Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

After Wang Xiaoming went online the next day, he clicked on the group to find someone to spell the text. The so-called spelling means that several people code words together within a limited time. In the end, whoever writes the most will win, and the loser People have to accept punishment, such as learning how to bark dogs on Weibo.

As I said earlier, all the great gods in this group of great gods have superb hand speed, comparable to pile drivers, and although Wang Xiaoming did not have handicap when coding, his hand speed was still thrown out by these great gods. So every time Wang Xiaoming competed with this group of great gods, he never won, but he still enjoyed it, and every time he joined the penguin group, he rushed to find abuse.

So handsome that he has no friends: Pinwen Pinwen Pinwen Pinwen!Some people can't spell it!

Desert Seven Wolves: Are you going to seek abuse again?

So handsome that I have no friends: Last night I watched the sky at night, calculated with my fingers, and found that today is my lucky day, so I should spell it out!I have a hunch that this time I will be able to avenge my shame, come and spell it out!

Master Diancang: I remember you said the same thing last time

So handsome that he has no friends: Let the past go!Let's look to the future!Come on Pinwen Pinwen Pinwen!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: I already coded [-] today, Xiaoshuai, you are so handsome that you have no friends: I will wipe it, when did you code it?

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Wake up to now, an hour

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Watermelon, you are simply not human!

Although Wang Xiaoming has long known the domineering watermelon knife external number machine, but it is [-] an hour!Don't let him survive with this hand!Wang Xiaoming was about to kneel down!

Desert Seven Wolves: Do you know the speed of watermelon?You are the most handicapped in the group, it's really boring to fight with you, and you don't have any sense of accomplishment when you win, so handsome that you have no friends: ... What's wrong with your hand!You look down on handicap!

Handicapped is also a dignified woo woo woo!

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help thinking of the bitter past last night, and suddenly felt that his knees were poked.

Although he already knew that his hands were disabled, he never thought that he could be so disabled!After a game of flying chess, he didn't even throw a six. How bad is his character!Is it because he has never helped the old lady cross the road?He's going downstairs to angrily help the old lady cross the road!

The words of the desert seven wolves pierced Wang Xiaoming's heart. He crossed the group sadly, opened station B silently, logged into the account of the old Wang Kuawoshuai next door, and then... was stunned.

On the homepage of the old Wang Kuawoshuai account next door, the total number of video clicks and space visits that were originally displayed as 0 all skyrocketed to a word count that shocked Wang Xiaoming. Wang Xiaoming rubbed his eyes to confirm that he was not old-fashioned... He looked up Looking at the name of the account, I'm sure it's the old Wang next door who praised me for being handsome, not me who praised the old Wang next door for being handsome, let alone handsome me who praised Lao Wang next door, this account is really him.

...Whathappened?

The stunned Wang Xiaoming forgot the fact that he failed the fourth grade, and burst out a sentence in English in a daze.

Realizing that something unbelievable happened to him, Wang Xiaoming poked open the video he uploaded yesterday, and was scared to pee again by the number of playbacks, favorites, and bullet screens displayed on the upper right of the video...

Wang Xiaoming silently changed a pair of pants and came back, scrolling down the comment section of the video.

#250 Jiao Chuan Dafa is good

Granny panting praise!

#249 Character is very important

After a game of flying chess, Grandma didn't even throw a six, she was also drunk

#248 Every man has a Brokeback Mountain in his heart

Panting or something, it means listening hard (/▽＼)

#2472B pencil

As a straight guy, I feel like something weird is awakening inside of me

#246 two three three

One sentence and one breath is enough...don't stop!Grandma, please continue! _(:3"∠)_

……

Wang Xiaoming: ...

Although there are many comments, he is very happy, but what is going on with this strange trend!

What Jiaochuan...how could he have such a thing as Jiaochuan!

As a straight man, it's unbearable to be called coquettish!

Wang Xiaoming upset the table in his heart, he snorted, and began to reply one by one——

I am not panting!

