God help me

Who made the second fake H audio?

In the past, when people who were mixed at station B mentioned Teacher Wan and the second uncle of the Tang family to outsiders, they would introduce the former as the master of station B and the latter as the cute creature of station B.

Now, the people at Station B mentioned Mr. Wan and the second uncle of the Tang family to the outside world, and directly and rudely called them the "Jifufu Group".

As a result, under the guidance of their companions, the friends who had just entered the game area quickly came across the pseudo-H audio where Teacher Wan and the second uncle of the Tang family became friends.

This is the eighth time in a month, Chu Xiaotang saw this fake H audio on the homepage of Station B.I have been with Fang Shenxing for a while, and the two have even met their parents.

Chu Xiaotang touched the shiny ring on his hand and said, "Who cut this audio?"

Fang Shenxing, who was browsing the web, replied after hearing the words: "I don't know, I researched that account, it is newly registered, and I haven't sent anything except this audio. The person who made the audio deliberately didn't want others to find out his identity."

"Why don't you want people to find out? Is there something hidden, or is this simply done by an acquaintance?" Chu Xiaotang just finished watching the latest episode of Detective Conan, and he is full of interest in solving the case.

Determined to find out the truth, Chu Xiaotang tapped the kick-off ball, and the first thing he clicked was the dialog box of Fat Cixia.He was the one who sent the audio to me at the beginning, why was it him?Is there a hidden secret hidden in it?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Little Fatty! ! !

Fat Ci Xia: It is Fat Ci Xia, not Little Pang Ci╭(╯^╰)╮

The second uncle of the Tang family: Wait until you exceed 170.

Fat Cixia: Friends are exhausted.

The second uncle of the Tang family: 233 asked you something.

Fat man: What's the matter?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Did you make the fake H audio of me and the male god?

Fat man: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: You acquiesced? ? ?

Fat man: Fart!I can't finish my homework, how can I have spare time to do that!

The second uncle of the Tang family: That makes sense.

Fat Cixia: Going to do homework, no matter how cheap!

The second uncle of the Tang family: /~~

It looks like it wasn't made by Fat Cixia.

Chu Xiaotang showed Fang Shenxing their chat records.Fang Shenxing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Is it useful for you to ask?"

"If you don't try, how will you know?" Chu Xiaotang said whimsically, "Maybe the custom author will tell us when he sees us together."

"But how can you be sure that it was done by an acquaintance?" It wasn't that Fang Shenxing hit Chu Xiaotang, but that his scope of seeking the truth was too narrow.

"I've listened to this audio a hundred and eighty times, and I'm sure there are some dialogues in it that I've never said live!"

Fang Shenxing tilted his head to look at him: "So?"

"So an acquaintance must have intercepted it from my conversation." Chu Xiaotang nodded firmly, and patted the back of Fang Shenxing's hand, "Male god, there is always only one truth, you have to believe that I will be able to tell it to you." find out."

Fang Shenxing smiled: "Sometimes not knowing the truth is also a kind of happiness."

Chu Xiaotang, who was targeting the suspicious person on the old cucumber, didn't pay attention to Fang Shenxing's words, so that he almost burst into tears when he finally found out the truth.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Group leader! ! !

Lonely Old Cucumber: Ciao, you really know how to pick your time, so talk quickly!

Lonely Old Cucumber: Say it quickly!Terrified!

He was even more anxious than I was... Chu Xiaotang was embarrassed, so he gave up the preliminary laying and continued to ask questions straight to the point.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Did you make the audio?

The Lonely Old Cucumber: What Audio?

The second uncle of the Tang family: False H audio between me and the male god.

Lonely Old Cucumber: I'm not that boring.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I think you look like (〃＞目＜)

The second uncle of the Tang family: You are the most boring in the group, even my sister's reader group can squat down, just to guard the gossip news.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Where is the person?Why don't you speak?Is it true that you are the one who made the audio?

The second uncle of the Tang family: ahahaha, I knew it was you!I want to compete with the male god with my invincible reasoning ability.

Lonely Old Cucumber: ...

Lonely Old Cucumber: I'm Fuzai, I really didn't do it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Could it be you?

Lonely Old Cucumber: It’s not us, we are not the Wantang party, and we don’t have the patience to do it slowly.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Then why are you explaining to me, old cucumber man?If he wasn't guilty, why didn't he explain it to me himself?

Lonely Old Cucumber: He is in the toilet and has a bad stomach from eating at noon. When you first found him, he said he was in a hurry.

The second uncle of the Tang family: In a hurry to squat in the pit?

Lonely Gherkin: Yes ==

The second uncle of the Tang family: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: You let him squat well =(:3」∠_)

Chu Xiaotang poked the black stupid dog and the white stupid cat respectively. They were not online, so they were probably doing something shameful.It's so impatient before night, the young people nowadays are really uncertain.

