God help me

Do you dare to lie a little more...

The whole group of people fell silent, and they all had the bad feeling that the average IQ of the group was suddenly pulled down to negative by Chu Xiaotang.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I'm sorry, Teacher Wan, my sister is a rotten girl, if it causes any discomfort to you, I'll beat her to death with a rolling pin right away!

To betray your sister for your own image, what about human nature?

After the silence among the fans in the group, Chu Xiaotang was in a state of confusion, "Oops, does the male god not believe what I said?"

At this time, Teacher Wan spoke.

Teacher Wan: Oh.

Oh, what do you mean? Can you die if you say a few more words? !Chu Xiaotang kept yelling at the computer, and when the yelling was over, he changed into his standard nympho face, and said blithely: My male god is worthy of being a male god, he is so cold!It's just so cute!

Fat Cixia: When did Tangtang have a younger sister?

Wonderful: Same question.

Help, why do I have so many pig teammates!Are there no beautiful words in your dictionary such as "covering" and "giving charcoal in a timely manner" other than adding insult to injury?

Chu Xiaotang hurriedly set up a discussion group, and brought in all his good friends who were familiar with his real face.

The name of the discussion group is the Guard of Morality, and the members of the group include Old Cucumber, Fuzai, Fat Cixia, Ergouzi, and Stupid Cat.

The second uncle of the Tang family: You all listen to me ￣へ￣

The second uncle of the Tang family: Don’t talk nonsense in front of my male god￣へ￣

The second uncle of the Tang family: If my image in front of my male god collapses, I will never end with you ￣へ￣

Lonely Old Cucumber: Pick your nose, don’t forget to be cute at this time, it’s hopeless =_,=

Wonderful: Does the name of the discussion group dare to be more hypocritical?Tangtang, do you have integrity?

Fat Cixia: Do you know how many Tangtangs are there?

White Stupid Cat: Tangtang, is your integrity like a chrysanthemum?

Black Stupid Dog: I'm the only one wondering if Tangtang really has a younger sister?

You bloody gays, can you not focus so crookedly!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Yes, he is three years younger than me and one year older.

Why should I answer them honestly?

Mom, why do I have to be so honest QAQ

White Stupid Cat: It's too much, there is a younger sister who doesn't even mention it!

Wonderful: cute little sister (☆＿☆)

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fuzi, what expression do you have!

Wonderful: ￢_￢ Don't you like cute little sisters?

Lonely Old Cucumber: Hehe, I like it, my sister is the cutest and cutest!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Can you talk about business TVT

The second uncle of the Tang family: My male god is still hanging out in the group.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Yes (>▽<) hand over your sister┗|｀O′|┛

White Stupid Cat: Jiyou's younger sister is our younger sister. If you hand it over, she will cover you immediately.

Can this attitude change be more obvious...

Chu Xiaotang couldn't explain what he said, and he didn't know if this group of homosexuals did it on purpose. He really didn't understand why he knew so many girls.

There is no other way, Chu Xiaotang had no choice but to poke his sister Chu Xiaoxiao, who was studying in a foreign university, on the ball. I’m sorry sister, for the sake of my brother’s image in the eyes of male gods, I can only betray you QAQ

Chu Xiaotang told Chu Xiaoxiao about this, and Chu Xiaoxiao calmly said "oh" after hearing this, anyway, her brother has already come out to his family, so is it necessary to discuss such a trivial matter?For her brother's lifelong happiness, she did not hesitate to throw her reader group number to Chu Xiaotang.

Coincidentally, Chu Xiaoxiao is the author of Lvjiji Literature City. Recently, she wants to write a love story between game up masters. It just happens to be able to moles the gay friends who molested her brother, ah no, to learn from them .

Everyone in the group received the group number, so they let Chu Xiaotang go, but there were some things Chu Xiaotang had to say.

The second uncle of the Tang family: You guys, don’t abuse my sister, or (*?ω?)?╰㲲╯

Black Stupid Dog: Because we are gay friends, we won't abuse your sister's teeth!

Chu Xiaotang was speechless, what they said was so reasonable, I couldn't refute it.

After the members of the discussion group succeeded, they finally lied for Chu Xiaotang.

Although UPUP disturbed the group in silence for a long time before anyone was willing to explain to Chu Xiaotang, but Teacher Wan didn't mention it, everyone tacitly ignored this matter and let these few minutes go with the wind.

Chu Xiaotang can't control Teacher Wan's belief or not, the first task at present is to quickly change this topic.So he poked at Teacher Wan privately, not giving those scourges in the group a chance to destroy his image in Teacher Wan's mind.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Teacher Wan, I am your brainless fan (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Teacher Wan: I know.

The second uncle of the Tang family: How do you know Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Teacher Wan: Recently, there are a lot of bullet screens in my videos, as well as in the comment area, and some people leave av numbers, so I took a look.

