Nonhuman Evolution Guide

All eyes were on Carl, and the little boy looked a little dazed.The little guy on the opposite side was grinning and struggling in the arms of the strange bald man, glaring at him viciously with blue eyes, and a suspicious liquid hung on his white and tender chin.

Zhang Lin suddenly felt that racial education was imperative.

The big blue bottle skillfully wiped off the little guy's saliva, then glanced at the direction of Carl and his party, and tilted his head slightly.Zhang Lin coughed and winked at his alien.He still hasn't forgotten the good deeds he has done in this world when Blue Bottle was still a little blue bottle.

Zhang Lin observed Rick's team carefully, and it seemed that they were not smaller than they should be.But this does not prove that the big blue bottle has no hatred with them - although Zhang Lin has nothing to do about it, the big blue bottle back then was a former god servant of the alien who was purer than the little guy Elizabeth now, not to mention rational, even sanity Not necessarily.

Even aliens have evolved wisdom after several generations of reproduction.The former little servant of God didn't have any kindred, relying entirely on instinct, even Zhang Lin couldn't be harsh on him—although Wieland still resolutely refused to stay in the same room with the big blue bottle so far.

Although Zhang Lin felt that judging from the current situation, what Wieland should really worry about was staying in the same room with Little Al.

While the little guy was thumping with all his strength, the big blue bottle came to Zhang Lin's side. Al in his arms seemed to have noticed something, wrinkled his nose and sniffed the smell in the air, and looked at Zhang Lin's blue eyes. confused.

Zhang Lin grabbed the little guy and carried him into his arms. The little guy also grabbed his neck, licked his face, thought for a few seconds, and drooled happily.

Zhang Lin: "..."

There are many onlookers who don't know the truth, such as Harry's trio and Rick's group, they all silently feel that the way this family greets is a bit strange-but knowing that this is a family is limited to those who have heard a little fact It's just a trio of little wizards. Rick and his team just feel that the experience of these two days is even weirder than the zombie-filled doomsday. Many so-called "parallel universe visitors" came out of this thing called "dimension bridge". Forget it, and more than half of them are old, weak, sick and disabled?

Al scratched Zhang Lin's face, and happily turned his head to look at the delicious human beings around him. The meaning couldn't be simpler, just one word - let's eat.

Zhang Lin thought for a while, and stuffed the little guy back into the big blue bottle's arms...

The big blue bottle glanced at Zhang Lin, and skillfully wiped off the drool on the little guy's chin.The little guy turned his head unhappily, worked hard to make another lump, and angrily yelled at the big blue bottle: "Ba...ba!"

Zhang Lin and the big blue bottle looked at each other in unison.Alien strikes first: "She's talking about me."

Not to be outdone, Zhang Lin said, "Impossible, it's me."

Rick and his party next to him: "..." So this kind of thing was fought over.

At this time, the number of people beside the vortex had reached a considerable scale, and many zombies approached unsteadily in the dark, but they still failed to disturb them.Except for Zhang Lin, Big Blue Bottle, and maybe Little Al, the humans couldn't even notice the queens lurking around slowly moving around, let alone the sound of zombies falling to the ground when they were shot in the head by the queen.

Until another person who could also perceive this stepped over from the vortex.

Ripley and Kaur are still dressed in different styles, and they seem to have passed through a future science fiction film, even though Rick and the others are already standing beside five Armstrongs.

As soon as Ripley came over, he frowned slightly and listened carefully, then raised an eyebrow at Zhang Lin with a meaningful expression: "It looks like you have a good record?"

Kaur was startled when he heard the words, and couldn't help but looked around.

"Yes," Zhang Lin smiled, "Aliens are everywhere."

Kaur: "..."

"Even if the three laws are rewritten, what is the principle of inertial thinking?" Zhang Lin poked Wieland, "Is your company researching this?"

"Shut up." Wieland replied angrily, "Whether rewriting or not rewriting has nothing to do with me."

"Yeah, it doesn't matter at all." The nerds and Zhang Lin said solemnly in unison.

Wieland: "..."

Just when Wieland was about to leave these Fish Lip teammates behind and close the dimension bridge, Ripley stopped him, "Wait, there are people behind."

Zhang Lin suddenly had a bad feeling.

