[Comprehensive] The correct strategy of Xueba

A few months after the unexpected encounter with Loki, the world is still normal, and there is no sign of another evil god at all.Not only Wei Yang, but Sherlock also heaved a sigh of relief, and began to reorganize his plan.

The weather is getting colder and colder, and it has already snowed several times.Before Christmas, in the countryside of Sussex, country cottages turned into frosted houses; the scarecrows in the field were hung with small colored lights, flashing and flashing, reflecting the warm orange light cast from the house. Light, almost like a large gingerbread man with the alluring aroma of cinnamon.

In one of the living rooms, Wei Yang is decorating a Christmas tree on a ladder.Although robots can do this long ago, many people still prefer to do it by themselves, which looks more family-like.He put the flapping candy fairy in his hand on top, and reached out to Sherlock below: "Give me that—not the soldier in the bearskin cap, but the sorrel cat that meows; and the bee, Take two more."

Standing by the tree, Sherlock looked rather displeased - not about him being called, but about Wei Yang's Christmas tree decorations. "Seriously," he said a little meanly, "why do you like something that only girls like?"

For his poisonous tongue, Wei Yang has long practiced the useful function of entering the left ear and exiting the right ear. "If you're talking about cats, I must say that there are plenty of people who think they're cute; besides, bees are not in the aesthetic range of ordinary girls. So, with all due respect, your argument is not enough to prove your argument. ’ he said as he hung up the Chocolate Bee, which was still humming in a pleasant low voice—trinkets are getting more elaborate these days.

Sherlock just wanted to roll his eyes.He now feels that Wei Yang's previous catchphrase was really correct - the days when Yang could jump with a single word are gone forever!Moreover, he doesn't actually have a problem with the bees themselves, but with Wei Yang's description——

What is it that he looks like a cat when he blows his hair, and like a bee when he has a poisonous tongue! WTF!

Worse than that.If he doesn't help hang these "love bauble" on the Christmas tree now, Phantom will take over the job-

joke!Let Phantom do everything, so what about his status?What about his presence!

These reasons have created the current situation.No matter how angry or unwilling Sherlock is, he still has to complete the work of decorating the house with Wei Yang—put away the mountain-like experimental instruments and replace them with snow-white tablecloths; Clean up, a vase of freshly cut roses; Christmas dinner in the kitchen is almost done, and they can enjoy it when the tree is set up.

After 10 minutes, Wei Yang finally nodded in satisfaction and climbed down from the shelf. "What do you think?" he asked deliberately.

Of course Sherlock could hear that Wei Yang did it on purpose.But the problem is that no matter what he says, Wei Yang won't take it seriously, not at all!This made him unable to arouse the interest of being vicious!So he didn't speak, trying to express his disdain with his eyes.

Wei Yang was overjoyed. "Don't you think it suits you and this room?"

Looking at this narrow smiling face, Sherlock felt that he couldn't bear it any longer. "You better know what you're doing," he said, warningly. "You know the consequences."

"Consequences? How?" Wei Yang said, seemingly unintentionally took two steps closer, and raised one hand to put on Sherlock's shoulder. "You mean this?" he said as the hand slid forward, following Sherlock's jawline to his chin.

Sherlock was unmoved.Do you want to calm down his anger by just being nice?If he surrendered so easily, he wouldn't be Sherlock!

At this time, the distance between the two bodies was already very close, and each could see his own reflection in the other's eyes.Wei Yang saw a stare in his unblinking gray eyes, and couldn't help laughing. "Don't look at me like that," he said, turning his head to let their lips touch each other, "You know I can't resist..."

The rest of the words disappeared between the lips.The flames were burning in the fireplace, and the shadows of the two on the carpet danced with the firelight, gradually merging together...

"Boom-boom!"

Suddenly a low muffled sound came from outside the window.

"What's wrong?" Wei Yang found a space in the gap between kisses and asked.All around here is the peaceful countryside, and it is impossible to make such a sound. "An extra-large hailstone fell?"

"Leave it alone." Sherlock, who was always full of curiosity, was uncharacteristically at this moment, leaning over and pressing Wei Yang into the sofa.No matter what it is, give him the back row!Isn't it just right for the warm fire and charming atmosphere...

"Reminder, the falling object is within [-] meters in diameter of you and has signs of life."

"Reminder, the lifeform is coming towards the nearest luminous target."

"Reminder, unknown creatures are approaching..."

The alarm system was triggered, and the voice of the artificial intelligence kept echoing in the house.Sherlock finally couldn't do it any longer, and was quite out of breath. "Who the hell?!" He almost growled when he said that, walking towards the door.

"Hey, Sherlock!" Wei Yang stood up behind him, straightening his collar, "Don't open the door..." At least wait until the artificial intelligence returns the exact data!

But Sherlock was so angry that he couldn't control it so much.He slammed the door open, and fine snowflakes blew in from outside.Then both of them saw an ordinary-looking man walking towards them with his head half down and one hand still wiping his glasses——

"...Bruce?" Wei Yang's eyes widened.

The sound made the man lift his head.In the next second, his eyes glowed with excitement: "Yang? We finally succeeded!"

15 minute later.

Dr. Bruce Banner sat on the sofa, feeling a bit cramped.After the initial excitement passed, he noticed Sherlock whose face was as dark as the bottom of the pot.Look at the surrounding decorations, no matter how stupid you are, you will know that the timing is wrong, let alone he is not stupid!

"You and Tony turned to study the space tunnel after I left?" Wei Yang was so surprised that he didn't notice Sherlock's one-sided eyes and shot, "You succeeded?"

