On the Feasibility of Lei Wen Become a God

Three days later, Reggie Morris and his party successfully arrived at the front line.In a way that made Lei Zhe extremely ashamed...

"Put me down." Lei Zhe sat sideways on Morris's horse and hissed threateningly like a poisonous snake.

"Don't move." Morris pinched Lei Zhe's soft belly mercilessly, in exchange for a pitiful wail from Little Fatty: "Your thigh is still bleeding, I don't want to mess with you!" Lord Viscount Fu."

"Who told you not to allow me to ride in the carriage!" Lei Zhe said angrily, rubbing his belly.

"Take a carriage?" Morris clicked his tongue sarcastically, "Are you going to travel here after the war is over?"

"Even if you don't make a carriage, at least give me some rest time. It's unreasonable to travel day and night!" The more Lei Zhe thought about it, the more angry he became.

"If you really have an opinion on this, you should have said it earlier." Morris complained without sympathy: "Obviously you want to put on your wings and come here, don't you? Who tried to hide the injury from me last night? What? Complain about this when we are all at the place, don’t you think it’s a bit late?”

"..." Looking at the handsome face so close, Lei Zhe gritted his teeth and endured the humiliation as Morris' burden.

The two rode their horses and barked open the gate of the castle in the Netherlands.

The drawbridge was slowly lowered, and the Viscount Netherland stood on the tower, watching his son with a dark face, being wrapped in the arms of the newly promoted adjudicator, entering the castle like a woman...

The arbitrators said: Oh, poor adjudicator.

The guards said: Oh, poor horse.

Mary said: Oh, my poor little Lei Zhe, who has been thinned from a piglet to a groundhog.

Lei Zhe said: Isn't it a little too much to line up and watch, you bastard!And Maurice, stop, don't pinch my belly!Ye is a nobleman, his stomach is sacred and inviolable, ouch!Help... Hurry up and stop this insane belly-squeezing man!

Morris said: Hehe, it feels really good.

Not far behind the drawbridge is the castle hall. The interior of the castle is huge, and there are many people standing in the hall noisily. A knight stepped forward and told Lei Zhe that they were waiting for the Viscount here before going back to busy with their own affairs.After all, there is a war going on here.

With the help of Morris, Lei Zhe shook his legs and sat down on a wooden bench beside the hall. He looked around the castle in the Netherlands, and thought a little embarrassingly that he thought it was appropriate to live here...

The castle has an obvious atmosphere of military architecture. There are no complicated chandeliers, gorgeous carpets, or delicate curtains. There are only cold armor and hard stone walls.The people in the castle were busy with their own affairs, the guards stood loyally at each window to monitor the movement outside, and the retinues hurriedly ran around carrying the things their knight masters wanted.There is also a group of people who are gathering not far away and don't know what to do.

Those men were wearing linen blouses and carrying a large leather bag in their hands, throwing it like a medicine ball into the open space.

Is this the medieval way of exercising?Lei Zhe couldn't help but take a second look, secretly speculating that this might be the origin of a certain sport.

Morris noticed Lei Zhe's gaze, pointed to the crowd, and asked, "Do you want to go together?"

This beast really doesn't regard itself as a wounded person. Lei Zhe shook his head and looked away: "Chief judge, my current physical condition doesn't seem suitable for this, right? And my mother will come down soon..."

Morris glanced at Lei Zhe, frowned and repeated "Physical condition?" in a low voice.Then he raised his head and pointed at the group of people with a smile: "When you recover, you will be able to play with them again. I heard that you are very good at this."

Lei Zhe didn't notice the abnormality in Morris's expression, he looked at the group of people who lost their leather bags, and gave a perfunctory smile: "Well, yes."

Morris took a deep look at Lei Zhe, his eyes flickering.

"Lei Zhe." The viscount's voice came from the spiral staircase of the tower.

Lei Zhe couldn't help laughing, his brows were curved, like a little hamster who found cheese.

Mary still maintained her usual elegance and dignity, and walked towards Lei Zhe's eyes step by step, but from the moment her eyes met Lei Zhe's, she was never willing to move.

"You shouldn't have come." Mary pretended to be stern.

"That's what the chief adjudicator said when he caught up with me." Lei Zhe helped Morris get rid of the relationship as promised. He glanced at Morris as if to take credit, but found that this guy was wandering, wondering what he was struggling with.

"You should know that your presence will only distract me." Mary reproached with a sigh.

Lei Zhe froze for a moment, and reluctantly explained: "There is a traitor here, and Morris has to guard me again..."

"I see." Mary waved her hand, interrupting Lei Zhe.She turned to look at Morris: "I hope you can protect my son as promised, he is very important to me."

"Really?" Morris raised an eyebrow.

Mary's face suddenly turned cold: "Are you questioning our mother-child relationship?"

"I don't mean that, I just feel that your attitude towards Flores has changed a lot after he was injured." Morris smiled.

Lei Zhe couldn't help but his heart skipped a beat. Could it be that Morris noticed that he put on the halo of insanity and confession to Mary?