The next person who came out of the vortex was not tall, but it was obviously very lethal. He grabbed the ear of the alien next to him and walked over angrily. If he had a sword in his hand, he would look more like an Amazon female warrior. .

"Stop it, little fat woman—or I'm going to—" Jerry yelled in Bernadette's hand.

"It's you who should shut up, you little bastard," Bernadette replied viciously. "Stop messing around with those Hogwarts students—and stealing Al."

Zhang Lin suddenly felt that the anger gauge that had been accumulated for a long time could be released. "Jerry!"

The boy's body shook, he glanced at Zhang Lin out of the corner of his eye, and then quietly waited for Bernadette to let go, and slipped behind Zhang Lin.

"..." Zhang Lin thought the situation was unbelievable, and looked at the big blue bottle, "This is unscientific, I remember he was in your hands all the time, how did you train him?"

"Reasonable." The big blue bottle replied lightly.

Zhang Lin: "..." You thought you were Gandhi!

"Tell him the truth that if he doesn't obey, he will be killed." The big blue bottle continued.

Zhang Lin: "..."

"By you." The big blue bottle added.

"..." Can he happily fight for custody by ruining his reputation behind his back like this!No wonder Jerry, the former little follower, will test the strength of the detection suit for Wieland, conduct research with Amy, and be carried across the dimension bridge by Bernadette's ear.After bringing the little follower back, Zhang Lin has no time to pay attention to it.Moreover, he really doesn't have much experience, and he doesn't know what problems the alien will have in the psychological conversion with human beings, so he can only throw it to the big blue bottle to take care of it-at least this is a little follower who won't betray him and has the ability to keep an eye on him. people.

Zhang Lin felt that he needed to restore his image in the mind of the little follower, because he felt that he had always convinced others with virtue. "My request to you is only not to hinder the life of human beings," he thought for a while, and said to Jerry: "And not to hinder the development of our race, do you know why?"

"Because you'll kill everyone who's against you," Jerry said. "We're here because you're going to kill everyone who's against you."

Zhang Lin: "..."

He took a deep look at Jerry patiently, "You know what kind of person I am...or an alien."

"Yeah," Jerry showed deep approval, "you broke one of my arms once."

Zhang Lin: "..." Is it really an alien with such a good memory!

On the other side, the three girls who had just passed through the vortex completely disrupted the atmosphere of the audience, and the nerds suddenly lost their positions, clumsily trying to take off their helmets and speak.

"Let me tell you for you," Zhang Lin said with a sore face, "What are you three doing here? Especially you, Petunia."

The female fighters showed dissatisfaction, and Penny raised her eyebrows: "Then tell me, what can I do? Everyone is here, I am sitting on the sofa watching TV and waiting for your news? Don't be kidding, even in There will be no pleasure in Sheldon's seat."

Sheldon's hand to take off the helmet was obviously a little more hectic.

"Oh—my dear, I just can't sit there and wait for your news—what if there is no news?" Petunia saw the scene of Leonard's helmet being shrouded in the heat of exhalation, so she could only walk over Reaching out to help, though it seemed like her behavior had Leonard completely stuck in it.

"So," Wieland watched her every move, "this is how you're going to get involved in saving the world?"

"It's us, everyone." Amy interfaced, and the girl with glasses looked very serious, "Dr. Richard told us that you don't seem to plan to come according to the original plan."

Zhang Lin glanced at Wieland, "What do you mean?"

Wieland frowned and looked at Amy, "I also want to know what this sentence means."

"We heard that you didn't want to involve irrelevant people who can't help you at first, especially your own world." Amy said, "But Dr. Richard said that your personal armed forces have long been in Wieland The company is on standby. He just used the spare dimensional bridge you left behind to go back to your world to contact them before we came over—as you ordered."

Wieland fell silent, Zhang Lin glanced at him, but did not speak.

At this time, the otaku finally took off his helmet, Leonard couldn't wait to hug Penny and gave him a deep kiss, Bernadette looked at Howard with apology, "My dear, I'm sorry, but I have to talk to you together."

"That's what I want to express." Penny said to Leonard after a breath.

"I understand." Leonard pushed his glasses, "Can I object?"

"No." Penny replied.

Leonard hesitated for a while, thought for a while, "Okay." Then he kissed Petunia again.

"Be careful," Zhang Lin felt that he had to beat the mandarin ducks, "there are still minors next to them, six of them, including a baby and a young child, you are out of your mind."

