Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

J—joke (joke)

Haijiao Forum recently launched a survey about Qi Qian,

[[My Hall] As we all know, My Hall has a high IQ, strong strength, outstanding appearance, strong background, an internationally renowned film star, the dream lover of thousands of girls—maybe even boys—, friends and family around her They are also very good, and can be called the most perfect male god, as if there is nothing he can't do.Then there is really nothing he is not good at? 】

0L: [Picture] The cute photo of the town building when I was a child, first 10 minutes of nympho.

1L: What about LZ?Really go crazy for 10 minutes?This picture is really not rough, it has been saved.

2L: There is nothing I am not good at! LZ failed to install fans, negative score and bad review, sent back to practice again!

……

20L: This is LZ, the nympho is over, let me get back to the topic, His Highness has been a LZ fan for some years, and there is absolutely no malice, just the idle phantom limb pain_(:з)∠)_For example, LZ will think that His Highness is not very good Good at giving up a foodie heart.

21L: Your Highness is not good at... loving me QAQ

22L: Did LZ really go crazy for 10 minutes?Chinese.

23L: His Highness is not good at leisure, his way of rest is always one way - stay at home and watch anime.

24L: 21L+1, Your Highness is not good at [Love me], sosad, but I will wait patiently, um, looking at the entertainment industry, many celebrities' wives started from fans!Even the football king Fernando is also a fan of Qi Bixia!

25L: LS (upstairs) also watched the [-]th anniversary show of love between His Majesty and Feiqiu Wang?That feeling is so beautiful.

...After all kinds of conjectures...

1114L: What A-Qian is not good at is his sense of humor. He always can't tell whether others are joking with him or not.And his humor comes from his complete lack of humor.

1115L: What LS said made sense, but I was speechless.

1116L: I stay in the depths of my palace and I am naturally cute~(≧▽≦)/~

K—king (king)

The emperor's grandson married his commoner girlfriend Xu Sen Changle against all odds. The news of the wedding of the century caused an uproar all over the world.This is two completely different concepts from knowing that they are dating, because no one thought that the grandson of the emperor would really marry the cake.

Afterwards, there were quite a few cake-picking posts saying that the richness of the cake family could no longer be described as "common people". The two fathers, one is the great god Miki Mizu who won the Prince Chengze Award, and the other is the founder and co-founder of Times Games. Boss, how can such a family be "civilians"!Not to mention the friends around her—Qi Qian, Fowles, Gu Gege, Pei Yi, Chen Yu, which one can scare people to death if they say it is not their identity?It can only be said that the cake does not have the status of a family, but it must not be said that she is a commoner.

Many netizens said that this truth has already been revealed in fairy tales, even the most down-and-out Cinderella and her family are still rich.

After marriage, the queen who had reigned for a year finally abdicated with peace of mind, and supported the emperor's grandson who was the second in line to succeed her father directly, becoming another His Majesty the king in the history of country C.

The first thing His Majesty the King did after ascending the throne was naturally to respect his grandmother as the Supreme Emperor, and then gave his legal wife Xu Sen Changle the Queen.As for His Majesty's father, hehe.The only thing that sat at home waiting for the former prince who was also honored to arrive was that His Majesty the King canceled the title of Lord Xinyang County.

Just as the former Her Majesty the Queen did to her half-brothers, Her Majesty the King also did the same thing after she took power. The reasons are all ready-made. The royal family and the law do not recognize the status of children who have extramarital affairs.

"Don't you care about your good grandson?!" The former prince angrily went to argue with his abdicated mother.

"I can't even discipline my own son well, so how can I hope to discipline my grandson well." Her Majesty the Queen who abdicated said so.

"...Mother, you clearly promised me."

"Yes, I promised you that I will recognize the child's identity during my reign, but now that I have abdicated, it is up to the next king to admit that child." Extremely disgusted with extramarital affairs and illegitimate children How could Her Majesty the Queen really make life easier for the mother and daughter who have disgusted her for nearly 30 years.

In desperation, the former prince could only find the current king: "That's your sister, how dare you..."

"Why don't I dare? Father. Don't forget, I am the king." His Majesty the King, who had had enough of his father who was naive and foolish all his life, finally vented all his anger for so many years, "I have the right You are also responsible for maintaining the normal ethics of this country. Don’t talk about depriving Xinyang of his title, father, you’d better keep a low profile, otherwise your good wife may not continue to enjoy the treatment of her princess!”

"Are you threatening me?"

"If you want to think so, there is nothing I can do. I just hope that you, who have never known me well, can remember one thing. I am a person who keeps his word."

