Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

No.17 Diary: Do you know how hard I tried to find a reason not to go to school? !

After many negotiations and coordination, and several months of preliminary planning, the large-scale outdoor star parent-child reality show "Because We Are a Family" jointly invested by Baishi International and Baiqi Entertainment finally hosted many audiences on the last weekend of April. The high-level expectations of Bai's TV station have been launched ahead of schedule.

The production team of "Because We Are a Family" is a combination of the original crew of the gold medal program "Next Stop Supermodel" and the chief director and his team of a children's reality show "Baby, Baby" , has a huge out-of-town shooting team of more than 200 people including directors, field managers, cameras, medical staff, etc., more than 50 camera positions, and adopts an all-round and seamless documentary recording method, striving to be worthy of the words "heavy money".

The family is settled, the agent is settled, the schedule is settled, the luggage is settled, and the script study meeting in advance is settled. After counting rounds and rounds silently in his heart, the excited father Qi Bixia finally realized what he forgot—— — the consent of his son.

Pei Yue, the king of rock and roll who was far away abroad, was woken up again by the phone call in the early morning, and his one-night stand partner who had just rolled over the sheets and fell asleep not long ago expressed that he was very irritable.

While bowing his head and kissing the beauty, Pei Tianwang picked up the phone and said in a hoarse voice suppressing his anger: "If your news is not the end of the world, or my life is in danger, or my father is dead, I will send a killer to kill you. "A strong Tianliang Wang Po's domineering president's breath came to his face.

"I forgot to ask my son if he wants to be on TV and record a show? QAQ?" Qi Xiaotian asked solemnly, defying power.

"..." That strong feeling like killing intent can already be manifested through the phone.

Before Pei Yue hung up the phone, Qi Bixia resorted to his trump card: "Two years ago, my adult party, do you need me to continue to remember it for you?"

After a period of turmoil, Pei Yue drove the beauty who was still under him to the next door, and then asked anxiously: "Why, have you been exposed?"

"No, I just want to remind you kindly what I have done for you so that you don't hang up on my phone."

Pei Yue broke out: "Let me tell you, Qi Bixia, you can't be so ungrateful, and you don't even think about who helped you transition from an actor to a singer? Who was caught drinking and racing with you and got caught in the headlines? Who was called to the office by Uncle Bai Dong to scold you? Eh? Tell me!"

"I only know that I am your little uncle. Two years ago, when I was lifting the tank for you, sister Anna almost broke her leg." Qi Bixia was not moved at all, and began to search the address book of the phone seriously, "You and That person, choose one of the two, I will always contact one tonight."

"...Sooner or later, I will send a killer to kill you! I'm serious." Pei Yue gritted his teeth, then he gave in cowardly, and his voice softened, "You said you threatened me because of such a crap as your son I, am I suitable? I really don’t have the majesty of being an old man at all. Don’t even think about it, who is the one who has the final say between you and your son?!”

"My son." Qi Bixia answered very simply.

Pei Yue bowed down for Qi Bixia's shamelessness: "Then you just tell your son that we don't need to go to kindergarten when we go to record the show. Trust me, your son will definitely agree."

"How can my son be such an unprincipled person?"

Facts have proved that Qi Qian is such an unprincipled person.As the attacks on the Internet slowly came to an end, although Qi Qian didn't quite understand what happened, he was also sensitive to the fact that once the incident was over, he should go back to kindergarten.Now I can have an excuse to get out of kindergarten by being on the show, it's really nice to see, okay?

"As expected of your son." Ah Luo said as he pushed his glasses away.Although Qi Bixia was brought up by an elite education, that doesn't mean he likes it. He has used work as an excuse to drop school. "Speaking of which, how long has it been since you went to college?"

Twenty-year-old Qi Bixia with a normal IQ is currently a junior at the Royal Academy of Film.

"Ha ha."

"I'm really looking forward to seeing you graduate from university with enough credits in a few years." Ah Luo returned a mocking look, "It's a good story for father and son to graduate together."

"Qian Bao is such a good boy, so he hated going to school and chose to go to school, great!" Qi Bixia decisively changed the subject.

Qi Qian calmly hugged the teddy bear and looked back at the "stupid earthlings" eyes he used to use on Qi Bixia. I can't think of any other way to skip going to school. Do you think I'd like to go?

On the morning of Friday, April 454, 4 in the new calendar, a team of more than 26 people arrived at Qi Bixia's mansion in the 20rd day, carrying almost ten surveillance cameras.

"Have you started filming now?" Qi Qian asked Qi Bixia.

"Not yet, uncles and aunts need to prepare." For example, placing cameras of different sizes in different positions, adjusting lighting and boom microphones, applying makeup to Qi Bixia and his son, installing collar clip wireless microphones and waist pack transmitters device, and recording Qi Bixia sitting at home introducing his son's opening remarks.

"Because We Are a Family" adopts the mode of on-site shooting and behind-the-scenes narration and commentary of the parties. At the beginning of the script, the scene of the four star families is introduced by the star at home.

"Good morning, Country C. This is the report sent by Qi Bixia at the preparation scene of the program "Because We Are a Family"." Qi Bixia in front of the camera is confident, sunny, with a bright smile and humor Funny, "This is my home, and this is my family, my one and only, my treasure in life."

One of the cameras surrounding Qi Bixia slowly turned to the photo wall in the living room, which was covered with white photos of different sizes and the same standard in a messy but not messy, orderly but not rigid way. A photo frame, inside the photo frame are photos of Qi Qian from childhood to adulthood.

