On the Feasibility of Lei Wen Become a God

"Noah Morris, from now on, you can only treat me well; if you want to spoil me, you can't lie to me; you must do everything you promise me; If you are sincere. Don’t lie to me or scold me, but care about me; when others bully me, you have to help me in the first time; when I am happy, you have to accompany me to be happy; when I am unhappy, you have to make me happy; Always think that I am the most beautiful; you will see me in your dreams; there is only me in your heart..."

"Testing... After testing, the skill activation conditions are not enough, only activate the item 'You want to see me in your dreams'. Activate!"

"I'll go, does this skill still have mutations!"

Lei Zhe woke up from the darkness, seeing a strange scene in front of his eyes, and a burst of sharp laughter came from his ears.

"Welcome to the world of nightmares."

Lei Zhe rubbed his eyes, and based on his rich experience of being cheated, he defined the situation—Nimma's skills went off track again.

Since traveling back to the 21st century, Lei Zhe has been working hard to reunite with Morris.It's a pity that in a different world, the character panel is obviously not so easy to use, and it's more cheating than that.Like right now, right now...

The personality panel went on strike!Can't even summon it.

After all, it took a lot of courage to activate this skill. Even if it was only in a dream, it would be nice to meet Morris.Lei Zhe got up and walked forward slowly.

Suddenly, there was a whistling sound of something violently rubbing against the air in front of him, and Lei Zhe's reaction to this was to stand still in place until... a huge turntable hit the ground heavily against the tip of Lei Zhe's nose.

Lei Zhe wiped off his cold sweat, stretched out his hand to touch the big disc standing facing the midline of his body, and silently praised the immersive feeling of his dream.

Lei Zhe walked around to the front of the turntable, only to see four areas divided into four areas on the turntable——

"You and I are alone. (Note: There is a bed in the room~)"

"Come and chase me. (Note: Heartbeat stimulates one plus one~)"

"The shock of the soul and the flesh. (Note: There are ropes, collars and other props ~)"

"I'm still going to die alone. (Note: You don't really want to choose this, do you?)"

And a red heart pointer is pointing to the center of the area of ​​"Lonely Old".

Lei Zhe hesitated for a while, and finally decided to let fate guide him. He raised his hand, and moved the pointer handily. The pointer rotated rapidly, and finally stopped at - "You and I are alone. (Note: In the room There is a bed~)”

"Cut!" Lei Zhe stared at the turntable dissatisfied.The direction of this dream is too boring!Would he say he was super looking forward to the "body and soul" one?You know Morris is a professional...

Undeterred, Lei Zhe raised his hand, ready to strike again.The turntable suddenly lit up. The green color of "Come and Chase Me", the red color of "Spirit and Flesh", and the black color of "Moment of Aloneness" make the whole carousel look like a big colorful round light. The background color of the is a "not yet powered on" dim.

However, as the lights flickered, the words on the turntable suddenly changed.

"You and Me Alone" became "Escape Room".

"You come after me." became "Zombie Siege".

"The shock of the soul and the flesh." became "The Shock of the Chainsaw".

Lei Zhe was immediately stunned by the shamelessness of this nightmare world. Fortunately, he turned around casually. If he chose the "Chain Saw" named "Spirit and Flesh" according to his original intention, wouldn't Nima cry like a dog?

But he doesn't like the escape room either. To be honest, he really likes this kind of game, but... every time he can only rely on the strategy to cheat and pass the level!Who knows if this nightmare world will be involved in reality?

Lei Zhe turned the pointer towards "Lonely Old", but didn't move it, but the touching behavior seemed to annoy the cheating dial.A strong suction came through and engulfed him. Lei Zhe felt that he had turned into a pile of intangible things, but in an instant, he was completely sucked into the escape room.

When he regained his physical body again, Lei Zhe found himself standing in a small room with a note in his hand that read——

"You only have two hours, good luck."

Lei Zhe put away the note, looked around, and quickly focused his attention on a certain corner, because there was an acquaintance curled up there, his hands and feet tied tightly with tape, leaning on his back against the wall.

Lei Zhe stepped forward to watch without mercy, and then praised his dream again.Because Lord Morris is only wearing a pair of shorts at the moment and is being tied up with tape, so the effect is not to be mentioned.

