Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

"OK, the first guest we invited today is the protagonist in the piano music played on the big screen just now. It is also the most successful and influential TV station in history. Qi Qian, who plays one of the protagonists in the deepest comedy TV series "People Are Hard to Break", who plays doctor Li, who is known as His Highness, please."

Amidst the applause and screams of the live audience... nothing came out of the backstage.

The short-haired hostess Luo Pusheng pretended to smile awkwardly, and said again: "Hey, Your Highness, I promise I won't call you Qian Bao anymore, okay? You can't let me go, we're live broadcasting here."

The audience laughed.

Not because of what the hostess said, but because Qi Qian was slowly falling from the sky behind the hostess in a chairlift. He folded his legs and held a large, exaggerated book, and gently pushed the frameless, non-prescription eyelid on the bridge of his nose. Glasses, pretending to be arrogant: "You promise not to call me that again?"

"I promise, where are you hiding, come out." Luo Pusheng continued to pretend that he didn't know that there was someone behind and above him, and blindly looked in the direction of the backstage.

"Then you look up."

"Oh, ah!" Luo Pusheng jumped up. Although she is the host, her acting skills are not bad, "When did you go up there?"

"Doctor Li never plays cards according to common sense, a mortal with low IQ." Qi Qian closed the book, jumped off the chair lift that hadn't fully landed, landed perfectly, and his movements were chic and skillful, which caused fans to burst out bursting out. There were screams.Although he has been acting for so many years, Qi Qian has never understood what those fans were screaming, jumping from such a low place, it would be strange if something happened.

"What are you holding in your hand?" the host asked knowingly.

"My book." Qi Qian is no longer suitable for holding a teddy bear at this age. Fortunately, in Yue Shen's TV series "People Are Hard to Break", he played the role of a highly intelligent child with social phobia. The characteristic is holding a book bigger than him, so Qi Qian turned the teddy bear into that prop book.

"doctor Li's omnipotent book? OMG, they would allow you to bring it out?"

"As long as they don't find out."

The audience laughed.

"It's a great pleasure to invite you to my show again." Luo Pusheng stepped forward and took the initiative to hug Qi Qian.

According to the requirements of the program, Qi Qian patted Luo Pusheng lightly with a look of distaste, and then stiffly let him hug him, just asking awkwardly: "When are you going to let me go?"

"Next century?" Luo Pusheng laughed, "I am willing to change back to heterosexuality for Doctor Li."

"Sorry, I don't want to."

"Yoooooo~~" There was a strange laughter in the audience.

Luopusheng talk show, as the longest daytime variety show in the history of C country except for the news broadcast, has accompanied the audience for almost a quarter of a century, and has broadcast more than 3000 episodes program.Even if the stars who can be invited to the show are not superstars, they will be well-known people in the entertainment industry who are familiar to most viewers even though they can't name them.With big wrists and small wrists, they will generally only be one of the guests, and will not be the only guest in an episode of more than an hour.

The theme of Luo Pusheng's talk show this time is "The Child Stars We Chased in Those Years", and Qi Qian being able to be the opening guest is enough to explain his success in these years.

At the beginning of the show, Luo Pusheng chose the video of Qi Bixia singing a song for Qi Qian at the birthday party when he was six years old.

Because the idea for this theme comes from Qi Bixia who was interviewed by Luo Pusheng alone in the previous issues. His life can be said to be full of ups and downs. The trough, and the great success in pop music later, but that was ten years ago.Ten years later, Qi Qian has finally become a veritable heavenly king, starting with a lyrical song he would prepare for his son every year on his birthday.

"Everyone knows that your father and son have a very good relationship. When your majesty came down last time, your father even told me that the reason why he insists on not getting married until now is that he is afraid that the newly married wife will abuse you without his knowledge. "

Qi Qian was a little bit noncommittal.

"Don't you have anything to add to this? For example, Qi Bixia is just making excuses for his fickleness?" Luo Pusheng knew that Qi Qian was silent when he contacted him in private, and she had already done it. Well, prepare to slowly induce the other party to say more.

"I didn't think about this before, but after you said that, I suddenly felt that maybe this was the truth."

The fans sitting at the scene laughed again. In fact, no matter what Qi Qian did, they would laugh.In the TV series "People Are Hard to Break", the doctor Li played by Qi Qian is a person who thinks he has a sense of humor, but in fact he has no sense of humor at all.And the laughing point of the audience is that whenever doctor Li said a bad joke and other characters in the TV series looked at him speechlessly, he was completely ignorant, and instead felt that others had no sense of humor.