"I see you dare!"

The king smiled, didn't say anything, but showed with practical actions that he was really a man of his word. Many years later, after his father passed away, he deprived the woman who indirectly killed his mother of everything and just watched with cold eyes to her desolate old age until she died.Why don't I dare?my dear father.

At the same time, Xinyang and her hypocritical mother found the cake, which should be called Her Majesty the Queen now. At that time, Her Majesty the Queen was... checking Weibo and shopping on Taobao. No matter how high her status became, the cake was still her in essence. I haven't changed.

"You despicable commoner! Let your husband give me back my things!" Xinyang, who has not yet figured out the situation, is extremely arrogant.

Cake smiled gracefully, thinking that you really lived up to my expectations, so you broke in like this, ha.

"What do you want to do?" Xinyang finally felt something was wrong.

Cake didn't answer, just beckoned, surrounded by the palace guards who were already on standby behind her, then looked at Xinyang and her mother with disdain and said: "What punishment will be imposed on the queen's bedroom in law?" Come on? I, a commoner, just became a queen not long ago, and my memory is not very good, oh, never mind, I am the queen, I have the final say, right?"

"Yes, Your Majesty the Empress, in your bedroom, you are the law." The queen's maid responded immediately, "It is stipulated in the law that Her Majesty the Empress can blame anyone in her bedroom, including Her Majesty the King."

"I think you dare!" The woman who had been putting on airs of a mother-in-law in front of the cake finally couldn't bear it any longer.

"Why didn't I dare?" Cake looked at the former princess in disbelief, how did such a person PK off his husband's mother back then.

"This is my daughter, she is the princess of this country, she is the king's sister! And I am the king's mother!"

"How did I hear that my husband's mother passed away when my husband was a child? And my mother-in-law only has one son from my husband. Your Royal Highness, the only princess forever, you should have heard this saying? Forget it, Why should I say this to a commoner and drive them out of the palace, I don’t know if His Majesty the King has ordered it, outsiders are not welcome here.”

"Touch me and try! Who gave you the guts!"

"I gave it."

"You can't reason with those shameless people." That's what Cake said to Qi Qian afterwards.

"In a good mood?"

"It's so cool! Don't you know that the old woman's face when Zihua and I just got married and Zihua was not king, she was so energetic, as if she would be the next queen soon Yes, don't be too ridiculous." That was probably the most humble period in Cake's life, where did she suffer from that kind of crime, but fortunately she didn't enjoy the life of the so-called vicious mother-in-law for long, so she didn't have to admit this mother-in-law anymore, "out of sight Don't be calm, you won't have to see that disgusting mother and daughter who put on airs again in this life."

"Pay attention to your words, Your Majesty the Queen."

"Queens are human too."

L—love (love)

"Only death will separate us, but I still can't stop my love for you... Don't you think this line is a bit vulgar?" Qi Qian asked New Year's Eve while reciting his lines.

On New Year's Eve, he tilted his head and kissed the corner of Qi Qian's lips: "It depends on who you are talking to. If it's you, this is the most beautiful sentence in the world to me."

M—movie (movie)

Qi Qian took on a new film "Prince Rong" immediately after he became the actor of the Golden Star, not for winning awards, not for the box office, and not for breakthroughs, but just wanted to give his fans a dose of prevention that he would come out soon Needle.

Prince Rong is a legendary figure in the history of country C. His life was so ups and downs that there are too many angles to describe his story.The advantage is that if you use "Prince Rong" as the title, people will definitely buy it; the disadvantage is that it is too difficult to come up with new ideas.What Qi Qian chose was to complete the script of this too difficult task, a story of Prince Rong from a new angle.

Homosexuality, incest...

When these two words appeared, many people on the Internet were asking, is Qi Qian crazy?He's just kidding about his career.

And when the movie came out, everyone was moved to tears by the movie.

As an investor, New Year's Eve once again interpreted the myth that a movie that was not watched by everyone, but after he invested, there was a Jedi counterattack.

The angle chosen in the movie is the identity of the unmarried Prince Rong's true lover in wild history—his little uncle, Duke Charles of Country E.

Duke Charlie's mother, Princess Mutu, married to country E and gave birth to Duke Charles who is a CE hybrid.

And this Duke Charles grew up with Prince Rong in the palace of country C when he was a child. Although he has the status of a younger uncle, he is not a few years older than Prince Rong.The reason why everyone suspects that they are a couple is also well-founded. One of these two people is never married, and the other is unmarried. After many years after Duke Charles returned to country E, they still maintain a relationship in that country where there are no planes and mobile phones. , computer, communication requires several months of pen pal status, and the relationship is so deep that it is unbelievable.

