God help me

The first thing Chu Xiaotang did when he got home was to open station B to watch the barrage.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened Station B, I saw that the live commentary of him and Teacher Wan was ranked first on the most popular list on the homepage, and the pseudo-H audio ranked second.

Aiyou, there are only a few positions in total, and Teacher Wan and I took two of them, I'm really sorry.

There was no guilt expression on Chu Xiaotang's face, he clicked on the video under his insolent laughter.

There are two full rows of TAG below the video.

TAG: Teacher Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family, Tangtang, Wantang Dafa is good, the male god save me, the first CP at station B, Wantang welfare, husband and wife file, collecting madman, protecting sugar (qi) madman, obsessive compulsive disorder

There is no TAG for the male anchor... Why do you have that!Nothing is normal!

Chu Xiaotang, who often browses station B, almost distorted his three views.

The moment the video was loaded, the barrage poured down like a torrential rain.Chu Xiaotang clicked to maximize, and the superimposed barrage spread out evenly, still covering seven tenths of the entire screen.

The video played until Teacher Wan called the second uncle of the Tang family, Tang Tang, and the entire screen was covered by colorful "Tang Tang", which lasted for as long as 1 minute!

Don't think that 1 minute is short, the whole video is more than 50 minutes in total, how precious this 1 minute is.

After this barrage wave passed, all kinds of miscellaneous barrages fell into Chu Xiaotang's eyes.Every time a climax is reached, the audience will spontaneously use the barrage with the same content to refresh the frequency.

When Teacher Wan called Tangtang, his voice was so gentle that water was about to drip.

I believe in love again!

Tangtang~Tangtang~I am your big tree, watching the sunrise with you all my life.

Tangtang is so pampered >ω

A mouthful of sweetness! ! ! ! !

Collect FLAG's sugar in seconds

UP masters who were almost eaten by pumpkins 23333

Every time Tangtang finds a trigger point and calls him a male god, the tone seems to be asking for praise

It's the first time I watch a horror video and I want to cry

My mother asked me why I was holding my face while looking at the computer

Where Chu Xiaotang was scared to urinate, even though he heard it again, Chu Xiaotang was still terrified, but the reaction of the people who watched the video was exactly the opposite of his, forming a sharp contrast.

Fuck this gasp, I'm hard!

God save me ← Tangtang's mantra baa

2333 Shocked by being frightened and pissed, M is so cute, so cute

Didn’t turn on the light, hahahaha, shaking M Tangtang is intentional, right?

Tangtang is not (chun) afraid (ku)

Tangtang dares to play this kind of game with such a small guts, it's really hard work for the male god

Of course, if I don't fight for the sake of a male god, should I still think about it?Are you worthy of the title of my number one idiot fan, hehe!

After watching the barrage, no one calls him the second uncle anymore, all of them are Tangtang.

Chu Xiaotang doesn't like others to call him that. When the video was first recorded, some people called him that in the barrage, but he thought it was too girly, so he specifically mentioned it in the first episode of the live broadcast.Later, except for the good friends in the group, Jian Haoyou, who called him that, the netizens at station B obeyed Chu Xiaotang's wishes and called him the second uncle.

But when Teacher Wan called Tangtang, Chu Xiaotang didn't feel any unhappy other than feeling happy and sweet.As for those people calling him Tangtang on the bullet screen, for the sake of the male god, let them do as they please.

After reading the barrage with endless interest, Chu Xiaotang went to the game section again.This week's leaderboard there is even more brutal, with a total of five places with pictures, all of which are videos related to him and Teacher Wan.Needless to say, the rest of them can only see one or two videos of other UP masters sporadically in the cracks.

Weibo is also full of netizens who sing about Wan Tang's good friends. It is estimated that Teacher Wan will open the door to a new world and embark on the path of disturbing the foundation after seeing this situation.

If so, it would be too (xi) pitiful (le) (jian).

When Chu Xiaotang opened UPUP to stir up the group, the chat in the group was in full swing.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I’m back~(≧▽≦)/~

As soon as Chu Xiaotang said this, Chuan Jiqun fell silent for half a minute, followed by a series of facial expressions.

Wonderful: w(?Д?)w

White stupid cat: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Black stupid dog: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

Fat man: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fuck you guys, you have already posted all the shocking emojis, why did I post them?

The second uncle of the Tang family: What kind of welcome is this?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Old Cucumber, you can play the simple version =v=, =mouth=, =blood=.

The Lonely Old Cucumber: Convex

The second uncle of the Tang family: Don't you all know how to speak... I just tried again, what stimulated you?

Fat Cixia: You actually played a large-scale RPG game harmoniously with Teacher Wan.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Didn't I tell you?

Fat Cixia: Knowing is one thing, seeing it with one's own eyes is another.

White Stupid Cat: And the title is part1, does this tell us that there are part2, part3?

Lonely Old Cucumber: What else did you do besides picking things up and acting cute?

Wonderful: Teacher Wan didn't dislike you, I'm not well.

Black Stupid Dog: Although Mr. Wan is not my male god, I still can't accept Mr. Wan's willingness to degenerate and play games with you.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Damn, what are you talking about? What do you mean I can only pick up things and act cute!I am playing the game very seriously, can I find a trigger point for the plot?

Lonely Old Cucumber: Sorry, I made a mistake.

It's good to know you're wrong, my lord has a lot to forgive you this time.