People in the UPUP disturbing group were quickly excluded one by one. Who else could do this?

Chu Xiaotang suddenly thought of his younger sister, Chu Xiaoxiao. Chu Xiaotang heard about the fact that Chu Xiaoxiao was a die-hard fan of Wantang's party, from Liu Mi.It is said that Chu Xiaoxiao even set up a group with Wan Tang's best friends.

It's easy for the younger sister to get her brother's audio. After thinking about it carefully, Chu Xiaotang felt that Chu Xiaoxiao was more suspicious than everyone else.

Before Chu Xiaotang sent a message to Chu Xiaoxiao, Chu Xiaoxiao showed up at the door of Fang Shenxing's house with a large bag of special products.She just came back from a trip and brought a lot of local specialties to Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang.

"Brother Fang, help me take it down, I won't be able to take it anymore."

"It's so heavy. When you go out to play, you still remember to bring us special products. It's really thoughtful." Fang Shenxing thanked him, took the special products, and asked Chu Xiaoxiao if he was happy when he went out to play.

Chu Xiaoxiao chatted with Fang Shenxing with a smile, and Chu Xiaotang waited for them to finish talking before asking his sister, "Did you do anything bad behind my back?"

Chu Xiaoxiao looked at Chu Xiaotang inexplicably: "I do bad things? Hehe, who else does bad things in our family except you?"

Chu Xiaotang touched his nose guiltily, his "bad things" were really not intentional, and he didn't want himself to be a level nine handicapped person either.

Unexpectedly, Chu Xiaoxiao suddenly asked, "Ask you to help me get Mi Niu Dada's signature? How long has it been!"

Chu Xiaotang slapped his forehead: "Oops, I forgot."

Chu Xiaoxiao twisted Chu Xiaotang's arm depressedly, Chu Xiaotang didn't dare to speak out, and squeezed his mouth tightly, looking like a suffering little daughter-in-law.

After putting away the things, Fang Shenxing who came out of the kitchen saw Chu Xiaotang's disheveled face, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Chu Xiaoxiao withdrew his hand, as if nothing had happened: "It's nothing, my brother said his arm hurts a little, so I rubbed it for him."

Fang Shenxing gave a meaningful "Oh" and hooked his fingers at Chu Xiaoxiao.

Chu Xiaoxiao followed Fang Shenxing to the study: "What's the matter?"

Fang Shenxing quietly handed her a boxy box.

new phone!Chu Xiaoxiao's eyes glowed, and the corners of his mouth almost grinned to his ears: "Thank you, Brother Fang."

"Don't rush to say thank you. If Auntie knows that you have accepted such a thing, what will he think?"

Chu Xiaoxiao stroked the paws of the mobile phone case for a moment, and he murmured in his heart, it's over, does the black-bellied teacher Wan want to make more moves?I never provoked him!

Chu Xiaoxiao is different from Chu Xiaotang, she is a really witty girl, when she heard this sentence suddenly, she stuffed her mobile phone into her bag and asked honestly: "Brother Fang, what did I do wrong, why don't you just ask me?" explain."

"You did a good job." Fang Shenxing smiled slightly, "It's just that your brother's hand still hurts, and you don't seem to be rubbing him well enough."

Oh my god, it's not that he dislikes her for not kneading properly, it's because he knows that he twisted Chu Xiaotang's arm.

Chu Xiaoxiao secretly scolded herself for being stupid, why did she forget Fang Shenxing's title of "sugar lover".

"Yes, yes, Brother Fang taught you the lesson! I'll rub my brother's arm right now!"

Chu Xiaotang only saw Chu Xiaoxiao and Fang Shenxing whispering in a small corner of the study, but did not hear their conversation.After the two of them finished talking, Chu Xiaoxiao helped him pinch his arm with a doggy attitude that he had never had since he was a child, and asked, "Brother, does it still hurt? Are your shoulders sore? Do you want me to help you?" Also soft?"

"No, not sour." Did my sister take the wrong medicine?Chu Xiaotang asked Fang Shenxing for help in horror.

Fang Shenxing smiled calmly: "It's right for younger sisters to respect elder brothers, so bear with it."

Chu Xiaotang couldn't afford it, he quickly took out his mobile phone and said, "Your fan Niu is at school, I'll ask him to sign for you in person."

"Long live, brother, you are so kind, as good as my brother Fang."

Although it was a good word, why did Chu Xiaotang feel so awkward when it sounded like it?

When she heard that she could get Mi Niu Da's autograph, Chu Xiaoxiao was so happy, she didn't even have time to say goodbye, and hurried downstairs to meet the great author in her mind.

