Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

No.20 Two diaries: Things flock together, people divide into groups, Qi Bixia's good friend Pei Yue can't stop him even if he tries to die.

"Hey~ I'm back~ The food is on the table, the bath water is in the bathtub, and I'm on the sofa. What do you want to do first?" Pei Tianwang smiled evilly, especially biting dry words.

In the past, Qi Bixia would have followed suit, but now... the first thing he did was to cover his son's ears.

Qi Qian hugged the teddy bear and looked back at Qi Bixia: "Can we stop deceiving ourselves like this? I've heard what he said."

"Then do you understand?" Pei Yue smiled even more obnoxiously.

"Don't ask me to invite you out." For the first time in so many years, Qi Bixia finally understood the feeling that Bai Qiu didn't want him to have in-depth contact with Pei Yue. Pei Yue was simply a living mobile source of infection.

"I live next door to you."

Pei Yue and Qi Bixia are good friends who are related but have no actual blood relationship. Their relationship is too close to be described as wearing the same pair of pants, but they will buy all the houses together, even two Neighboring islands.

Qi Bixia continued to stare at Pei Yue.

Pei Yue spread his hands helplessly: "Okay, I really convinced you, you are not as fun as before, do you know? I went to sing for a year, didn't I walk for a century?"

"What on earth are you here for?" Qi Bixia frowned, his unwelcoming attitude was very obvious.

"To prove to you that I could come back to help you take care of my son on the first night of recording the show, but I didn't come on purpose because I was expressing my firm attitude of non-violent non-cooperation to your threat to me." Pei Yue said again Seriously though.

According to his family's description, Qi Qian finally confirmed that the person in front of him was Pei Yue, the seed player of the Showcase Tournament.

The only person who can understand Pei Yue is Qi Bixia, just like everyone else thinks what Pei Yue said just now is serious, but only Qi Bixia knows that he is joking.Pei Yue has done his best to rush back as soon as possible, expressing his importance and support for his good friend Xi becoming a father.A person with a poisonous mouth is either so cold that he has no friends for life, or he can only wait for a funny guy who believes that he is good no matter what he says, just like Sherlock Holmes met Watson, or like Pei Yue and A Luo met Qi Bixia .

"Come on, Qian Bao, this is a gift my brother bought for you. You will definitely like it~" Pei Yue took out a very beautifully wrapped paper bag.

"Don't tell me there's a credit card or a blank check, I'll definitely despise you." Qi Bixia knows Pei Yue very well, that's a common man, a common man like him, they can't play romance, they can only play Give money for such an unpretentious act.The more money given, the stronger their love.These are the three views that have been formed since childhood and cannot be changed at all.

In the past, Pei Yue had a true love that was lost through such tossing.

When the other party looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle, and Wenyi said that sometimes life just needs a trip and a desperate love, but Pei Yue replied with a sneer, as if it didn't cost money.

And then... no more.

Pei Yue's true love is still literary and artistic, and Pei Yue himself is still a philanderer, but they have never been in touch since then. The story of the two fully proves that "the playboy in the game world washes his hands for someone's golden basin, and he has been weak for three thousand times since then." The legend of "take a scoop" can basically only exist in vulgar romance stories.

"Cut, I'm such a vulgar person, but I gave my love to my dear brother~" Pei Yue wanted to go up to pinch Qi Qian's face, but Qi Qian said thank you and took the bag While dexterously dodging.

Qi Qian said: "Do you think you are that funny comparison of Qi Bixia?"

Pei Yue blinked, and looked at Qi Bixia in disbelief: "Did you hear what your son said?"

Qi Bixia replied with a happy face: "Qianbao said that I am special, oh hehe, it's the best thing that only dad can hold ~ I like Qianbao the most ~ I'm so happy!"

"There must be someone between you and me whose brain comprehension ability is completely dead, and I'm sure that person is not me."

"Hmph, just keep being jealous, mortal!"

