[Comprehensive] The correct strategy of Xueba

There is such a kind of person in the world, called Xueba.

They are talented, intelligent, have a long-term vision, never forget their talents, but they are domineering and aggressive... The above omits N similar adjectives.There are basically no sentences that can fully summarize the admiration of other people for this kind of people, like a torrential river, and no one else can win these noble and glamorous high-altitude flowers like ice and snow that will never melt.Sometimes, they are even more like gods on high, looking at other people like looking down on a group of ants.They only have eyes for themselves, and secretly laugh at the fact that other people can't do what they can...

Because they themselves—are not human at all!

The more Wei Yang wrote, the angrier he became, and finally he typed out this sentence angrily.

Liu Jiayan passed behind Wei Yang holding a water glass, and when he heard the sound of his teeth grinding, he glanced at the computer screen.Seeing this, he was delighted: "Not human at all?" He patted Wei Yang's shoulder sympathetically: "Oh, Yang Zi, I can smell the sour smell coming from my face from hundreds of miles away! At least cover it up, huh?"

"That's enough, you!" Wei Yang didn't turn his head, but just shook off that hand. "Gloating in other people's misfortune, please take it easy for me, who will be wronged by then!"

"I'm not taking pleasure in other people's misfortunes," Liu Jiayan was used to fighting with him, and didn't take the action just now at all. "Brother is kindly reminding you—isn't this the character interview you want to write? Can your goddess be satisfied?"

Wei Yang snorted disdainfully. "Is Xue Feifei? I've forgotten her a long time ago!" Even though he said that, he quickly deleted everything except the first sentence, and then began to cry with his head in his arms: "Why do you have to interview Meng Yuanji? He It's just a stone in a latrine!"

"It's been a long time since I made you sad, buddy." Liu Jiayan's tone this time was really sympathetic. "It's not the first day you know Meng Yuanji. When will he not be like that?" In order to take care of Wei Yang's fragile glass heart, he still didn't say a word, that is: You have been fighting against bullies all your life, aren't you Did you already know?

Wei Yang scratched his hair for a long time, froze to make a cute face look terrible, and finally broke down and shouted: "Ah, I want to resign!"

Hearing this, Liu Jiayan rolled her eyes and walked away, not even bothering to comfort her.Because even he knew it was impossible.

Although Wei Yang has a pretty face, but the world can learn from it, this kid is so innocent that he can't look directly at him, and his thoughts are still stuck in the love mode of "on the willow on the moon, when people make appointments after dusk".To put it nicely, it is single-minded, but to put it bluntly, it is stubborn.

Xue Feifei is one of the most talented women in their profession. She is also good-looking, with a warm and cheerful personality. People who like her can be ranked a few blocks away. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a goddess.It's normal for Wei Yang to like her, but hasn't everyone already rejected him?Why didn't you give up, even desperately joined the school newspaper in order to get close to her?

From Liu Jiayan's point of view, this is simply stupid.For the goddess, ordinary boys had better keep their distance wisely.This is not to say that Xue Feifei will play with their feelings, but it is simply out of reach for them.To be realistic, even if the goddess has a convulsion in her head one day and thinks it would be good to try porridge and side dishes, she will not be able to eat porridge and side dishes for a lifetime!When they broke up, if they were someone who could look away, they would just laugh it off, but for Wei Yang who is so stubborn...

Liu Jiayan sighed in his heart.Others don't know Wei Yang's tragic love history, but as a best friend, he still doesn't know?

When Wei Yang was in primary school, he had a crush on the class monitor, but the head teacher Jue Shitai decided that he had no talent or good looks, just a toad who wanted to eat swan meat.Wei Yang was so angry that his liver hurt, but he was genetically up to date, at least he had good looks when he was in middle school.It's a pity that his goddess at that time was not only the school beauty, but she was admitted to Peking University with the No.1 score in liberal arts in the province.In this way, she put a love letter from a boy she didn't know into the recycling bin instead of the teacher's desk, which is simply a high-quality performance.

The past is unbearable, so their names will not be mentioned.Anyway, Wei Yang learned from the painful experience and felt that it must be because he and Xueba did not have a common language—study—caused.So after discovering the whereabouts of his love letter, he began to work hard, trying to promote the other part.To say that his brain is not bad, otherwise he would not have been admitted to such a university with 985 and 211 after a year and a half of struggle.

To be honest, Wei Yang's performance in the college entrance examination was quite a dark horse.But what he valued was the result, so when he entered university, he returned to his original lazy appearance and focused on girls again.This time he has learned his lesson, he can't look for girls who are obviously hardworking, but look for other common hobbies, such as playing games or something - he made up his mind that he must never fall in love with a school bully again .Even if he can afford the time, he can't afford to hurt his heart!

