na was happy, and felt that this buddy was a talent, similar to himself, "Okay, I'll buy it for 20 yuan."

"Okay, 20 yuan is 20 yuan!" The buddy was also very straightforward, so he paid the money and delivered the goods. At the end, the buddy patted Lu Ne on the shoulder and said, "You can do it, as long as you read my book." Cheats, Li Mochou is nothing to worry about, you can do it, you must do it."

After leaving the film school, Lu Ne went straight to the small restaurant he used to be familiar with and ordered a plate of fat intestines that he had dreamed of. After eating two big bowls of white rice, he found a clean small hotel nearby. After going out, tomorrow is the first test, Lu Ne doesn't think he is sure, it's better to hold the buddha's feet temporarily.Flipping through the test preparation bibliography given by the film academy, he found sadly that he had only read three of the ten books, and he withered immediately.

Lying on the single bed in the hotel and sluggish for a while, he casually opened the martial arts cheat book, and found that the buddy named Zhang Chi is really a good guy, he is eloquent in Liu style, there are movie reviews, there are also comments on beauties, logic, stories, and laughter Cursing, unscrupulous, like birds and beasts, occasionally the light of wisdom flashes, brilliant and deceptive.

The next day, Lu Na went to the Film Academy to take the preliminary exam, and at the door, he saw the innocent and cute candidates again.Seeing that Lu Na greeted him very enthusiastically, he patted his shoulder and said firmly, "Okay, definitely."

The one-and-a-half-hour exam didn't have many questions, and it was basically related to movies. With Lu Ne's background in literary and pornographic films since he was a child, he felt that it should be no problem to pass the first exam.Lu Ne's mental burden was not heavy, so he handed in the paper early and left after answering.A large group of anxiously waiting parents surrounded the school gate, all stretching their necks up like giraffes, looking forward to it, Lu Ne was very moved.

The results won't be known until the afternoon. Lu Ne went to a nearby KFC and ordered a hamburger and a cup of Coke. After eating, he took out the martial arts cheat book to amuse himself and pass the time. Gradually there were more of them, most of them were about the same age as Lu Ne, full of handsome men and beauties, one of them was more glamorous than the other, the disheveled Lu Ne was like a soil turtle from the countryside.

Lu Ne plucked off a few dull hairs on his forehead, and decided to take advantage of the time before the results came out to get a haircut.

There are many hair salons in front of the Film Academy, with all kinds of high-end atmosphere. Lu Ne randomly found a home and went in. Seeing that the business is booming, he should have good craftsmanship.After queuing for a long time, it was finally Lu Ne's turn. The hair stylist was as clean as those peerless masters described by Gu Long. Before Lu Ne's butt was hot, he had already shaken the white apron on Lu Ne's body Once accepted, the asking price was two hundred and five, Lu Ne almost shouted - you take my hair back, I won't cut it anymore!