God, your chapter H has been locked by me

Nima, who will tell him what kind of divine development this is?

Wei Ning stared blankly at the slender hand that Ms. Man Qing handed over. The palm was facing down, the index finger was pressed down, and the little finger was raised. Nima, is this posture a handshake?Put a pen cap on her little finger, it's time to catch up with Lafayette!If he didn't knelt down and yelled, he wouldn't be sorry for the awesome atmosphere!

"Where did sister-in-law get this call from? Why are you doing a hand-kissing ceremony so foreign?" The second child leaned over, pushed the dazed Wei Ning away, stretched out his hand to pinch Man Qing's fingertips, and kissed his hand : "Hello, I'm Wei Ning's classmate. He sprained his ankle two days ago to run the news. It's not convenient. I'll get you what to drink."

Man Qing looked at Wei Ning when he heard the words, and soon found his swollen ankle, she nodded: "It's okay, don't bother, I'll do it myself, what do you drink?" She walked to the kitchen familiarly, While taking something from the cabinet, he asked: "I still have some Ceylon black tea at home, do you want to try it?"

"What the hell is going on? It's too arrogant, hurry up and fight back, Weizi!" The second child was stunned, and pulled Wei Ning and whispered.

"Counterattack... the second child has misunderstood something!" Wei Ning made the second child feel frightened.

"Okay, it's time, let's put aside the internal conflicts among the people first! I didn't hear you when they challenged you! Her ex-wife knows the kitchen far better than you!"

"Then what should I do? I've only been here for a few days? Should I tell her if you want to try the newly bought KY and condoms at home?" Wei Ning said, Man Qing came out of the kitchen with a teapot, and he immediately put away Stop talking, raised his eyes to his "rival in love" and nodded his thanks, the teacup was handed over, there was a piece of bright yellow lemon floating in the black tea, and a cookie was placed on the tea tray, very particular, Wei Ning suddenly thought of the editor-in-chief He also habitually wiped off the sauce on the edge of the plate. This association made him very uncomfortable. Wei Ning glanced at the rice noodle lunch box piled up on the corner of the table, and suddenly felt that the gap between himself and the editor was like hot and sour rice noodle and Sri Lankan black tea as far away...

"Do you want to add milk? Han Xiu doesn't like things that taste too strong, so I habitually didn't add milk for you."

Wei Ning looked up at Man Qing: "Oh, when I went to eat Haagen-Dazs with him last time, I didn't hear him say that he doesn't like the taste of milk!"

The second child took a sip of tea and coughed muffledly. Man Qing smiled: "Sure enough, the taste will change? Fortunately, I brought a lot of things back, and I don't know if he still likes it. "

"Do you have instant noodles with Thai seafood flavor? He likes to eat that recently. I just bought a box from Taobao." Wei Ning drank the black tea in a few sips, and showed his small white teeth to Man Qing.

"Hehe... you are very interesting." Man Qing looked at Wei Ning: "I just called Han Xiu to tell him to come back early, and don't go out to eat at night, it's too much trouble, Han Xiu likes to eat the dumplings I made, It happened to be made for him today, what kind of stuffing would you say is good? Do you have any taboos?"

Wei Ning silently clenched the teacup: "I'm allergic to leeks and fennel, let's wrap tomatoes and eggs!"

Tomatoes are full of water, and the stuffing needs to be drained continuously, which is a big project. Even so, the editor-in-chief's ex-wife can't stop her from asking about her age, height, weight, how many people are in the family, and how many pigs she has raised. , planting a few acres of land... The US embassy didn't have to work so hard to get a visa, he just stayed at the editor's house for a few days, as for that!

"Have a girlfriend? What does she do?"

Wei Ning glanced at the smiling woman, couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Sorry, I don't have a girlfriend, I only have a boyfriend, and he is your ex-husband!"

As soon as the words fell, Man Qing suddenly laughed. She bent her eyes and looked at Wei Ning, and smiled for a long time before saying, "I can't hold it anymore? I have been waiting for your words for a long time."

"What do you mean?" Wei Ning frowned.

"Han Xiu is really too old, and he still plays house-like love with you?" Man Qing smiled: "If you think about him, you shouldn't have a relationship with him. Continue to work with him as a colleague, let him comb his head for fear that people will not catch him."

"Then if I quit my job and rely on him to support me every day at home, is it an expression of love?" Wei Ning suppressed his temper, and the second child was still present, he didn't want to make the atmosphere too tense.

It is true that the editor-in-chief has always tolerated him. It is true that the editor-in-chief has been resisting most of the pressure because of his strong fighting power. It is true that he has not sacrificed as much as the editor-in-chief... But if his scumbag life value is really comparable to Going to hit the muzzle of a gun like in the script of the novel, it really died in minutes!

Isn't he acting in Qiong Yao drama now?What he wants is sustainable development!

Wei Ning rolled his eyes at Man Qing: "Ms. Man Qing, I can understand your current mood. You must feel very wronged and incomprehensible. You spent his most stupid youth with a man and guided him to maturity. Steady and personable, but he has to be handed over to others, but this man is not worthy of your man at all..." Wei Ning sighed: "To be honest, if I were you, I would be very heartbroken and want to find this capable man. Newcomers who don’t know Mount Tai, give them a good lesson!”

Wei Ning's words seemed to surprise Man Qing, she looked at Wei Ning with some surprise: "So...you want to apologize to me, and then return him to me?"

