Fake to destroy the world

"Hmph, you damn beast, you dared to lure wolves into the house and bring males into my sister's room. It seems that I can't do without punishing you properly."

Igniz half-closed his eyes, crossed his chest and stared at the shivering squirrel Julie with a cold expression. After seeing the poor squirrel fungus so soft that his whole body trembled, he smiled cruelly.

"Speaking of which, you are also a male beast." Igniz seemed to be talking to himself, "Even if it's just a squirrel, it's really unfair to leave a male creature by my sister's side and get along with her alone." It's too dangerous...Well, it's decided, then I will punish you with chemical castration."

Hearing the young man's threat, Zhu Lizhu, the squirrel, was stunned for a moment and immediately began to struggle desperately, trying to save his poor little Ding Ding from the cruel torture of the counter-revolutionaries, "Let me go! Let me go! Yes! Why go to Yusuke's red hair, I'm just a child, you can't do this to me!"

"No Road Race!"

Igniz thumped heavily on Juli's forehead, knocking Juli who was still writhing in all kinds of enchanting postures until stares flashed in his eyes, and immediately became sluggish.The young man held the weak squirrel fungus with one hand, and said to himself: "Ah--this squirrel's chirping and chirping is really annoying, and it really is better to have a poisonous hoarse voice."

After Igniz uttered another threat nonchalantly, the stunned Squirrel Fungus didn't even dare to speak, not to mention struggling.He could only look at the young man with tears in his eyes, trying to convey the idea that he was harmless and kind and needed to be protected through his dewy eyes.

"Tch, what a disgusting look, it's just an inferior squirrel, who dares to seduce the king with such ecstatic winks!" Igniz continued to spit with a look of disgust, "Hmph, that poisonous throat! After you become dumb, goug out your eyeballs, so as not to harass your sister with such disgusting eyes."

Being bullied by the teenager with verbal violence again and again, Squirrel Fungus said that this is a rhythm that is tolerable or unbearable, even if the uncle can bear it, the aunt can't bear it!

Wherever there is oppression, there is the resistance of the working people, so the squirrel fungus who raised the rebellion no longer worried about the threat of being harmoniously harmed by the teenagers, and immediately jumped up desperately, caught off guard by Igniz, fell down It really managed to escape from its clutches...

"Hahahahaha, even you little devil, don't even think about taking Master Zhu Li's life!"

Just as the squirrel Julie was proudly arborting at Igniz, Igniz, who was accidentally scratched several times by the opponent's claws when the squirrel was struggling just now, was looking at his hands with dim eyes. The long and thin wound on the back, and the milky white blood oozing out from around the wound.

After the blood dripping with the smell of mellow milk slid down the back of his white hand and splashed a small patch of white spots on the ground, the boy raised his head, looked at the squirrel who was still flustered and couldn't notice the abnormality in the blood, and said : "At first I just wanted to joke with you, but now that you know about it, there's nothing I can do about it."

"If you want to blame, blame you for knowing too much. It's time to send you to the world over there!" The boy made dozens of handprints in an instant at a fast speed, and then suddenly clasped his hands together and shouted, "Burst!" Be nervous! Banish reality! LVMAX is lifted, and the seal of ghosts and gods is fully activated——Yuanshi’s ultimate secret, Heavenly Star Fall!"

Accompanied by the boy's sudden shout, a mysterious and mysterious aura was naturally revealed. The condensed sense of urgency made the squirrel Zhu Li, who was still relaxed and complacent just now, couldn't help but tense up. The ultimate mystery of the boy.

A second passed, and the invisible airflow hovering around Igniz turned more and more ferociously, and the terrifying sense of oppression was about to come out.

Ten seconds passed, and the airflow gathered around Igniz had formed a flow vortex visible to the naked eye. Just looking at it gave off a strange and terrifying feeling.

One minute passed, and the aura surrounding Igniz finally climbed to the extreme, and the strongest blow that condensed all the strength of the boy was about to appear!

……

Ten minutes passed, and the invisible airflow disappeared, leaving only the boy with a constipated and bitter face standing there, gnashing his teeth and glaring at the squirrel fungus.

The goddamn Lord God actually restricted all the power of the great Sir Alpha Gero!

The young man with the same shameful posture and the same shameful posture stared at each other for 10 minutes. After successfully completing the great feat of allowing the friends to learn new postures without pausing, the squirrel Zhu Li wanted to imitate the expression of the leader of the horse Roar: Are you fucking kidding me!

Played up the aura of a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City, but ended up holding back a fart for a long time and couldn't get a fart. This is blatantly deceiving my feelings, okay?

"...what are you doing here?"

Just as the boy and the squirrel continued to stare at each other, a boy in a sports suit with short black hair came over, looked at the squirrel and the person standing in a stalemate inexplicably, scratched his head and asked, "Is this a game?" Everyone is a wooden man, a game where you are not allowed to speak or move?"

