God help me

The food on the computer desk in the study room is gone, and the hamster is still not in the cage.

Damn, I didn't keep it just now, this little guy played and played, ate and ate, why didn't he go back to the cage?

It's so unconscious!

Chu Xiaotang had no choice but to take out some snacks, put them on the table, opened his eyes wide and waited for the hamster to come back and throw himself into the trap.

After a while, a hamster smelling the aroma of food appeared.The little guy was nimble, running and climbing along the desk, and soon came to the trap.

Chu Xiaotang, who locked on the prey, rushed towards it confidently——Little boy, I can't catch you!

Feeling the little fluffy and soft hamster moving around in his hand, Chu Xiaotang raised the corner of his mouth proudly, and he slowly moved the hamster into his left hand, freeing his right hand to open the hamster cage.

The hamster cage was opened, and his left hand came to the mouth of the cage. As soon as Chu Xiaotang opened his hand, unexpectedly, the nimble hamster ran along his arm all the way to the neckline.

Before Chu Xiaotang realized what was going on, the hamster had already jumped into his clothes along his neckline.

"Ahahaha, it's so itchy."

The hamster ran around in Chu Xiaotang's clothes, its small limbs were like a few feathers, and it kept teasing Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang was out of breath from laughing, like a boneless snake, standing there twisting and turning, it was extremely funny.

"Bad hamster, come out quickly." Chu Xiaotang twisted and groped his body, trying to pull out the troublesome hamster.

How could the hamster listen to him, it still remembered the blood feud of taking away the chicken nuggets.

The little guy ran happily on Chu Xiaotang's body, for a while it was in his left trouser leg, for a while it ran onto his shoulder, and in the blink of an eye, it appeared on Chu Xiaotang's back.

Chu Xiaotang caught it for a long time to no avail, and he thought that it was indeed Fang Shenxing's pet, and he was as virtuous as his owner, and he was so rotten!

"Little villain, can't you get out? Hahaha, do you think I can't cure you like this? Hahaha, you will regret it later!" Chu Xiaotang laughed loudly while uttering harsh words.If other people see this appearance, they probably don't suspect that he is mentally ill, but suspect that his brain is not working well.

It was still early, and it was not dark outside, so Fang Shenxing couldn't come back at this point.

After thinking about this point, Chu Xiaotang immediately made a decision, stood in the study and began to undress.

The shirt was taken off, revealing the flat chest, and the hamster immediately hid in the pants.

Chu Xiaotang sneered, grabbed the waistband of his trousers with both hands, and said, "I'll see where you are running!" Pulling down with both hands, the trousers fell by the ankles.

Chu Xiaotang only had a pair of Superman panties left on his body, so it was not easy to hide there.The hamster lost its hiding place, jumped off Chu Xiaotang, and fled in all directions.

"Hey! Where are the monsters running away!" Chu Xiaotang felt that he was brave and witty at this time, just like the big brother in Journey to the West who was good at 72 transformations. He deliberately imitated Monkey King's lines and kicked away the obstructing pants, aggressively to catch hamsters.

One person and one hamster played a game of chasing each other at home, Chu Xiaotang chased from the study to the bathroom with only Superman underwear, from the bathroom to the living room, and then from the living room to the kitchen.

The hamster ran away with its head in its arms, because it was inconvenient to catch because of its small stature.Chu Xiaotang almost caught him in the kitchen, but finally let him run away.

"asshole!"

It's like playing Iwanna close to the save point but unexpectedly died, Chu Xiaotang was so angry that he gritted his teeth, came out of the kitchen, and chased the little hamster straight to the bedroom, regardless of whether there was a bedroom or not.

The country has recently advocated streamlining the meeting. The meeting, which was originally concluded in the evening, ended at noon earlier.

Fang Shenxing had had time to come back to have lunch with Chu Xiaotang, but he was stopped by Yan Yunshan halfway.

Yan Yunshan specially came to find Fang Shenxing, in order to get the game "Infinite Escape".Some time ago, Fang Shenxing was able to feedback some problems to him intermittently, why did he die down recently?

The two kept talking about this matter in the restaurant, and Yan Yunshan wentssip about Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang by the way.As a man who also hangs out at station B, how could he not know Wan Tang* is good?

Fang Shenxing smiled slightly, no matter how Yan Yunshan asked him, he kept silent.

Yan Yunshan lost his temper, so he had no choice but to tell another reason for having dinner with him today.There is a game disc that is out of print on the market, and the online price is too high, so it is not worth buying it back. Yan Yunshan remembered that Fang Shenxing had it, so he wanted to borrow it to play.