In the movie, there is no modification, deletion, or distortion of the content of any correspondence, and the original words are used, which is enough for the audience to feel the ambiguous feelings floating under the calm surface.

Charlie said in the letter: How many times do I have to tell you before you believe me, I don't love your brother, there is nothing between me and him!

Prince Rong replied: Yes, I am a dead man, when will I tell you that I am not?

The fact that the movie passed the trial was based on another conjecture about Duke Charlie in history—he was not the child of Princess Mutu. Historians have reason to believe that the relationship between the powerful Princess Mutu and her husband who married far away was not good. The real mother of Duke Charlie is actually the maid next to Princess Mutu, that is to say, technically speaking, Charlie and Prince Rong are not real relatives.

This made it possible for the movie to be released.

In the short 87 minutes of the film, there is not a single kiss, nor a word of explicit love. The biggest scale is just a short hug with Prince Rong when Duke Charles left Country C. The actor's superb acting skills moved countless audiences, and everyone said, "Fuck, fuck, I'm not a man anymore!"

It's a pity that at the end of the movie, they are just a lifelong unmarried, an unmarried relative, guarding that love, and being alone with each other for a lifetime.

"Why can't Prince Rong be with Charlie, ying ying ying." Cake cried and asked Qi Qian, the lead actor, after the premiere.

"I think they are actually together, but it's just not written in history." In order to make a good movie, Qi Qian read a lot of historical and literary works about Prince Rong and Duke Charles in advance, and all kinds of clues are telling Qi Qian, "They are together, really, trust me."

"Really? Didn't you coax me?" Cake looked at Qi Qian suspiciously.

Qi Qian nodded: "A successful actor is one who can restore the most authentic character, and if you want to restore this character, you need to understand him. I think I understood Prince Rong and expressed his feelings."

A hundred years later, when Qi Qian and New Year's Eve faked their deaths and started their lives again with different identities, he heard another person say it in the movie theater, and that person was the actor who played Qi Qian.The descendants are always repeating the predecessors in a cycle. Just like Qi Qian wanted to understand Prince Rong, Qi Qian's descendants are also trying to understand Qi Qian, this treasure, legend, and epic actor in the history of C country film.

The film "Qi Qian Nian" is based on a large number of video and audio materials left by Qi Qian "during his lifetime", as well as the descriptions of him in the autobiography of relatives and friends. It took many years of painstaking efforts. Qian's success, but his love.

Qi Qian changed his appearance and watched the premiere of the movie quietly on New Year's Eve.

"How do you feel?" New Year's Eve whispered in Qi Qian's ear in the darkness and asked him.

"They completely misunderstood my father." Qi Qian replied, "How could Qi Bixia be as domineering as the one in the movie, and taught 'me' that if you want to love, you can love boldly, tsk. "

How to say that sentence in the big boss in the anime, longing is the furthest distance to understand.

N—Network

Who is the most inseparable from the Internet around Qi Qian?

Answer: 2B250.

O—opera (opera, drama)

After playing "Prince Rong", Qi Qian started another long rest in animation, and after the rest, Qi Qian, who lost his goal of actor, changed his life goal. At Shen's invitation, we have created one classic stage play after another with him.

There is no end to life, and no end to death.This is how Qi Qian's fans describe Qi Qian's new attempt.

P—paparazzi (paparazzi)

Many, many years ago, there was a little paparazzi named Xin Wen. As a newcomer in the workplace, he clarified Qi Qian’s unmarried childbirth incident and became famous in one fell swoop. He silently thought, one day when I am in charge of the news department, I will go and talk to Xu Qian. Mori Changle confesses!

As a result... so far he has not become the head of the news department, but Xu Sen Changle has become the queen of country C.

A story of a helpless secret love, which begins with no beginning and ends with no beginning.

Q—question

Qi Qian's youngest daughter was nicknamed "One Hundred Thousand Whys" when she was a child, because she had too many questions and too many "whys" to ask.

Forced to do nothing, Qi Qian threw the 2B250 to his youngest daughter. Of course, the chip was not implanted directly like on New Year's Eve, but through online communication.

very successful!

R—retire from public life

New Year's Eve and 2B250 worked out a way to make Qi Qian and his appearance look old, but due to the limitation of lifespan, Qi Qian finally ushered in the day when he died.

There is a lot of reluctance, but I still have to say goodbye.

"I can be your audience for the rest of your life." New Year's Eve said softly, kissing the corner of Qi Qian's lips.

