On the Feasibility of Lei Wen Become a God

'He took so much effort to force me into the game, so this guy is really tempted! '

Tears blurred vision, dripping onto the parchment, Lei Zhe frantically pulled his cuffs to wipe away the tears, but the tears flowed more and more urgently, wiping more and more, the handwriting swelled one by one under the soak of tears, Rolling gray clouds stretched out.

Lei Zhe covered his eyes, and finally laughed out loud...

'It's nice that Noah likes me! '

The delicate face was a little silly because the corners of the lips were raised too high, and the cheeks became dirty because of the ink rubbed on the sleeves. Lei Zhe covered his face and curled up on the chair, crying and laughing like a lunatic, his hair was scratched Messed up, tears all over his face, extremely embarrassed, extremely happy!

"hahahahahahahahahaha……"

The crying laughter was eerie and penetrating, echoing in the room intermittently.Mixed with sobbing, mixed with inexplicable grievances, mixed with long-too-long forbearance, mixed with the despair of finally catching a glimpse of life, laughing until the saliva chokes, laughing until coughing endlessly, laughing until rolling on the ground, curling up into a ball and crying out Voice.

"Noah... I love you, love you, I fucking love you!!!!"

Broken voices wailed and roared, those voices that had been suppressed in the bottom of my heart day and night finally came out, those iron chains and shackles that strangled into the limbs and worn out the skin and flesh were finally broken inch by inch!

Lei Zhe turned his body over, and spread his whole body on the ground in a big character shape. He let tears flow, his voice was hoarse, and he was drowned by happiness, and there was no way out.

Tom outside the window silently closed the window for Lei Zhe, and walked away quickly. Lei Zhe at this moment should not be witnessed by him, and those crying and laughing should not be heard by him.They belong to another person who is far away from the beginning to the end, a person who is obviously loved so much, but still tells himself uneasy to "pay close attention to Lei Zhe's reaction after reading the letter, and reply to me in time to prevent him from escaping" guy.

Two hours later, when Eler knocked on Lei Zhe's door with dinner in hand, he could no longer notice anything unusual.

His inscrutable master was sitting on the sofa, holding a book, elegant and delicate like a picture scroll.

Eller lightly placed the dinner plate on the coffee table in front of Lei Zhe.

Lei Zhe raised his eyes, the joy from the inside out made that pretty face dazzled like it was glowing.

Eller was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. The boss at home was staring at him with piercing eyes, and quickly asked, "My lord, do you have any orders?"

"Are you educated?" Lei Zhe asked softly.

Eller tactfully said, "I have been by your side all the time when you were being trained by the Knights."

"Alright, I need to trouble you to do something." Lei Zhe quickly took out a parchment and handed it to Elle.

Elle took it for no apparent reason, and then was dumbfounded after glancing at it...

"Write a love letter at your highest literary level."

What kind of trouble!Eller looked at the request in the letter, and couldn't help feeling deeply that his boss's brain circuit was getting harder and harder to keep up with.

Elle stammered: "This... small level may not be enough."

Lei Zhe forced his gaze away calmly: "You can just write it down, I just use it for reference."

Who would have thought that Lei Zhe, as an author, is the person who has the least confidence in his own writing, and he is not even sure to write a love letter when it involves a loved one.

"Okay...Okay. I'll write now, my little one. Can I reply to you before 10 o'clock in the evening?" Elle asked bravely.

"It's okay, just write slowly, I'm not in a hurry." Lei Zhe continued to turn his head and look out the window.

Elle backed away silently, full of doubts.

At ten ten in the evening, Lei Zhe sat at the table and began to copy love letters.

Your magnificent face, which is favored by the gods, makes my heart tremble...

"Although it is true, he will take it as irony, right?"

I have become a slave to your feet...

"It's too frightening, it's suspected of looking for abuse."

Love has blinded my eyes so I can't see anything but you...

"It's too fake, no!"

If you smile at me, it will be a warm spring, if you dismiss me, it will be a biting winter...

"It's so nasty, why do Westerners like this..."

seven in the morning.

Lei Zhe, who sat in front of the desk all night, silently tore up the three reply letters No.20.

The windows were knocked.

Lei Zhe opened the window, and a pair of panda eyes met Tom's crescent eyes.