Fang Shenxing yelled at the back to let Chu Xiaoxiao and Liu Mi come to the house for dinner at night, Chu Xiaoxiao replied "Okay", and they had long since disappeared.

When Fang Shenxing closed the door of the house, Chu Xiaotang asked curiously: "What did you and Chu Xiaoxiao whisper in the study just now? I seem to have seen her stuffing something into her bag."

"It's nothing, the little girl asked me to find something for her."

"what?"

"Information books, about solving cases."

Chu Xiaotang had heard from Chu Xiaoxiao that she planned to write a fan novel to solve crimes, but she never thought that her sister was so serious about writing novels.Compared with her, Chu Xiaotang felt that the Wan Tang essay he wrote was too sloppy, without even an outline!But that article is over, and he and Fang Shenxing are getting along smoothly, let him turn steamed sea bass into a delicious dish in the future.

That night, when Liu Mi and Chu Xiaoxiao were eating at Fang Shenxing's house, there was a dish of steamed sea bass on the table.

Chu Xiaoxiao went to Shaoxing to play. She traveled thousands of miles and brought back a bottle of Huadiao wine. Everyone shared the wine during dinner.

It is cold in winter, Huadiao wine needs to be warmed before drinking.As soon as the warmed Huadiao wine was opened, the aroma immediately overflowed.The orange-yellow wine is really pretty when poured in a transparent cup, and the rich and aromatic aroma of the wine is addictive.Take another sip, the Huadiao wine is sweet and slightly sour, it is really sweet and mellow.

Hua Diao's alcohol content is not high, but the four present, except for Fang Shenxing, all have poor alcohol tolerance.For the other three people, drinking a few more glasses of wine with more than ten degrees will realize what it means to be slightly drunk.

Chu Xiaotang's face is easy to drink when drinking, he laughed, and the two blushes on his face laughed together.

"God, who do you think is suspicious?"

"I."

"What?" Chu Xiaotang trembled, almost waking up from fright, "It can't be you, you didn't know me at that time."

Fang Shenxing raised his eyebrows, but Chu Xiaotang was not fooled.Fang Shenxing really didn't know who made that video.

After all, no one is interested, anyway, it is enough to abduct Chu Xiaotang, the rest is not important.

After drinking a few more glasses, Liu Mi's expression was blurred, his eyes narrowed slightly: "What are you talking about?"

Chu Xiaoxiao was questioned not long ago, and when he heard the idol asked about it, he immediately explained it to him.

Liu Mi laughed loudly: "That, I did it."

what?

Everyone present was shocked by this sentence.

Liu Mi, who had no idea what he was talking about, burped like a flower carving and said: "You didn't know where I was when I was cute! At that time, I told others that Xipi was cute, and I was complained about. It's weird. I was upset, so I gathered all the resources and cut the fake H video. How about it, I’m good.”

Liu Mi twitched his eyebrows triumphantly, and Chu Xiaotang, who was stunned, asked: "Some of the audio was not solved in the live broadcast, where did you get it?"

"That's easy. I went undercover to the YY channel of the UPUP trolling group. I have saved a lot in my computer. Do you want to listen to it? I'll listen to it another day. Hiccup..."

Chu Xiaotang asked several questions in a row, only to realize that Liu Mi is a typical hidden talent.Even Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't help asking many questions. After listening to all the answers, Fang Shenxing and the brothers and sisters of the Chu family agreed that Mi Niu Da was a god.

Liu Mi has eight Qiuqiu accounts and five Weibo accounts, not to mention vests in various forums.Each of these vests has its own purpose, human flesh, undercover, fine points, and fighting. Liu Mi is omnipotent. According to his own confession, these are all self-taught when he has been pinched too much by others.

Fuck me, it turns out that Mi Niu Da is so powerful!

This feeling is like thinking that there is a little white rabbit living beside you, but who knows that the little white rabbit actually refers to the king of beasts.

Send the king of beasts back to the dormitory, and send Chu Xiaoxiao home.Chu Xiaotang was lying on the bed with one leg resting on Fang Shenxing's belly, crying: "God, why are the people around me so powerful!"

"You should be thankful that these powerful people are your friends, not your enemies."

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so, but this makes me even more stupid."

"This is a fact that everyone knows."

"..." During the days spent with the male god, Chu Xiaotang gradually discovered that Fang Shenxing had a bit of a venomous tongue occasionally besides telling cold jokes.He sniffed and said, "God, can I kick you out of bed?"

Fang Shenxing's smile is harmless to humans and animals: "Do you dare?"

"Hehe, male god, I'm just joking." Chu Xiaotang rubbed Fang Shenxing's shoulder dog-leggedly, and said "Mommy", but growled in his heart, Mi Niu knelt down and begged to accept me as his disciple I also want to crush my male god in terms of IQ!