Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

No.30 Nine Piece Diaries: Coach, I want to act in a movie [Hey]

There are five open-air hot springs, big and small, good and bad, some unbearably hot, and some moderately hot. They are located in different places, and the distances are also different. In short, it is another malicious incident from the program group. .The special tasks of the parents in front determine which level of hot springs they will take their children to enjoy.

Facing the smallest, most eccentric, crudest hot spring, which always felt like it was going to boil people, Qi Qian asked Qi Bixia silently: "Isn't your special mission to watch while you slide across the long river with a rope tied to the hot spring?" Who picked more mission targets?"

"Yes." Qi Bixia nodded in confusion.

"Uncle Xu (San Mushui) is afraid of heights." Qi Qian continued to prompt.

Netizens and fans commented in the bullet screens in the video [At this moment, I feel the killing intent from His Highness, and it hits my face through the screen] [Give Your Majesty some wax] [There is murderous intent in the eyes! ] and [It's time to blow the hair and stand up the tail at this time].

Qi Qian looked at Qi Bixia's expression to convey a deeper meaning: You can't even compare with San Mushui who is afraid of heights, how much... Do I need to continue?

"Qianbao, please forgive Dad for this... N times/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

[The tail really stood up! 】【High-tech likes】【Where can it be sold?Kneeling for guidance]

"Would you like Qian Bao to come with us?" Little Angel Fowles specially came to invite Qi Qian and asked.His mother, Miranda, overwhelmed the other three men and got the largest and most luxurious open-air hot spring.

There is a luxurious open-air hot spring on one side, and a poor father on the other. How will His Highness choose?

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This is the place where the program group deliberately got stuck in the last commercial spot, but it was not there during the recording. At that time, Qi Qian's reaction was to choose Qi Bixia without hesitation: "Although I really want to go, but Dad also needs someone to accompany him." .”

It was not only Qi Bixia who was moved, but also the tens of millions of viewers behind the TV.

The plot designed behind the crew also developed smoothly. It was a very clichéd story about dropping an axe. Qi Qian, Qi Bixia and his son were invited by Miranda together. There were two other families waiting there, and Miranda shared her reward. , all happy.It's a bloody happy ending, but it's what the audience loves.

[Confused young man, did you drop this clever Qi Bixia, or this brave Qi Bixia, or this incompetent Qi Bixia?Sure enough, I still want the first two and not the last one.I feel so sorry for my palace. 】

In the hot spring, Fowles was talking about his favorite Zhu Bajie from Journey to the West.

"Why?" Qi Bixia was very surprised. Shouldn't boys of this age like the great sage with outstanding martial arts?It can't be because the body shape is more similar, so you like it?

"Because others said that we are very similar, I decided to like him. He must be as good as me."

"..." That's really the reason!Is it really possible to understand this way?It's clear that someone is insulting your body shape on purpose, right?But it can also be reversed and say that Zhu Bajie is as good as you?This spirit... can really exist.Qi Bixia gave Foles a compliment in his heart.Great Wisdom Ruoyu, maybe that's what it looks like.

So the topic became which character in Journey to the West each child likes.

Journey to the West is one of the four classics of country C. Most people have not read the original works carefully, but they can understand the whole story through TV dramas and animations.A few five or six-year-old children who have only watched animation must not rise to the heights of literature and art. They are just chirping to express their liking for a certain character, and the reason is... very curious.

It's like Cake likes Jade Rabbit Jing, she thinks she is more beautiful than Chang'e.

When it was Qi Qian's turn, it was even more embarrassing.Because Qi Qian hasn't read Journey to the West much, or to be precise, he hasn't read it.It's not that the work is not good, but that Qi Qian doesn't have the context of ancient Chinese, so it's really hard to read, and because of the image quality, he doesn't like to watch the animated version of Journey to the West.Therefore, Qi Qian's understanding of Journey to the West is limited to the mythical story about monkeys.

But now that he is doing a show, it is impossible for Qi Qian to say that he doesn't know anything about Journey to the West.If he really said that, his own image may not suffer too much damage, after all he is still a child, but Qi Bixia will definitely be mobbed and attacked again, saying that he can't teach children , Even such a classic masterpiece has never told the children anything.Just like in the show of the World Cup in Continent B, Qi Qian and Qi Bixia jokingly raised the middle finger in the dark. Anyone with a discerning eye knows that it is just a joke between father and son, but there are some people who think that they have a superior sense of morality. It is said that Qi Qian has no tutor, and growing up beside someone like Qi Bixia, what good can a child do?