Lei Zhe stretched out his hand without hesitation, ready to save someone, and secretly hoped that Morris would be in a coma for a while, would it be a rare opportunity to take advantage of it?Maybe this dream can evolve in the direction of color as a matter of course.

But before Lei Zhe touched his paw, Morris woke up.And ungratefully kicked him with his bundled feet.

Lei Zheli pounced...

"I'm saving you!" Lei Zhe shouted unceremoniously on his face on the ground.

But Morris turned a deaf ear, completely ignoring Lei Zhe, a big living person, like a little transparent, and looked around the room.

Thinking of the scene when he left, Lei Zhe really didn't have the confidence to protest Morris' ignorance.

Morris quickly completed his inspection of the things in the house, and then he tried his best to move his body, which was tied into rice dumplings, and rubbed it to the side.Lei Zhe turned his head and glanced at the bookcase by the other wall, guessing that Morris might be planning to dig a knife out of the cabinet by himself.

I would rather wriggle like a bug than accept my own help. Is this the rhythm of breaking up friendship? !

Lei Zhe took two steps back, folded his hands, and squinted at the "reptile" on the ground, showing an unkind smile.From Lei Zhe's height, he naturally knew that there was nothing on the cabinet except books, and Morris was destined to be busy.Just in response to the saying that if you don't listen to good people, you will suffer in front of your eyes!Hey, there seems to be something wrong with this common saying...

But Lei Zhe's expectations were quickly dashed, because Morris was not interested in the cabinet at all, he raised his body and leaned towards the exhaust window on the wall behind him.The exhaust window is an old-fashioned one, a square window, with a few rotten iron plates on the window, one iron plate has been broken, and the rusty fracture seems to be quite sharp.

Lei Zhe curled his lips unhappily, and stared at the freshly baked savior of bondage with his head hooked: Fortunately, this was in a dream, even with this kind of iron sheet to cut the tape, there would be no pressure.If in reality, it would be a lot of fun to get tetanus if you accidentally cut your skin with such a dirty thing.

Seeing Morris twisting hard in front of the exhaust window, Lei Zhe weakly suggested to him again: "I can help you remove the tape."

But Morris still ignored Lei Zhe and carried out self-help activities on his own.He stretched the tape on his hand vigorously, barely loosened the tape a little, and then carefully inserted the iron piece along the gap between his hands.Then use the horizontal iron plate as the third force point, and pull it outward with all your strength.

Lei Zhe had to admit that this method was much safer than directly fraying the tape through the fracture.The iron sheet was pulled and bent outwards, and the adhesive tape became looser and looser. Finally, Morris successfully slid his hands and the adhesive tape out along the iron sheet that was bent at [-] degrees, and released his hands and the adhesive tape. fetters.

Apparently, Morris proved by himself that Lei Zhe's help was unnecessary, so Lei Zhe backed away resentfully, just waiting for this Noah I don't know you Morris to say something on his own initiative.

There was still a small space behind the exhaust window. Morris tilted his head and peered into it for a while, but seemed to find nothing, so he finally patted his clothes and stood up, facing Lei Zhe.

Lei Zhe showed a polite smile reflexively, but... Morris turned his head and started to retch.

Lei Zhe was dumbfounded, and then became furious: You guys are a little too much for showing such a reaction, aren't you? !

Morris vomited for a while before he stopped, and then he finally spoke: "There is no food left from tonight in my stomach, is this a dream?"

So the vomiting is for this? !Lei Zhe silently lit a candle for his IQ: "Uh...it should be."

"What's going on?" Morris shot Lei Zhe with "What did you do?"

"I was looking for a skill that would bring us back together, and then I accidentally activated an effect similar to meeting in a dream." Lei Zhe scratched his head: "But there seems to be something wrong with this dream, anyway, what we are currently in should be An environment called an 'escape room'."

"Escape room?" Morris frowned.

Lei Zhe explained dryly: "Escape from the secret room is a puzzle game. The main plot is that the player is trapped in a "secret room". The player needs to find the key items in the "secret room" and combine them correctly and flexibly. Use these items to find clues, that is, passwords, keys or other items or answers, and finally use the clues to continue to find the next clue, until finally escape from the "secret room"." (Explanation from Du Niang)

"Oh." Morris responded indifferently, then turned his head and began to check the room.

