God help me

After Chu Xiaotang posted the latest Weibo, whether it was Weibo, Station B, or Tieba, the direction of public opinion has completely changed.The Piaochao people have evolved from Teacher Piaowan, the second uncle of Piaotang family, and Piaomi Niu to the main teacher Piaowan.

Chu Xiaotang glanced roughly, and among the ten comments he saw, seven or eight were from Mr. Wan, and so were the newly opened posts on the post bar.

Chu Xiaotang scratched his hair depressingly, it didn't help if his short fluffy hair turned into a chicken coop.Seeing that the floor of Teacher Xiaowan's post is getting higher and higher, Chu Xiaotang's reply to other people's comments on Weibo is like nothing, without any effect.

Why is the reality completely different from what he imagined?

Chu Xiaotang couldn't control whether Chu Xiaoxiao was typing or not, and as soon as he dialed the phone, he opened his mouth and shouted: "Sister, help me!"

Chu Xiao smiled and said, "I'm not Teacher Wan, why are you calling me for help?"

It doesn't matter if you don't mention this, Chu Xiaotang wants to cry even more if you mention it: "Teacher Wan also wants to call for help."

"Ah? What's the matter?" Second Monk Chu Xiaoxiao was puzzled, unable to understand the meaning of Chu Xiaotang's words.

"I just posted a Weibo, and I didn't mention Teacher Wan at all, but almost all the replies below are pinching Teacher Wan."

"Wait for me to see." Chu Xiaoxiao paused, and Chu Xiaotang heard the sound when the mouse was clicked.

"okay!"

After a while, Chu Xiaoxiao's voice came to the phone again: "Brother, do you know what nozuonodie is?"

Chu Xiaotang said pitifully, "I know."

Chu Xiaoxiao said loudly: "Then you still post on Weibo!"

The younger sister's aura is quite strong, Chu Xiaotang said weakly: "Didn't I want to attract everyone's attention so that they would not pinch Teacher Wan?"

"Don't you remember what I told you at the beginning?" Chu Xiaoxiao said earnestly, "I already said that my sisters are pinching you, look before you post on Weibo, although everyone pinches you It's very powerful, but the overall lead is still within our controllable range. If you don't speak, Teacher Wan and Mi Niu will not respond. They have nothing to pinch, and they will break up in a short time. You Weibo It's ready to be sent out, there are new materials, enough to pinch a few more back and forth."

Chu Xiaotang asked: "So serious?"

Chu Xiaoxiao asked back: "What do you say?"

The answer must be serious...

Chu Xiaotang frowned and asked, "Then what should I do now?"

Chu Xiaoxiao blurted out: "Don't reply, I'll go and discuss with the girls, hey... no more words, you really broke my heart, whether you are older or I am older."

"You are big! Solve this matter well, and I will satisfy any request you have."

"Really? I want to become good friends with Mi Niu Da!"

"Put it on me, and I'll take a picture of him sleeping for you now."

"Tch, you think I'm you, idiot! It's enough to chat with Mi Niu Da." Chu Xiaoxiao warned Chu Xiaotang while typing, "I flashed, you must not reply again."

Chu Xiaotang obeyed his sister's instruction, only paid attention to the situation of fights, and resolutely refused to reply.

It's almost eleven o'clock now, and Fang Shenxing didn't even send himself a WeChat message. Chu Xiaotang thought to himself, according to Fang Shenxing's daily routine, it's impossible not to wake up at this hour.

As long as Fang Shenxing wakes up, as long as Fang Shenxing opens Weibo or any web page of station b, he will find the fight.

Why did he take so long to respond?

Or is it that his wrong way of solving the problem brought him a new wave of troubles before he even tried to react, and now he is struggling to figure out how to deal with this fight?

Facing what he had provoked, Chu Xiaotang felt that he was useless.

Feeding hamsters flooded Fang Shenxing's kitchen; learning to cook and unscrewing the faucet; washing clothes produced a whole bathroom of foam; trying to stop the fight, but Fang Shenxing was pinched even harder...

It seems that he has never succeeded in doing anything right. Apart from causing trouble to Fang Shenxing, what else can such a self bring him?

