One person and one dog were having dinner dully in the living room. He Lanba ate a bowl of wontons and didn’t know what to eat. His eyes were fixed on the pile of children's clothes on the sofa.

Helan Ba ​​had nothing to do, the most experienced patriarch of the Spirit Dog Clan in this area happened to be traveling around again, and he hadn't been back for three years.He could only comfort Archer: "It's a good thing to be humanized, and it will get better."

Archer didn't recover his human form until the next day. Fortunately, he was still sleeping on the sofa and wanted to open his eyes to have a surprise. He gave up hope early in the morning, and jumped off the sofa by himself and shrank back into the doghouse honestly. .Seeing that going on like this was not an option, He Lanba called Kai Molong after dinner, and Kai Molong arrived after a while.He Lanba opened the door and saw the handsome mixed-race guy wearing an expensive Armani, wishing he could raise his leg and kick people: "It's raining so hard, what the hell are you doing wearing such a flirty bag?!"

The demon fox man walked in and asked, "Where are people... dogs?"

He Lanba turned around: "Isn't it just in the den... eh?!" Seeing that the mat was empty, "Where did the dog go?!"

He Lanba was still looking for dogs all over the room, Kai Molong walked into the storage room familiarly, the blue dog house was placed in a dark corner, he squatted down and looked inside, and sure enough, the golden retriever puppy Curled up and slept in it.

He Lan was domineering: "It's cold in there, why do you like to sleep in it!"

Kai Molong stood up on his knees and said, "Tell me about the situation."

After listening to Helan Ba's explanation of the cause and effect, Lord Yaohu stroked his chin and pondered for a while: "Could it be that the cause is thunder?"

He Lanba was startled when he heard this: "Damn! Doesn't that mean you have to be struck by lightning every time you turn into a human?" The heroic picture of the dog standing on the top of the mountain holding a lightning rod could not help but emerge in his mind.

Kai Molong looked up and down the otaku manga artist with mud spots hanging on his trousers, he probably didn't sleep until today: "Aren't you going to take a shower?"

Helan Ba ​​was smoking a cigarette: "I don't feel that way."

Does bathing depend on mood? "Then you wash him too. His fur is still knotted. He's been sleeping all day. If he sleeps any longer, he will stink."

"I asked you to figure out a way, not to show your cleanliness!"

"I can't think in a dirty environment." Kai Da Yao shrugged regretfully.

He Lanba was very annoyed: "If you think it's dirty, wash it off for him."

Kai Molong saw that He Lan was standing on the coffee table watching TV without moving a muscle, he really couldn't stand the smell of damp dog hair, so he had to rely on himself.

Archer was sleeping soundly, when suddenly the lights above his head were brightly lit, and when he raised his eyes, his dog house was just like that uncovered. Before he woke up, someone grabbed him by the neck and took him into the bathroom in a daze.

There was a pool full of hot water in the bathtub, and Archer looked down, it was enough to drown him!I woke up from my doze, and I was busy trying to break free.As soon as Kemeron let go, the son of a bitch fell helplessly into the bathtub with a "plop", and Gulu Gulu sank to the bottom.

The fox man clapped his hands, and called out to the son of a bitch who was digging in the water: "Wash slowly." He walked to the sink and started to dress up. Looking at his handsome face in the mirror, he wanted to get a dry towel After wiping the rainwater off his head and touching it with his hand, the half-blood white fox frowned and looked up, his hand was grabbing Helan Ba's underwear.

Kai Molong looked at the royal blue underwear and shook his head helplessly, how could he hang the underwear in the bathroom, when will he be able to do this.

Archer splashed twice in the hot water, and when he was about to float to the surface by instinct, he suddenly felt hot all over his body, as if he was tumbling in an oil pan, but the water was obviously not hot... the surroundings soon became It was stuffy air bubbles, more and more air bubbles bubbling up, and soon the ceiling of the bathroom was invisible, eyes were full of white air bubbles, ears were full of gurgling sounds, Archer felt like he was about to be boiled .

He Lanba was watching a TV series on the sofa in the living room and fell asleep. Suddenly there was a muffled "bang" from the bathroom, and the otaku cartoonist who was awakened cursed and got up: "What are you doing?! I'm in the bathroom Are you cursed?!"

Pushing open the door of the bathroom, there was another cloud of white mist inside. Helan Ba's two lenses were quickly wiped white. He took off his glasses frantically, squinted his eyes, and saw Kaimo who was pushing open the small window of the bathroom. Long: "Why..."

The handsome Kaida turned his head slowly in front of the window where the mist and night were intertwined, his noble and melancholy eyes fell on the bathtub.He Lanba looked along——

The little kid with wheat-colored skin and flaxen-colored curly hair sat in the bathtub stupidly with two wet dog ears on his head.

Things were beginning to come to fruition, Archer, who knew that he could be humanized by soaking in hot water, was revived on the spot with full blood, and his appetite was whetted.Holding the big bowl from Helanba's hand, he opened his mouth and was about to bury his face in the bowl, but Helanba whipped him with chopsticks: "Use chopsticks!"

"Teacher, I'll shoot you!" The dog boy looked at the otaku manga artist with his hands in his hands, wagging his tail and shining his eyes.He actually wanted to say thank you teacher for taking care of me for so many years, but he couldn't say such complicated sentences for a while.

He Lanba sat across from Kai Molong, glanced at Gouzi who sat cross-legged on the chair, forked a wonton with chopsticks and delivered it to his mouth.You can eat with one chopstick from now on.

"Although soaking in hot water can transform, I don't think it will be very stable." Kai Molong clasped his hands on Erlang's knees and looked back at Archer, who was eating hazel, "You still have to let him Slowly learn the art of humanization."

He Lanba felt a little disappointed while holding his glasses. Humanization is an instinct for the spirit dog clan, and even if he wanted to teach it, he didn't know how to teach it.

Facts proved that what Kemeron said was right, Archer turned back into a dog after only an hour of humanization, and no matter how much hot water soaked in a day, it was useless.

"So the only way for you to become human now is to soak in hot water," He Lanba said to the curly-haired puppy squatting on the ground, and finally pulled out his ears, "It's okay to be struck by lightning on a heavy rainy day, but that method is too We can't try this weird thing... Let me help you pinch the time. Humanization can last up to one hour and 25 minutes, and the shortest can only last one hour and 7 minutes. We will take the shortest time as the standard, no matter what you want to do in the future, Whether it's shopping, playing, or picking up girls, it should not exceed an hour."

The puppy barked: "Teacher, what is a pick-up?"

He Lanba was a little speechless: "In short, it's a skill you don't need yet."

Having said that, Archer couldn't help but have a passionate longing for "pick up girls".

This day, He Lanba was waiting for the dog-blooded family ethics movie. Before the TV show started, it was the local weather forecast. Archer was also lying on the sofa and heard the announcer's voice: "...Huaigang, cloudy, 13-22 degrees Celsius, Geng Forest, sunny, 15-24 degrees Celsius."

The dog pricked up his ears, raised his head and asked in a low voice, "Teacher, is Genglin City far away?"

He Lanba glanced down at him, then looked at the TV forecast: "It's far away."

"How far is it?"

"When you get to Genglin City, you will already be a big golden retriever. When I get to Genglin City, I will already be an old Dubin."

Archer didn't speak, and lay down again, his eyes reflected the bustling metropolis scene in the opening title of the TV series.

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