Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

On October 453, 10 in the new calendar, the weather was fine, and it was said that there were meteors.

...Maybe I am the shooting star.

When I was on Star α, I ran into the Einstein-Rosen Bridge inexplicably. I was lucky enough to face the harmless center point, pass through the gray road, come out of the white hole, and fall into the earth.My private spacecraft crash-landed on the earth and passed through the outer atmosphere of the earth, and began to burn violently due to friction. This is also a meteor in the eyes of others.

In the end, only the cockpit was burned, and the spaceship and I fell into an abandoned arsenal somewhere on the earth.

The spaceship was damaged, the communicator failed, and contact with Star α was completely lost. The few remaining boxes of nutrients were burnt clean in the atmosphere along with the periphery of the spaceship. The unlucky α star will be involved in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, and will be sent to the earth in universe B... I will probably become the first person in the history of α star to be starved to death on an alien planet, ha ha.

I decided to deeply remember the name of this planet that is about to starve me to death - Earth.

[A good news, a bad news. ] That's what the 2B250 in my brain told me.

【Say. 】

[This planet called Earth is suitable for human habitation, and there are intelligent creatures. It has a history of tens of thousands of years. You will not starve to death.But these intelligent beings are, in other words... aliens. 】

I instantly thought of the swearing reports of the experts and professors of the Base Academy of Sciences. It is said that aliens are all aliens, with three heads and six arms, and eight hands and eight legs. It is also said that these unfathomable alien intelligent creatures will drive space battleships to capture the α galaxy sooner or later, and all of us will be enslaved!

There is nothing to love, I'd better starve to death earlier. _(:з)∠)_

[A news that I don't know good or bad. 】

[Don't make me want to kill you before I die! 】My optical brain is always chattery, and if I don't teach him a lesson, he won't stop at all!

[QAQ, how can you be so cold, so ruthless, so unreasonable...]

I frowned: 【What kind of mess are you talking about? 】

[How about the network terms learned by the wireless network that just connected to the earth?Isn't it apt?The language and culture of this planet are very vivid.By the way, I also heard a nice song, do you want to hear it?I will broadcast it to you. 】Before 2B250 finished speaking, the Divine Comedy "Uneasy" had already resounded through Qi Qian's brain. Hearing his nerves twitch, his brain hurts.

[If you don't say it again, don't say it in this life! 】

【I said!There is an earthling outside the cockpit, but it is not an adult but a juvenile. No matter how strong the earthlings are, their juveniles should not be too perverted. Do you want to try to see if you can deal with this juvenile to measure the strength of an adult on Earth? After becoming strong, decide whether to starve yourself to death. ] 2B250, who was successfully frightened, told him the news he got with his "no extra points".

Then, with the greatest alertness and tension in my heart, I opened the cockpit hatch that was protecting me. Outside the hatch, I happened to be facing the juvenile body of the earth that later called itself "New Year's Eve". It looked... quite weak ?

On October 453, 10 in the new calendar, the weather was fine.

I probably won't die, because people on Earth are so weak, I always feel cheated by those experts and professors from the Academy of Sciences.

These intelligent creatures called earthlings are not as powerful as me, you must know that I am a juvenile body with only four tails; according to the medical reports on the earth read by 2B250, the brain development of earthlings is even less than 10%. Without supernatural powers, there is no way to regenerate limbs. The life span is less than a hundred years, but the body has nine fatal points. I think I can beat the strongest man with the highest force value on the earth with one hand.

In terms of weapon technology, the earth is even more backward, almost three or four centuries behind the alpha galaxy... It doesn't look like it can invade the alpha galaxy in a matter of minutes.

On the contrary, I am more likely to invade the earth, after all, these earthlings don't even have tails.

[Without a tail, how do people on earth keep their balance while walking? ] I'm really curious about this.

[The tail can also be used to alert, attack, and store energy. It is the ultimate expression of strength and beauty, and it is also the only criterion for adulthood. It is also an important existence equivalent to the "fifth limb". Humans on earth have not evolved at all. Complete! ] 2B250 is in line with the Tao, [When the master opens the second tail, he can already beat the world's masters, wait, doesn't this mean...]

[Can I/Master dominate the earth? ! 】I and 2B250 said in unison.

The α star people are naturally warlike, and even the blood flowing in their blood vessels seems to be not blood but killing spirit, and because of the scarcity of α star resources, a set of survival mode of "natural selection, survival of the strong" came into being.The strong get everything, and the weak deserve to be dominated. No one will think this is wrong, they will only hate themselves for not being strong enough.

[Tentative goal: to dominate the earth.Do I need to write this on the schedule? 】

【it is good. 】

As for the food, it is provided by the juvenile body called New Year's Eve.What a surprisingly nice alien, and very... rich.He gave me a lot of tasteless nutritional supplements, but genuine natural ingredients.The soft bread exuding the aroma of wheat, the fragrant butter that melts in your mouth... I think crash landing on the earth will probably be the wisest decision I have ever made in my life.

