[Comprehensive British and American] Panda's Struggle

"Ahem, since everyone is here, let's stop talking nonsense. The main theme of this year's competition is to test who knows Panda the best. The reward for victory is self-evident, which is Panda's temporary foster care. This was clearly stated when sending the invitation." Xiaoyu stood in the middle of the Chinese restaurant and announced.

"First question, may I ask, who is Pang Da in the following ten panda photos with different pictures? Please use your mobile phone to choose the answer from your respective team members." Casey read out the first question.

The representative of the Justice League, Barry, felt bitter. The reason why he was selected was because he was the closest to Pang Da, but...he knew Pang Da's people!Not his boobs!Not to mention that his panda body is different from other pandas! !He really couldn't tell who was who among the ten pandas! ! !They really do look the same! !

Tony, the representative of the Avengers, raised his eyebrows and chose the answer in seconds.

Charles, a member of the mutant team, calmly chose the answer with a smile. Magneto, who was sitting opposite Charles, frowned, with a look of bitterness and hatred on his face.

Mycroft, a member of the British representative team, chose the answer calmly and confidently, and then glanced at the audience, his expression was exactly the same as that of Sherlock who was sitting next to him.Watson was sitting next to Sherlock with a dazed look on his face. After seeing that all the representatives had chosen the answer, he carefully tugged on Sherlock's sleeve.

"Sherlock, do they look different??" Watson asked in a low voice.

"These are ten different pandas! The first one's black eyes are flatter than Panda's, the second one's white fur is yellowish, the third one's black fur is lighter, the fourth one's straps are more stylish, and the fifth one's Just, please~ Needless to say? The overall fur color is different, brownish! The seventh ear is different in size and proportion, the eighth nose is different in color, the ninth has a different belly fur color, and the tenth, This is the only one that is deceptive." Speaking of this, Sherlock paused, "At least the parts in the picture look almost the same, but unfortunately, Panda's eating habits are completely different from his."

T'Challa of the Wakanda team heard Sherlock's analysis at the next table, pursed his lips, and the corners of his mouth dropped by one centimeter.Su Rui behind T'Challa cheered T'Challa up.

"Next is the second question. It's still a question about looking at pictures. Excuse me, what is Pang Da doing in the picture?" The displayed picture was truncated in half, and only Pang Da's lower body and round, hairy buttocks were shown on the picture. , the calf is drooping, the background is blurred, but the floor can be seen in front of him.

The contestant representatives carefully observed half of the photo and thought hard.

Deadpool, a player of the mercenary team, wrote down the answer on his mobile phone and sent it with confidence.Crossbones sitting next to him saw the answer sent by Deadpool, and slapped Deadpool on the back of the head, "Idiot! It's obviously not the answer!"

"I beep-beep beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep--you dare to do something to your father!! Tell you that if it is not because the representative team needs to gather enough people, your deadpool father will follow you as a supporting role Form a team! Dad, I have an independent movie! Even the most popular beep-beep—the Avengers and X-Men, not everyone has this treatment!" Deadpool immediately fought with Crossbones, and they The death knell next to him kept pulling sideways, and the more he pulled, the more he beat him. Finally, the three of them were expelled by the store manager.

"Quick! Tell me the answer!" Ignoring the situation of the mercenary team at the next table, the representative player Xingjue grabbed Rocket and asked for the answer.

"How the hell do I know??" Rocket stared.

"Aren't you a raccoon, and you look similar to a red panda? Maybe the raccoon and the red panda belonged to the same family! That means you and the giant panda are also relatives! You should know better!" Xingjue said. soundtrack.

"Go away - how many times do I have to say that! I beep - it's not a raccoon!! And a raccoon and a red panda are not the same creature!" Rocket shouted angrily.

"Well, that's right, I've seen pictures of red pandas, and red pandas are much cuter than raccoons." Gamora said coolly beside him.

Rocket is beside him angrily trying to draw his gun, and he is crushed by the most dangerous woman in the universe.

Stefan Qi of the mage team raised his hand slightly, and a sword hung in front of Ste Finch's neck in the next second.

Stefinch looked up and saw Wonder Woman holding her sword up to him, and said fiercely, "Don't even think about it, little wizard!"

Stefinch let go of the Eye of Agamotto hanging around his neck, "And, again, it's not a wizard, it's a mage." Displeased that the plan failed, Stefinch turned around to discuss the answer with his companions, but saw Wang looked at Wonder Woman with a look of nympho, and Stefinch rushed up in a fit of anger and kicked Wang.

