God help me

Teacher Wan: I need to go out for something, and the computer is turned on to upload games.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I know, be careful on the way of male gods ヾ(￣▽￣) Bye~Bye~

Teacher Wan: Goodbye.

Saying goodbye to the male god, Chu Xiaotang began to implement the first step of his plan.

Log in to Lvjiji, register a pseudonym, and then... Chu Xiaotang got stuck at the first step.

As the first person named incompetent star, Chu Xiaotang struggled for a long time and didn't know what to name.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Sister, sister, a friend of mine wants to post on Lvjiji, but I don’t know what pen name to use, so please provide one.

Braised chicken drumsticks: turn to the recipe (￣_,￣)

The second uncle of the Tang family: what w(?Д?)w

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Green chicken is known as the green chicken on the tip of the tongue, don't you know?

The second uncle of the Tang family: I don’t like brushing green dicks, how can I know if I’m swollenヽ(??▽?)ノ

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Now that you know it, go and tell your friend, I’m typing, don’t bother me, today is the first day I’m in V, and I’ll update 3 a day, if I don’t get it out, I’ll die ε(┬┬﹏┬ ┬)[-]

I'll go, change [-] a day?

The keyboard is broken!

Even if I am killed, I won’t write that long. By then, five or six thousand words will be enough to fill up the task_(:з」∠)_

Chu Xiaotang quickly backed away, not disturbing her younger sister's typing.

There is no need to flip through the recipes, Chu Xiaotang thought for a while, the younger sister called it braised chicken drumsticks, and he called it steamed sea bass, they looked like a pair of brothers and sisters.

After successfully registering, Chu Xiaotang regretted it. He was wearing a vest to write the article, so what are you doing with his sister?What if I was recognized, I was stupidly crying by myself QAQ

Forget it... the registration is all marked, so I can't control so much, it's just a dish name anyway, so you shouldn't think too much about it.

Should, should it?

The first step is done, the second step is to code, and then... Chu Xiaotang got stuck again.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Sister, sister, there is one more question, I will flash after I finish asking.

The second uncle of the Tang family: My friend wants to write a BL novel, but he doesn't know how to write it.

Braised chicken drumsticks: Is this not easy to write, two people fall in love.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I know this too (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣炿￣///)

The second uncle of the Tang family: It makes no difference if you say this or if you don't!

Braised chicken drumsticks: use the keyboard to write ╰(￣ω￣o)

The second uncle of the Tang family: Are you fucking kidding me?

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Hahaha, just let him read a few more articles.

That's it, it's so troublesome, Chu Xiaotang thought it was like writing a composition for middle school students, but he didn't expect it to be a thesis, and he had to read a few more literatures.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Little sister, can you recommend some books o(*////▽////*)q

Chu Xiaoxiao lost several author columns to Chu Xiaotang.

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Sauce: These great writers are all good, let your friends read it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: shoot, wave, sister, come on, brother loves you =33=

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Disgusting.

Crying, Chu Xiaotang wiped away bitter tears, my sister is not cute at all, I really don’t know why the dead gays in the UPUP group are so interested in my sister!

Chu Xiaotang glanced at the ball dialog box between him and Teacher Wan. The game hasn't been sent yet, and Teacher Wan hasn't come back yet.He collected all the authors that Chu Xiaoxiao recommended to him, then put the computer aside and read novels with his mobile phone while lying on the bed.

Before opening the novel recommended by his sister, Chu Xiaotang glanced at the homepage of Lvjiji.

"That President, Virgo"

"The Immortal Cultivator Is Not a Male Cauldron"

"Wake up every morning to see the scumbag giving birth"

"My Readers Can't Be All Ji"

"The Days I Loved the Beastmen"

"Mr. System is a Deadly Tongue [Quick Transmigration]"

"Doubi Apartment"

Damn, what kind of strange literary names are these!Doesn't it look normal?Especially that my readers can't be all gay, all readers are gay, what kind of a bad world is that?

I really want to go o(*////▽////*)q

Stop, Chu Xiaotang, you already have a male god, and you agreed to pick up soap for the male god for the rest of your life, how can you change your mind.

After Chu Xiaotang conducted severe self-criticism, he began to criticize these articles.He seriously doubts how these articles were placed on the front page.

Fortunately, I asked my sister to recommend articles to me, otherwise I would not have been killed by these articles.

Although the younger sister is a bit vicious at times, a little uncute at times, a little bully at times, and a little disobedient, she is still pretty good.

Chu Xiaotang quickly skipped this link and opened the column of the first author recommended to him by his sister.

The author is fascinated, Chu Xiaotang looked at the row of completed words under the column, and thought to himself that the author's masterpiece is still good, which one should I read first?

Since I want to write a short story, I will start with the short story.

Chu Xiaotang chose the shortest book, only [-] words, called "Hook Up If You Want To Hook Up", which fits his current state of mind very well.