[There is an indescribably cute feeling, very cute, we are willing to laugh for Doctor Li anytime and anywhere, even if it is really a bad joke, we don't want to disappoint him. 】

[My character in real life is very similar to Mr. Li, oh, it's all my marriage! 】

"Then what version did you hear?" Luo Pusheng asked.

"My father would tell every person who expressed his intention to marry him, marriage is fine, but before I propose, I want you to know that every penny and all I have earned in the past, present and future I will leave the company shares and real estate to my current son Qi Qian. If you can accept it, then let's get married." Qi Qian answered truthfully.

"Wow, that's a really harsh condition. I think your father actually wants to use this to euphemistically ask those ladies whether they love his people or his money?"

Qi Qian followed Luo Pusheng's words and nodded: "My father has encountered some, cough, not so good things before. He was betrayed by his relatives. He has always been unwilling to talk about it. He feels that the family scandal should not be publicized, but I think that since the other party has been able to ignore Why do you have to cover up for a relative who did such a thing? That man took away my father's entire fortune and destroyed his trust system. Maybe it's disrespectful to say this, but my father is really afraid of people It's his money to hang out with him, so he always has to test it out."

"I believe that truly kind people will not think this is disrespectful. After all, gold is not afraid of fire, and only those with ulterior motives will become angry. I sincerely hope that your father can find a true lover as soon as possible."

"Thank you."

In fact, it was not a test, but Qi Bixia's sincere words. Some people thought that Qi Bixia was a test, showing his deep affection, and then Qi Bixia came up with an agreement to let the other party signature.

It is a signature with real legal effect. Qi Bixia will leave all his money to Qi Qian. If the other party wants to get married, he must sign.

And so far no one has signed on to it.Even if there is someone who truly loves Qi Bixia, the other party still has to worry about their future children.Women always think a lot.They can treat Qi Qian as their own, but it is difficult not to fight for their children.

"My father is only 30 years old, he still has a lot of time to find, don't worry."

"Oh, speaking of age, it reminds me of the photo I took of you father and son at the annual music award ceremony at the beginning of this year, remember? It's gone crazy on the Internet recently." Luo Pusheng raised his hand, A photo of Qi Bixia and Qi Qian and his son in black tuxedos standing side by side appeared on the screen, with the same handsome expressions and the same tall and straight figures.

Qi Qian nodded: "I have an impression, but is it crazy? Why?"

"Do you know the picture-talking game that has always been popular on the Internet? It is to match a picture with a sentence, to see who can match the most classic and appropriate, and then everyone will follow the words like "→→rightmost 23333333". In After I posted the photo online, a netizen named 'Wo Dian 1314' retweeted a sentence and a link."

"What is it?" Qi Qian opened his eyes wide to express his curiosity.But in fact, anyone who knows him knows that the more expressions he has, the more it means that he is acting.

But the audience below and the audience in front of the TV didn't know, so at that moment, many people whispered, oh, I'm so cute.

"That sentence is - on the importance of genes. The link is a very serious investigation report. Due to living together for a long time, the BALABALA of the intestinal bacterial microecology becomes similar, and in this magical process In , two people living together will affect each other in terms of personality, behavior, habits, etc., and then become similar, including appearance. That is, the face of a couple that everyone always talks about, or the same frequency of women's menstrual periods. Many people are feeling that if they can live with you father and son for a long time, it will basically be reborn. How about it, consider letting me and my wife move into your house."

#Seek cohabitation, seek rebirth#

Chapter 52 Two Diary: The pain of growing up is that you think too little, while the other person thinks too much.

"At the end, I want to ask you a question for my colleagues and superiors." Luo Pusheng said.

"You said."

"Can this year's Choice Awards invite doctor Li to be the host of the show again?" Just as Luo Pusheng finished speaking, the audience exclaimed.

Country C Choice Award was founded 50 years ago by KT, the TV station where Luo Pusheng works.It is the most special one among the various annual award ceremonies in Country C, because it does not have a panel of judges, and the all-encompassing awards such as the most popular movies, TV shows, and music are all voted by the people themselves.They can get optional forms from major magazines, and they can also make phone calls or edit text messages. Online voting has been the most popular channel in the past 20 years.

In order to better reflect the spirit of "determined entirely by popular vote", this year's Country C Choice Awards, the first choice given to the public is [Which character or star do you want to host this year's Choice Awards].

Qi Qian, who has hosted the Choice Awards twice before, has always been very popular, and the most hilarious thing is that Qi Qian's biggest opponent is his own character doctor Li.Today is the deadline for voting, and when Qi Qian and Luo Pusheng were talking, doctor Li won Qi Qian himself by a very subtle number of votes.