At the beginning, Qi Qian's optical brain also took great pains to forge a real identity of an earth person for Qi Qian. These PS photos synthesized by the optical brain through Qi Qian's real growth image on Star α and the background of the earth are one of the evidences.The optical brain has surpassed the earth's technology for several centuries, ensuring that no one will find the tricks in the photos.In the end, they were combined into one volume and placed in Qi Qian's cockpit.

When Qi Qian took out the photo album from the teddy bear, Qi Bixia just sighed at the amazing capacity of the teddy bear, and then busily happily made two copies of his son's photo, one for collection and one for hanging. On the wall for people to admire.

"My baby is called Qi Qian, and he is five and a half years old this year."

In the subsequent shot, Qi Qian comes down from the second floor to have breakfast with a teddy bear in his arms, and the hour hand points to nine o'clock.Qi Qian, who usually eats breakfast on time at 07:30, had no choice but to put some snacks upstairs in advance in order to cooperate with the shooting.Well, for an alpha person who needs energy, eating more is not a last resort, and he even thinks it would be nice if he could record programs like this every day.

After a short parent-child interaction at the dinner table, other parts of the introduction that Qi Bixia has just recorded will be interspersed.

But for Qi Qian, there is no such background sound now, he just needs to ignore the camera and eat his pile of high-calorie food as usual.The only change on the dining table is that the drink changed from cola to milk. As a result, Qi Qian found that the calories per 11 grams of milk are [-] calories higher than that of cola. Yo, it is decided, and I will drink this white drink in the future Bar. (The orphanage run by the stingy Aisha generally doesn’t have milk, and when Qi Qian came to Qi Bixia’s house, he only drank soy milk, which is the traditional Chinese breakfast, with the lowest calories. So Qi Qian is currently Didn't know it was called milk.)

Qi Bixia secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he thought that Qi Qian would make a fuss if he changed to the Coke that almost drank like water for Qi Qian.Had it not been for Ah Luo and his assistant Xiao Zhao nagging that he was afraid that giving his son Coke for breakfast on the show would be bad, he would never have forced his son to drink milk.

——King Qi Xiaotian hates milk the most in his life, not one of them, that's why his height is stuck at 179CM, although he has always been shamelessly tiptoeing and insisting that he is 180cm.

"Do you know what we are going to do today?" Qi Bixia asked Qi Qian with a smile after breakfast.

Although Qi Qian really wants to answer that you have repeated the next itinerary to me dozens of times in the past few days, can you not talk nonsense?But he also knew that he must not say such things as making a show, so he just nodded obediently and replied: "Go to find the way."

"That's great, I still remember what my father said yesterday." Qi Bixia picked up his son and kissed him quickly.

For the 180th time, Qi Qian reminded himself in his heart that you are recording a program, you have to be patient, if you fail to record the program, you can only go to kindergarten and listen to idiots teaching you lessons.

Behind the camera, Ah Luo and his assistant Xiao Zhao covered their faces silently, taking advantage of the show to get cheap from their son, there really is your Qi Bixia, but did you really not notice the eyes of your son who tried so hard to endure that he wanted to kill someone?

Qi Qian doesn't like to be in contact with people very much, whether they are people from Earth or people from Alpha Planet.Well, normal physical contact is acceptable, but he doesn't like people to hug or kiss him casually, but these are what Qi Bixia desires most.It's okay to kiss once and hug once, like Bai Qiu, who negotiated in advance and reluctantly accepted it, but kissing every day, hugging all the time...is this too much? !

So Qi Bixia can only rack his brains every day to engage in offensive and defensive battles with his son, but now he finds out that his son is unexpectedly well-behaved in front of the camera, how can he not take advantage of it, he must make up for what he owed before!

Qi Qian's eyes were completely murderous.

An episode of "Because We Are Family" is roughly divided into two parts,

The first part is that the children of several celebrities are divided into two groups, and after meeting independently, they will go to the parent's location according to the prompts.That is to say, celebrity parents cannot accompany their children on the way. They can only sit at the terminal and watch their children's performance remotely while completing some checkpoint games.

The trip starts on Saturday morning, and on Friday, parents take their children to explore the road first, which is the "preparation" stage.

But it's just the so-called "preparation" for the audience to see. In fact, Qi Bixia has taken Qi Qian to the airport for countless times, and even took a short-distance plane back and forth to rehearse several times.

The safety of the children along the way is definitely guaranteed. After all, every child will have at least a two-camera or more shooting system around him, and medical logistics is a long tail.It’s just that if there is no accident, the people behind these people must not interfere with the child’s behavior. For example, if the child is lost, they can’t remind them. They can only wait for the child to find out by himself, and then ask passers-by or call the parents to find the correct way.

It's actually an occasional episode on the children's reality show "Baby, Baby": a cherished memory of a child going out on their own for the first time.In this regard, the "Baby, Baby" program group already has very complete experience, which is enough to reassure parents of celebrities.

Well, Qi Bixia couldn't be at ease at all, and even wanted to follow him all the way, but was beaten by Sister Anna.

Qi Qian's first reaction when he heard that he was going to go alone was also: "You are already great if you don't lose yourself. Don't think about things that have surpassed your IQ, OK? Like taking care of me."

King Qi Xiaotian, who doesn't distinguish between five grains and does not work hard, is completely despised by the whole family.

The author has something to say: There is a real program for children to find their parents by themselves. It was a children’s reality show called "The Meal Is Not Show" on Shenzhen Satellite TV. The children are between five and seven years old. During the day, we fly together, take a taxi, ask for directions and find my mother, super cute!Highly recommend~

It's just that this point comes from "The Show of Meals", the content is different~ Let me talk about it here~MUA~