Life is like a play, it all depends on acting

Three Misconceptions about Aliens on Earth:

One, I am strong.

Two, people on Earth are weak.

Three, one day I will destroy the earth.

— It took me many years to finally realize that I was the alien. BY: Qi Qian (formerly known as 1114).

The author has something to say: I know that although it is short, it is short and capable. You must be reluctant to kill me, right?

Chapter 2, second diary: Qi Bixia and I's funny relationship started when he was kidnapped.

Qi Bixia has been a little sad recently because he was kidnapped_(:з)∠)_

As a [former] famous film and television child star worth hundreds of millions, and now a pop music king who is popular all over the world, Qi Bixia never thought that one day he would be kidnapped.After all, in order to avoid tens of thousands of crazy fans, and ANTI fans (anti-fans) who are crazier and more lethal than fans, there will be dozens of bodyguards escorting him, kidnapping him or something is really It is something that needs to test the professional skills of the kidnappers, and ordinary people or small organizations cannot handle it.

But Qi Bixia was not surprised that someone wanted to kidnap him.Since his debut at the age of five, his angry talk skills and flamboyant personality have been tirelessly pulling hatred for him, and he has established strong enemies everywhere.

Even if Qi Bixia failed to transform after growing up and started to release records, he is still a problematic character.Smoking and drinking, racing to court prostitutes, even being involved in gangsters and taking drugs, any bad habit that a child star who grew up in the spotlight may have, he has all the five poisons, and he is always mentioned in the newspapers and media. "The child star who used to be a household name has fallen now" is the beginning.

This is also the reason why Qi Bixia was kidnapped for three days, and at this moment, when no water had been taken in, he still couldn't figure out who kidnapped him.

Too many enemies is also a very distressing thing.

And the worst thing was that the kidnappers just left him alone.I really didn't care about it, no one responded, no one delivered food, and no one stood up and declared responsibility for this matter.Blindfolded, with his hands and feet bound, Qi Bixia was lying on his back in a corner of the warehouse, thinking boredly, could these gangsters want to starve him to death?

Stupid human, have you forgotten what I do?Idol star!What's the point of being hungry for two or three days?Back then, in order to maintain his figure, Xiaoye even broke through the [-] levels of hell that manager A Luo thought he created!

Wait, are they trying to bore me to death?It's really vicious. 【Hello

At this time, Qi Bixia found that he had been trying to listen to Liulu's ears and there were some small problems, because before he knew it, a person who didn't know who was approaching him, no, it was two people, they Together they are trying to drag him forward.

Qi Bixia felt that just today, he also had a problem with his perception. He obviously felt that the two people who were dragging him were small, like two children, but their strength was astonishing. He looks like he's just playing.While he wasn't sure how far he'd been dragged, he was sure they had left the warehouse that had held him in the first place.

Qi Bixia stared with bated breath, trying to pretend that he had passed out, so that he could trick the other party into relaxing his vigilance and provide some useful information.

After walking for a while, the two finally spoke, and it was the voice of a child! "Aqian, those bad guys will definitely not be able to catch up here, right? You and Qi Bixia go and hide in the bushes first, be careful not to be discovered, and I will go to the public phone to call the police for rescue."

"Okay." The little boy named A Qian replied succinctly, revealing an indescribable cold mechanicalness, which is impressive, and it is easier to let people know than the little boy A who just talked for a long time. Because of this word, remember the other party.

Qi Bixia opened his unbelievable eyes wide under the black cloth, the amount of information in these words is a bit large, does it mean that he was rescued?Saved by two real kids? !What's the use of the police then!

After that, Qi Bixia lost consciousness.

It wasn't that Qi Bixia was weak, but that the little boy named A Qian who was left with him gave him a knife on the back of his neck without hesitation.If this was in the past, Qi Bixia would never have believed that one day he would be easily brought down by a little boy, but this is the reality now.

Closing his eyes, Qi Bixia only had time to quietly hide a nameplate he found on the body of the little boy A.