It's not that Qi Qian himself is not popular enough, but after comparing Qi Qian's previous two hosts as doctor Li and the resident characters of the crew, and as Qi Qian's host with his friend Fowles, they still feel that doctor Li It's funnier.

"How does it feel to be defeated by the character I played?" Luo Pusheng deliberately listed and compared the results of the two votes on the big screen.

"I'm very pleased, this proves that my acting was very successful." A Luo had prepared two different statements for Qi Qian before, whether he won by himself or doctor Li won, he knew what to say, "It's like Uncle Mikishui said, 'I am an author. For an author, the greatest compliment is that others remember his book, not his face'. I am an actor, and others can remember my acting The role is the greatest affirmation of my career."

The on-site applause rang out enthusiastically under the arrangement of the field controller.

"Speaking of the characters, this is really the last question. Is "People Are Hard" about to enter its final season? I mean, this TV series has been with me for almost ten years, and it has become a habit. If it ends I don't know what to watch when I turn on the TV every Friday night when I get home."

"It's a pity that it's really coming to an end. All of us in the crew hope to end in a brilliant moment, and leave the best side to the audience forever, instead of being forced to cut the outline because of the continuous decline in ratings. distress."

What Qi Qian said was very sincere and touched many audiences.It's a pity that the truth is that the executives of the TV station really want to continue to make money from "People Are Hard to Break", so they almost begged with Yue Chen's suit pants, but Fan Fengyue just didn't want to shoot.In his own words, he was tired again, and he wanted to change his life direction to break through himself again.

"No matter how beautiful the drama is, there will be an end, huh?"

"Yes. But believe me, you won't feel lonely. The new TV series that Bai's TV will take over this time is also a very good TV series. Even I am looking forward to the new series.

Sit in front of the TV on Friday when the first episode airs. "This is actually the main purpose of Qi Qian's appearance on Luo Pusheng's talk show, to prevent the end of "People Are Hard to Break", and to promote Bai's new self-produced drama.

Ah Ro thought "watching TV with His Royal Highness" would be a nice stunt.

"Then what about you? What's your plan after finishing "People Are Hard to Break Down"? Rejoining a new drama or...?" Luo Pusheng asked along the way.

"You said it was the last question just now."

"I promise you will let you go after you answer this." Luo Pusheng pretended to be pitiful on purpose.

"Okay," Qi Qian compromised, "I don't think this should be a secret anymore. Everyone has guessed it, or it has been called for many years. The "Last Man on Earth" series will really feature Major Ace. "Someday I Will Destroy the Earth" is a side story, in which I will play the young Major General Ace, so stay tuned."

In the previous series of movies of Earthlings, there are also clips of Major General Ace's childhood memories, and the actor is Qi Qian.And as Qi Qian is getting older, especially when he is about to pass the sensitive age of 16 (Major General Ace's extra episode is just a 16-year-old boy), fans strongly appeal to start filming "There Is Always" One day I will destroy the earth" the voice is getting louder every day.There is no one better suited to play Major General Ace than Your Highness, they say.Of course, such remarks have also annoyed the actor who played the adult version of Major General Ace.One pink tops ten black, that's the reason.

"Do you already have the script of that line? It doesn't matter if you don't have it. I have the original script here. You just need to read a line in the tone of Major General Ace."

"You didn't receive the news from the beginning, and you're waiting here on purpose, right?" The news that the filming of "One Day I Will Destroy the Earth" is about to start is not a secret, at least it has been no secret since the end of last year up.

"ppppppplease~"

Qi Qian had no choice but to close his eyes and take a deep breath. When he opened his eyes again, his eyes, which were as thick as a piece of insoluble ink, became extremely sharp. He raised his chin slightly, looked at Luo Pusheng and said: "Kneel down, chop suey."

"Sajia's life is worth it!" The voices of countless fans at that time were exactly the same as Luo Pusheng's.

If the doctor Li in "People Are Hard to Break" is a second-degree disease, the kind of science guy who will act arrogantly because other people's IQ can't keep up with his rhythm, then the young Ace in Destroy the Earth is a severe second-degree disease , the nobleman of the famous fighting race in the universe, his pride doesn't even need a reason, just because he is him.

And the strangest thing is that such a character who shouldn't be very likable will be sought after by countless fans and will be "ravaged" willingly. A similar farce once happened in the entertainment circle of country C. An actress who played the role of a villain who loves to slap people in a certain TV series was chased by fans and begged for a slap.

