God help me

Fang Shenxing did not put the live broadcast video on station B, but among those who watched that day, some recorded viewers uploaded this live broadcast full of countless laughs to station B immediately after Fang Shenxing's live broadcast ended. stand.

Chu Xiaotang opened Station B, and immediately recognized that the video occupying the top spot on the homepage's hot list was yesterday's live action.

Click on the video, the UP host is a passerby, and the TAG under the video can't bear to look directly at it.

TAG: Wantang*hao, Husband and wife daily life, Stupid and cute Tangtang, Mysterious prediction rate, Perverted Tang who catches hamsters on the bed without clothes, Beloved wife crazy teacher Wan, Porn ♂ male anchor, High energy and no pee point in the whole process

Oh my god, this tag is really simple and rude. Chu Xiaotang glanced at the number of viewers and the number of barrage on the right, and was very hesitant to watch the barrage of this issue.

As a qualified Shaking M, even though he knew that what happened next would cause him pain, Chu Xiaotang still pressed the play button bravely.

As soon as the video came out, Fang Shenxing hadn't finished his self-introduction when he saw colorful bullet screens flocking to him.

ten weeks

I heard that this issue has high energy!

Continue to round, the husband and wife lose their teeth every day.

Tangtang cried stupidly.

Fang Shenxing's voice fell, and Chu Xiaotang heard his own voice coming out of the computer.The barrage on the screen can't see anything but stupid words in an instant!

Chu Xiaotang glanced at such an unbearable scene, closed his eyes, opened them, and glanced again...

God, have you laughed enough!It’s just that I was stupid for a while yesterday, I’m still quite witty all day long, you can’t catch me and hold on to it QAQ

No matter how Chu Xiaotang yelled, the audience at station B couldn't hear it.

Fang Shenxing came to the gallery with the prepared meal, and saw Chu Xiaotang covering his face, sighing at the computer for a while, and shaking his head for a while.

"What are you looking at with this expression?" Fang Shenxing stood outside the cash register and looked in with his neck hooked.

Being called stupid by so many people must not let the male god know, what if the male god finds it embarrassing to have such a stupid boyfriend!

I just fell in love, I don't want to lose love!

Chu Xiaotang immediately covered the screen, and said with a sneer, "It's nothing, hehe."

It's a pity that he didn't block everything, and Fang Shenxing still saw a small piece of the screen.

Fang Shenxing said clearly: "Where is the B station?"

Chu Xiaotang pretended to be tender and smirked: "Yeah." He deliberately only said one word, so that Fang Shenxing had nothing to say, and then he could skip this topic!

Today another friend on duty in the store asked for leave, and Chu Xiaotang was the only one in the store.Now it's approaching lunch time, and there are no customers in the store, Fang Shenxing said without any scruples: "Yesterday's live broadcast was uploaded, did you see it?"

It turned out that the male god had already seen it, Chu Xiaotang lit a piece of wax for himself, and nodded feebly: "That's what I'm looking at now."

"Then there's nothing to cover up." Fang Shenxing smiled, "I thought you were peeking at pornographic movies in the gallery."

"Pfft! That kind of thing is easy to see in public."

Fang Shenxing received it casually: "So you often hide under the covers and watch secretly?"

This sounded so weird, Chu Xiaotang glanced at the screen from the corner of his eye, and the screen was full of "perverted" barrage.Chu Xiaotang subconsciously thought of the pervert, hiding under the covers and watching porn, it seems to be quite perverted!

Oops, the male god shouldn't be brainwashed by the barrage, he really thinks I'm a pervert!

Chu Xiaotang quickly explained: "No, that's not the case! I looked at it openly, ah! I didn't mean that, I mean...I mean..."

Chu Xiaotang just wanted to express that he came back when he was alone in the room, but his head was stuck in a hurry, and he couldn't express what he meant.

Fang Shenxing interrupted Chu Xiaotang: "Don't be nervous, it's nothing to watch this kind of movie, it's understandable, let's watch it together next time."

watch together?

Hey, let's study together.

Chu Xiaotang was lost in thought.

Fang Shenxing shook his head amusedly, and Chu Xiaotang's saliva was left behind. On his face, what was really on his mind would be revealed on his face.

Doing shameful things together, Fang Shenxing of course also thought, after more than 30 years as a magician, it is time to graduate.However, the Iwanna competition is about to start on Wednesday, and he doesn't want to affect Chu Xiaotang's performance.Anyway, the sugar is already in your mouth, are you afraid you won't be able to swallow it?

Too impatient to eat hot tofu, Fang Shenxing planned his time calmly, until the day he really ate Chu Xiaotang, he would not let go of this hard-won second-rate candy easily.

Thinking that in the near future, he will treat Chu Xiaotang like this and that on the bed, Fang Shenxing's mood suddenly brightened, he rubbed Chu Xiaotang's fluffy head and said: "Let's have dinner together, I just made it, and I will eat it too." Did not eat."

"Hey, didn't you send it after you finished eating?"

"Now it's different from before. I want to eat with you. I want to spend every day with you."

"Oh, oh, me too!" Chu Xiaotang didn't care so much, Fang Shenxing's words directly sweetened his heart, sweeter than honey.

Because of Fang Shenxing's words, Chu Xiaotang completely abandoned the school cafeteria, and Fang Shenxing came to deliver meals when he was working part-time in the gallery; when he was not working, Chu Xiaotang would report to Fang Shenxing's home on time every day.Anyway, he has the key of Fang Shen's expert, so he can come and go freely, so don't worry.