Naturally, such a trivial matter was nothing to worry about, after dinner, Fang Shenxing asked Yan Yunshan to go home with him.

When Fang Shenxing inserted the key into the door opening, he found that the door was unlocked. His first reaction was that Chu Xiaotang hadn't left yet.But after opening the door, laughter and talking came from the bedroom, how could a person make such a sound at home.

Fang Shenxing, who thought he was a thief, exchanged glances with Yan Yunshan, and immediately rushed into the bedroom.

After finally catching the hamster on the bed, Chu Xiaotang excitedly rolled around on the bed, laughing wildly while talking nonsense to the little hamster in his palm.

Fang Shenxing and Yan Yunshan who rushed into the bedroom were dumbfounded. What's going on?

Hearing the movement, Chu Xiaotang raised his eyes to take a look, which almost scared him half his life: "Ah! Teacher Fang!"

The * of a fresh boy, wearing only a pair of panties, rolled on his own bed, with a smile on his face, and an oversized S on his butt that was extremely eye-catching.

Fang Shenxing's head was stuck and he didn't know what happened.

The hamster is really too small, no one can see it in Chu Xiaotang's hand.

Yan Yunshan was more surprised than Fang Shenxing, not only because there was a half-naked man lying on Fang Shenxing's bed, but also because of the name Chu Xiaotang blurted out.

Yan Yunshan patted Fang Shenxing's shoulder, shook his head and sighed, "I didn't expect you to play unspoken rules."

Chu Xiaotang: "..."

Fang Shenxing: "..."

The two of them thought at the same time: Damn it, I can't tell at all now... What a great name I have in my lifetime!

Chu Xiaotang slipped down from the bed in despair, walked up to Fang Shenxing in despair, handed the hamster to Fang Shenxing in despair, and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm here to catch the hamster." Believe it or not, Shen Xing and Yan Yunshan directly sneaked into the study in desperation, put on their clothes as quickly as possible and dodge people.

Catch a hamster and roll on someone else's bed with only a pair of underwear on?

No matter how you look at it, it is a proper rhythm to be misunderstood.

"Hey! Chu Xiaotang, wait a minute."

Chu Xiaotang ran out of the study, almost pretending to be full with Fang Shenxing.Fang Shenxing called him to stop, barely brushed Chu Xiaotang's shoulder with his fingers, and watched him run away in a hurry.

Yan Yunshan, who witnessed the whole process, laughed and touched Fang Shenxing with his elbow: "You student is so funny, do you have a crush on you?"

Fang Shenxing didn't want to speak, so he glanced at Yan Yunshan, raised his foot, and put the hamster lying in his hand, cuddling coquettishly with his index finger, into the cage.

Fang Shenxing nodded the hamster's head as a warning, with the words "You are not good" in his eyes.

It doesn't matter if Fang Shenxing doesn't speak, Yan Yunshan will guess, he followed Fang Shenxing to the study, and said with a smile: "You probably like him too, right? Otherwise, with your character, why would you give him the house key."

Withdrawing his finger, Fang Shenxing said to Yan Yunshan's gaze, "He is Tangtang."

"Ah? The second uncle of the Tang family?" Seeing Fang Shenxing nodding, Yan Yunshan was taken aback, "Are you two together?"

"No, he doesn't know that I'm Teacher Wan." Fang Shenxing paused, and he couldn't add with certainty, "Maybe."

Monk Zhang Er was puzzled by the last two words in Yan Yunshan, he even forgot about the game board, and dragged Fang Shenxing to talk about it in detail.

Chu Xiaotang ran out from Fang Shenxing's house, the sun was setting, the temperature dropped sharply, and the cold wind blew, making Chu Xiaotang tremble.

Being caught rolling on Fang Shenxing's bed wearing only a pair of underpants, and being Fang Shenxing's friend, made him so ashamed that he wished he could dig a hole in the ground and never climb up again!

The words "hidden rules" echoed in his ears, and Chu Xiaotang cried inwardly. He must have been misunderstood, and he definitely couldn't explain it clearly.Fang Shenxing's friends misunderstood, so they misunderstood, anyway, they would not see each other in the future, but it was not clear whether Fang Shenxing believed what he said.Although he really had a hamster in his hand at the time, he was afraid that Fang Shenxing might mistake him for rolling on the bed while playing with the hamster on purpose.

Chu Xiaotang just thought this way, and felt that this behavior was not an ordinary pervert.

Hey... He also said that Fang Shenxing is a gentle scum, and he is almost becoming a gentle scum in Fang Shenxing's eyes!