After a while, Xiaoyu, who had finished collecting the answers, looked at the answers. Not surprisingly, most of them knelt down, cleared their throats, and continued to announce, "Okay, the third question is very simple, Panda's favorite food."

As soon as this question came out, everyone was confident in their answers, especially Barry, the representative of the Justice League, finally had a question he could answer! !

Everyone quickly wrote down the answers, but Charles was thoughtful and waited for a moment before editing the answers.

Also hesitating for a while was the British team's Mycroft, but it was only a moment of hesitation, and he immediately resumed his confident posture.

After collecting the answers, Xiaoyu was not surprised by the result, and continued, "The next question is, Panda's age."

Everyone fell into deep thought after listening. The Mage team took the lead in picking up their mobile phones to answer this time, followed by Sol, a player from the Asgard team.

Hela, who was sitting behind Sol, rolled her eyes, "Finally you know one question! You are so useless!"

Loki sat next to Hela, and also taunted Thor.After Sol sent the answer, he felt tired for a while. It was obvious that the two of them had chosen him as the representative before they came, and it was more like the two of them who took Panda over.As a result, I didn't care about anything after I came here, just mocking myself.

Mycroft pondered for a while, but Sherlock next to him couldn't hold back, and was about to grab the phone and answer.Mycroft slapped Sherlock's hand off, "Don't move, do you think I don't know what number you are thinking, I told you it was wrong."

Sherlock withdrew his hand, glared at Mycroft, pursed his lips, his face was unhappy, but his brain was not working.

After counting the answers, Casey walked to the center and announced the next question, "This question is not written by us, but by Panda. When Panda makes this pose, it represents Panda's state. "

Speaking of Xiaoyu putting the dumplings on the table in the middle of the Chinese restaurant, Pang Da slowly got up from the table, stood firm, and then propped up his waist with one paw, and kept lifting the paw straight forward.

The following questions are more conventional question and answer questions, and mostly multiple choice questions.It's just that between a few teams, such as the Asgard team and the British representative team, there are quarrels from time to time.

Finally, when the results were announced, it was no surprise that the British team, the mutant team, and the Avengers team broke into the top three.

As for the final questions, Pang Da was still the one who came up with the questions, and Xiao Yu brought Pang Da to the table again.First, Pang Da stretched out his two paws, paused for a while, and then Pang Da's two paws gestured in the air, forming a heart shape together. , and then put the two paws together, and then slowly separate the two paws until the two paws have been stretched apart and can no longer be opened.Then Pang Da put his head down and tried his best to break off the fingers on his paws.In the end, he really couldn't overlap his fingers, so he simply intertwined his two paws and tapped.

When it was over, Pang Da unfastened his claws, then moved his fingers so that only nine fingers were exposed, and then quickly put away the five fingers on the left paw, leaving only the four fingers on the right paw. with.Then Pang Da drew two more circles with his little paws. After the circles were drawn, the little paws would hang down, and then he lifted them up to make gestures again.

Immediately afterwards, Pang Da bowed to signify the end of the performance.

Xiao Yu picked up Pang Da and praised Pang Da for his great performance.

Others are: ? ? ?

Most of the people present didn't even know Chinese, let alone Chinese poetry.Barry, Saul and others are glad that they have been eliminated.

Whether it is the team that entered the finals, McCoff and Charles thought for a moment, then picked up their mobile phones and answered with confidence.

In the end, the Avengers team stopped in the top three and lost to Huaguo's traditional literature. Tony's whole body seemed to be covered by dark clouds.

Charles and Mycroft looked at each other, and they both saw the meaning in each other's eyes. As a matter of course, the two sides knew from the beginning that the final competition was between each other.

"The last question." This time the store manager announced the question.

Mycroft and Charles looked at the store manager, concentrated, and waited for the next step.

"The last question, how many black hairs and how many white hairs does Pang Da have all over his body? Answer within ten seconds."

"Pfft—" Barry, who was already drinking tea and watching a show, spat out a mouthful of water.

Both Mycroft and Charles had already picked up their mobile phones. For ten seconds, the two couldn't help but think about it. It was only enough to edit the two digital answers and send them out.

The final results were announced, and the Mutants won.

Mycroft stood up abruptly, and he lost!

On the other hand, Charles smiled gently at McCoff, and patiently explained, "Hank once gave Panda a full-body examination, and the scan and records were very thorough, including how many hairs Panda had."

The author has something to say: Because everyone is looking forward to Pang Da's loss of the horse, he wrote another chapter to grab Pang Da's large Shura field.

Who will guess the sentence 1. What is Panda doing in that picture/what is the first half of that picture, 2. Panda’s favorite food, 3. What is the poem, what is the first half of that picture~