At this moment, Xue Feifei appeared in his field of vision.This girl usually looks like a lady of everyone, she is proficient in dressing and dressing, and she has no temper.What's more valuable is that she is also a game fanatic, the kind who can hang online all day to fight monsters, upgrade and grab bosses.

In fact, since Wei Yang knew her game ID, he has never seen her account offline.Then he secretly inquired, and said that Xue Feifei didn't even turn off the computer when she was sleeping, and automatically hung up to upgrade.What, class?Of course it is even more impossible to go!There is more dust on the textbook than him!

Tell me, tell me, how can such a girl be a top student?How could it be?right!

So Wei Yang went to pursue her with confidence.If it is said that the first two girlfriends he failed to catch up with were still a little bit noble and glamorous and ignored them, Xue Feifei was definitely not.She is friendly and warm-hearted, and her relationship at school and in the game is very good.Every day, people set off fireworks on the World Channel to propose marriage on the public screen, but she didn't agree to any of them.The reason is still very serious: Who knows who is who across the network cable?

If this attitude is placed on others, it is estimated that they will be criticized, but Xue Feifei does not, because she never gives those people false hopes.At least Wei Yang thinks that this is a model of self-cleaning, which is not at all different from some women who open their mouths and talk about women's papers.Although there are indeed too many people pursuing her, he has a different advantage from others - they really know each other!They are classmates!

Regardless of whether Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder or not, Wei Yang has fallen anyway.After getting to know Xue Feifei for half a semester, he finally plucked up the courage to ask for a relationship in the daily routine of marriage proposals on the World Channel.I don't know if "ask for friendship" is too conspicuous in a bunch of "ask me to marry me", but Xue Feifei really saw it, and then a purple secret message came in.Voice can be used in the game, but Wei Yang is usually used in battles or dungeons.

[Private Chat] Yuxue Feifei: Wei Yang, are you serious?

Wei Yang's typing hands were shaking.He didn't have much hope at first, and thought that he couldn't play the game, so he went directly to the other party's dormitory to confess his love, but Xue Feifei actually replied to him!

[Private Chat] Threshold Li Weiyang: Of course!

There was no hesitation on the other side.

[Private Chat] Yuxue Feifei: You are a good person...

With a crash, Wei Yang's heart went cold.Do not bring such ah!He only asked for a relationship, and was issued a good friend card so soon?

But it turns out that a goddess is a goddess, and even the good guy card isn't the usual kind.

[Private Chat] Yuxue Feifei: I think you are much more reliable than them.How about this, if you rank higher than me in the final exam, we will try to get along?

This is simply the turning point of God.This time Wei Yang not only shook his hands, but also his heart.He played games with Xue Feifei for several months, and basically never attended class, and at that time the final exam was less than a week away.In this way, test scores are not considered conditions at all, right?The goddess simply agreed to him, she just expressed it implicitly!

[Private chat] Threshold Li Weiyang: [Happy expression] It's a deal!

When Wei Yang told Liu Jiayan about this, he danced so hard that he could only go to the small square in front of the boys' dormitory to dance Jiangnan Style.Liu Jiayan was surprised at first, but was also quite happy for him when he recovered.But he always had a bad feeling.He thought it was all a shadow hint from Wei Yang's past, so he didn't say anything.After all, it is also a temporary cramming, and Wei Yang is considered an expert in this area.

Even Liu Jiayan thinks that this matter has a [-]% or [-]% chance of success, so one can imagine how much the result will hit Wei Yang.Because when the results came out a month later, he spent three times confirming that the name who ranked first and who knew the perfect score by looking at the total score was Xue Feifei.

"It's impossible!" Wei Yang almost roared.It was also the last week of cramming, and it was a miracle that they flew through the door at low altitude. What happened to the full score?Shouldn't the usual points be deducted?

At this time, a call came in, it was Xue Feifei. "Have you read the grades, Wei Yang?" Her voice was a little cautious.

No matter how he could not get angry with the goddess, Wei Yang took several deep breaths before replying: "Well, congratulations."

Xue Feifei sounded more cautious. "I don't know that it will be like this... just now the instructor called and said that he explained to other professors that I have never been in class, so..."

Wei Yang's head was already buzzing.Have you never been to class?What does it mean?Could it be that Xue Feifei also played all the way in high school, and then the result was the same as his struggle from five to eleven for hundreds of days and nights—same university, same major?

Regardless of whether the god in charge is Jesus or Tathagata, you must be playing with me, right?Wei Yang pointed his middle finger to the sky.