Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

No.30 Five diaries: This hellish life!be happy!Do not buy bags!I want to run away from home!

Before Qi Qian was happy enough to grow two tails all at once, he suffered the baptism of bad news one after another.

Bad news [-], Qi Bixia decided to strictly control his diet and routine.

Qi Qian said that he can bear with his work and rest, at most he can compress the time he spends watching "Silver Fuck", but when he starts to deprive him of energy sources that are not enough, he can't bear it anymore.He argued with Qi Bixia: "I have told you several times that my illness has nothing to do with what I eat! No, I am not ill at all. I will cooperate with you whether it is taking medicine or after treatment. You can't It's so insane!"

"It doesn't matter if you say something yourself, son." Qi Bixia replied patiently.

"Could it be that you have the final say?" Qi Qian immediately mocked back.When Qi Bixia had a full-body examination after Qi Qian got well, he also did it at Qi Qian's strong request. The result of the examination showed that Qi Bixia was in an obvious sub-health state, and Qi Qian was much better than him.

Qi Qian used his tail to save Qi Bixia back then, and its healing effect was similar to that of rebirth with full blood in the game. It could adjust Qi Bixia's physical functions to the best peak state for his age, and even improved his previous life. Because of the body that has been greatly damaged after taking drugs and quitting drugs.And under such a premise, it is really not easy for Qi Bixia to quickly make himself into what he is now in the next three months.

It was only later that Qi Qian found out that in order to go home with him smoothly every night, no matter which city he worked in that day, Qi Bixia would insist on flying back to LV at night, no matter how late.And if the work is not completed, he will continue to fly back to that city the next day.

This kind of flying back and forth like a trapeze, the iron body can't bear it.

The most terrible thing is that, in order to avoid Qi Qian's worry, Qi Bixia always drinks some energy drinks before seeing Qi Qian, which can make him look energetic in a short time. I never leave my coffee, and occasionally continue to drink that beverage.The medicine is three-point poisonous, Qi Bixia is basically overdrawing his life in order to keep his spirits up.Even during the month of watching the football match in continent B for the World Cup, Qi Bixia was not without work at all, but he stayed at night when Qi Qian fell asleep and during the day when he was still awake.

He also accompanied Qi Qian to eat those messy high-calorie foods, all of which were the main culprits who emptied Qi Bixia's body recently.

When a person wants to be nice to another person, what that person pays behind it is naturally unimaginable to ordinary people.Even after being betrayed by A Luo, Qi Bixia still smiled and explained to Qi Qian: "Don't listen to A Luo bluffing you, he always likes to exaggerate the facts, Dad is always full of energy because he is happy to see you How could I not love my body."

"Yes, I bluffed you so that you can live a healthy life. By the way, I also hope that you will set an example and urge you, stupid dad, to accept my bluff?" glasses, asked Qi Qian.

Qi Qian hugged the teddy bear, his face was expressionless, but his tone was firm enough to say: "Oh."

Then, Qi's father and son lived a "healthy" life together in dire straits.

Every morning at seven o'clock, the father and son get up on time, wear the same style of sportswear, and together, under the escort of the fitness coach and bodyguards specially invited by Qi Bixia, jog for an hour facing the morning sun in their community.The reason why I don’t run on the treadmill is to breathe fresh air, and the reason why I don’t run in the huge garden of my home is that Qi Bixia has been in the newspaper for several days in a row in order to show others the same parent-child outfits that father and son change every day .

Qi Qian looked very dissatisfied at the dinosaur tail on the back of his shorts today: "Are you sure there is such a thing on the sportswear?"

"Of course." Qi Bixia said without changing his expression.

"Then why didn't you?"

"Because Dad is an adult, he deserves something ugly."

"Oh." Qi Qian thought in his heart, the people on earth are really pitiful, they can't grow a tail, so they love to design a tail on their clothes?Self-deception or something.

Qi Bixia quietly took a photo of today's little dinosaur-themed son, and sent it to WeChat—my son is so hot and cute every day!

In less than a minute, San Mushui, who taught Qi Bixia to give children ears, tails, bells and other evil things, silently gave Qi Bixia a thumbs up.

"Woke up so early?" Qi Bixia sent a text message to express her horror.Holy crap, is it the end of the world?Miki Shui unexpectedly got up so early.Don't writers generally wake up at noon and sleep in the early morning?Say what to type at night with inspiration.In fact, in Chang Qiqi's words, it's just laziness, procrastination, and never writing a manuscript until the last minute.

