Alternative God Level Appreciation Master

Chapter 10 The Resurrection of the Stupid Goose

What is the vegetable garden?

Before he arrived, Tang Shi still had a little fantasy in his heart, but after he arrived, he felt that he might as well stay in the Tang family, which was better than being here.

It's a pity that there may be a way back in this world, but there is no medicine for regret.

There is a place on the back mountain of Xihai Mountain. The ground is flattened out from the mountain. There are green vegetables, radishes, cabbage, rapeseed, coriander... Countless vegetables... It's not a season, it's a hodgepodge of four seasons vegetable gardens .

At the moment when Wang Xi brought himself to the vegetable garden, at the moment when Tang Shi saw the vegetable garden in front of him, at the moment when he saw clearly the vegetables planted in the garden and the dilapidated thatched hut, Tang Shi only felt the two His legs softened and he almost knelt down.

Then Wang Xi snatched him up, "Hey, don't be so exaggerated, right? This vegetable garden is still good, just stay here, hahahahaha..."

Tang Shi turned his head to look at Wang Xi, finally couldn't hold it back, and bravely said a word: "Senior brother Wang, a busy person like you came here to send me a person who was assigned to the vegetable garden, but it's actually—"

"Of course it's for a joke."

Wang Xi was very honest at this time, and patted Tang Shi on the shoulder vigorously, "Do it well, hahaha, do it well! Lao Qiu, I found you a helper, don't blame me for not being enough brothers!"

Tang Shi only felt that Wang Xi had a changeable face. He was snobbish before, but now he is very flat.Suddenly I just feel complicated, do it well?It's almost as good as your mother!

He was assigned to the vegetable garden, and the kid in Tsing Yi said something about "need someone to water", presumably his task is to water it, right?

After Wang Xi finished speaking, he laughed and left. Tang Shi couldn't help but suspect that this guy deliberately put on small shoes for him, but after all, there was no way to verify it.

After Wang Xi left, a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks emerged from the thatched cottage.This is probably the "Old Qiu" in Wang Xi's mouth.

"Yo, I found someone to help me out. Birds don't lay eggs in this place, and there's never a bright future. Someone came in." That old Qiu touched his bare chin and looked at Tang Shi. , and then he laughed, that appearance was really sour and wretched to the extreme.

For some reason, Tang Shi always felt uncomfortable looking at it.

"I'll ask Senior Brother Qiu for advice in the future." Tang Shi held back his discomfort and saluted respectfully.

The man surnamed Qiu was very helpful, and said with a snort, "You are a latecomer, and you will listen to me in the future. I will build you a thatched hut outside tomorrow and live a little outside the vegetable garden. Whatever I want you to do, just do it." What to do, planting vegetables in the vegetable garden is also a kind of knowledge.”

Tang Shi really wanted to spit blood on his face. Others grow the spirit grass Ganoderma lucidum. What's there to be proud of when they grow vegetables here?This is simply becoming a farmer!Others can still say that they are cultivators when they grow spiritual grass, so what are they growing vegetables? !

——A farmer in the comprehension world.

"My name is Qiu Aigan. You can call me Brother Qiu. I will go to the front hall for dinner in half an hour. I have delivered the lunch dishes to the cafeteria. I will clean up with you when the time comes tonight. Now you understand Let's take a look at what's going on here..."

Qiu Aigan, Qiu Aiqian, how fucking short of money are you?

Tang shi listened speechlessly, feeling extremely aggrieved.

Generally speaking, this is a place to supply vegetables and fruits to the cafeteria, a raw material production base.

Because of the special nature of the cultivation world, and because there is relatively abundant aura on this mountain, the vegetables grown here can grow well only by watering them. In addition, these vegetables need to be dewormed regularly.The growth rate of ordinary vegetables here is obviously faster than Tang Shi's previous life's cognition.It is said that a round can be grown in half a month, and the dishes are very rich, and their jurisdiction is also very large, almost all of the back mountain is theirs.

However, this area is the thinnest place in Xihaifeng. In order to make full use of resources, the vegetable garden that consumes little spiritual energy is built here.

When Tang shi heard this, his mood was very gloomy.

How should I put it, the only good news should be: the dishes here do not need to use fertilizer or pour manure...

Tang Shi covered his face, God, let him die...

Qiu Aigan showed off so much to Tang Shi so complacently that his nose almost went up to the sky. Tang Shi was speechless for a while. He had never seen such a happy grower.

Half an hour later, Qiu Aigan took Tang Shi to Xihaishan's cafeteria.

"After all, it's the first day for the newcomers to come to Haishan Mountain, so everyone has to sit and eat together. In the future, most of the food will be eaten alone. We usually eat with the people in the cafeteria."

Qiu Aigan walked and talked all the way, Tang Shi's head was full of black lines, and he arrived at the dining room in front of the cafeteria in silence.

As soon as Qiu Aigan and Tang Shi came in, there was a burst of laughter.

"Look, these two old vegetable growers are here!"

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, these two idiots...hahahaha..."