"...Really, you are a good person, but the feeling is gone, let's break up."

"If you want to break up, I'll dump you." Qi Bixia was about to continue teasing Pei Yue when she saw Qi Qian take out the May issue of "Playboy" from Pei Yue's gift bag, and the monthly bunny girl was on the cover The scantily clad one scratched his head and hesitated, "You gave me my son, what's the mess?!"

"The thing every boy desires the most. Don't act like you've never seen it, okay?" Pei Yueru said.

Qi Bixia's answer was to snatch "Playboy" from Qi Qian's hand, and with the last bit of patience to suppress the anger in his heart, he said to his precious son: "You go to watch anime first, Dad and brother have something to do." Negotiate, good boy."

Qi Qian looked at Qi Bixia's distorted face, and patted him on the shoulder: "I know what it is, I taught it in the kindergarten, don't worry, I won't think about being with others until I want the next generation. Try those."

The desire to become stronger and fight is so strong that the α-star people seem to have diverted their desire for sex.As a result, α-star people have formed a special physiological condition in which they will only go into heat when they want to continue to the next generation.For the people on earth, it is very strange that such a situation is similar to the estrus period of animals, but for the people of α star, it is inconceivable that the people on earth are in estrus every day, and sometimes they are in estrus.He meant that the purpose of estrus is to continue the next generation, isn't it?If you don't want to have a next generation, then what is the value of such a piston movement?Where is the cuteness of giving up everything?He really can't get it.

Pei Yue blew a whistle at Qi Qian, his every move has never had the temperament of a nobleman from a family, he will only be like a little hooligan on the street, with a glib tongue and a sweet tongue: "Look, I am helping my younger brother finish the kindergarten Learning content, deeper and more comprehensive understanding, God, I am such a good brother."

"I said, go upstairs!" This was probably the first time Qi Bixia spoke to Qi Qian in such a serious tone.

Qi Qian froze for a moment, but finally went upstairs obediently with the teddy bear in his arms, and went back to his room to play Sleeping Beauty and Prince with New Year's Eve. By the way, he thought about a question, why New Year's Eve and Pei Yue looked alike .

"I'm serious, Pei Yue, these things must never appear in my house again in the future."

People who usually don't get angry with you will always be difficult to deal with when they get angry. Pei Yue finally realized Qi Bixia's seriousness: "I know you will be different when you have children, so, hey, Look, I didn't even have a swimsuit party at your house to welcome me back. Just a few innocuous jokes..."

"This is not some harmless joke, Pei Yue!"

"But in my opinion it is!" Pei Yue was also a little sullen after being slapped in the face again and again, "I'm really sorry, I have become a little bit at odds with you who have become boring."

"I prefer to call it my father's racial talent." Qi Bixia said what he learned from San Mushui.

"Goodbye!" Pei Yue failed to learn the instant travel with his true love of literature and art, but learned the cold war of instant departure.

"Walk slowly." Qi Bixia also has his temper, even because he is on the younger side, Pei Yue let him in most of the time, he will never learn to lower his eyebrows, Except in front of his son.

After Pei Yue stepped out of the living room, Qi Bixia actually regretted it. He shouldn't be so blunt, but there is really no way to give in on some principles.He can mess around with Pei Yue, but he can't involve his son. It was also under Pei Yue's reminder that Qi Bixia realized how long he hadn't tried the carnival days like before.

Half a minute later, Pei Yue reluctantly appeared at the door again, and his tone softened: "Are you really planning to ignore me?"

"You were the one who left first." Qi Bixia said that it really hurt feelings.

"Please, do I seem to be such a principled person? Every time I say I don't care about you, how often have I actually done it?" Qi Bixia only has Pei Yue as a heart-to-heart friend, just as Pei Yue only has Qi Bixia, "I'm sorry, I will pay attention to the scale next time. You know me, I don't have a son, and I rarely even get in touch with children. I also want to be good to Qianbao, I swear."