As soon as the boy with short hair finished speaking, the retorting voices of one person and one squirrel sounded at the same time: "You are the wooden man, and you play such a childish game!"

Although Julius the squirrel can also speak human words, to ordinary humans who can't understand it, it's just a simple chirp.So the short-haired boy scratching his head and smiling innocently heard only the boy's rebuttal.

"Well, I actually wanted to ask you... do you like basketball?" The short-haired boy's cheeks were slightly red, and he scratched his flushed cheeks with his fingers in embarrassment, "If you like it too...we will play basketball together in the future." basketball?"

For a normal person meeting for the second time, is it possible to say something like 'let's play basketball' to each other?Do you think this is Heizi's back attack world!

The boy looked at the same blank Squirrel Fungus with blank eyes, and then asked very innocently: "Speaking of which, who are you?"

The short-haired boy who had been anxiously waiting for the boy's answer froze when he heard this sentence, obviously he couldn't imagine that the boy would say such an astonishing reply.The short-haired boy, who was saddened by the fact that he had no sense of existence, covered his face and weakly introduced himself: "I am Subaru Asahina, the ninth son in my family... I am your new brother."

Ignis, who had no impression of this short-haired boy at first, suddenly realized when he heard the words, it turns out that you are the guy whose name is written Subaru and read as Death, Eight, and Road!

The heartless Igniz smiled at Subaru Asahina, and when he smiled, the two dimples on his lips made the short-haired boy's cheeks even redder, "Ah, so it was you, I remember you."

"Well...it's me." Amazed by the boy's smile, Asahina Subaru turned his head away, rubbed his right ankle with his left foot wearing sneakers very uncomfortable, and then repeated the previous question in a low voice, " I mean, Nitz, do you like playing basketball? If so, we can play together in the future."

After thinking about it, Subaru hurriedly added nervously in front of Igniz who was just about to speak: "I'm on the school basketball team now, although I can't say I play basketball very well, but playing with me shouldn't be a problem. It's so boring..."

After being robbed once again by Subaru for no reason, Igniz couldn't help muttering in his heart: So what does your good basketball have to do with me?

Facing Nasubaru Asahina's eyes full of expectation and nervousness, the boy who was about to refuse directly suddenly grew up. After a pause, the blunt refusal that he almost blurted out turned into a tactful refusal, "I have always been interested in sports. I'm not very good at it, and I can't play basketball. If you are going to invite me to play basketball, then I can only apologize."

"Uh, is that so?" After receiving Igniz's refusal answer, Asahina Subaru, who was still nervously looking forward to it just now, instantly became depressed, just like a dog with a bone in its mouth to claim credit from its master but was reprimanded Like a big dog, he drooped his head and said, "If you don't like basketball...then just pretend I didn't say it, and excuse me."

The short-haired boy who was still used to wearing sportswear in the family apartment slightly nodded at the boy, then turned and left.Igniz, who was left in place, watched the other party leave as inexplicably as when he came, and was really at a loss as to what this guy was here for.

When it came to him, his EQ plummeted, and the young man who couldn't figure it out muttered to himself: "I came here to talk to me for so long, but in the end I wanted to call me to play basketball? It's really inexplicable..."

"Well——according to Zhu Li's social experience of studying interpersonal relationships for many years, this guy wants to get closer to you." said the squirrel Zhu Li, who looked like an expert in human relationship research, resting his chin on his forelegs. "That guy looks like a sporty Baga type at first glance. He probably has a good impression of you after meeting him for the first time. He is going to use his specialty of basketball to get close and familiar with you."

Igniz glanced at the squirrel fungus who was well analyzed and felt quite good about himself, and then flattered him coolly: "That's right, as expected of Julie who has been studying interpersonal relationships for many years, he immediately understood the reason for that idiot's visit. Let me see clearly."

The young man who has always been keen to bully himself praised himself for the first time. This fact made Squirrel Fungus burst with self-confidence and a sense of accomplishment. He nodded seriously and said, "Hmph, don't look at me. Who is it? If I hadn't analyzed the psychological activities of these male creatures so thoroughly, how could I protect Xiaoqian from being harassed by male creatures!"

"Wow, that's amazing, it's amazingly witty." Igniz praised without sincerity, and then suddenly changed the subject, "So did Mr. Juli, who is so witty, realize that now with you What's the problem with the person you're talking to?"

Still immersed in the thought of being so witty and wishing to get 32 ​​likes for himself, Zhu Li continued to tilt his head and said happily: "Is there any problem with the person I am talking to now, isn't it?" Nitz, that brat who's arrogant, vicious, sloppy, flat, and always treats me like a normal pet..."