In order to calm down the incident, Qi Bixia had no choice but to apologize and took all the responsibility on himself, saying that he would pay more attention to his words and deeds in front of his son in the future.

That taught Qi Qian a big lesson: "Sorry, I didn't know that gesture was very insulting."

"Father doesn't know either." Qi Bixia replied with a smile like this, "Everyone has different standards for different things, just like Dad thinks he is joking when he says to you, 'Let's mock me and kill you', but Some people will really call the police. Didn’t they all say it on Weibo, the so-called procrastination is nothing but laziness, the so-called obsessive-compulsive disorder is nothing more than idleness, insisting on imposing one’s own words and deeds on others. Wait, idleness It's not a nice word, Dad won't say it in the future, and you are not allowed to say it either."

Qi Qian nodded: "I will pay attention not to cause trouble for you in the future."

It is the fault of the son for not teaching the father, others will not say that the child is bad, but only that the adults in the family cannot teach, but Qi Qian feels that it makes him feel more aggrieved than directly blaming him: "I am the only one who can bully you!"

"Yes, that's right!"

Pei Yue said quietly: "You father and son really don't think there is anything wrong with the above two sentences?"

Back on the night when they went to the hot spring together, in order to prevent Qi Bixia from being accused again, Qi Qian thoughtfully said: "Before the sun came out, the old man Heixiong who lived in the Heifeng Cave of Heifeng Mountain had already got up. Friends and companions go into the mountains together. The tens of kilometers of mountain roads, winding and rugged climbing are all like walking on flat ground. Today, the old man Heixiong wants to try his luck to see if he can find a legendary ingredient——from Dongtu University Tang's monk."

"..." There was five seconds of silence, and everyone burst into laughter.Using the narration of country C on the tip of the tongue to match Journey to the West or something, it is unexpectedly cute.

"So Qian Bao likes Tang Seng?" Miranda laughed tremblingly and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes. She continued, "This is the evolutionary body after being forced by His Majesty to eat according to the nutritious diet?"

"Well, Gaba is crispy, chicken-flavored, twisted off the head, all edible. It can also be soaked in cooking wine, then rolled with bread crumbs, put in oil and fried on high heat, and fried until golden brown. It can be out of the pan. With family and friends It tastes even better when shared together. This is also a traditional dish for entertaining guests." Qi Qian continued to speak expressionlessly.

"Where did you learn this?" Several parents laughed and asked casually.

"There are a lot of jokes like this on Weibo. The previous words can also be replaced by Hannibal old man (cannibalism) looking for a man (X-men's dark Chinese translation). Or you can add a sentence 'this is A very ancient and traditional habit', 'Compared to other raw materials, XX is more like a mysterious and precious gift from nature' and so on."

This issue of "Because We Are a Family" ended successfully with such laughter and laughter. After watching it, all the audience deeply felt Qi Qian's strong resentment after being controlled by diet.

[Look how wronged the child has become] [Please don't overcorrect, Your Majesty, give me a piece of fried chicken] [My palace, you marry me, my family opened M! 】

The next day, the four families and the show waved goodbye and parted ways.Qi Qian and his son flew to the imperial capital together with San Mushui's father and daughter, and went to the headquarters of Times Games to record.

Qi Qian is going to dub a character in the upcoming map of the world in "World Online". Before dubbing, Qi Qian was required to sign a series of confidential documents. Even Qi Bixia didn't know the specific NPC background.Because Qi Qian is going to be matched with the biggest boss in the Heaven Realm dungeon, there are five ideologies of Heavenly Emperors, old, middle-aged, young, female, and children.Qi Qian's match is naturally the Zhengtai version of the Emperor of Heaven, and it is also the most difficult form for people to guess.If the team that enters the dungeon unfortunately draws the blackened emperor in the form of a child, then Zhengtai Tiandi will follow the team from the beginning, and will be regarded as a supporting NPC in the team. Destroyed from behind.Game Difficulty Level - Insane.

However, after the Celestial Map was almost cracked and all kinds of strategies came out, many people dedicatedly swiped the Celestial Map countless times just to trigger Zhengtai Tiandi.Talking to the Emperor of Heaven, they said, was like talking to His Highness.