Chu Xiaotang had already typed this line, and when he was about to press the Enter key to send it, he saw the next message from the lonely old cucumber.

Lonely Old Cucumber: You're only being stupid!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Friends are exhausted╭(╯^╰)╮

Teacher Wan: Tangtang is doing well ^_^

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, you are here~(≧▽≦)/~

Lonely Old Cucumber: ...

White Stupid Cat: The tradition of our group, Mr. Wan, is to tell the truth without saving face.

Black Stupid Dog: The happiest thing about tearing up fights!

Fat Cixia: So, Mr. Wan, what are your real thoughts?

Teacher Wan: Tangtang played very well.

The second uncle of the Tang family: You love to watch!My male god has justified my name!

Wonderful: #If this is not love#

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fuck, I don't know what to say.Post along with Fuzai#If this is not considered love#

Black stupid dog: #If this is not love#

White stupid cat: #If this is not love#

Fat times man: #If this is not love#

This time...is this a discussion group? Don't scare me away, you gays.

Chu Xiaotang hurriedly poked Teacher Wan privately, wanting to explain clearly.

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god male god, Old Cucumber and the others are joking, not that we are a couple, don’t take it seriously┌(.Д.)┐

Teacher Wan: I know that bullet screens are often posted like this.

The second uncle of the Tang family: You...don't mind?

Teacher Wan: Everyone is joking, are you entertaining? I understand.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Awwow, male god, I will give you 32 likes!

That's right, Mr. Wan is a man who messes with station B and can use barrage. How could he not understand this?

Chu Xiaotang secretly scolded himself for being stupid. It was a big mistake for him to regard the cold teacher Wan as the flower of Gaoling. How could he forget that Teacher Wan is a very easy-going person?

Speaking of Mr. Wan who is a cowherd, he has never seen any scenes, maybe he even drank with men.

Thinking of this, Chu Xiaotang wrinkled his face in confusion. The male god's relaxed attitude towards the two being ridiculed as a couple gave him some hope. At the same time, he thought of those men who touched the male god's small hand and drank a little wine with the male god. , Chu Xiaotang wished to wipe them all out.

Calm and calm, Chu Xiaotang told himself, who has no past.

Chu Xiaotang sniffed and skipped this topic automatically.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, God, have you seen my Weibo?

Teacher Wan: I just saw, what happened during the exam?

The second uncle of the Tang family: It's not during the exam, it's before the exam.

Teacher Wan: Forgot to bring it for the quasi-exam?

The second uncle of the Tang family: No!

The second uncle of the Tang family: I met a pervert┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Teacher Wan: Huh?This broad daylight...

The second uncle of the Tang family: who didn't say that Lang Lang Qiankun dared to do evil (｀へ′)

Teacher Wan: What's going on?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Before the exam, someone accidentally sprinkled a little soy milk on my clothes, so I went to the toilet to wash it off.Unexpectedly, a man came in suddenly. He kept staring at me, and used urination as a cover in the middle, and I saw through it at a glance.In the end, he wanted to sneak attack me, but fortunately I was resourceful, so he didn't succeed.

Teacher Wan: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: That man is wearing glasses and dressed like a dog. He is actually a gentle scum!

Teacher Wan: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: He looks very similar to the man with glasses in "Infinite Escape"!

Teacher Wan: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: A male god?What's wrong with you?

Teacher Wan: I'm going to drink some water.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Well, I will wait for you to come back o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Fang Shenxing glanced at the dialog box between him and the second uncle of the Tang family on the computer screen, put down his glasses, rubbed the bridge of his nose and put them on again, a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Fang Shenxing, teacher of the Art Department of Z University, associate professor, male gender, male hobbyist.Today is a postgraduate interview. As one of the interviewers, he rushed to the school early.

The re-examination is arranged on the first and second floors of the teaching building, and the third floor is the examiner's lounge.Before the exam, Fang Shenxing went to the toilet, but unexpectedly saw a male student wandering in the toilet with his upper body naked.Although the boy is growing up well, this kind of performance art is too special.

Afterwards, Fang Shenxing saw that the originally open window was closed, and there was a male student washing his clothes with a resolute expression on his face. He gradually realized that maybe this student just accidentally soiled his clothes and came to the toilet to clean them.

But why does he keep staring at himself while washing clothes?Fang Shenxing felt extremely awkward by him.

When Fang Shenxing finally solved his physical problems and was about to go to the sink to wash his hands, the male student stared at him warily.

As for what...

Fang Shenxing was embarrassed, he was just washing his hands.So he took another two steps forward, and unexpectedly, the male student turned around and ran away, forgetting to take his coat.

Fang Shenxing chased after him and wanted to hand over the clothes to him, but he was almost hit in the face by the door that was thrown towards him.When he chased him down, the male student had already walked into the examination room, so Fang Shenxing handed over the clothes to the other students and asked him to hand them over to the person in the white shirt.

Fang Shenxing never expected that the refreshing and healthy classmate he met in the toilet during the day was the second uncle of the Tang family.

It is undeniable that the second uncle of the Tang family is his favorite type. When Fang Shenxing closes his eyes, those clear and bright eyes will appear in front of his eyes, followed by his unpredictable expression, which is simply It can be called a man with an emoji package.

Just like the style of live games of the second uncle of the Tang family, he himself is also a person who seems to be in a good mood and can't help laughing.