There is no need for Teacher Wan to go into details, Chu Xiaotang already knows what those bullet screens are about, it is nothing more than:

Teacher Wan, is the second uncle of the Tang family a fan of your brain?

Teacher Wan, do you think the second uncle of the Tang family named you his male god?

Teacher Wan, do you want the second uncle of the Tang family to pick up soap for you?

Teacher Wan, do you want the second uncle of the Tang family to give you Huaguo Mountain?

Speaking of the fact that Chu Xiaotang is a brain-dead fan of Teacher Wan, only the people in the UPUP disturbing group knew about it, and Chu Xiaotang has always kept a low profile.But a few days ago, Chu Xiaotang revealed his secrets during YY's live broadcast of a small game.

It was a small game with the title Silly, White, Sweet and Adorable.

At the beginning of the game, it was really silly and sweet, and Chu Xiaotang played it with relish, but as it got to the end, the game developed in the direction of unpredictable ghosts and animals.

When Chu Xiaotang opened the drawer in the game, suddenly a pale female ghost with scarlet blood on her face suddenly occupied the entire screen, Chu Xiaotang was frightened on the spot and yelled: "God, help me!"

This was supposed to scare a group of audiences, but Chu Xiaotang's cry was so yummy, it made people happy to hear it.

As a result, the fans who watched the live broadcast turned their attention, and immediately a group of people swiped in the YY dialog box: "Who is your male god?"

The entire screen was covered with the face of the female ghost, and the female ghost's face was tightly pressed against the screen for at least ten seconds. Chu Xiaotang was so frightened to death, how could he have time to look at the dialog next to him.He kept clicking the mouse, and after realizing that the person he controlled could run, he fled frantically.

He ran, and the female ghost ran with him, and even a real ghost would not let you go.

As long as Chu Xiaotang's speed slowed down, after the female ghost stuck to him, it would fill the entire screen with a new and terrifying form.

Chu Xiaotang's roaring voice already had a crying tone, obviously frightened, he moaned and wailed: "Teacher Wan, save me QAQ"

In this way, everyone who watched the live broadcast knew that Chu Xiaotang's male god was Teacher Wan.

The recording was over, because it was a live broadcast, and it was too late to edit and remove this part in post-production.

Someone uploaded the video to Station B the moment Chu Xiaotang finished recording.

Well now, more and more people know about it. The news that Chu Xiaotang is a brainless fan of Teacher Wan is no longer a secret in the group, but Chu Xiaotang never expected that Teacher Wan would know.

My cold male god, why do you watch the barrage?

If Mr. Wan saw this barrage, does it mean that he also saw many barrages that were not CJ?

Teacher Wan, I want to give you a mountain of flowers and fruits

PRPRPRPR (prpr is the abbreviation of Japanese peropero, meaning to lick)

I can't hold it at all (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Ears are pregnant! ! !

type with both feet to show innocence

Baping, Teacher Wan is mine, I won’t show it to you, hehe (ˉ(∞)ˉ)

Has been fucked

The only thing Chu Xiaotang was lucky about at this time was that station B could not check the person who sent the barrage, otherwise his shameful barrages would be seen by Teacher Wan, how could he hook up with the male god?

Maybe he was dragged to the blacklist by the male god long ago, so by the way, he called the police and threw it into a squat 〒▽〒

But what's the difference between now and that?

Chu Xiaotang remembered that Teacher Wan said in a game live broadcast that he liked girls with short hair.A person's work reflects a person's personality. He looks like a straight straight man. Fans of Mr. Wan at station B also think that Mr. Wan is one of the few straight men at station B.

Will such a straight man feel disgusted that he has a brain-dead male fan, and this male fan is also gay?

Afraid that because he was a gay fan, the male god would never talk to him again, Chu Xiaotang made a decisive decision.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Male god, you must not believe in bullet screens, they are all lies ￢ω￢

Teacher Wan: That’s it, then I quit the group.

The second uncle of the Tang family: There are too many sacks of balls, why did you leave the group ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

The second uncle of the Tang family: Speaking of which, male god, why did you suddenly join the group?

Teacher Wan: Because I want to broadcast a two-player game live.

Chu Xiaotang knew about this, Teacher Wan mentioned it in the game he uploaded last night.

Teacher Wan: You were recommended by bullet screens and comments, and you were given your group number. I watched your video and thought it was pretty good.

The male god actually watched my video, oh oh oh φ(≧ω≦*)?

Last night, because he was editing the video, Chu Xiaotang only had time to watch Teacher Wan’s video once. At that time, the video had just been uploaded not long ago, and there were not many bullet screens. I didn’t expect things to turn out like this. Chu Xiaotang hates it now My mouth is cheap.

So, in order to keep Teacher Wan, Chu Xiaotang decided to do a very embarrassing thing.

The second uncle of the Tang family: In fact, some bullet screens can still be believed.

Papa papa, Chu Xiaotang covered his face, it hurts so much┭┮﹏┭┮