A faint voice came from the side: "Is this why you don't do it?"

Zhang Lin: "..." He calmly asked the talking big blue bottle, "What do you mean?"

Aliens are obviously not suitable for expressing emotions in human accents, so it doesn't sound so warm, "I just died once."

Of course Zhang Lin knew, and he also shared his thinking with Big Blue Bottle for this.

The alien still looked at him with that expression that didn't seem to fluctuate much, "I thought you were going to pretend to be an Earthling."

Zhang Lin: "..."

"But they are also earthlings." The big blue bottle meant something.

Zhang Lin glanced at Leonard and Penny who were still sticking together, and felt that no matter how he answered, he was not convincing.

So he can only pretend that he didn't hear what the big blue bottle said.

Under the gloomy eyes of the aliens, Zhang Lin had to bear with Sheldon, who finally took off his helmet, and chased after Penny who was kissing Leonard, and kept asking: "Did you really do that? Really?" and Amy, who was hesitating to speak next to Sheldon.

Wieland looked around the audience and seemed to have finally found someone who seemed to be reliable. He frowned and asked Ripley, "Is no one coming?"

"If you don't count the Gryffindors blocking the door of the principal's office." Ripley replied, "Jerry's masterpiece, I heard that they are classmates of these little wizards, and they are willing to save the world with them." .”

Wieland: "..."

He thought for a while, and said to Dumbledore: "I have always wanted to say something, Mr. Principal, thank you very much for the help your students provided before, but the latter thing does not seem to suit them-they can choose not to participate Come in."

"No!" The three little wizards quickly expressed their opinions when they saw that the topic was suddenly brought up to them.

"Professor Dumbledore, we are already familiar with the situation here, and we believe that magic can indeed help in warfare." Hermione said quickly, "And we have become familiar with how to fight in the past few days, we are fully equipped ability to protect."

Dumbledore's blue eyes looked at them for a while from under the glasses, and suddenly he smiled slightly, "If I were to answer, from the perspective of the headmaster, I can't let you stay."

The three little wizards showed very disappointed expressions.

"But I imagined that if I recalled decades later, there was a war that spread to several universes right in front of me, but I went back to school and taught obediently because I listened to the teacher... I would regret it for the rest of my life. The old wizard shrugged his skinny shoulders, "In order to prevent you from hating me every time you think about it, I can only let you choose."

The little wizards finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Wieland next to him glanced at the otaku and turned to Ripley: "Would you mind helping me put away the dimension bridge?"

Ripley shrugged, followed Wieland to close the dimension bridge with Kaur, and Zhang Lin also followed, because he really didn't want to hear Sheldon chasing Penny to brainwash him.

Half an hour later, the doubled team finally sat back by the campfire.

"Tomorrow morning, we will go directly back to the factory, and then take the armed team assembled by Dr. Richard, and go to Ripley's world together." After dinner, before the break, this is what Zhang Lin heard Wieland say the last sentence.

The whole night that followed was nothing but the crackling of dry branches in the campfire.Zhang Lin knew this, of course it proved that he was awake.But with a strange hearing, he knew very well that there was no long breath that should appear when a human being fell into a deep sleep.

But still no one spoke.Unanimously, everyone seemed to want to have the quietest night ever - and for a long time to come.

Due to the existence of zombies, there is no howling of wild animals in the woods. Occasionally, zombies approached staggeringly following the smell, and they would be dragged into the depths of the jungle by the queens lurking around without a sound, to taste carefully Last meal before the war.

At five o'clock the next morning, Shelton got up an hour earlier than scheduled and began pulling yellow tape around their camp.

Wieland, who couldn't sleep at all, tossed and turned in the sleeping bag, and finally got out unbearably, just in time for Sheldon to stand in front of his tent holding a seal.

"I'm so glad you woke up too. We need to preserve this place properly and set up another monument. Centuries later, when people generally invent the method of dimension travel, they will read what happened today from the monument." Thank you Leon pulled his helmet down a little, "I will fill in this item in my will, and when our story is discovered, this experience will be added to my reprinted autobiography."

Wieland: "..."

Sheldon: "Can you open it up a bit? Do you still plan to go in this tent? If you don't go in, I'll put a seal on it."

Rick couldn't help but make a statement, "I want to say, there are actually human beings in this world..."

