[Comprehensive British and American] Panda's Struggle

"Cultivation??" It comes from a certain pseudo-old man who has slept for 70 years and missed the rise of Huaguo and rejoined the era of superpowers.

"Cultivation???" It comes from a technical geek who is obsessed with engineering and only knows what cutting-edge technology and weapons Huaguo has, but not Huaguo's pop culture.

"Cultivation!!" It came from a young man who had been exported from Huaguo culture.

"En! Cultivation!" It came from a certain western man who had been fooled by the Hua people and was determined to continue this deception.

"Cultivation means that human beings can transcend themselves and become immortals through cultivation!" Pietro said on behalf of his teammates, with a little excitement in his tone, which is almost the same as the excitement of Western children discovering that Captain America is really alive, "So What is Fat Daguan cultivating? So is he cultivating? What level has he reached? Foundation building? Golden core? Nascent baby?" It can be said that he is very knowledgeable.

"That's a long story..." Barry took a deep breath, and before he could continue, he heard everyone's voices coming from the communicator.

"Let's make a long story short!!" Everyone had to listen to this gossip while observing the battle situation and supporting them at any time.Barry, who had typed out a draft, was choked immediately, and he was going to add bricks and tiles to Peter's story!

Even the Wonder Woman next to Barry came over with great interest, and said beside him, "I have heard of Huaguo cultivation when I was a child. But the Huaguo immortals are very mysterious even to the gods of the West, and in the It disappeared tens of thousands of years ago. I only heard the legend when I was a child."

Everyone in the Avengers followed Barry's communicator and heard Wonder Woman's words. Although most people still don't know who Wonder Woman is, these words have no intention of making everyone more curious about Barry's revelation.After all, Barry is an employee working in a Chinese restaurant, so it is not surprising that he has a deeper understanding of Pang Da and knows some secrets.So they all pricked up their ears, waiting for Barry's next words, and the impatient Pietro had already started urging.Batman next to him silently moved closer. After all, Panda showed such a powerful force that he could even be said to be superior to Superman. Even if Barry and the others didn't say anything, Batman was going to go back and start investigating.Superman, on the other hand, stood there calmly, his ears actually pricked up.

Barry took a deep breath again, and then told the whole story in one breath very fast, "Pang Da is the manager of the Chinese restaurant - a Chinese fairy who has lived for hundreds of millions of years. Superman is still a few levels stronger than all superheroes! The apprentice who came down to earth is fat, gengu, Qingqi, born with good materials for cultivation, so he was favored as an apprentice since he was a child, and now he is also omnipotent and super powerful!"

After speaking, Barry took two quick breaths.

The manager of the Chinese restaurant is known to the Avengers. So far, everyone will never forget that during the Great War in New York, New York was in chaos, and there were fleeing and panicked citizens everywhere. Only the Chinese restaurant was not broken. The three of them in the restaurant were even more calm playing poker in the store.Wonder Woman and Batman are a little confused, the manager of the Chinese restaurant?Which Chinese restaurant?So Panda has a more powerful master? ?

Just as everyone in the Avengers and Wonder Woman digested Barry's words, the monster had grown arms again. Although it was a little smaller than before, as the heroes stopped, Panda only attacked the vital points, so the monster didn't There is no energy source to recharge the absorption.Also aware of Pang Da's threat, the monsters now concentrate on attacking Pang Da.

Panda moves freely in the air and flies dexterously. Compared with the originally very agile monster, Panda is much clumsy.Pang Da danced his sword and flew around the monster, causing many wounds. In order to restore the wounds, the monster had to constantly extract energy to repair them, gradually shrinking.Each of Pang Da's swords uses spiritual power to condense a tangible sword intent, which consumes a lot of spiritual power, and when condensing, the spiritual power must be compressed as much as possible to the extent that monsters cannot absorb it, in order to cause damage.If it wasn't for the limited kryptonite gas, Panda would not be willing to consume too much.

Seeing that the time had come, Pang Da reappeared the kryptonite gas given by Batman just now in his hand. After throwing it at the monster, he injected sword energy, and immediately the green gas surrounded the monster.

Pang Da pierced the monster's heart with a sword, and in the end, in order to prevent the monster's vitals from being different from humans, he directly retracted the sword, pulled his hand, and swung the sword backhand. When the sword did not touch the monster's body, he directly chopped it off with sword energy head of the monster.

"呵——" the sword was sheathed, and then disappeared into Pang Da's hand.

At this moment, everyone had just digested the gossip just now, and then they looked at the monster dead and completely cold.

"So fast?!" So they just delivered a nuclear bomb after being busy for a long time, so it's better to put Fat Da? !