Chu Xiaotang lowered his head, feeling deeply inferior.

At this moment, he felt that he was not worthy of Shang Shenxing, and what Fang Shenxing might like him was all his subjective feelings. Maybe Fang Shenxing didn't like him at all. I have a little liking for him, but after seeing him do so many stupid things, it is estimated that the remaining liking has disappeared.

Chu Xiaotang picked up the phone, soaked in despair, he had no time to think too much, he didn't even notice that it was Fang Shenxing's number he dialed instead of WeChat.

The phone rang four or five times, but there was no answer.Chu Xiaotang smiled miserably, thinking that Fang Shenxing would never answer his calls in the future.Just when he was about to hang up the phone, the phone miraculously connected!

"Hello." Fang Shenxing's voice sounded slightly hoarse, and Chu Xiaotang's heart moved. It seems that the male god has suffered a lot, and he is the culprit who made the male god become like this!

Damn!

Chu Xiaotang scolded himself, clenched the phone tightly and shouted to Fang Shenxing on the other end of the phone: "I'm sorry, the god! It's all my fault, it caused you to be pinched so badly. I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble, and I won't be like this in the future." After finishing speaking, he cut off the phone directly.

Chu Xiaotang looked at the phone sadly, and said silently in his heart: Farewell, male god.

Fang Shenxing on the other end of the phone felt inexplicable.He pinched the bridge of his nose and rubbed his temples. In the middle of last night, he was dragged out by Yan Yunshan to eat supper. Drank too much.

Anyway, there was no class today, so Fang Shenxing simply slept until he woke up naturally. He was having a sweet dream. In the dream, Chu Xiaotang turned into a little hamster to please him, and he was woken up by the phone.

Who, it's really not the right time to fight.

Fang Shenxing took the phone and looked, it was Chu Xiaotang calling.The cloud in his heart was swept away, he only said hello when he got on the phone, and then he heard Chu Xiaotang speak a long series of words in one breath.

In fact, Fang Shenxing didn't understand what Chu Xiaotang was talking about at all, but he heard him call himself a god, and then apologized to himself.

It was not the first time that Chu Xiaotang called the wrong name, and Fang Shenxing pretended not to notice as always.Lying on the bed, he recalled what else Chu Xiaotang said, and he seemed to have the word "strangle" in his impression.

Got pinched again?

Fang Shenxing put his forehead on his forehead and sighed. Recently, he often received some remarks criticizing him in private messages on Weibo and comments on station b. It seemed that this was what Chu Xiaotang was talking about.Unexpectedly, he opened Weibo and looked at it. It was not the case at all, but it was inseparable from this matter.

Fang Shenxing scrolled down the Weibo, and after a while, he saw the Weibo post by Chu Xiaotang and the comments below.Fang Shenxing thought about it carefully, suddenly realized that he knew the origin of Chu Xiaotang's words just now.

The fight seems to be caused by Chu Xiaotang, but it has nothing to do with him.Those who wanted to pinch Fang Shenxing just seized this opportunity by the way, but they didn't expect Chu Xiaotang to take all the responsibility on himself.

Hearing Chu Xiaotang's voice just now, it was already full of crying, if he didn't call back to make it clear, he might really cry.Fang Shenxing called out Chu Xiaotang's number, and pressed the call button regardless of the fact that he had already agreed that he was Teacher Wan. Losing his vest was not as important to him as Chu Xiaotang.

There was a beeping sound in his ear, Fang Shenxing waited for a long time and Chu Xiaotang didn't answer the phone, he called again, but the result was the same.

Chu Xiaotang just said on the phone "never in the future", does he want to never contact him again?

If someone else said this, Fang Shenxing would definitely not think about it, but it was hard for him not to think about it if the object was the bastard Chu Xiaotang.

Given how idiotic Chu Xiaotang is to him, he must be beating his chest and feet at what he did right now.

After being drunk, his head ached, and Fang Shenxing, who hadn't rested enough, sat up suddenly, and his eyes blurred for a while.

Fang Shenxing laughed. He is no longer a young man in his 20s, and he is not suitable for drinking. He must pay attention to this in the future.