Before the term 'little boy' was finished, the squirrel fungus locked by the raging murderous aura suddenly shuddered, and finally realized the difference between reality and imagination-the one who had been unable to understand what he was talking about, The boy who only chanted 'No Road Race' was actually talking to him with a sneer!

Oh, my God, that little devil who bullies him every day can talk to himself without language barriers!

The squirrel fungus, who was in extreme shock, froze for an instant, and only after being pinched by the soft flesh around his neck did he ask dumbfounded: "You you you... how can you understand me? What did you say!?"

"Baga, I can always understand your loud nonsense." Igniz raised the stunned squirrel in front of his eyes, and grinned, "Pretending to be ignorant to bully you idiot, it really is It's a pleasant thing to do."

Finally recovering from the shock, Zhu Li trembled and stuttered for a while, then blushed and glared at the young man, "You damn liar! You have deceived Xiaoqian and me for so many years— ——It’s disgusting to bully me by pretending not to understand even though you can understand what I’m saying! I’m going to expose your true colors to Xiaoqian!!”

"If you really go to tell my sister that, as long as I don't admit it, she will just think it's because you worry too much and have hallucinations." Looking for a blow, and then end up looking sad and haggard because no one wants to believe you, that is also a shallow entertainment after dinner..."

"Ahhh, you nasty little devil, I'm going to fight you!"

Zhu Li, who was teased madly by Igniz's few words, was in a hurry, and began to struggle with his limbs hanging in the air while being held by the soft flesh of the back of his neck by the young man.But it's a pity that because of being accidentally scratched by Julie before, this time Igniz deliberately lifted the soft flesh of the back of the squirrel's neck, so that the dangling squirrel fungus could not escape Wuzhishan no matter how hard it struggled.

"Speaking of which, I'm really lucky." The young man stared at the milky white blood stains that dripped from the back of his hand to the ground before, and said happily, "It's a good thing that basketball Baga didn't see this mark, otherwise I would have to spend a lot of effort to explain it. Woolen cloth."

The squirrel fungus, which was still writhing in the young man's hand, stopped twisting after hearing the words. He looked curiously at the white water stains that splashed on the ground and asked, "What is this? It seems that there was no such thing on the ground before." It's a white mark."

After a long period of suspicious silence, Igniz gave an answer that even he himself didn't believe, "This is the milk stain that I accidentally splashed on the floor when I was drinking milk."

"So that's how it is!" Julius seemed to be awakened, and then began to criticize and educate the boy with a serious face, "Even drinking milk would drip on the ground, do you still like the three-year-old who squeezes the milk box!"

The nest guy actually believed it!

#A sense of superiority suppressed by IQ emerges spontaneously#

Maybe it was because the expression of the boy's uncontrollable smile was too obvious, without him needing to speak any more, Zhu Li quickly realized that this guy was laughing at him!Immediately, he continued to thump unrelentingly, "What are you laughing at! Did I say something wrong? You little brat who would leak milk!"

"No, I'm just happy for your IQ." The boy sincerely admired, "If there is no warrior like you who has broken the lower limit of the IQ of intelligent creatures, how can we show our wisdom?"

After being complained so bitterly by Igniz, Julie naturally swung back and forth in the boy's hand even more angrily.After Zhu Li himself was out of breath, Igniz, who had seen enough, put the exhausted squirrel fungus on the ground, and said with a smile: "Okay, the time for such a pleasant heart-to-heart talk is over. gone."

"Next, please keep this little secret that only you and I know well, if you don't want to be regarded as mentally ill by my sister."

After hearing the young man's words, Zhu Li, who was still exhausted just now, immediately revived, and asked angrily, "You have lied to me for so long by pretending that you don't understand me, why do you still say it on purpose now?" !"

"Do you need to ask this kind of reason? Of course it's because I'm tired of playing the game of bullying you by pretending not to understand what you said before, and I want to change to a new trick." Igniz winked at Julie Blinking eyes, "You can't tell the secret if you keep it in your heart, and no one will believe you when you tell it—hmph, I can always find all kinds of pleasure in you."

Looking at the young man's happy smile, the delighted Squirrel Fungus expressed that it was not happy at all!Being played with by this wicked guy every day makes me feel uncomfortable!

"You crazy little devil, I'm fighting with you!!!"

The fierce resistance of Squirrel Fungus eventually became a tool for the teenager to continue to tease. After playing around with Squirrel Fungus all afternoon, Ema and Nitz lived in Asahina's apartment on the second day, just like this in Julie's mournful voice it's over.

And in another room of the same apartment, Yusuke, who has been troubled all day because of the conflicting thoughts of "still secretly in love with Ema" and "longing to kiss Nitz", is still holding his head and wanting to cry Without tears, I don't know who I really like.