Everyone in the Fulian praised Panda one after another, Pietro hugged Panda and cheered, and Tony also went to Panda to praise Panda.Everyone can see that Pang Da is a bit over-used, so his movements are relatively slow.

Wonder Woman was still thinking about what Barry said just now, Superman heaved a sigh of relief, and watched Panda and the others with a smile.Batman still looked at Panda with a serious expression.An opponent who was difficult to deal with even Superman was dealt with by that child who looked like a minor. What kind of strength is this?

When Superman turned around, he saw Batman's expression, walked up to Batman, and patted Batman, "Don't worry too much, I'm not sure about the others, but that kid is a good kid. The only thing he wants to do is Just to protect everyone. I also saw him during the New York War. At that time, I thought he was just an ordinary teenager, and I saw him trying to find opponents to help us deal with aliens from a distance."

Batman looked back at Superman and said slowly, "I know."

"It's useless, this man has a deep crisis of trust." Wonder Woman walked to the side of the two men, folded her arms, and looked at Fat Da and the Avengers over there. "Boys, I have an idea."

Batman had obviously guessed what Wonder Woman was going to say, while Superman looked blankly at Wonder Woman waiting for the next one.

Wonder Woman used the rope of truth to trap Barry who was standing aside watching the fun.

"Today's cooperation is very pleasant, how about we also form an alliance?" Wonder Woman said.

In fact, during the battle, Batman thought about this proposal and its feasibility.After the incident in the Capitol was clarified, Batman's hostility towards Superman eased, but it was not fundamentally eliminated. They got together today because Lex attracted them.Fortunately, the confrontation before the battle at least allowed Batman to explain the actions of Lex that he found out one by one, and explained Lex's plan to deliberately provoke them. Although the two could not completely eliminate their prejudice against each other, at least they could not. Be hostile to each other again.That's why there was a scene where the two teamed up to deal with monsters before the Avengers arrived.

It was also at the moment when Superman was about to sacrifice himself and rush into space that Batman felt that this proposal was not impossible.That's why he didn't immediately refuse after guessing Wonder Woman's intentions.When facing an opponent of the same magnitude as this monster, it is impossible for him to defeat alone, and the Avengers are recruited by SHIELD. Fundamentally speaking, it is absolutely impossible for Batman to join, even because of the Avengers. The intervention of S.H.I.E.L.D. made Batman more eager to form an alliance in case the Avengers were manipulated by S.H.I.E.L.D. or they lost control. After all, the Hulk alone among the Avengers was enough to make Batman vigilant.

Barry's eyes widened, "Me?? Why me...? And you??" He just came to help, why did he suddenly want to form a group with Superman? ?Although he admires Superman, yes... and he is different from Pietro. He has neither physical training nor courage as Pietro. Didn't think about being a superhero or anything.

Batman quite agrees with Wonder Woman to bring Barry. Barry's speed can do a lot of things, with proper training, he can both attack and defend, and can also serve as support.

When Batman and the others were discussing to form an alliance, Pang Da shouted to go back to the Chinese restaurant. Everyone saw that Pang Da's face was a little pale, and they were afraid that he was exhausted. Everyone expressed that they would send Pang Da home, and everyone was still arguing. Suddenly, a puff of smoke covered Panda, and when the smoke cleared, Panda had disappeared.

"Wow! Cool!" Everyone panicked, only Pietro was very calm and shouted cool. "Is this supposed to be an immortal method? I often see immortals using methods such as flying through the clouds and riding the fog."

Before everyone could find Pang Da, a helicopter flew over, it was a military helicopter, and came to check the situation.The twins, who were impatient with dealing with the authorities, slipped away immediately, and Batman and Superman also left one after another.The strange thing is that the US team, who usually stays to deal with the aftermath and communicate with the authorities, also left this time. In the end, only Natasha, Hawkeye, and Tony remained.

Normally speaking, Tony must be the first to leave, but this time, Tony stayed in order to unify the official caliber of Black Widow and Hawkeye.With Superman as an example, Tony pulled Hawkeye and Natasha to let them unify the statement that it was a monster that everyone worked together to eliminate.In particular, the role of kryptonite is emphasized, rather than human power.Natasha and Clinton nodded. After all, it was the military, not S.H.I.E.L.D., so they understood what to say.As for S.H.I.E.L.D., Tony didn't expect the two agents to hide from S.H.I.E.L.D., so he had to find a way to mediate in order to prevent them from using or listing Panda as a threat.