After quickly changing clothes, taking the keys and mobile phone, Fang Shenxing hurried to the student dormitory building.Walking on the road, Fang Shenxing continued to call Chu Xiaotang, but still no one answered, so he called Liu Mi.

Liu Mi didn't wake up either, last night he stayed up late typing until three o'clock, and was sleepy like a dog. He was woken up once by Chu Xiaotang in the morning, and now he was woken up again by Fang Shenxing's phone call.Wantang*Hello, hello my sister!One or two will disturb my sleep, I tried my best to let you two in the novel, is this how you treat me qaq

Liu Mi only dared to complain in his heart, the other party was cautious, he must be a dog's image.

Fang Shenxing was worried about Chu Xiaotang, so after the call was connected, the conversation between the two was very brief.

Fang Shenxing asked: "Is Tangtang in the dormitory?"

Liu Mi replied: "Yes."

Fang Shenxing said, "Give him the phone."

Liu Mi said "oh", and said to Chu Xiaotang: "Tangtang, call me."

Chu Xiaotang turned his head mechanically, and asked blankly, "Who is it?"

"Teacher Fang."

"what?"

"Ah, what, hurry up, I'm so sleepy." Liu Mi breathed out, and forced the phone into the hand of Chu Xiaotang who came to his bedside.

Chu Xiaotang's mind went blank. He just finished calling Fang Shenxing, and then he had another ostrich attack. He turned the phone to silent and stuffed it under the quilt. Unexpectedly, Fang Shenxing found Liu Mi's phone when he was looking for him.

"Hello." Chu Xiaotang lowered his eyebrows, his eyes full of gloom.

"Open the door." Fang Shenxing's voice sounded a little breathless.

The little idiot said "Ah?" again, and when he heard the knock on the door, he walked slowly to the door and opened it.

Fang Shenxing walked into the dormitory, closed the door, and hung up the phone, all in one go.

Chu Xiaotang took a step back, his eyes dodged, and he didn't want to make any eye contact with Fang Shenxing.

Fang Shenxing cupped Chu Xiaotang's face with both hands, making him look directly into his eyes.

"I knew from the beginning that you were stupid, whether online or in real life. I like the trouble you bring me. Even if you burn my house down, I will be happy."

Chu Xiaotang found himself in Fang Shenxing's affectionate eyes, romantic moments, romantic gazes, romantic confessions, but Chu Xiaotang's answer was not so romantic.He said, "Aren't you shaking m?"

"That's right." Fang Shenxing had a smile that couldn't melt, "Shaking m and shaking m are a perfect match."

"Perfect match, male god, what do you mean..." Chu Xiaotang said halfway, and finally realized what was wrong, "Do you know that I am the second uncle of the Tang family?"

Fang Shenxing raised his eyebrows and remained silent, but the answer was self-evident.

Chu Xiaotang was extremely surprised: "When did you know?"

Fang Shenxing smiled and said, "Are you sure you want to know the answer?"

Chu Xiaotang waved his hands again and again: "Forget it, you'd better not tell me."

Fang Shenxing rubbed the dull hair on Chu Xiaotang's head, Chu Xiaotang scratched his head and smiled silly.Fang Shenxing hugged his silly, white and cute Erhuo Tang, Erhuo Tang rubbed against the male god's arms, as expected, the male god's embrace was really firm and warm, short and oily, No, I'm going to get drunk.

Before getting drunk, Chu Xiaotang's head was still awake for a few seconds.Fang Shenxing has confessed his love, but he hasn't responded yet.

Chu Xiaotang said solemnly: "Male god, I like you! I have liked you since a long time ago."

"Well, I knew it a long time ago." Fang Shenxing rested his chin on Chu Xiaotang's shoulder, tilted his head slightly, and whispered in Chu Xiaotang's ear, "Except for me, how dare you like me?" who?"

The great god and the brainless fans finally get married, isn't this a plot that only exists in jokes?

Mi Niu, who witnessed the whole process, said greatly: "Mr. Fang, you are obviously shaking!"

The author has something to say: Teacher Fang said: I can kill anyone you like!