Alternative God Level Appreciation Master

When he saw his boss Zhongqing and senior brother Qiu Aigan coming out with big panda eyes, Tang Shi felt his conscience was condemned - just for a moment.

It doesn't seem very good for me to experiment with spells in the middle of the night, but... the first three lines of the poem "Spring Dawn" almost feel the most in the middle of the night!

Tang shi could only comfort himself that a cultivator would not die if he didn't sleep for a while. For example, Tang shi himself practiced all night and woke up the next morning still alive and well.

He thought about it shamelessly. He woke up his uncle and senior brother with "Smell the Birds Everywhere" every morning, but it was actually for their own good. Should have gotten up early.Moreover, Tang Shi believed that "spring sleep without awakening" should be able to put them into a deep sleep, so the sleep effect would be quite good, so they didn't have to worry about their energy problems during the day.

After some analysis, Tang Shi quickly completely forgot about the dark circles on the faces of his uncle and senior brother, and had already made up his mind to continue to alternately practice "spring sleep without awakening" and "hearing birds singing everywhere" at night.

Poor Zhongqing and Qiu Aigan don't know yet, they will soon be unlucky.

No, to be precise, they are going to be unlucky in the recent period of time.

The only thing that needs to be thankful is that they did not hear Tang Shi's inner monologue, otherwise the future No. [-] slut in the world would die at the hands of two "unknown pawns".

Diligently carrying water and watering vegetables, when I am free, I look up at Uncle Zhongqing who has been using the little Juling hand in the Taolin. Tang Shi lived with his face facing the loess and his back to the sky. It was really hard I can't say anything.

Last night Zhong Qing yelled at the North Garden about prescribing medicine, but when he went to the cafeteria for lunch, Tang Shi didn't see any special reaction from Zhong Qing. He still felt a little strange and asked Qiu Aigan: "Last night I heard someone yelling to prescribe medicine to Beiyuan——uh!"

Qiu Aigan didn't pay attention at first, and waited until Tang Shi had finished speaking halfway before running to cover the other party's mouth.

Tang Shi stared, not understanding what was going on, and didn't struggle, just staring at Qiu Aigan.

They were still in the cafeteria. Although it was said that the people in the vegetable garden were the last to eat, there were also some disciples from the cafeteria present. When they heard the word "prescribe medicine", they all turned their heads to look at Tang shi.

One of the slightly chubby cafeteria disciples sat beside Tang Shi with a bowl, stabbed Tang Shi's arm, but persuaded Qiu Ai to say, "Old Qiu, why are you embarrassing a newcomer? Tell me, you want Prescribe who? Do you want us to help you?"

The people gathered here are all low-level disciples from the cafeteria. They are no different from those in the vegetable garden, but they sound better.

Tang shi couldn't understand the development of this matter. Why did he say that he prescribed medicine? These people were all like cats that smelled fishy.

He felt cold for a while, he really couldn't stand those strange eyes around him.

At this moment, Qiu Aigan gave Tang Shi a vicious look, as if to warn him not to talk nonsense.

"Brother Xiao, you've only been here for a few days, and you're thinking of taking medicine. Who do you fancy?" The fat disciple poked his arm again.

The more Tang Shi heard this, the more he felt something was wrong, but seeing Qiu Aigan's calm face, he knew that what these people understood was definitely not the same thing as what Qiu Aigan was afraid of - so the group of cafeteria disciples in front of him must have guessed wrong up.

Thinking of it this way, Tang shi was relieved.He thought, it doesn't matter if he is misunderstood by these people, so he followed their lead and said, "This... keep it secret..."

The chubby guy in the canteen is called Zhou Ji, and he is usually unreliable. His ideal in life is to sleep with all the beautiful girls in the cultivation world-this, an old fritter like Qiu Aigan knows this, but where is Tang Shi, a newbie stunned young man? clear?

At the moment Zhou Ji continued to pull Tang Shi to get some news, but Qiu Aigan had already eaten a few mouthfuls of rice in his bowl, and was about to put down his chopsticks and leave.

As if Tang Shi had a premonition, he stared at Qiu Aigan when he was about to run away. For some reason, Qiu Aigan suddenly felt guilty. He was about to abandon Tang Shi and leave, but he couldn't move at this time.

Tang shi was already under siege by everyone.

"Junior brother when I was young, tell me quickly. Did you see that beauty? There are only a few good-looking female cultivators in our Tianhai Mountain. Tell me who do you fancy? Is it that savage little senior sister Xuehuan, or Sister Qingleng Princess Yueye? Wow, shouldn't it be the one who exists like a saint?"

"Yo yo, maybe, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. If you give medicine to a holy lady, tsk, I'm afraid it will be a bit expensive!"

"The holy aunt is already in the middle stage of foundation establishment. If you want to cure monks of this level, you can't afford it even if you sell it for an hour."

"That's true, that's definitely not the holy lady..."

A group of people chattered around Tang shi and almost spread the beauty book in front of Tang shi.

As for Tang shi, at this moment, he felt that his three views had been refreshed countless times.

Damn it, this is the world of self-cultivation?Make fun of your sister!Is this Lao Tzu really still practicing Tianhaishan?Why do you feel like you are in a secular brothel?Where did these unknown creatures come from! ! !

Everyone is talking about women, or is Tang Shi going to drug a woman?

What the hell!

Tang shi felt that he was not well.