"I do want to apologize to you, not just an apology, I also have to thank you." Wei Ning suddenly showed a smile that didn't match his appearance, and his whole face changed from delicate and pure to full of cunning: "I'm sorry, your ex-husband I have already accepted it, just treat it as a bargain for me, and treat it as bad luck for you, but your ex-husband likes men, so you have no choice but to admit it."

"However, I am the one who has made him so outstanding, who has adjusted his temperament, demeanor, aesthetics and taste."

"So I still have to thank you for cultivating a good man and affecting his aesthetics and taste, and then..." Wei Ning raised his eyebrows: "Didn't he just choose me?" He said, clasping his hands , bowed to Man Qing: "Thank you, I am very happy."

Man Qing was stunned for a moment, then suddenly shook his head and laughed out loud.At this time, the door rang, and the editor-in-chief came in hurriedly with a briefcase, his eyes first fell on Wei Ning, but he just passed by, and finally looked at Man Qing: "Why didn't you say something when you came here? "

"Isn't this a surprise for you?" Man Qing smiled. Shi Shiran walked up to the editor-in-chief and hugged him naturally. Are you talking nonsense?"

The intimacy of the two is a bit dazzling. Wei Ning was cutting the dough with a knife, but the knife became very heavy in an instant. The second child seemed to say something, but Wei Ning didn't care. He cut it with a knife, and suddenly the second child exploded in his ear. roared: "Where are you going, Wei Ning!"

Wei Ning lowered his head, the dough was covered in blood...

"How do you cut it on your hand?" The editor-in-chief ran over in three steps at a time, grabbed Wei Ning's hand and pulled it into the bedroom. Has a baby been born?"

The editor-in-chief had already found out the Band-Aid at this time, and while he was holding Wei Ning's hand to bandage it, he responded absently: "What child? With whom?"

"Your ex-wife." Wei Ning said this, suddenly a sharp pain in his chest, and his nose began to feel sore, obviously he was not so unconvinced when he was fighting wits with that woman just now, but now he suddenly felt that he was with an abandoned woman It seemed hopeless, and it seemed that if I didn't control it, I could cry immediately.He looked at the editor-in-chief who was concentrating on bandaging, and said in a low voice: "I think I should get angry now? You have been married and kept it from me. Do I have to settle accounts with you?"

"Me? Married?" The editor-in-chief looked incomprehensible, and he looked at Wei Ning for a while: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay!" Wei Ning slammed the editor-in-chief's hand away, limped out, pushed them away, and saw the second child walking towards him with a bag.

"Then what, I'll go first, don't blame my buddy for losing the chain at a critical moment, but buddy also has a hard time! The green hills don't change, and the green water flows forever. Today you beat your seniors, I'll come back and set you off with wine and firecrackers. If you are cannon fodder today, my buddies must want to avenge you!" The second child said a lot like a cannonball, and then ran away with his bag. Before Wei Ning realized what happened, he saw Tang Kai from nowhere. He came out, stopped the second child, grabbed his arm and refused to let go.

"Damn! Tang Kai, let him go! Can you be more shameless!" Wei Ning exploded immediately, limping forward, and only took two steps, someone grabbed his arm, and then the whole body Leaning into a person's arms, his waist was hugged in an instant, and a deep voice came from his ear: "There are not a few steps in total, and they will do nothing if you take two steps less. Your feet don't hurt, do you?" ?”

"Leave me alone...go play with your ex-wife!" Wei Ning struggled a bit, he really despised himself for being awkward, but he couldn't control it at all. He glared at the editor-in-chief, then pointed at Tang Kai and cursed: "Do you hear me, let go of my buddy!"

"Little gay, whose ex-wife did you just mention? Brother, when will you come out with an ex-wife?" Tang Kai grasped the contradictory point of the topic in minutes: "Does our mother know about this?" He said, looking into the room The only woman: "Mom? Did you force my brother into marriage?"

"mom?"

Wei Ning and the second child spoke out at the same time, the second child looked at Tang Kai with a look of disgust, and said angrily while struggling: "Fuck, your family is too messy!"

"Heh..." Tang Kai suddenly laughed clearly, he shook his head, and then looked at Man Qing: "Madam, are you naughty again?"

The editor-in-chief pressed his eyebrows because of this sentence, and Wei Ning was speechless when he saw Man Qing showing a very familiar smile. Wei Ning thought this expression was familiar before, but now he remembered that he was in the editor-in-chief and Tang Kai. I've seen this smile on my face. Whenever these two people have some crooked plans or bad ideas, they'll be so insidious!

"In this case, let me introduce myself again. Two children, my surname is Han. You can call me Auntie Manqing." Han Manqing smiled like a victor, and the editor-in-chief sighed, and Tang Kai followed suit. Shake your head.

Wei Ning was so depressed that he didn't recover for a long time. He grabbed the editor-in-chief's arm and squeezed it hard, turned his head and said in a low voice: "Your uncle! Your family's black belly is also inherited from your ancestors, right! I almost let your mother play to death Already!"

The author has something to say: There is no sense of disobedience about why you can treat your mother as an ex-wife, just look at Liu Xiaoqing~~

(Bring your own complaint system: Mom immigrated to Korea, right? Smecta, restore youth with one knife, Smecta!)

Then a tidbit:

Regarding the surname Han, it is actually very subtle.

For example, when the editor-in-chief interviewed Xiao Ning for the first time, it could be like this...

Xiao Ning: Hello, interviewer, my name is Wei Ning, and I am a college student looking for an internship.

Editor-in-Chief: Hello, my name is Han.

Xiao Ning: Ah, that's it... Then shall I pour some brown sugar water for you?Sexual cold is best not to catch a cold!

Editor-in-Chief: You can go now.