The cold wind forced Chu Xiaotang to speed up his pace. When he returned to the dormitory, he took off his clothes and got under the bed without saying a word.

Liu Mi, who had just returned from cooking in the cafeteria, pushed open the door of the dormitory and saw Chu Xiaotang lying on the bed, holding a lunch box in one hand and steamed buns in the other, and asked, "Where did you play in the afternoon? Once you disappear, it will be a day. Today you Don't you need a part-time job?"

"Don't mention it, you will cry if you talk too much." Chu Xiaotang lay in bed, unable to cover himself for a long time.

Seeing that his expression was not right, Liu Mi asked concerned, "Uncomfortable? Have you had dinner yet?"

Chu Xiaotang shook his head, his appearance looked miserable: "I didn't eat it. Achoo!"

"Have a cold?" Liu Mi suddenly saw the wet clothes Chu Xiaotang threw on the chair, "Did you fall into the water?"

"It's worse than falling into the water!" Before Chu Xiaotang finished speaking, he sneezed again.

After sneezing, the phone rang immediately.Chu Xiaotang took it over and took a look, only to see the word "Fang" on the screen, and hurriedly stuffed the phone into the pillow as if seeing a ghost.

The phone rang for a long time, and a song was almost over.After a pause of two seconds, Chu Xiaotang's cell phone rang again, but Chu Xiaotang still didn't answer it, and huddled under the blanket pretending to be an ostrich.

"Who's calling, why didn't you answer it?" Liu Mi glanced at the phone screen curiously, and was hidden by Chu Xiaotang without seeing anything.

"No one." Chu Xiaotang sniffed, and looked at Liu Mi pitifully, "Mimi, can you cook for me? I'm so hungry."

"Okay, I have cold medicine here, remember to take medicine after dinner." Liu Mi put his dinner on the table, picked up the meal card that Chu Xiaotang handed over, turned around and went downstairs to help him buy it.

After eating dinner and taking cold medicine, Chu Xiaotang lay in the bed in a daze, his head became more and more dizzy, and he felt that the whole bed was spinning.

Liu Mi's typing sound gradually became blurred, and the lights seemed to dim as well.In a daze, Chu Xiaotang couldn't tell whether it was Liu Mi who turned off the lights to rest, or he fell asleep. When he woke up again, he felt as if someone had set fire to his throat, dry and painful .The nose is stuffy and dizzy.

It's over, I have a cold...

Chu Xiaotang raised his hand and touched his forehead, the temperature was so high that he could fry eggs.

Cold plus fever, buy one get one free, it's really a tragedy.

"Tangtang, Tangtang."

When his consciousness was blurred, Chu Xiaotang heard someone calling himself, and it took him a lot of effort to open his eyes a little: "What's the matter?" The voice seemed to be polished by sandpaper, it was extremely hoarse.

Liu Mi bent over, put one hand on Chu Xiaotang's forehead, and touched his own forehead with the other: "Your forehead is very hot, I'll take you to the school hospital to hang water."

"Don't!" Chu Xiaotang yelled at the top of his throat, and his hoarse voice changed, "Take the antipyretics, just cover your sweat and it will be fine."

"you sure?"

Chu Xiaotang nodded: "I used to have a fever like this, just take some medicine and it will be fine, no need to hang up the water."

Although Chu Xiaotang's forehead was hot, it wasn't so hot that it was scary.Now that he said so, Liu Mi planned to follow what he said, and later on, if the fever did not subside, even if it was carried, he would carry Chu Xiaotang to the school hospital.

Compromising Liu Mi helped Chu Xiaotang tuck the quilt and said, "Okay, you lie down well, I'll go downstairs and buy you antipyretics, and I'll buy some food by the way."

There was no class in the morning, Liu Mi got up late, and the breakfast in the cafeteria was already sold out by this time.He quickly bought the medicine at the school hospital, and instead of going back to school directly, he went to the small restaurant in front of the school, intending to help Chu Xiaotang buy some food to pad his stomach.

Just as Liu Mi was walking out of the campus, Fang Shenxing, opposite him, walked towards the student dormitory building just opposite to him.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Tangtang's lower body was wrapped in a piece of candy paper and lay on the bed and asked Fang Shenxing: "Male god, male god, am I enchanting?"

Fang Shenxing glanced at Yan Yunshan, who was spraying nosebleeds beside him: "Look at me, I'm going to die, I'm going to poke his dog's eyes blind!"

Yan Yunshan: I was just passing by with soy sauce QAQ