Sheldon's movements stopped, and Leonard next to him also yawned and got out of the tent, "Moreover, civilization has not been completely lost. When the zombies are parasitized by the remaining alien eggs, the world will die in dozens of years. It can be restored to prosperity within a year.”

Sheldon held his tool and thought for a while, "Does it mean that we need to open up a new plane for this base, will it be too difficult?"

"It's not difficult at all, just dream." Zhang Lin said mercilessly.

Sheldon: "..."

Until the dimension bridge reappeared inflated in front of them, Sheldon was still nagging at Amy: "I think my IQ is polluted by the zombie virus-Amy, I think I may have a fever."

"You're just too nervous, Sheldon." Amy replied helplessly. "And you haven't taken off this detection suit, you can't be infected."

"Oh, I can't believe it, Amy." Shelton looked at Amy with incredible eyes through the thick helmet, "We have already signed a love agreement, you are my girlfriend, how could you not Noticed I just took off my helmet once yesterday."

Amy: "..."

Zhang Lin patted Amy on the shoulder when he passed by, "It's fine if you don't want to answer, I think you can try to punch him in the nose."

"...Thank you." Amy replied weakly.

"And I'm not overly stressed," Sheldon replied. "I just had my blood pressure checked an hour ago."

Amy: "..."

"It was also measured two hours ago, and two and a half hours ago." Sheldon added.

"So," Wieland turned to Sheldon before stepping into the dimension bridge first, "are you going to use your real-time blood pressure to draw a graph to record the intensity of the war?"

Sheldon: "..."

"It's better to engrave it on the back of the monument." Howard took it seriously.

When Howard's half body was also immersed in the whirlpool of black and color, Shelton suddenly said loudly: "I've decided, the name of this war is engraved on the back of the monument—it's called 'Eve'."

The long eve was shrouded in the sky above the earth by curved spaceships. The invaders hidden in the human cities were disturbed by the sudden influx of the queen's army. The fierce resistance erupted in the nearly ruined city seemed to be dying, and then quickly extinguished. .

The remaining humans thought it was another catastrophe, but the monsters that rushed in to kill the invaders receded like a tide.It wasn't until they couldn't bear it anymore and finally walked out of the base under the ruins that they saw the real intruder.

Overhead, blocking out the sun.

Standing among the alien queens, Zhang Lin stretched out his hand to them: "The war has just begun."

Farther away, the last batch of alien queens had just passed the dimension bridge, and Wieland closed the passage to the zombie world.The mercenary team from another world drove the remaining humans out of every shelter according to the stronghold information collected by the robot Kaul from this world a few months ago.Dr. Richard, Wieland's assistant Bowke, and Rick and his team, who have been familiar with Wieland's products not long ago, are showing Weiland to the trembling locals who still don't know the situation in the base that has just been established for a few months. How to use German Pulse Rifle.

Farther and farther away, Dumbledore and his three pupils were applying any non-conflicting hidden magic imaginable to the last undestroyed dimensional bridge generator.An engineer spaceship that was almost identical to the princes spaceship overhead gradually lifted off the ground, and in the cockpit on the bridge sat a pale-skinned man with the same face as the engineer.

Zhang Lin couldn't see the spaceship, but he could feel a familiar thought field gradually moving away.If it weren't for Dumbledore's proposal and analysis of the principles of magic, perhaps the Big Blue Bottle would never be able to actively grasp the secrets of the thinking field like the princes.

"So," Sheldon pursed his lips and poked his neck so that Amy could tie his apron straps from behind, "why were we in the kitchen preparing dinner for them?"

"But I have to admit that they are right," Howard replied half-heartedly. "Even that little Carl is much more correct than our gun posture..."

"Jerry!" Bernadette raised a spatula and roared, shocking Amy to accidentally draw a red mark on Sheldon's neck, "I told you it was raw meat!"

"..." The young man curled his lips in disdain, lowered his body slightly, and with the first tear of the fabric, metal thorns glowing with cold light emerged from his fingertips, back, knees, and elbows Come.Without hesitation, the alien catapults its fangs at the pile of raw meat, then leaps out of the window defiantly.

Outside the window is the endless yellow sand and a small amount of shrubs. The dark spaceship in the clouds dyes the whole world in a dark color. The alien is running and crawling, like a black shadow.

——THEEND——

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