"Fans are a very flexible group. If you S, they become M, and if you M, they become S." Pei Yue explained to Qi Qian in this way, "So you should be a Shaking S, not a Shaking M, you know? Otherwise you will be bullied to death."

Amid the fans' exaggerated overwhelm, Qi Qian finally left the stage, and then met Chen Yu who was belatedly coming backstage and would be the finale at the end.

Chen Yu, who is 19 years old this year, can already be described as a superstar.At that time, his mother Lin Shan made him choose the fantasy series "Falris" produced by country A, which achieved unprecedented success, and it was the only major production that could match Mikishui's earthlings in terms of international response.In the past ten years, most people seem to be used to watching "Man Is Hard" every Friday, and they go to the theater to watch the Earthlings and Farris series every summer.

In other words, in the eyes of others, Chen Yu is much more successful than Qi Qian.Because one is a movie actor and the other is a TV actor.Many people always mistakenly think that movies are more high-end than TV series.

Of course, Chen Yu is indeed worth more than Qi Qian now.The last contact between them was five years ago.

They ran into each other in the background, and the two were relatively silent for a while. In the end, it was Chen Yu who took the initiative to say hello, just like ten years ago: "Hi."

"Hi." Qi Qian nodded.

"Long time no see, I guess I won't be on TV for a while, go out and talk?" Chen Yu sent out an invitation.

Then Qi Qian followed Chen Yu out from the back door of the studio hall, and stood in an empty place with almost no one around.

"I thought this time I could finally get you to say hello once again, but I didn't expect it to be the same." Chen Yu laughed at himself, "I wanted to ask five years ago, is it true that no matter what I do, you won't Treat me as a friend."

Qi Qian was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect to face Chen Yu's accusation: "I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Five years ago, I made a bet with myself to see if I didn't take the initiative to send you a text message, how long would it take for you to realize that you should take the initiative to find me. As a result, until now, I have not waited for your text message. You will not ask me 'What's wrong with you', and don't ask me why I didn't take the initiative to contact you again. Maybe my mother is right, you never regarded me as a friend at all."

Qi Qian wanted to explain something, but in the end he decided not to. He just asked, "Oh, sorry, what happened to you five years ago?"

"...Don't you think it's a little late for you to ask?"

"I thought you wanted me to ask." Without the script and lines prepared in advance by Ah Luo, Qi Qian is still the unsociable Qi Qian from ten years ago.It is really difficult for him to understand the feelings of people on earth, what he likes, what he wants, just tell him directly, why hide it?It would be great if everyone was like Qi Bixia, he would always say what he wanted from Qi Qian when he was unhappy, so that Qi Qian would know what he should do.

"Yes, I think you asked, but that was five years ago!" Some things, if you can make a phone call, don't send a text message, and if you can have a face-to-face meeting, don't call, because you don't listen to the other party's voice, don't look at the other party's Expressions, you never know how much you hurt someone and how sad the other person is.

Qi Qian looked at Chen Yu at a loss, he really didn't know how to answer this question.

Chen Yu looked at Qi Qian with a wry smile, and finally gave in. He asked the question he wanted to ask a long time ago: "You didn't lose the election, did you? You didn't participate at all. The director told me that I The role he played was actually inclined to you at the time. It can be said that if you went, you would get that role, but you didn't. Why? You look down on me? To give it to me?"

"Why do you think so?" Qi Qian felt that brain supplementation was really a bad thing.

"Then what do you want me to think? At your six-year-old birthday party, when I comforted you, were you really proud of yourself? Sneered at my overreaching?" Since knowing the news five years ago, Chen Yu was thinking about this all the time, and the more he thought about it, the more entangled he became, and the more entangled he was, he couldn't help but think about it in a deeper and darker way.

Because Chen Yu really wanted to become more successful than Qi Qian, not for fame or fortune, he just hoped that Qi Qian could look at him, watch him, just like the emperor Wen Xin did to the general when he was a child.

Unfortunately, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.No matter what Chen Yu does, Qi Qian always looks the same, no matter how successful he is, and no matter how big the gap is between them, Qi Qian is always just Qi Qian, that Qi Qian who doesn't seem to care about him at all, that Qi Qian who would dismiss something he thought was very successful.

"I don't think so." Qi Qian replied calmly.

"But I don't believe it."

"That's your problem, not mine." Qi Qian felt that he had already said all he had to say.

Chen Yu looked at Qi Qian and smiled: "Many people told me that you are indifferent and ruthless. I didn't believe it before, but today it seems that you have been taught."