Today I saved the world again

While the media were happily dying, one day the newspapers and entertainment news also mentioned that the United States seemed to have successfully "captured" an alien spacecraft again, and there were photos to prove it.It's the same as the alien spaceship mentioned in previous years, or the flying saucer, an unidentified saucer-shaped object inserted upside down on the ground, there is no difference.

People all over the world who saw this news said, "Oh, the US has captured another alien spacecraft and transported it to a secret base for research." All kinds of alien flying saucers have been captured, and a century has passed, and they are still researching unremittingly. American citizens have also put aliens on the silver screen, with thin limbs, huge foreheads, and skin that looks like it has been years Looks unmaintained.

This kind of news did not even cause a wave during the media's happy death, or before it was caused, the media happily continued to report on the death of people from all walks of life. It is really such a case It is still going on, and there are quite a few more. Because of the special status of the dead, the police have filed a case, and some women who are accused of being "criminals" have been invited into the bureau.

...it's been... the most hilarious year for jokes ever.

But Yi Tang flipped through his mobile phone, and saw the text messages sent to him by Comrade Fang Sheng—since Fang Sheng came and left last time, he would occasionally send some "strange" text messages to Yi Tang. Afterwords, Yi Tang could understand it—and this time, Fang Sheng also mentioned in the text message that the high-level executives also "captured" an alien spaceship, which looked like it had crashed. of.

If Fang Sheng wasn't joking—during the short contact, Yi Tang didn't think Fang Sheng was the kind of person who could make jokes—in other words, did aliens really crash-land on the earth?

This sounds as unreliable as all kinds of myths and stories on the earth, but after experiencing the ghost cruise incident, Yi Tang has reservations about these.If an alien spaceship lands on the earth, it means that aliens will also come to the earth.

When ordinary people think of aliens, what they think of is either alien friendship or alien invasion, but the first thing Yi Tang thinks of is "biological invasion", which must be the reason why he has read too many books recently.

"Biological invasion" is a phenomenon, and this phenomenon is widespread on the earth. The most obvious is the destruction of native biodiversity caused by various domestic introductions, ranging from plants to animals.If there is an alien extinction policy against the earthlings, it can also be counted as a biological invasion.

Putting this aside, let's just talk about the tricks of the media.

There are indeed some doubts about the things that are currently happening and are being intensely paid attention to by the media, but what the media pays attention to and focuses on is the intemperance of the victims' sexual life, and uses it to play, various emphasis.

It's strange that no one came out to stop the behavior of the media in the early stage. They just watched the media digging out whether someone was dead, or deduced that someone was about to follow suit, because that person was a philanderer and so on.As a result, later, the radio and television agencies and some people in power broke out at the same time, and it was really a bloodbath.

Not only many media newspapers have closed down, but many magazines and newspapers have also stopped publishing, and even some media programs on TV have blank windows, which is scary.The common people are also very vigilant. They had a premonition not long after the incident happened, and continued to live their lives. Occasionally, some people lamented that the current media really dare to write anything, and dare to write anything indiscriminately. Finally sent myself in.

Media news and the like are surging. After so many news media have all suffered, people’s ears seem to be much clearer, but this time the incident has not stopped at all, and this kind of thing is true in law. There is no explanation, and in the end the most embarrassing thing finally happened, because the scope of the incident this time is getting bigger and bigger, and the number of people is getting bigger and bigger, and the CCTV news even mentioned it! ! !

Give me back my tall CCTV! ! !

Although CCTV also mentioned this matter, it only mentioned it vaguely, asking everyone to pay attention to their bodies and exercise restraint.This kind of thing started to happen in foreign countries not long ago, but people have a higher degree of freedom in entertainment news, and they are also more simple and rude. Just say "take less medicine" and it's over OTZ, although it's the same as not saying, And the development situation is more serious than domestic.

It may be that this time the matter was really too serious, and the whole people suddenly became abstinent.

Then he has always been very self-restrained, and has been living an abstinent life since his last life. It is very lucky that Yi Tang, whose body is also a pure human being, suddenly met such a woman, a very beautiful woman.

Women's beauty can be divided into many types, and men always like to use roses to describe beautiful women.A pure woman is a white rose, and a coquettish woman is a red rose.Although men like to marry white roses home, they prefer the coquettishness of red roses.