……

It will be the next day when Qi Bixia opens his eyes again.Under the glare of the sun, Qi Bixia's manager A Luo was sitting on the side of the hospital bed full of worry and looking at Qi Bixia, with a nervous expression on his face: "Are you okay?"

Qi Bixia smiled weakly: "I've just been starved for a few days, what can I do. You see, I haven't even changed the tone of my voice."

"It's really... a disaster that lasted for thousands of years." A Luo's tongue has always been more poisonous than Qi Bixia. Seeing that Qi Bixia is really okay, he relaxes and starts talking again, "I don't know you What kind of structure is it made of? It’s like a monster. The big puddle of blood on the road scared us half to death, but you are now as if nothing happened.”

"Road? Not a bush? Wait, no, where's that kid?" Qi Bixia wondered what would happen after he passed out?He was fine, but there was a puddle of blood, it must have happened to the child who saved him!

"What kid?" Ah Luo frowned.

"He just saved my child! Don't be kidding, I still hold that child's sign in my hand!" Qi Bixia was really anxious now. Although he has always been arrogant, he is not ungrateful People, especially the child who saved him, may still die!

"You mean this?" Luo took out a nameplate with the words [Angel Cottage Love Donation 4540101].

"Well, it's this one. I got it from that child. Go check it out and you'll definitely find someone. I won't lie to you! The sign testifies that I didn't have hallucinations. I was really saved by a child! "

Ah Luo began to feel that Qi Bixia was not injured, but that the injury was because his brain was not easy to find out.

……

In the end, Ah Luo went to check it out, and found a lot of information.It's really hard to believe if you haven't experienced it yourself.

When Ah Luo returned to Qi Bixia's ward again, his face was very heavy, and he said to Qi Bixia like this: "Before you listen to me, you must promise me that you will remain calm."

"I promise!" He said firmly.

"It's really insincere."

"Stop talking nonsense." Qi Bixia's patience has always been limited.

"Okay," Ah Luo pushed his gold-rimmed glasses. He already understood when he took over Qi Bixia, a troubled child. He is not here to be a manager, but to be a nanny." I searched from 'Angel's House' and found that it was a local non-profit organization, mainly helping the suffering children in the society. The materials with the 4540101 brand were donated to several orphanages in the city. Among them, the Municipal No. [-] Orphanage...is only a few hundred meters away from the warehouse where you were kidnapped."

"I'll just say that's not my hallucination. One of the children is called A-Qian, yes, A-Qian! You go and check the names of the orphans in the orphanage, and then call all the ones with qian in their names. I'm sure I can hear it." The child's voice, his voice is very special, I..."

"You promised me not to get excited." Ah Luo suppressed Qi Bixia who was struggling to sit up.

"Feel sorry."

"On the same night you were rescued, an unknown fire broke out in that orphanage. The orphanage is old and the fire-fighting facilities are useless. At that time, the children were sleeping..."

"The result?" Qi Bixia's face became even paler. He could actually guess the ending, but he still didn't see the Yellow River and didn't give up.

"...According to the information, none of the 23 people, including staff and orphans, survived. You are mourning. Those criminals are extremely vicious. The international police have already intervened in the investigation. I believe they will be brought to justice soon. .”

"What's the use of talking about it when people are dead!" Qi Bixia couldn't help thinking whether it was because those two orphans saved him that he incurred such a fatal disaster.Wait, "You said the night I was rescued? When exactly? Don't tell me the exact time, just tell me how close the fire was to the time the police received the call to rescue me."

"It happened almost at the same time." Ah Luo frowned, and began to think hard about the numbers, "Yes, if it's the same hour and minutes, it shouldn't be less than 15 minutes before and after."

"In other words, the fire may not have been caused by the kidnappers! The two children who rescued me didn't die!"

"Two?" Ah Luo was just puzzled for a moment, but he didn't tangle with the number. Qi Bixia is such a big person, and he can't be dragged by an orphan. "If you are sure, then the two An orphan may have escaped the fire when he went to rescue you. This is probably a good reward for a different kind of good person. I will contact the director of the orphanage. She was not in the orphanage that night, and she was the only one who survived. Survivor. Is it A-Qian?"