"...I was also at fault, the tone just now was too aggressive." Qi Bixia slowed down his tone, "I don't want to argue with you."

"I don't want to either. To be honest, I appreciate your attitude just now. I mean, you have always looked like the father I expected to be. You will teach your son what he should be at his age." Contact, what is good, not like when I was a child, my old man shot the head of the nanny who took care of my brother growing up in front of me and my brother, blood and brains splashed on my face, haha , Sometimes I feel that I am mentally tough because I am not a pervert. I will fully support you in being a good father."

"Thank you. Mental support is enough. I don't dare to ask you for advice on how to take care of my son." Qi Bixia laughed.

"How to take care of it?"

"You forgot, that's what you told me, as long as Qian Bao doesn't take drugs, let him do everything, what's the matter with raising a second-generation ancestor, if we can afford it." Qi Bixia replied, "The proposal is quite attractive. , but it's not a good idea. I don't want to exaggerate to hope that the child will become a dragon or something, I just hope that he grows up happily and happily like an ordinary child, and has a bright and dazzling future. Not when he grows up, uh, like you I do, you know what I mean."

Applause came from behind Qi Bixia, and Qi Bixia and Pei Yue turned their heads together, only then did they realize that the sentence "how to take care of them" just now did not come from either of them, but Bai Qiu who just entered the door.

"Uncle?!" Pei Yue expressed his horror.Bai Qiu and Pei Yue's father, Big Brother Pei, are biological brothers. When he was young, Big Brother Pei had to send his infant brother to the Bai family to take care of him because he wanted to avoid the pursuit of the enemy. Bai Qiu became the adopted son of the Bai family in this way. In the end, Big Brother Pei killed his enemies with his hands, returned to country C after success, recognized his younger brother, and then entrusted his ineffective youngest son Pei Yue to Bai Qiu.Pei Yue can contradict his father without fear, but behaves like a cat in front of Bai Qiu.

Bai Qiu smiled slightly: "I just heard that you suggested raising Xiaoqian?"

What Pei Yue and Qi Bixia worked so hard to hide was finally revealed.

"No, uncle, listen to me, there is absolutely no such thing!"

"What do you say?" Bai Qiu looked at Qi Bixia.

"Go to the next door and you can chat all night!" Qi Bixia sold out his teammates without saying a word. Bai Qiu is the most talkative person in the Bai family, and he is also the most annoying person in the Bai family.

Pei Yue unceremoniously gave Qi Bixia a middle finger.

Qi Bixia Quan pretended not to see it.

The next day, Qi Qian had to go to Chaoxi Kindergarten again.The reason why Bai Qiu came to Qi Bixia's house last night was to supervise the Qi family and his son.Bai Qiu knew Qi Bixia very well, and he clearly knew that if he didn't supervise, Qi Bixia would definitely let his son continue asking for leave with the excuse that the filming wasn't over yet.Children can be spoiled, but they must not be spoiled, this is for their future good.

During extracurricular activities, Fowles appeared in front of Qi Qian.

"You're so smart, why don't you skip a grade?" This was Fowles' question from his father when he talked about Qi Qian after returning home last night, so Fowles came to the kindergarten the next day to ask Qi Qian for his father. modest.

"Skip a grade?" The education on Alpha Star is different from that on Earth. There are special machines that will adjust the learning content according to the children's different learning progress. Everyone learns individually, so naturally there is no such thing as skipping a grade.At most, it took XX a year to complete the learning content, or OO has not completed it in five years.

"You do not know?"

"I don't know, but now I know, thank you." Qi Qian always thought that going to school is a rigid rule of the earth, and every child must waste more than ten years to learn something that only takes a few years.Fortunately, Fowles opened the door to a new world for him.

The author has something to say: "Because we are a family" will continue to have program content. Currently, I just come back for an intermission to let Qi Qian know that there is a talk about skipping levels in this world. XDDD and record the theme song of the program~