He suddenly had an urge to say that Uncle Zhongqing wanted to drug Beiyuan, but just as the word "bei" came out, he was drowned out by the surrounding voices.

"Fuck, this kid actually wants to poison the Holy Aunt, my dear!"

"Is this kid stupid?"

"Could it be that you have been in such a difficult place like the vegetable garden for a long time, so you are a little bit out of order like Lao Qiu?"

"By the way, if it's medicine, it's better to cooperate with our cafeteria. I think about it, you may be No. 30 five customers since our cafeteria opened the business of soaking in holy aunts, isn't it, No. 30 six?"

"Go to hell, it's obviously 46!"

"..."

So, what kind of world did I end up in?

Tang Shi suddenly calmed down and sat among the crowd without saying a word.

Suddenly someone said: "No, Bei, maybe it's Xiao Bei Shishu?"

As soon as this person uttered the words "Uncle Xiao Bei", there was booing immediately, and everyone moved away, as if they heard something that should never be heard.

Even Zhou Ji, who was sitting next to Tang Shi with the bowl in his arms at first, trembled, and quietly left with the bowl in his arms.

What the hell is going on with the grass mud horse, can someone tell me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tang shi was about to be driven crazy by these idiots!

He put down the chopsticks directly, "I'm done eating."

So Tang Shi went out, Qiu Aigan wanted to leave a long time ago, and when he saw Tang Shi was gone, he stood up and smiled: "You are too cruel, don't scare our vegetable garden juniors, who will deliver the food to you in the future? I Let's go first, pick it up later."

Tang Shi was walking very depressed. He didn't want Qiu Aigan to come up, hook Tang Shi's shoulder directly, put all his weight on Tang Shi's body, and threw a handful of peanuts casually with the other hand. "Seeing that you didn't take a few bites of your meal, you might be hungry later, so I kindly helped you with a handful of peanuts."

When Tang Shi saw that handful of peanuts, Tang Shi only felt his eyelids twitch. He really didn't know how Qiu Aigan could be so thick-skinned: "Senior brother, if I read correctly, there is still mud on the peanuts. , We just dug it out of the ground this morning, dried it a little, and sent it to the cafeteria, right?"

Qiu Aigan was punctured, a little embarrassed, he withdrew his hand, then put the handful of peanuts into his sleeve, took one out and peeled off the shell, sucked the fat peanuts inside into his mouth, Eat very wretchedly. "Brother, tell you, what you are exposed to now is the darkest side of our Tianhaimen. Let me tell you, what the old man Zhongqing said about drugging Beiyuan was all lies, only fools believe him—"

Tang Shi was shot in tragedy.

He silently did not remind Qiu Aigan that he was also one of the fools who believed in Zhongqing.

Qiu Aigan continued: "Anyway, the spirit beasts raised in the North Garden only have such a long estrus period, so they won't make trouble for us for too long. It's strange to say, old man Zhongqing and I both have dark circles, how come you don't? "

"I'm a sleepy person, and I can't be shaken." Tang Shi made a passable excuse.

So Qiu Aiqian suddenly sighed, "It turned out to be a deep sleeper, no wonder it is not affected!"

"By the way, Senior Brother Qiu, those people I heard from them just now seem to be very powerful, I don't know—" Tang Shi hesitated, but still asked.

These things were not classified as secrets, so Qiu Aiqian said generously, "Xuehuan and others are all inner sect disciples, they are beautiful, and each has its own merits in temperament, but the most beautiful one is the holy aunt. "

"Saint?"

In Tang Shi, it was Grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden and didn't know anything about it, but his impression of the entire Tianhai Mountain was also being refreshed in real time. The speed of this refreshing was almost beyond his tolerance.

"It's a nickname given by others. It's called a beauty, and it's called a fairy. Tsk, words can't describe it. By the way, speaking of it, your inner sister of the same clan is called Tang Wan. , and become one of the most beauties." Qiu Aiqian couldn't stop his gossip, "Of course, the uncle Xiaobei they said is the scariest—but he's a man. Hey, look at you The expression is so strange, is it really good?"

Tang Shi felt a chill, "Senior Brother Qiu, don't you want to make fun of me?"

"Hahaha..." Qiu Aigan laughed loudly, but said mysteriously in his ear, "Uncle Xiaobei is a wonderful person, but he has a lot of furnaces. Uncle Xiaobei is also very beautiful, look Your appearance might catch his eyes."

Tang Shi sort of understood it. It turned out that he was a gay man who made a living from a stove, so there was nothing special about it.

"In two days, Uncle Zhongqing will usually take us down to buy some things. The vegetable garden is not good, but it is more free. By the way, you haven't been to the magic hall yet, tomorrow I will take you to choose three spiritual spells..."

Qiu Aigan gossiped with him for a while, and continued farming after returning home. The life of farming is really fulfilling and beautiful.

At night, Tang Shi started to practice again, and thus—the nightmare between Master Zhongqing and Qiu Aigan began again.

Repeatedly and repeatedly, Zhongqing opened the window again, and shouted towards Beiyuan with red eyes: "There is no end to the grass mud horse, I will definitely give you medicine tomorrow morning, give me medicine!!!"

But when he got up the next day, Tang Shi still didn't see Zhong Qing's reaction.

He was really curious about how far he had to push Zhong Qing to do crazy things, so Tang Shi practiced the Chonger Baojian even more frantically, and finally on a dark and stormy night, Master Zhong Qing Uncle was forced to smash the window with a slap, and rushed to the cafeteria without saying a word——