"Yes, Ah Qian, I remember it clearly, but I'm not sure which Qian it is."

"I see."

Just when A Luo and Qi Bixia turned upside down the L City of Continent B in the third world in order to find the two little boys who rescued Qi Bixia by mistake, the protagonist of the story, Qi Qian, I was holding a teddy bear and standing in a daze at the scene of the charred orphanage fire, thinking that it was over, the money that I and I hid in the orphanage on New Year’s Eve would probably have been carbonized by the fire, what should I do.

Sure enough, in the end, we still have to walk the old path that the aliens who crash-landed on the earth in the anime will take--destroyed the earth?

The author has something to say: To put it simply, Qi Qian and his friends rescued the kidnapped Qi Bixia. Qi Bixia is currently trying to find a benefactor, but after being displaced, the benefactor began to think about the possibility of destroying the earth [Hello] (As for Why the vicious gangsters can be easily dealt with, let Qi Qian and his friends rescue Qi Bixia, this will be explained in detail later, but in simple terms, Qi Qian is an alien with explosive force value.

Although the main perspective of this chapter is Qi Bixia, but Qi Qian is the hero! QAQ Shoujun from an alien planet, currently in his infancy.

Qi Bixia will be Qi Qian's funny daddy in the future. JJ has a lot of articles in the entertainment industry, and usually has an actor brother, who is both a father and an actor. There are too many classic articles of this type, so I won't participate. /(ㄒoㄒ)/～～

In fact, I have always wanted to write a story about the second generation of stars, so I started a pit. PS: Doubi Dad is Dou Bi Dad, not Gong Jun, above.

Chapter 3, the third diary: I have a blueprint for future development, and now everything is ready, but I am short of money.

April 454, 4 in the new calendar, April Fool's Day.

Half a year ago, Qi Qian made an emergency landing on the earth alone; half a year later, Qi Qian became a loner again with a brown teddy bear in his arms.

"Life is abitch, until you die." Qi Qian's best friend in the orphanage on New Year's Eve, once told Qi Qian with lines from a TV series, "Reality is cruel, fate is fucked up, the only thing we can do is to live every day with a smile One day, those little sluts who don't want us to live well!"

Qi Qian thinks so, so even if the orphanage is burned down and his friends can no longer accompany him on New Year's Eve, he will work hard to live a better life in the future.

But... Before thinking about things as far away as the "future", Qi Qian still has a crucial problem that needs to be solved urgently - he has no money, how can he survive?

The government thought that all the people in the orphanage were dead, and Qi Qian didn't intend to stand up to show his presence, because he didn't really like life in the orphanage.Qi Qian had had enough of the orphanage when he was on Star α. The reason why he chose the orphanage again after coming to Earth was because of New Year's Eve. Now that there is no New Year's Eve, he plans to switch back to the self-reliance mode again.

The idea of ​​self-reliance began when Qi Qian first came to the earth. At that time, his optical brain had not exhausted the energy, which gave him a good blueprint for life.

Now it's just that there is no optical brain, and his body has shrunk back to his childhood. There should be no difference, Qi Qian thought uncertainly.

Future self-reliance plan, Check√.

The first step of the plan is to have a legal citizen ID of the earth... ×.

In fact, although Qi Qian is an alien who illegally immigrated to the earth, with the help of the optical brain, he also has a legal citizen ID on the earth, but that ID is an orphan household registration, which is affiliated with the No. [-] Municipal Orphanage .Qi Qian doesn't want to have anything to do with the orphanage now, so he must get a new ID.

How to get the ID?Qi Qian was thinking hard in his mind. He remembered that he was told on New Year's Eve that if he wanted to have a citizen ID, he had to register first.

But how should this account be registered?mating?

……

At the same time, the little heavenly king Qi Bixia, who was far away in the private hospital, was looking at the little fat man who was said to be named Aqian in front of him, and asked Aisha, the director of the orphanage who was wearing exquisite clothes, uncertainly: "Are you sure?" Is he the child who saved me that day?"