Tony sighed. He used to worry that Panda was not strong enough, but now that Panda is too strong, he is even more worried.There are other people present today besides the Avengers. Superman and Barry Tony are not worried, but that woman and Batman.Tony has already started to ask Jarvis to track down the identities of the two, and he has to stop them before they publicize what happened today, otherwise Superman yesterday may become Panda's tomorrow.

As for Panda...

"Hey~ Panda is back? How did you use your body to come back? You didn't show your body in front of outsiders, did you?" The metropolis is not far from New York. When the monster appeared, New Yorkers drove away one after another, and even the media couldn't help it. After shooting the battle situation, who knows if the battle will affect New York, after all, life is important, and we can't afford to gamble.So the Chinese restaurant also closed early, Xiaoyu and the others returned to the apartment, guessing that Pang Da should also go this time, discussing whether Pang Da can make a successful move this time, after taking Pang Da, he suddenly appeared in the living room in his original form .

"Baa..." After the black and white Xiaotuanzi appeared, he lay down on the blanket directly, making a very small sound, and he was not as full of air as usual.

Xiaoyu immediately stepped forward to pick up the dumpling, and rubbed the panda's little head, "Oh, what's wrong with you, Pang Da? Is this an injury? You've turned back into your body directly! Manager!"

As he spoke, Xiaoyu looked anxiously at the store manager.The store manager came over to check on Panda.

"It's okay, it's just a little over-consumption. Pang Da has only been promoted not long ago, and the spiritual energy absorbed from the ether particles last time was used to advance. It seems that a lot of spiritual energy has been consumed in this battle, so he is a little out of strength."

Xiaoyu was relieved after hearing this, and Casey also leaned beside him, patted Pang Da's back lightly, "Then should we send Pang Da to Asgard? At least there is more aura than here, and it will be easier to recover." faster?"

"But in Panda's current state, it's more appropriate to stay with someone by his side. When Panda went to Asgard last time, he got some Ulu metal from Asgard. This material can be stored Energy, such as magic and aura. Thor’s hammer is made of this metal, so Panda feels aura. I made Wulu into something like a power bank, which can let Panda Hold." After speaking, the store manager took out a metal ball.

"Then how long will Panda last like this?" Xiaoyu took the metal ball and stuffed it into Panda's arms. The panda cub who had closed his eyes eagerly hugged the metal ball without even opening his eyes.

"Not necessarily, this time Panda consumes too much, and the energy in the metal ball is not too much, Panda himself will practice and recover slowly." Anyway, it is a sweet burden for them to keep Panda's original shape, and it is also a burden for them. Don't worry, with the power bank, at least it won't make Pang Da feel uncomfortable, so there is no need to rush for a while.

The next day, the Chinese restaurant was open as usual. Although there were not many customers, there were still some people. Following the report in the middle of last night, everyone rushed back to New York one after another. It’s just that after such a tossing all night, most people chose to ask for leave and make up at home. sleep.There are only a few who are forced to go to work with a hard face and come to the Chinese restaurant to eat with a sad face, shouting that the food in the Chinese restaurant is the biggest motivation for them to go out today.Of course, they selectively ignored the best delivery service of the Chinese restaurant in the United States, which is extremely fast and punctual.

Barry came to report early in the morning. When he came, he also asked about Panda's situation. Casey told Barry that Panda consumed too much yesterday and is now resting and recovering.After Barry heard this, he wanted to visit. Casey told Barry that Panda needs to rest alone now, and he will not be disturbed. If he wants Panda, he can just call him directly. "It's not necessary to meet each other these days, they are all young people."

Barry was successfully persuaded, and then Casey went to work, because Barry was the one who took care of several, and both Casey and Xiaoyu took turns, so Xiaoyu took care of Panda at home today, only showing up at meal times, not even at meals If you eat in a Chinese restaurant, take a large box of food away.

In the afternoon, several waves of special people came one after another.

The first wave was the twins. As soon as they walked through the door, Steve came back. Today is not a day for him to work part-time. Obviously, he came for the same purpose as the twins. Before they could open their mouths, Tony drove his high-profile sports car coming.The car had just stopped when Natasha also came.All the Avengers who were at the scene last night were present, and the only absent Hawkeye was also represented by Natasha.

Everyone had the same goal, "Where's Panda?"

In the end, the store manager personally came out to deal with this battle.

"Pang Da came back last night."

"Pang Da is fine, but he is a bit over-consumed and resting."

"Want to see Pang Da? Now Pang Da needs to rest and recover alone. It is inconvenient to be disturbed."

"Want to contact Panda? Yes, you can send messages as you like."

"I have one last question!" Pietro raised his hand.

The store manager looked at Pietro, "Ask."