Another wise decision was not to kill New Year's Eve yesterday, but chose to believe that he would bring me food and water.

It's decided, I'll repay him when I'm back to health.

【like? 】

[It's like protecting New Year's Eve when I conquered the earth. 】

[Recorded. 】

……

On October 453, 10 in the new calendar, it rained heavily.

On New Year's Eve, he chose to deliver food to me regardless of the weather. I am very touched, and I will definitely repay his kindness in the future!

……

On October 454, 10 in the new calendar, the weather was fine.

Today on New Year’s Eve, I brought a little friend to see me. It’s a human cub named Qixi, female, and the earth seems to call it a sister.

We shared a meal called hot pot and I decided to list it as a love of my life.

On New Year's Eve, people like to dip mahjong in hot pot, but on Qixi Festival, they say that mahjong is something evil.

"Can you eat mutton without dipping it in mahjong?!"

"How do you eat mutton dipped in mahjong?!"

They argued hard and refused to give in to each other.I took the opportunity to eat a lot of fat lamb slices, but I also agree with the New Year's Eve in my heart. The lamb will taste better after being dipped in sesame sauce, and the taste will last forever.

After eating, New Year's Eve gave me an Earth name. Although I already had a particularly connotative α-star name 1114, New Year's Eve said that this name does not fit the earth's painting style, which is not auspicious.Since Qixi, who didn't know that I was an alien, was there, he briefly said something.I like this kind of tacit understanding very much. I think maybe this is the so-called friendship, something I never felt in Alpha Planet.

"My name is New Year's Eve, and Qixi is Qixi. They are both traditional festivals in my hometown, the first world country C. Everyone in the orphanage is also called that way. We already have Double Ninth Festival, Cold Food, Mid-Autumn Festival, Qingming Festival, and Dragon Boat Festival. You can Call……"

"Yuanxiao!" Qixi girl spoke first.

"No, it's Qi Qian."

"You really have naming skills. The nuns and mothers in the orphanage who taught you what is discipline must be moved to the point of tears." Girl Qixi sneered.

"Which festival is Qi Qian?" I didn't know.

"Qi Qian is not a festival, but a formal name." New Year's Eve told me so.

Qixi seemed a little unhappy after hearing what New Year's Eve said.

But I don't care because she's not New Year's Eve.

……

On October 454, 10 in the new calendar, the weather was cloudy.

Through 2B250 to modify the file, I went to the orphanage where New Year’s Eve was. Now I know that he is not rich. On the contrary, his situation is worse than mine on α. ​​The people who are really rich are the people on Earth, even if they don’t cherish them at all. I don't know how to be grateful.The only exception is New Year's Eve. He gave me food even though he obviously didn't have enough to eat. I will definitely treat him well!

Although I don't like orphanages very much, but in order to be able to be with New Year's Eve, there is actually nothing in the orphanage... I guess.

There are not many children in the orphanage, and most of them were not there when I went. The annoying-looking female director said that everyone went to play nearby, but told me on New Year’s Eve that everyone went out to work in order to save money Happy Chinese New Year.

……

On October 454, 11 in the new calendar, the weather was fine.

Today someone from the orphanage came to tell New Year’s Eve that they were tricked by the newsstand owner on the corner of the street and asked them to work for him for nothing, but they didn’t give everyone a penny. They took us to smash the newsstand owner’s newsstand on New Year’s Eve.Everyone thinks that New Year's Eve is very handsome, and I think so too, but I still think it is the most handsome New Year's Eve in my imagination!

By the way, we also ransacked all the star posters in the newsstand owner's newsstand. Most of them were Fernando's favorite on New Year's Eve. I looked left and right and didn't think there was anything good about this Fernando, anyway, he was not as good as me!

……

On January 455, 1 in the new calendar, the New Year, the weather is light snow.

In order to celebrate the New Year, I invite everyone to eat M Kee together on New Year's Eve. This is my first time to eat fast food, and it is really delicious.On New Year's Eve, he pushed his share to me forcefully. He said he didn't like this, but I think he was lying to me. 2B250 said it was a white lie, New Year's Eve really liked me.

I also like him very much.

……

New calendar 455 April 4, April Fool's Day, the weather is forgotten.

I will definitely protect New Year's Eve and wait for him to wake up!

……

Many, many years later, I am with New Year's Eve.It turns out that this is love. Before I knew it was love, I had already decided to be with him for the rest of my life.I don't know what will happen if I don't meet New Year's Eve, I just know that I don't regret meeting him when I first came to the earth, and I will never regret falling in love with him.

Sure enough, the planet earth is demonic. Whether it wants to conquer it, dominate it, or destroy it, people with such thoughts will eventually fall to pieces, including me.