A beautifully packaged box was handed in, and Tom smiled and said, "It's from your lord, it's for you."

"Why didn't you send it along with the letter? It was only one day before and after. Could it be that after sending the letter, you found out that it was missing and sent it again?"

Lei Zhe muttered drowsily, and slowly opened the box.

Tom squatted by the window gossipingly, watching Lei Zhe unwrap the presents.

When the box was opened, it was a heart-shaped silver pocket watch with hollowed out patterns, and the exquisite gem-inlaid dial could be seen through the gap on the cover.

Lei Zhe lightly pressed the switch, and the pocket watch was turned on. The gold hands in the round dial clicked and circled. Under the dial, the two words "missing you" in Song Dynasty were engraved on the tip of the heart shape.

Lei Zhe burst out laughing, the translation function of the personality panel is too strong, even the words used for decoration are not spared!

"There seems to be something in the box," Tom reminded.

Lei Zhe reached into the box and quickly took out a note.There were only three words on the note - "Think about me."

With a commanding tone and a domineering and coercive atmosphere, Lei Zhe didn't need to close his eyes to think of Morris' ghostly appearance when he wrote these three words.

But... these three words should be more than simple orders.

Lei Zhe raised the corners of his lips, held the pocket watch, pressed the word "missing you" with his thumb, and pressed it hard.

Sure enough, there was a sound of mechanical operation, and the dial turned over, revealing a portrait.

The handsome man with black hair and silver eyes smiled slightly at Lei Zhe.

So Lei Zhe also smiled at the corner of his lips, rubbing his fingertips on the edge of the pocket watch endlessly, his fair and tender cheeks were turned red by the person in his "heart".

Tom whistled for fear of chaos, and gave his boss countless compliments.

"No return?" Tom urged,

Lei Zhe looked down at the trash can full of shredded papers, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "What?"

"Your underwear or something," suggested Tom maliciously.

"..." Lei Zhe's ears turned red this time, these shameless Westerners!

"Or a handkerchief with your hickey on it?" Tom continued to suggest.

"Do you think I'm a woman!" Lei Zhe bared his teeth angrily.

"Are you going to print a butt stamp?" Tom pretended to be confused.

"..." Lei Zhe was choked for a long time before he said in a low voice, "If you want to print, you should print in the front, okay?"

"Hehe..." Tom laughed without saying a word.

angry!Master is always on top, okay?Lei Xiaogong made a decisive decision, picked up the red ink and filled his hands, and printed it on the parchment with a snap.Domineeringly said: "Here, this is the reply letter!"

The corners of Tom's lips twitched wildly: "Are you sure you want to send back a bloody handprint to my lord?"

"Yes!" Lei Zhe snorted, Noah and I met with a tacit understanding, how could we mortals understand.

"Well, if you insist." Tom sincerely prayed that his boss would not take his anger on him when the time came.

After the bloody handprint was sent, Lei Zhe began to eagerly look forward to the reply.

Unexpectedly, before the reply came, I received another gift from Morris the next morning.

Lei Zhe finally understood that Morris was playing the trick of getting a surprise every day.Really, it's not too much trouble if it's so far away...

Lei Zhe opened the gift box, and saw a piece of milky cheese in it. It was different from ordinary cheese. The cheese was poured with a thick layer of honey, and sprinkled with raisins, almonds, walnuts, sesame seeds, and roses. petal……

A memory from the past came to mind——

"Aww, it's so unpalatable. I want to go home. Back then, I was a rich second generation who could eat sliced ​​cakes every now and then. How come I've gotten to the point where I'm eating bread every now and then!"

"Cut cake? What is it?"

"The cut cake is shaped like a block of cheese, with a lot of sugar, and sprinkled with raisins, almonds, walnuts, sesame seeds, roses and the like."

"delicious?"

"Well, it's average. The point is that it's expensive."

"How expensive?"

"To use a popular saying in our hometown - find a man with a slice of cake, and marry him!"

"..."

Lei Zhe picked up the imitation cake from another world and gnawed it, full of sweetness: Noah, you really love me, I should have known, haha!

There was still a note under the cheese, and Lei Zhe pulled out the note, only to see that there were only three large characters written on it——

"Grow fatter."

"..." Lei Zhe held the note with complicated emotions.

Why is it that the sweetheart has abnormal aesthetics?Waiting for the answer online.