Morris took Lei Zhe's reaction into his eyes, and couldn't help being annoyed by what he said just now: Damn, why did I become impulsive for no reason!This kind of matter should have been asked to the viscount in private, in case Flores noticed Ni Duan and became vigilant.Instead of impatiently asking questions like now, the result is to startle the snake.

"You don't need to worry about our family's affairs." Mary replied unhappily.

Morris calmed down and nodded slightly to apologize: "I'm sorry, probably because those two agreements have troubled me for a long time, so I lost my composure a little."

Mary also knew that it was rude to force Morris to agree to those conditions by taking advantage of the special opportunity of the war, so she didn't care about it anymore.

Lei Zhe heaved a sigh of relief for Morris' explanation. He still remembered the subtle tacit understanding between him and Morris that night. Although Morris never said it clearly, he could feel that the guy had some meaning God really believed in himself.

The next arrangement was very simple. Lei Zhe went to find a room to lie down and recuperate, while Morris and the others began to investigate.

In a room that was barely considered comfortable, Lei Zhe sat on the head of the bed, followed the busy figure of the male god with his eyes, and said teasingly: "Mr. Not to mention, you kindly helped me pack my luggage, you are so virtuous."

Morris ignored him and concentrated on arranging every piece of Lei Zhe's luggage.

Lei Zhe failed in molesting, so he lay down on the bed resentfully, and silently said, 'Give me a chance, I want to be a good person! 'The character panel was called out.

"Morris, do you know who is in command of the heretics who came to invade us?" Lei Zhe's chubby fingers lightly slid over the "Bankruptcy" skill. Cursing one person should be enough...

"Oh?" Morris turned to look at Lei Zhe: "Why do you suddenly care about this?"

"I'll just ask casually." Lei Zhe said vaguely.

lie!Morris almost resented his carelessness in the past. Why did he almost let go of his vigilance even though this fat man couldn't even tell a lie.

Morris tried his best not to hear the slightest abnormality in his voice: "I don't know, those heretics have no rules at all when they fight, and it doesn't matter whoever leads them."

"Oh."

Lei Zhe sighed in disappointment, and was about to turn off the panel, but suddenly found that the panel's evaluation of him had changed again at some point!

"A stupid traveler running wildly all the way on the road to death, and a short and full of spring."

Lei Zhe hid his face in sadness: Well, he knows that it would be a crime to come to the front line on his own initiative, but do you dare to change the evaluation of "a young man with a spring heart"!How many times do you have to say it, you stupid panel before you understand, the young master is really not at all excited!

The stupid panel said: What can save you, a stupid traveler who always misses the point!

Lei Zhe didn't have a lot of luggage, and Morris quickly packed it, or finished checking it.Now, only Lei Zhe has not been searched...

Morris picked out a set of nightgowns and walked towards Lei Zhe.

Lei Zhe was really flattered at the moment: "Well... I'll just do it myself."

Morris threw the nightgown directly on Lei Zhe, and urged: "Hurry up and change, I will help you take out the dirty clothes."

Lei Zhe picked up his nightgown and began to undress obediently.While it might seem slightly unseemly to do so while someone is watching, it's better than trying to coyly act as if Maurice is interested in his short, round self.

Morris stared at Lei Zhe carefully, and found out without any difficulty that Lei Zhe had no intention of hiding anything.So he took out a bottle of ointment from his arms and handed it to Lei Zhe: "This one can quickly heal your abrasions, but after taking this medicine, your legs and feet will be temporarily paralyzed, making it difficult to walk. Do you want it?"

"Is there no other medicine?" Lei Zhe looked at the brown ointment in front of him with disgust.

"Only this, or put this on and stay in the room obediently." Morris paused for a moment, ashamed of the untimely expectation in his heart, and his voice became more indifferent because of this: "Either...you can follow your own needs." to deal with."

Morris is... angry?Lei Zhe said that it was difficult to meet a arrogant boss who would become angry if his kindness was rejected. He thought about it and asked, "How long will it take to be paralyzed? To what extent?"

Morris replied truthfully: "For more than ten hours, you are so paralyzed that you can barely walk two steps in the room while leaning on the wall."

"Then if someone attacks me during these ten hours, wouldn't I be dead?" Lei Zhe hesitated thinking about the ominous evaluation on the personality panel.

Was it really a refusal? Morris sneered ironically in his heart: You should have known this answer from the beginning, shouldn't you?How would a good agent who had climbed to such a position be useful if he couldn't scurry around?

Morris was about to take the medicine back, but Lei Zhe suddenly reached out and took the ointment away.The fat man raised his head, his eyes were shamefully clear and sincere: "Hey, Morris, you must protect me for the next ten hours. In terms of safety, I can count on you."

Morris thought he must be crazy to feel good. He squeezed the fat man's soft belly and reminded, "Call the judge, Flores."

Lei Zhe fell onto the bed clutching his stomach: "I was wrong, my lord."

Morris condescendingly stretched out his hand and poked the lump of flesh on the bed: "Just know what's wrong, and apply the medicine quickly."

So, Lei Zhe wiped off the medicine with tears in his eyes... Hey, hey!