"We have experimented many times." Banner carefully avoided Sherlock's murderous eyes, and answered Wei Yang's question. "In this matter, I am more suitable than Tony, because cosmic rays cannot cause damage to my body."

Wei Yang nodded, then shook his head and said, "But you shouldn't take risks."

"We didn't intend to rush this way." Benna adjusted his glasses, "But you have to know, Thor is going crazy-he took Tony and me directly to the Rainbow Bridge, let us study it, so we can find the way to pass the bridge. A secret passage to other worlds! His little girlfriend was there, but in the end she couldn't take it anymore and slapped him and broke up completely!"

"...Because you want to find Loki?" Wei Yang continued this sentence almost speechlessly.In fact, there was no need to ask, he had already guessed the result.

"...you know? I haven't said it yet!" Banner was more surprised than he was, but then he came back to his senses: "Do you know where Loki is? Loki...is here?"

"That's right." Sherlock replied with a gloomy face. "He came earlier, and he is now in the third grade of English literature at Cambridge; because of his excellent performance, his tutor wants him to study for a Ph. D." one!

This shocked Banner more than a comet hitting the earth. "...What?" He couldn't close his mouth for a moment. "While we were making a fuss over him, you told me he was studying English literature?" That's not what the April Fool's Day joke said!

Under his expectant and negative eyes, Wei Yang could only nod his head. "Have to say, he's done a great job and everybody loves him."

Banner's eyeballs were about to drop.Where they are going to destroy the earth, but here they are so harmless?So why on earth did they help Thor get Loki back?Of course, they weren't voluntary in the first place, but...

"So now you know what you want to know, hurry back!" Sherlock couldn't wait to start chasing people away.

Wei Yang couldn't hold back and gave him a smack secretly.Is there any host who does this?

Sherlock glared back at him.It's Christmas for the two of us!

Banner saw this undercurrent.He felt embarrassed that he was playing an oversized light bulb. "actually, I……"

Before he could say his goodbyes, the voice of "Bang-boom!" came from outside again.

The three of them looked at each other, and Sherlock lost the strength to roll his eyes. "Don't guess," he said dryly, "this time it must be a broken tin can."

The unexpected guest was Tony.His reaction was almost the same as Banner's, in surprise—shock—jaw drop. "So you're telling me now that the guy who caused my building to be demolished is now a good student?!"

What Loki did back then was obviously to call on the Chitauri army to attack the earth, right?This is the focus... But now no one is complaining about Tony's concern, and the attention is on another place——

"You seem to have said that Thor is here too?" Banner asked, "but we didn't see him."

"Huh?" Tony was also shocked. "He saw you successfully disappeared this time, and he couldn't wait to follow..." He looked around, as if expecting Thor to emerge from a cloud of air, "He should have arrived earlier than me!"

Everyone looked at each other again.With a livid face, Sherlock turned on the instant news channel.Sure enough, it was Thor who was shaking on the photoelectric screen, and he stopped people on the streets of London to ask if anyone knew his brother Loki.

Wei Yang also stared this time. "He's still wearing his armor! My God!" He couldn't help covering his eyes. "I can't imagine what people think of him with a hammer and a golden winged head!"

"Most of them thought it was brilliant cosplay." Banner pushed up his glasses. "Look, those two young girls want to take a picture with him!"

Tony whistled. "It looks good, next time I will..." He couldn't finish his sentence, because he received four cold eyes at the same time, naturally it was Wei Yang and Sherlock. "Okay, okay," he held up his hands in surrender, "Even Loki wouldn't be messing around here, let alone me, would I?"

"I always feel that Loki will go mad when he sees Thor..." Wei Yang said weakly.He wants to apply for time rewind again!

At this moment, the TV screen flickered, and Thor disappeared immediately.When the lens is lifted up again, only small dots far away can be seen.The people on the street were quite sorry, saying why it was teleported away so quickly.And the few people present here have excellent observation skills, and they discovered the green cloak horn that flashed before Thor disappeared.

This time even Tony wanted to help his forehead. "It seems that Loki has indeed gone mad with anger." However, the behavior of the god brothers has always been like this, and he is no longer surprised by it. "By the way," he looked around again, "it's Christmas, I don't think you'd mind adding a pair of knives and forks, Yang?"

He was smart enough not to ask Sherlock's opinion, but Sherlock stared at him like he could eat someone.Three seconds later, Sherlock suddenly stood up, and put his left hand into his pocket—Tony and Banner both flinched back—Killer!

But to their surprise, what Sherlock took out was not a gun, but a small suede box. "Although I have been trying to find a good time that everyone thinks is good, judging from the current situation, I think there will never be a suitable atmosphere." He opened the box and looked at Wei Yang at the same time: "Would you like to be with Wei Yang?" Am I married, Yang dear?"

The platinum light flowed like a flame, and there was only a slight crackling sound from the burning firewood for a moment.

Wei Yang was really taken aback.Half of him wanted to say that it was very un-Sherlock to take into account what ordinary people thought was good timing, and the other half was screaming yes. "I know," he replied finally, seemingly out of place, "but I like it."

Seeing the two exchanging rings and kissing deeply, Tony and Banner, who had been sluggish, finally came to their senses: "Are you telling us that you were all good like that before, but you are not married yet?!"

WTF!

The author has something to say: the plan never changes, Xiao Xia [I was beaten up thanks to the bazooka that buried the laughing Xuelan!Sprinkle flowers! (￣▽￣)o∠※PAN!=.:*:'☆.:*:'★':*