"World Online" is a holographic online game, which has high requirements for the AI ​​(artificial intelligence) of NPCs in the game.According to legend, Times Games' research in this area has even promoted the development of scientific research in country C.The AI ​​of the game mastermind is the highest, no one knows what step it can do, only know that the NPCs in the game are all created by it, and it will strictly monitor the entire game.

It's a pity that the main brain can only generate the appearance and action trajectory of the NPC, but it can't give the NPC a sound. It's not that there is no way to give it, but it can only give the NPC a cold, distorted machine sound.

So at this time, it is necessary to have someone specially assigned to dub the NPC, as the data of the sound source, and then completely become the unique voice of the NPC under the deduction and planning of the mastermind.

What Qi Qian needs to do is to provide this kind of sound source data, which is more demanding than dubbing, because he needs to simulate the context of various emotions.Happy, angry, sinister, and more.

Fortunately, Qi Qian did a good job.

"I thought you were lying to me, saying that you had trained your son in dubbing or something." Miki Shui said this to Qi Bixia who was waiting on the side.

"Just kidding, I'm the kind of liar!"

"Yes." Miki Shui was firm.

"...Well, it's because my son is very gifted. Although he has a hard time understanding other people's feelings because of his autism, he has a very good memory and a photographic memory. He can imitate everything once and for all."

"Autism?" Miki Shui was very surprised.

"You don't know?" Qi Bixia was even more surprised than Sanmu Shui, he thought his family basically knew, ohno, Qi Bixia hurriedly remedied, "Forget what you just heard!"

"It's late." San Mushui understands that Qi Bixia doesn't want others to know that Qi Qian has this mental illness, but he still wants to say, why didn't Qi Bixia tell him earlier?He's almost ecstatic, isn't he? !The Major General Ace he was looking forward to is exactly like this. When he first arrived on Earth, he was autistic and lonely, so he was tailor-made! "You must promise me to let your son play the leading role for me!"

"I don't care if I say that." Qi Bixia said in disbelief, "It can only be done if Qianbao is willing."

"Doesn't he like people on Earth very much, he will definitely agree!" According to Qi Qian's mentality of loving narration and playing cosplay, it is impossible for him not to agree.

"I know, it's just that Qian Bao likes the male protagonist Wu Yi, please ask for blessings."

"But Qian Bao is obviously more similar to Major General Ace."

"Yeah, maybe same-sex repulsion, Qian Bao is not saying that he doesn't like Major General Ace, but if you persuade him to act in a movie, the reason for asking him to play Wu Yi is definitely more attractive than asking him to play Major General Ace .”

"...Why is this QAQ?"

In the end, Qi Bixia agreed to help Sanmu Shui to test Qi Qian's intentions, and then worked hard to persuade him to play Major General Ace.

"What can you do in a movie?" Qi Qian asked.

"Being a star, there will be many people who like you, even more than when you participate in "Because We Are a Family". Many people like to put their spirits in the two-dimensional world, put them in a certain story character body. When you play that character, you are their belief." Qi Bixia didn't know if this explanation was right, he just expressed his feeling, "This character can give people positive strength and can inspire People are brave and strong, making people feel happy and hopeful. Just like your uncle Xu wrote novels, convey his three views to others."

Qi Bixia's explanation made Qi Qian think of New Year's Eve's mother. She is a loyal fan of Qi Bixia. Her favorite movie is "Orphan". When she was still alive, she always loved to tell New Year's Eve about the movie content, to inspire them in poverty to embrace every day with a smile.

At the end of the movie is Miki Shui's unique magnetic voice, he said: "I wrote this story to express that no matter when and where, we should believe that everything will have a happy ending in the end, if not, then only It can show that the story has not come to the end. The world is quiet and beautiful, and we should always hold hope."

What is frozen on the movie screen is a line of fresh and meaningful handwriting, from the title page of the original novel "Orphan": I would like to send this article to the two people I love the most in the world, and I hope to encourage you together.

Many years ago, Xu Ling dropped out of school. Her cousin Chang Qiqi failed the college entrance examination and the family went bankrupt. His immature lover Sen Miao found out that he was actually an adopted son. The moment he came out, he was kicked out by his adoptive father without hesitation. At the door of the house, he left the house without giving a penny.Strength was the only thing they had to have at that time, and now, the world repays the suffering they have experienced with supreme beauty.