"I haven't slept yet!!! (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻" The three exclamation points in the text message and the expression of flipping the table behind have fully expressed Miki Shui's resentful mood. Miki Shui obviously belongs to the three-dimensional Compared with the two-dimensional person, Qi Bixia can't imagine what it would be like when a person with a high degree of facial paralysis makes expressions similar to ">///<" and "2333333". Anyway, it's scary. I really don't know how his lover and daughter faced him.

"Come on, my son and I are going for a morning jog~" Qi Bixia is a three-dimensional and two-dimensional idiot who maintains a high degree of consistency. He has a funny temperament.

"By the way, after finishing the sixth episode of "Because We Are a Family", by the way, let your son dub the game's voice in the era, right? Have you given your son voice training in advance?"

"Absolutely, how can you not trust me? Do you think I'm a late-stage procrastinator like you?!"

"Oh, that's good, have a good morning run, see you during the recording. =V="

Qi Bixia always felt that he could feel the threat from the other party from San Mushui's last sentence, the meaning was naked, if you dare to lie to me, in fact, your son didn't do any training at all, hehehe.

Qi Bixia wanted to say that I wouldn't be afraid of your threats, but...he really didn't give his son voice training.

This is not caused by procrastination, but amnesia.

While the father and son were jogging, Qi Bixia cried to his son: "What should I do, Qianbao, Dad is dying, I don't know how scary Miki Shui was when he was working! How much trouble was left to Dad when he filmed "Orphan" Did you create psychological trauma? How about you pretend to be sick, how swollen is it?"

"...What's wrong with being able to participate in the show but not being able to dub the voice?"

"Cough! Sore throat!"

"Is there no talking in the show? I can't pretend to be hoarse."

"..."

The fitness trainer who silently followed the father and son said that if he hadn't signed the confidentiality contract before, he would definitely go to the Haijiao Forum on 818. What about the arrogant and unscrupulous Majesty?Didn't you pretend to be a slave in front of your son in the show, but intensified it in real life?You are sorry for your bad reports in the past, you know that? !

After exercise is a nutritious breakfast for the day.

Qi's father and son's diet began to adhere to the "three lows and one high" standard, low salt, low sugar, low fat, high fiber.A dedicated nutritionist prepares a suitable meal according to the calories consumed by two people every day.In a word, it seems that people have no appetite.

"Do you want to use a ruler to measure the length of vegetables I should eat?" Qi Qian glared at the nutritionist and said.

"In fact, Master Qian, we weigh each meal of yours in advance, and match the vegetables, fruits and meat in a certain proportion, so you must eat them all."

"..."

Qi Qian felt that he needed to have a good talk about life with Qi Bixia: "I want to fire that nutritionist."

"why?"

"He upsets me."

"Fuck happy, buy a bag?" Qi Bixia recently learned this sentence from Weibo.Although his Weibo was confiscated by his assistant Xiao Zhao, Qi Qian's Weibo was not confiscated. Basically, Qi Bixia was taking care of it. He was more attentive than his assistant and had more brains than he used to play his own Weibo.Qi Bixia said, this is my son's Weibo, and his image must not be damaged!

Ah Luo said meaningfully: "You are very successful in pretending that your son is pretending."

"Does that mean I'm as smart as my son?"

"It means that your emotional intelligence can also be mixed in the children's world."

"I don't want a bag, I want to fire that nutritionist who won't let me eat anything!"

"What does he not let you eat?" Qi Qian's daily meals are actually very rich, with a lot of meat, seafood, vegetables, dried fruits, and miscellaneous grains, as well as desserts and drinks after meals, and occasionally candy , biscuits, etc., and you can eat hamburgers once a week... Qi Bixia really can't think of what Qi Qian is forbidden to eat.

Qi Qian thought for a while, then changed his words: "It's not so much that he doesn't let me eat something, it's better to say that he forces me to eat something! I don't like vegetables, why would there be such a big villain on earth?!"

When he first came to Earth, Qi Qian, who had never eaten natural food, actually ate anything. Later, with the improvement of material level, and also to accumulate energy, he began to dislike the green vegetables that he could not even eat on Planet α.

"Kids can't be picky eaters, picky eaters won't grow taller."

"I can grow taller!" Qi Qian insisted. He felt that he was telling the truth. Now that he has two extra tails, he can grow back slowly under control when he is forced to return to his juvenile height. He can grow back as tall as he wants. how tall.

"...Son, can we not always say these idealistic words? This is a materialistic world."

"It's as if you ate everything when you were a child." Qi Qian looked at Qi Bixia with contempt.

"That's why Dad didn't grow taller." Qi Bixia is completely shameless in order to let his son live a healthy life. Even if it is to sacrifice his own height, he will do it without hesitation.

"..." For the first time, Qi Qian was silenced by Qi Bixia.