It seems that my sister understands him very well, and he is worrying about how to hook up with a male god, so he just read this novel, it's amazing!

Copywriter:

Han Xiao, a teacher in the Department of Mathematics of University A, handsome and handsome

Lin Aiwen, a first-year freshman in the Mathematics Department of University A, innocent and innocent

On the first day of the report, Lin Aiwen fell in love with Han Xiao at the first sight when he saw him in the bathroom

I didn't expect Han Xiao to be his teacher

The taboo of teacher-student love made Lin Aiwen miserable

When Lin Aiwen finally had the courage to confess to Han Xiao: "Mr. Han, I, I like you!"

Han Xiao looked at him and smiled slightly: "Little fairy, I already knew."

This style of painting has changed, it doesn't seem right.

Chu Xiaotang shook his head, I must be thinking too much.

With this thought in mind, Chu Xiaotang clicked.

Fuck, Lin Aiwen fell down every time he went to the toilet, still lying on the ground, without lifting his pants, and the dick hit the ground directly.

Chu Xiaotang could feel the heart-wrenching pain just by words, he leaned on the pillow, lowered his head and said to his little Tangtang: "Don't worry, I won't treat you that way."

He looked up and continued to look at his phone.

Chu Xiaotang is now very curious whether Lin Aiwen will become a eunuch because of this, so he has low self-esteem or something, so he dare not confess his love to the teacher.

As it turns out, his drawings are broken in Tucson.

Fuck, teacher, you are a math teacher. In such a situation, it is king to decisively send the person to the school hospital. Why do you check it yourself?Will you check it?Is it necessary to check so carefully?

After the inspection, Mr. Han said to Lin Aiwen coldly and gently: "There should be no serious problems. Can you try the function and see if it still works?"

How to try this way, do you want to masturbate on the spot?

Chu Xiaotang looked down, damn it!Sure enough, it was picked up on the spot.

Author, you come out, I want to talk about life with you, this is fucking meat, right?

Chu Xiaotang slammed his phone angrily, he didn't want to read this kind of text for a second!

A second later, Chu Xiaotang thought deeply: It is impossible for my sister to recommend my brother to read meat articles. The author must have collapsed, and maybe the style has returned to normal. After all, this article is strongly recommended by my sister.

Chu Xiaotang pressed the next chapter button full of hope, completely forgetting that it was his friend, not his real self, that his sister recommended to her.

Fuck, Lin Aiwen masturbated halfway, and Teacher Han helped him masturbate.Is there any mistake? Just like this, it is seriously inconsistent with Lin Aiwen not daring to confess in the copywriting!You have masturbated, but you still dare not confess, you are lying to a ghost!

Read it, read it...Chu Xiaotang didn't take a nap, after reading the whole article in one breath, besides throwing his phone, he also wanted to throw his computer and his sister in anger!

In order to prove that one of Lin Aiwen's organs is functioning normally, the teacher and student have been tested until the last chapter. No wonder Mr. Han called Lin Aiwen a little fairy when Lin Aiwen confessed his love.

Damn it, I, who read the text, want to call you a little goblin, okay!

Every time I took the test, I said no, but my body was very honest. The teacher beeped seven times a night, crying and hugging the teacher and kissing her tongue again and again.And Mr. Han, you beep seven times, but you only beep once for this small attack, is it reasonable?Does it fit the human body?Is it biological?

Author, your pen name is correct, Fanniu, you are really awesome, how did you add the plot to the meat text, come and teach me.

Damn it, what am I going to learn? I'm writing a fanfic about me and the male god, not about meat.

I was almost brainwashed by Fanniu's "Hook Up If You Want To Hook Up".

I should have known that my sister is a cheat┭┮﹏┭┮

Chu Xiaotang turned over and jumped off the bed, rushing to the computer, no matter whether Chu Xiaoxiao was still working on the [-]-word manuscript or not, he only wanted to take revenge on the society now.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Chu Xiaoxiao, come out for me!

Braised chicken drumsticks: take the head ヾ(′?ω?｀)?.

The second uncle of the Tang family: What kind of broken text do you and I recommend! ! !What I want are romance novels about normal men and men, not fleshy novels!

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Bro, didn’t your friend watch it￢_￢

The second uncle of the Tang family: ah.

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Bro, you want to write BL novels, right?￢_￢

The second uncle of the Tang family: Sister, listen to my explanation, Erkang hands...

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Brother, if you want to write a BL article, you bastard, just say so. I’m your own sister. I’ll definitely give it to you￢_￢

The second uncle of the Tang family: Can you not ￢_￢ me?

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Sauce: Tell me honestly first, I will depend on the situation￢_￢

In the end, Chu Xiaotang succumbed to Chu Xiaoxiao's lustful power, and confessed part of the truth, only saying that he wanted to write articles to earn some extra money. As for his vest, and the male god Teacher Wan, Chu Xiaotang didn't mention a word.