I'm not panting!

I'm really not panting!

……

After replying one by one, Wang Xiaoming felt that his hands were sore. Although he usually typed much more than this, he would switch to the excited mode once he typed a word, and he would not feel tired until he finished typing. But replying to this This kind of comment really made his hands and heart tired... He was not panting!As a pure man, how could he do such a thing like Jiao Chuan!

However, although he was tired of replying, Wang Xiaoming still felt very happy. After all, this was the first video he uploaded. Some people commented, some bookmarked, some used barrage, and some people tossed coins... Wang Xiaoming is already very satisfied.

The only thing that makes Wang Xiaoming dissatisfied is, how come there is no cute girl leaving a message, Grandma, I want to give birth to you?This is simply unscientific!

The sullen Wang Xiaoming opened his video, intending to see if anyone posted on the barrage, I want to give you a baby, but as soon as he opened the video, he was scared to pee by a wave of red barrage...

Porn male anchor!

High energy all the way!Panting all the way!

Playing flying chess can also pant, but also drunk

Spoiler: Grandma played for three and 10 minutes without even throwing out a six. Let’s all go away. Dedicate my life’s knees to Grandma’s broken hand

As a straight guy, I listened hard

Grandma is so cute, she must have a boyfriend

Grandma, do you need a boyfriend? Someone who has gone to college and can repair computers...

Wang Xiaoming flipped the table angrily!What the hell are these barrages!boyfriend or something!How could he need it!

Just when Wang Xiaoming was hurting internally, he glanced at the upper right corner of the video out of the corner of his eye, and found that the bullet screen was still rising rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he was scared to pee again... As a handicapped party game scum, he felt his legs go weak, Very guilty.

Did everyone form a team to watch and mock the handicapped?

Wang Xiaoming guessed feebly.

But soon, Wang Xiaoming discovered the truth of the matter, because at this time, a name that Wang Xiaoming was very familiar with appeared on the bullet screen... Yes, it is exactly what you imagined.

Follow the male god of Jingyu... Grandmother is really stupid and cute wwwWait for me in front of Jingyu!I also followed in the footsteps of the male god_(:3"∠)_

Grandma, you are so stupid and cute, most of the storms are made 233

Stupid and cute enough to startle the male god, is this a new way to hook up ＿(:3」∠)＿

#我有特别立拍技术# I also want to be a fool to hook up with male gods (*/ω＼*)

Grandma, let go of the storm, be stupid and let me do it!

Let's team up and sell stupid together

……

Wang Xiaoming silently ignored the word "stupid" and thought to himself, the facts have proved that my personality is really extraordinary!

look!Even a god like Jingyu is subdued by his boxer underpants!

He is so handsome that he has no friends!

……

Should he consider changing his ID to Jingyu and exaggerating my handsomeness?

Realizing that his video attracted so many people because of the celebrity effect of Jingyu, Wang Xiaoming’s feeling of unreality with his legs hanging in the air disappeared instantly, so the elated Wang Xiaoming hummed "Jingyu is so awesome!" , Take me pretending to fly~" Xiaoqu'er scrolled down the comment area to find the comment with the most replies.

If Jingyu really left a comment on his video, it must be the one with the most comments and the most likes.

Sure enough, Wang Xiaoming looked at the comment with the most replies, and it was the words left by Jing Yuda——

#111 Stormy Storm

Grandma, you are very talented in flying chess, learn square dancing with me ＿(:3」∠)＿

three hours ago

I've been playing with soy sauce: I found a wild Jingyu! (°?°)?Master Ball Soy Sauce: Take a photo with Jingyuda! (°?°)?The master ball oiled the sauce: go to the master ball! (°?°)?The master ball hit soy sauce: eat me a master ball! (°?°)?The master ball beat soy sauce: eat me a dozen master balls! (°?°)?Master Ball (°?°)?Master Ball (°?°)?master ball