And the woman Yi Tang met was a red rose that was very coquettish just by looking at it. No matter from her dress or demeanor, she was a very beautiful and coquettish woman, especially the hair on this woman's body. It is difficult for ordinary men to control that kind of slutty atmosphere.

The woman followed Yi Tang for three streets, but Yi Tang didn't intend to let the woman follow him all the time, so he stopped at the corner of the street, and the woman walked to Yi Tang's side without hesitation.

The goddess seduced Yi Tang with her eyes, and it was obvious that she was proficient in her business.However, the woman encountered a hard problem today, and Yi Tang remained indifferent under her gaze.The woman frowned slightly, almost invisible. When she was looking at Yi Tang, she was not just looking, but also emitting some special hormones from her body.This trick of hers has been invincible on this earth until now, there is no reason for someone to be able to withstand it.

Although she was puzzled in her heart, the woman didn't pay too much attention to it, and she quickly added an explanation she could accept to this situation. The man in front of her was special—especially powerful.The energy contained in the body, standing in this group of ordinary people, is almost like the sun, don't be too blind.

"My name is Lucy." The woman introduced herself in this way, and continued to stare at Yi Tang greedily. This kind of greedy and hungry gaze made Yi Tang's lips curl up and his brows raised. This kind of gaze was so familiar to him. up.Aren't the group of monsters who were suppressed by him in the "Book of Kuda Morda" all seeing this way?

Every day, every day, I screamed about my hunger, but I dared not speak out because he didn't allow it.

"Lucy..." Yi Tang twisted the name between his lips, he smiled, but didn't say his own name, he just looked at Lucy like this, feeling that Lucy was a little different from other women, But in many ways it's the same, little habits of women who have become so common... the look.

Different expressions are suitable for different women, just like a woman with a particularly dignified face who insists on making a charming expression looks very awkward.And during this period of time, this kind of situation often occurs on those women who have become very common, but on Lucy's body, those charms and small movements are all just right, making people feel comfortable and natural And itchy.

Yi Tang suddenly decided to make an exception for this Lucy, so he looked down at Lucy's beautiful bare feet stepping on the ground, and the high-heeled shoes with broken heels gracefully held by Lucy, Smiling slightly, he said, "I think you need some help."

Lucy likes men who are interesting, so she naturally took Yi Tang's arm, "I really need it," she moved closer to Yi Tang's ear, exhaling into Yi Tang's ear, "I really need it. "

Yi Tang glanced past Lucy's beautiful hand holding his arm, with an unknown smile in his eyes, and just took Lucy away on the street.The little mermaid squatting secretly in the corner and Xiaomi wrapped herself more tightly were left behind.

The little mermaid, who had been obediently hiding since the woman appeared, leaned out half of her body, looked at Yi Tang and the woman who was so graceful even from her back, hugged her tail and bit it, and the little mermaid who was about to cry expressed that she was pulling. Xiaomi gestured, "They really left."

Xiaomi next to him nodded.

The little mermaid spun around in mid-air several times in a crazy manner, and was finally caught by Xiaomi's tail. The little mermaid reflexively slapped away Xiaomi who had been persistently trying to touch his tail, and continued gesturing, "Go away!" ! gone!"

Xiaomi continued to nod without hesitation.

The little mermaid broke out and punched Xiaomi on the shoulder, and finally hugged her fist in pain, and continued to fight.His male god was really seduced by a bad woman and left! ! ! T_T his whole fish is bad...

Xiaomi poked the little mermaid's shoulder, handed a face towel to the little mermaid, and said in a low voice that became buzzing because the cloth was wrapped too tightly, "Don't worry." Master Yi Tang will take care of it, no Things will happen, so don't be sad.

The little mermaid snorted heavily and continued to follow. If he was not worried that the strange woman would find him, he wouldn't hide.

And Xiaomi, who was left behind, put away her face towel and silently followed behind the little mermaid.

As for so many human beings on the street who were ignored by the two, ah, it is indeed an open era, and young people are not the main force to wrap themselves into mummies and take to the streets... Hehe...

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ What the hell are you mummy on Woolen Street!

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