"I didn't expect that there would be another one in this vegetable garden. The old man Zhongqing hasn't come back yet? Why did you go out to find new varieties of vegetables? It's been half a year, hahaha..."

……

Tang Shi clenched his fists tightly before resisting the urge to beat up those talking bastards.

Qiu Aigan is also aggrieved, this person is a specimen of a snob, but people want face, and those who are born in their vegetable garden just don't have face, so they can only hold back, pull Tang Shi to sit aside, and don't say a word when eating Not to mention.

The table was already full of things. Sitting with Tang Shi and Qiu Aiqian were the disciples who were in charge of the spiritual herbs in the East Garden. They all moved to the side, as if they were afraid of getting something bad.

Tang Shi forced himself to calm down, picked up his chopsticks, and started eating.

"Eh? The newcomer is called Tang Shi, right? In the future, you will follow Lao Qiu and grow vegetables for us, you know?" A student from Dongyuan caught a chopstick of green vegetables, which flickered in Tang Shi's eyes. , sneered, "You guys with poor aptitude and weak roots are meant to grow vegetables for us!"

The knuckles of Qiu Aigan's fingers suddenly turned white and protruded. He didn't speak, but just ate a mouthful of plain rice.

Tang shi also buried his head and said nothing.

The man said again: "Look, these are all one-tempered people, who are obedient and accept no cure! Hahaha..."

"Senior brother Wang Xi said that this kid almost knelt down when he saw the vegetable garden, do you know? He knelt down!" Another person with fairer skin laughed loudly, and the whole dining hall burst into laughter , "These idiots are born with poor aptitude, so there is nothing they can do about it!"

Tang Shi and Qiu Aigan didn't speak at all. Tang Shi was just a qi training tier and had no combat power at all. Qiu Aigan seemed to be in a higher realm than Tang Shi, but he couldn't compare with the rest.

The two people who were in charge of taking care of the vegetable garden were silent here, enduring the infinite humiliation for no reason.

For some reason, Tang Shi suddenly felt that Qiu Aigan didn't feel too bad.Two people being laughed at together, that feeling is really...

Amidst such laughter, the disciple serving the soup in the cafeteria finally came up and jokingly said, "What are you all laughing at? You look so happy."

So someone explained it to the disciple, and the disciple laughed exaggeratedly, and said: "Today, I made white jade ball soup, all senior brothers, try it."

As he spoke, he asked someone to serve the soup.

What kind of white jade meatball soup, Tang Shi's mouth twitched when he saw it, but it was pork meatballs boiled with Chinese cabbage, it sounds so nice to be a ghost!

But when he saw this soup, Tang Shi couldn't help but think of his poem, and suddenly felt itchy. While everyone was laughing, he picked up his job bowl and started to plan rice very rudely——

Holding a big bowl to cover his face, Tang Shi put his palm on the edge of the rice bowl and murmured, "Goose, goose, song to the sky..."

"Huh? White jade ball soup, there is a goose stewed in it? This goose looks so small."

Eh?

Tang Shi suddenly took that face out of his bowl, only to see that everyone was looking at the white jade meatball soup on their tables. In the big soup bowl lay a peeled goose, which seemed to be stewed. all right.

Damn it!Do you want face? !Why is it that what I met was a living big white goose, and what you met was a stupid goose lying in the soup!

Stupid goose, stupid goose, get up quickly, please!

Stupid goose, stupid goose, cheat quickly, cheat quickly, okay!We're still good friends even though we've cheated!

Stupid goose, stupid goose, what's wrong with you...

The disciple who brought the soup was also stunned, and was muttering, but everyone praised him for being sensible, and even made a goose for everyone.Although this disciple felt that there was a ghost, he accepted it happily.

Everyone was comfortable, but Tang shi was not feeling well!

Tang shi is not happy, everyone should not be comfortable.

He picked up his rice bowl again, and when everyone's chopsticks were reaching for the big white goose, he said one more sentence. He didn't believe it, and he couldn't conjure a live goose!

"Goose, goose, song to the sky!"

Everyone who was happily preparing to eat the goose suddenly screamed in unison, "Why hasn't the goose been plucked?! Didn't it be peeled off just now? Look, look, this goose is growing hair! It is growing Woo, they're all growing fur! I'm going to-"

"Get up, the goose is up!"

"Mom, what the hell is this!"

"Ah ah ah..."

The entire cafeteria was already in chaos, and Tang shi was also amazed at the change.

The stupid goose was in the soup when it first appeared. Could it be that the verses in the "Chong Er Bao Jian" also change their effects according to the environment?

Tang Shi only felt that his palms were burning. Anyway, he had already made a vote, so why not keep trying and see what happens next.

This time, Tang shi read the whole poem quietly.I saw the plucked naked goose in the pork ball and cabbage soup on the table, standing up one after another from the soup bowl, with white hair all over, with Chinese cabbage on its head, and pork balls on its feet, majestic , with a pompous air, walked out of the hot soup with a proud step, shook its wings, and sang loudly——goose, goose, goose, we are beautiful big white goose...

The chopsticks in Tang Shi's hand suddenly fell, and he was completely stunned by this scene...

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