"Shop manager, are you really a fairy? An oriental fairy? Cultivation power? Pang Da is as powerful as your apprentice, so what level is your strength?? Do you have any special abilities?" Pietro said asked excitedly.

After hearing this question, the store manager's eyes were a little ethereal, and then he looked at Casey.Casey spread her hands innocently, "Whatever my business. It must be Peter or Barry."

The store manager raised his eyebrows, "You are the root of all evil."

"No, Xiaoyu is the root of the crime." Casey blamed it without hesitation.

"I knew Barry was talking nonsense." When others were stunned by the conversation between the store manager and Casey, Tony said expectantly.He worked with Jarvis all night last night, and finally broke through the Huaguo Firewall, although he couldn't track down the identities of the store manager and Pang Da.But at least some traces of the store manager and Xiaoyu’s activities can be found. For example, there are many store managers in the re-emergence of Huaguo. Unfortunately, many materials have been destroyed. Obviously, Huaguo does not want to leave any information about the store manager. .The time was too short, and Tony and Jarvis could barely figure out that Panda didn't follow the store manager to practice something since he was a child, but just appeared out of thin air in recent years.

The other Avengers immediately realized what was going on, and glared at Barry, especially Pietro, who was already rubbing his fists and said that he wanted to talk to his good brother.Barry spread his hands, "You can't catch me. Besides, this is the tradition of Chinese restaurants. Tradition!"

While talking, Barry told the story of how he was fooled at the beginning, and shared the experience of Peter being fooled.

"So, what are the identities of the store manager and Panda?" Pietro asked, but just after asking, he waved his hand, "Forget it, forget it! If I didn't ask, you would definitely make up another story! Big ass eyes!"

The others saw the store manager and Casey with childish expressions, and they knew that it was impossible for them to ask anything from the store manager.Instead of asking them, it's better to wait for Pang Da to get well, and then get a routine from Pang Da.

After making a plan in his mind, Pietro took out his mobile phone, opened the chat tool, greeted Panda, and then cared about Panda's condition.

Inside the staff apartment of the Chinese restaurant.

Xiaoyu rinsed the fed tableware and put it in the dishwasher, walked to the sofa and sat down, looking kindly at the black and white dumpling on the living room floor.

In the middle of the carpet, a panda cub sat on the carpet with its black legs encircled by a metal ball. Its white, furry buttocks merged with the white carpet. Bluetooth keyboard.Because the sharp nails on the front paws cannot be retracted, it is very difficult to touch the screen, so Xiaoyu gave Panda an external Bluetooth keyboard to facilitate his typing. The tablet is also afraid that the screen of the mobile phone is too small to be convenient for reading and using. Panda's, so the above applications, including chat tools, are also ready-made.Even so, Pang Da had to correct it twice every few words he typed, because the structure of the bear claw made it difficult to only raise one of the fingers, and he always accidentally poked the keys next to it.After Pang Da finished typing a complete sentence and sent it, the little black and white ball hugged the metal ball and sighed, as if fighting a tough battle.

Looking at Xiaoyu next to her, she almost endured internal injuries, she is so cute la la la la la! ! !It's a pity that I can't show it, otherwise it will hurt Pang Da's self-esteem. After all, Pang Da always prefers others to think that he is mighty and powerful.

"Does Panda need help? I can type for you~" Xiaoyu leaned down and said softly to Panda.Panda maintains his original form and can speak.It's just that there is no such need on weekdays.

Panda Tuanzi shook his head, saying that he could do it.

Xiaoyu didn't ask any more questions, and took down the glass of milk that was poured for Pang Da on the coffee table and put it beside Pang Da so that he could drink it when he was thirsty.It can be said to be very considerate.

Before Pang Da had time to drink the milk, the tablet beeped, and there were several new messages. This time, Panda raised his buttocks and typed on his stomach.After Pang Da finished replying everyone's greetings, he found that there were more than a dozen messages sent by those people just now.Pang Da got impatient, he tapped lightly with his little paw, and the bluetooth keyboard was declared dead, and died one day.

Xiaoyu picked up Pang Da who had lost his mind, stuffed the milk into Pang Da's hand, and comforted him softly, "It's all right, I won't go back if I don't want to. If they can't find you, they will go directly to the Chinese restaurant. When the time comes The store manager and Casey are there to deal with it. You can just rest at ease~ Fat Da has done a great job this time!"

Thinking of his heroic performance yesterday, Pang Da was immediately slapped by Xiaoyu, swept away the state of mental collapse just now, and happily sat on the little bed with his charging treasure in his arms to watch TV together.

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