Iwanna's preliminary competition will start at 08:30 this Wednesday night. From [-] o'clock, all contestants can enter the competition website for identity verification.

Chu Xiaotang came to Fang Shenxing's house early, had dinner, fed the hamster, and solved his physical problems. He sat in front of the computer and waited for the game to officially start.

In the final analysis, Iwanna not only micromanagement is important, but also the feel is very important.Chu Xiaotang is used to using his own notebook, so when he came here today, he specially brought the notebook with him.

Right now Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing are sitting side by side at the computer desk. In order to make room for it, the hamster was forced to temporarily move it to a corner of the study.

Tangtang, the hamster in the hamster cage, with his mouth bulging up high, grasped the cage with all four limbs, hanging on the cage like a bat.He was about to gnaw his silver teeth into pieces, and stared at Chu Xiaotang's back fiercely: "Dung! Let alone occupying my master, and also occupying my territory, there is no reason at all!"

No matter what the hamster says, it is a simple squeak to the human ear.

Waiting for the game to start is a boring process, Chu Xiaotang looked around, his attention was quickly attracted by the hamster.He patted Fang Shenxing's arm, and shouted excitedly: "God, God, look at the hamster, it's so powerful! It's hanging on the cage!"

Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang have different concerns. He has been raising this hamster for more than half a year, and he can tell the hamster's mood at this time only from the hamster's barking.

The little guy didn't seem very happy, and his mouth was puffed up. Is it because the territory is occupied?

Probably so.

Looking at Chu Xiaotang who was sitting next to him, Fang Shenxing felt a sense of happiness that he had never felt before.He didn't intend to appease the hamster, because he had already bred the idea of ​​changing the hamster's place.

Fang Shenxing leaned on the back of the chair, deliberately pretended not to understand, and avoided talking about other things, saying: "It has many skills, and you will gradually discover them in the future."

Hearing this, the hamster chirped and barked, accusing Fang Shenxing of being too eccentric.

Chu Xiaotang said cheerfully: "You listened to it screaming so hard, it must know that we will participate in the competition later, so it is cheering for us now!"

"I think so too." Fang Shenxing nodded in agreement, "The competition is about to start, hurry up and get ready."

Although Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing have started dating, it is only natural to pay back the debt.Fang Shenxing mentioned that Chu Xiaotang should not pay back the money, but Chu Xiaotang thinks that as a man, he should be responsible, and he must pay back the money.Otherwise, falling in love with Fang Shenxing will give him the illusion of prostitution.

Thinking of the debts on his body, Chu Xiaotang was extraordinarily calm when facing the game, and the male god sitting beside him seemed to have forgotten, and concentrated on the game.

A two-hour game is considered a long time. Chu Xiaotang usually plays Iwanna, at most it is this time. If he continues to play, not only will his fingers feel uncomfortable, but his state will be much worse than at the beginning.

The time was lost by minute and second inadvertently. It was not until the system prompted Chu Xiaotang to congratulate him on clearing the level that he realized that it took him an hour and thirty minutes to complete the level.

It's only been an hour and a half!Chu Xiaotang thought it would be two hours soon.

It seemed that the preliminaries were not difficult. Chu Xiaotang was full of confidence and felt that it would not be a problem for him to enter the semi-finals.I don't know what happened to Fang Shenxing, but when I turned around, I found that Fang Shenxing also cleared the level at some point.

"When did you clear the customs?"

"just."

"before me?"

"Almost in sync with you." Fang Shenxing flicked his sore fingers. This game is really not played by ordinary people. After playing for a long time, his fingers can get arthritis. He asked Chu Xiaotang, "How many times have you died?"

"120 eight times." Chu Xiaotang blurted out. After the game ended, besides the prompt that the level had been cleared, the game time and the number of deaths were also displayed.

Fang Shenxing said: "I have more than you, 130 times."

"That's amazing!" Thinking of the horrible scene when Fang Shenxing played Iwanna at the beginning, in just a month or so, he was about to catch up with himself.Chu Xiaotang couldn't help but sighed with emotion, "The great master is indeed a great master! The technology crushes everything!"

Fang Shenxing frowned slightly: "I haven't crushed you yet."

Chu Xiaotang showed a flattering smile: "Hey, don't you practice for a short time? After a long time, you can definitely crush me."

"You don't have to wait long, you can do it now."

"Hey? How do you say it? You, what are you going to do!"

Fang Shenxing got closer and closer to Chu Xiaotang, and circled his hands, trapping Chu Xiaotang who was sitting on the chair between his arms.With a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, he approached Chu Xiaotang and asked, "What do you think?"

Chu Xiaotang blinked, stared at Fang Shenxing's thin lips, and understood.He swallowed his saliva, suddenly grabbed Fang Shenxing's neck, kissed him on the mouth, and laughed like he had succeeded: "Hahaha, I crushed you!" As he spoke, he pushed Fang Shenxing away The arm just wanted to escape.

Fang Shenxing had quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed Chu Xiaotang by the collar, dragged him back, didn't talk nonsense with him at all, just ran over him!

A few minutes later, Chu Xiaotang climbed off Fang Shenxing with a flushed face, and shrank on his chair out of breath, his heart beating wildly, and his limbs were weak and weak.

Fang Shenxing pinched his nose, then rubbed his hair and asked, "Who crushed whom?"

Chu Xiaotang didn't dare to stop for half a second, and shouted: "You! You are the most powerful male god!"

Fang Shenxing looked at him with a smile, and said silently in his heart: I really want to eat candy.