"Of course," Ms. Aisha said with a sincere expression on her face, "Mr. Qi, please believe me, I have been the director of an orphanage all my life, and I am also a person in the charity industry. There is no need to lie to you about things. In fact, I almost never lie, because if I have a bad reputation, how can I get others to donate money to the children in need in my yard?"

"It's not that I don't believe you, it's just..."

There are many people in this world who speak better than sing.You are engaged in charity, and I am engaged in entertainment, relying on acting skills. I can't tell whether you are acting or not, but I can see the performance of the little fat man you found. Apart from the physique that can move me, there is nothing about my body that seems to be brave enough to help others.Qi Bixia really didn't want to use excessive words to describe a child, but the little fat man in front of him was really unlikable, a typical bear child configuration.

Qi Bixia's words circled around in his mouth, but in the end he swallowed it back unwillingly.

Ah Luo told him that maybe the child is a fake, but the director of the orphanage is the real thing. Since she is confident that she can come to impersonate her, she should have some information. They must endure until the truth is revealed!

Dean Aisha glanced at her disappointing nephew, and understood the other party's suspicion, but fortunately, she still had a hole card, so the other party couldn't believe it: "I think this should be your button?"

Qi Bixia took the buttons, observed for a long time, and had to admit that they were indeed the buttons on his clothes when he was kidnapped that day.

Because the buttons are very special, they cannot be imitated at all.

Not long ago, Qi Bixia was invited to be the singer of the theme song of the Football World Cup in Continent B, together with Justina, the national treasure singer of Continent B.Qi Bixia came all the way from country C in the first world to continent B in the third world, just to co-produce the theme song of the MTV with Justina at a scenic spot in L city.The clothes that Qi Bixia was wearing at that time, from the scraps to the buttons, were specially made by Continent B for the World Cup. Before the opening of the World Cup, no one would know what Qi Bixia was wearing, and they would not even know that the singer of the theme song was Qi Bixia. avoid summer.

"Where did you get this button?" Qi Bixia was excited after confirming the authenticity of the button. Ah Luo was right, the child may be fake, but the director of the orphanage named Aisha is real Some facts.

"Of course you dropped it by accident when Aqian rescued you. Aqian thought the button was very special, so he picked it up. I think you can also see my Aqian's character. To be honest, this child is spoiled by the old people in the family. It’s bad, my personality is a bit unlikable, but we still educate our children well, right, Ah Qian?” Ms. Aisha secretly squeezed the waist of the little fat man next to her.

I have to say that Dean Aisha is a person who is used to being "charitable" at first glance, and is especially good at lying and making lies. Even Qi Bixia can't help but trust her a little bit.

result……

The little fat man first yelled out a disgraceful "Aww": "Sister, why are you pinching me? And you, a big star, are really strange. If I save you, I will save you. Why are you asking so many things?" Huh? You don’t want to give money, do you? You’re really stingy! Sure enough, actors are ruthless, and whores are ruthless.”

"You, what nonsense are you kidding?!" Aisha became anxious all of a sudden.

Little Fatty grew up beside his pampering grandson and feudal grandpa. He has always disliked the profession of celebrity, but Aisha didn't expect him to be so disruptive!Is Qi Bixia comparable to those ordinary little stars? !It is better to just drag a child from the street if it is not enough to succeed and more to fail!

This is probably what Teammate Pig is talking about.Qi Bixia was not angry. Instead, he was in a good mood to watch the "Queen of the Movie" Aisha fight against the nephew of the pig teammate. By the way, the old god was thinking, in fact, no matter what the little fat man said, as long as he opened his mouth, Aisha would lose.

Because what Qi Bixia ate was music, so identifying one or two sounds was not like playing.What's more, the boy named Aqian who saved him had a very special voice. There was a kind of pure natural clearness from the stream water hitting the surface of the pebbles. can replace.

Over there, Dean Aisha finally coaxed her ancestral little nephew with the latest peripheral toys of "The Godly Chicken and the Gray Fox Who Can Never Catch a Chicken".After that, he said to Qi Bixia with a cheeky smile again: "I made you laugh. This kid is actually a little unhappy because I suddenly brought him out today, and he is throwing a temper tantrum. Please forgive me."