The world is prosperous, fortunately, you are with me.

S—special (special)

"In my heart, you will always be the most special and unique." Said Qi Qian like this on New Year's Eve.

T—tail (tail)

Each of Qi Qian's tails has a name, the ill-fated one-tailed lord, the second-tailed lord who died occasionally, the unknown three-tailed lord, the once strongest four-tailed lord, the finally hoped-for five-tailed lord, the strongest six-tailed lord in history. Mr. Tail, and... Nanao-kun who I have never waited for in this life.

"What's the name of your tail?" Qi Qian asked New Year's Eve.

"Does the tail still need a name?" On New Year's Eve, who was once an Earthling but was later transformed into a half-alpha star, he always tends to forget that he still has a furry Weibo. In a very discordant place.

U—universe (universe)

Qi Qian's eldest son has been full of elite style since he was a child, and he entered the second stage of middle school very early. In short, he thinks that except for him and his father Qi Qian, the whole world is stupid, and his stupid sister is also included in this category. , and the funny grandpa.

This kid even despised Qi Qian when he was in the second grade: "What is it to destroy the earth? Our goal is the stars and the sea! I want to be the king of the universe!"

After the child grows up, Qi Qian always likes to broadcast this dark history to make fun of his elite son.

V—vacation (vacation)

Since having a child, Qi Qian, New Year's Eve, Qi Bixia and Fernando will hold a family trip every six months and take their children abroad for vacation. (Picnics and outings on weekends are not vacations in Qi Qian's view.)

There are many reasons for taking a long vacation. The more scientific one is that it is a kind of experiential education for children, which gives them a broader perspective to truly feel the beauty of the world; the more real reason is... Qi Bixia will always try his best to avoid work with his family.

W—wedding (wedding)

After Qi Qian came out publicly, he and New Year's Eve quickly held a wedding on the island where Qi Bixia and Fernando held their wedding.

The best man team at the wedding was a bit too big, including all of Qi Qian's friends and friends' partners, and Cake was also a member of the best man team. She strongly expressed that women can't be best man!Men can be bridesmaids, you can't deprive me of my rights.

Chen Yu asked Qi Qian for the last time before the wedding: "Although I know it's impossible, I still want to give it a try. Do you want to elope with me?"

"Sorry." This was Qi Qian's decisive answer.

Chen Yu nodded: "I knew it would be this, but I would always feel reconciled if I didn't ask. Thank you for being honest with me, and I'm sorry for causing trouble to you. If I can't be a lover, I will be very happy to have Your friend. I wish you happiness, from the bottom of my heart.”

"Thank you." The emotional world is too small to accommodate a third person.

At the wedding, although neither Qi Qian nor New Year's Eve held the bouquet at the wedding, there was still a link of throwing the bouquet.Fowles, who did not participate in the scramble, received the bouquet, and inside the bouquet was hidden the wedding ring that Situ Qing had planned for a long time.

"It's so romantic!" Cake (she hadn't married the crown prince at that time) said to the crown prince beside her, "I can't think of a more romantic way to propose than this, so we won't get married."

For this reason, Situ Qing was secretly tricked by the emperor's grandson and forced to work for a whole year and a half before he finally had time to hold a wedding with his fiancé, Fowles.

X—xylophone (xylophone)

One year, Qi Qian's youngest daughter received a Christmas gift from Qi Bixia - a colorful xylophone.For this reason, the Qi family suffered from ear-piercing magic sounds for a whole month, and it was not until the eldest son quietly threw away the xylophone that the trouble was resolved.

For this reason, Qi Bixia worked as a second-class citizen at home for three months.

Y—year (year)

In this era, there is a word called "Qi Qiannian".

Z—zero (zero)

Many people are wondering why Qi Qian likes the anime "The Rebellious Lu Luxiu", especially the zero in which Lu Luxiu's identity is anonymous.

Qi Qian said, I just like him enough for the second grade.

When you are in the late stage of the second disease and don't know it yourself, you will always like the characters in the anime who are especially the second child, and as the god of the second disease, Qi Qian has no reason not to like Lu Luxiu.If you don't like him, it can only mean that you are not enough for secondary school.

The author has something to say: I have finished writing the extra episode so far, thank you for your company all the way, and look forward to continuing this beautiful date with you in the next article~MUA~

PS: The last episode will be at 8:3 noon on August [-]rd (well, the date must be written correctly this time). At that time, I will also publish a new article "On the Feasibility of Quitting the Job of the Demon King" together. I like it Thank you for your continued support, O(∩_∩)O～