Is the Cold War over yet? !It's not all my fault that I wore it back. After finally meeting you, you treat me like this? !

Feeling aggrieved, Lei Zhe was not going to talk to this ruthless guy any more, he started to circle around the room to investigate.Hmph, he can be regarded as a player with rich escape room experience, even in a dream, he will definitely be able to blow up that Morris!

The furnishing of the room looks a bit old and western style, but not complicated.There are fluorescent lights above the head, a concrete floor under the feet, four walls, no windows, only a large iron door standing opposite the exhaust port.Just like the arrangement in all escape room games, the iron door is locked tightly, expecting the player to find the key through layers of reasoning, and then escape.

There is a small wooden bed next to the wall on the right side of the door. There is a bedside table next to the wooden bed. The cabinet has two drawers. On the cabinet is a transparent round-bellied vase. Because there is no water, the daisies in the bottle have withered. .Half a loaf of bread lay beside the vase.

Lei Zhe walked towards the bedside table. Ten escaped from the secret room, and all ten of them hid their things in the drawer. It was decided that the first stop would be it—the drawer!

Lei Zhe came to the bed and reached out to grab the handle of the drawer.In the cabinet on the first floor is a mechanical watch, and in the cabinet on the second floor is an old deck of playing cards.

The mechanical watch is very delicate, even with the year and date.The current time displayed on the watch is 2:5, and the four small drums set on the watch show the date-April 1934, 4.Lei Zhe realized with experience that the password should be hidden in the time and date.

As for the playing cards, they look a bit old, there is no box, they are just scattered and stacked.

These two things don't seem to be useful for the time being, Lei Zhe quickly moved to other places, such as the bed.The bed was tidy, and the quilt and bed sheet were of the same style, all printed with staffs.The pillow is a water pillow, which looks very comfortable and cool at first glance.But it all quickly turned into a mess with the search, and it turned out that there was nothing hidden under the pillow, under the bed, in the cracks of the bed, or in the mattress.In the end, Lei Zhe held the water pillow up to the fluorescent lamp, and the light-transmitting pillow kindly showed a small shadow, which seemed to be a key.

Lei Zhe silently gave himself a thumbs up.

"Hey, I found the key~"

A triumphant voice sounded, and Morris turned to look at him, still with a dead face.

Lei Zhe said awkwardly, "Well...this kind of key is generally not a door key, but it will be a key link."

Lei Zhe and Morris walked to the exhaust window together. The water pillow was completely sealed and could only be opened violently.With the help of the jagged iron bar on the exhaust window, Lei Zhe successfully poked a hole in the water pillow.He poured water into the vase on the bedside table and successfully got a copper key.The key is very old-fashioned and small. As he said before, this is not a portkey.

So the two walked to the left wall where the bookcase was.There is a short bookcase at the foot of the wall on the left, and a whole row is filled with books, all of which are in English.

Lei Zhe frowned, feeling that this rhythm was a little cheating.The unlovable part of the real-life escape room is that players can no longer judge which items are clues and which items are just decorations based on the standard of "whether the mouse can be used to poke and open the big box".

Do you want to read a dozen books one by one?Just kidding!

There is a scattered oil painting puzzle hanging on the upper left of the bookcase, and it is not clear what it is for the time being.This jigsaw puzzle belongs to the abnormal version of 6×6, with 36 grids and 35 puzzle pieces. All the puzzle pieces must rely on the only blank space as a transfer, and each belongs to everyone.Lei Zhe couldn't help feeling grateful that he wasn't the only one present.He has always had only two ways to play this game, the electronic version—follow the guide, and the real version—pry open the shell, shake out all the puzzle pieces, and then put them back easily and happily.

To Lei Zhe's surprise, Morris's brain was actually in the same circuit as his own, because this guy was planning to take down the entire painting, but when he found that he couldn't take it off, he started to break the puzzle piece apart.It's a pity that the jigsaw puzzle whose firmness breaks through the sky remains motionless.

Finally, Morris tapped on the jigsaw puzzle, seeming to judge that this thing was bundled with the wall, and finally began to solve the puzzle honestly.However, what made Lei Zhe feel unbalanced was that Morris's IQ was obviously not at the same level as his own, because it took less than 10 minutes for this guy to successfully solve the puzzle!