"It's okay, as long as you can answer me a few more questions, I'll forgive you." Qi Bixia smiled meaningfully.

"Say it, say it!" Aisha completely revealed her eager nature. It is estimated that she would have performed better without her nephew making trouble, which is a pity.

"Why does your nephew have the nameplate [Angel House Love Donation 4540101]? This is what I 'picked up' from the child who saved me at that time."

Dean Aisha's eyes widened suddenly, obviously she didn't expect Qi Bixia to have such a hand, but she soon stabilized her mind and found a reason: "These family ugliness should not have been told to you. , but my nephew is really spoiled. Whether it is at home or outside, he has to take it away if he likes it. Then he took a fancy to a piece of clothing in the donation some time ago. I couldn’t make trouble with him so I gave it to him, but I didn’t dare to treat the children in the yard badly, and I bought a brand new one at my own expense.”

This round-faced lie can be regarded as a response, without any flaws. By the way, it also deepened the spoiled image of the little fat man, and made people have more trust in Aisha's words from such a "truth".

However, the only flaw lies in the spoiled image of this little fat man.How could such a person who would not hesitate to take the clothes of the children in the orphanage have such a high awareness to take the risk of saving an actor he didn't like at all?Qi Bushat wanted to ask Aisha, how low do you think my IQ is to believe such a lie?

And the little fat man's reluctant expression also fully confirmed Qi Bixia's conjecture that this young man was dissatisfied with his aunt who said that he would like those donated clothes that others don't wear.

"The second question, when your nephew went to rescue me that day, was there anyone else? I heard more than one child's voice before I fell into a coma."

"Well, there should be some, he usually has a few children who play well." Dean Aisha began to hesitate.

"How many are there?"

"Two or three." Ms. Aisha continued to blur the concept.

"Is it two or three?" Qi Bixia pressed on every step of the way.

"Two, two, three children including my nephew! One of them is a girl!"

When people are in a hurry, lying usually likes to misconstruct what happened in their own lies. Qi Bixia nodded clearly. It seems that the two boys who rescued him that day usually have a familiar friend. Girl, but it's a pity that only two brave boys went to rescue him that night.In other words, Aisha really knows who saved him.

"You can leave now." Qi Bixia said coldly to see off the guests.

"You don't believe me?" Dean Aisha raised her voice and said angrily, "You are simply unreasonable! We rescued you, you found someone, we admitted it, but we didn't mean anything to you, but you are here They are interrogating us like criminals! Sure enough, good people are not rewarded! Let's go!"

After finishing speaking, Dean Aisha took her nephew and left angrily, or left in a hurry to cover up her embarrassment.

"I'm doing well, right?" Qi Bixia said triumphantly to A Luo who was in the cubicle when Dean Aisha left.

"That's right. Anyway, I was a well-known movie child star when I was young. If you can't even handle this matter, I will doubt the little golden man review team that awarded you the special honor award. The people I arranged have already caught up with Aisha. It is impossible for her to give up so easily in order to get your "generous return". When I approached her, the incident happened suddenly. She must have been unprepared. Now your doubts will only force her to ask the original owner. Know the beginning and the end."

"When Aisha finds the original owner, we will also find the little boy who saved me. This is called the mantis catching the cicada and the oriole!" Qi Bi Xia Jie Jie smiled, and the aura of a good person disappeared.

"...There are too many flaws in your body."

The author has something to say: I found out after reading the comments from my friends yesterday that everyone doesn’t seem to pay much attention to the fine print on the copy, so let’s focus on it here:

③The background of this article is modern and overhead, this earth is not that earth, parallel universe theory.

That is to say, the earth that Qi Qian traversed is the same as the earth in terms of customs, language, modern background, etc., but the distribution of countries is different. Currently, there are two regional divisions, the first world Country C (the main activity area of ​​Qi Bixia), city L in country B of the third world (the orphanage where Qi Qian and his little friends lived on New Year's Eve).