President, do you want a fortune teller?

[Planning-milk and coffee: Big Wang Chuan?gone? ＿(:з」∠)＿You won’t elope with Yisha Dashen, right? (＞﹏＜) Come out soon and we’ll start a drama, ready to grab the sofa]

[Director - Return date undecided: What are you in a hurry for? =. = Because the master of killing is here again, the sofa must belong to the couple again. 】

[Propaganda-Sour Cucumber: Are you all gone?But I can't wait for the drama to start QWQ looking forward to seeing blood flow all over the floor! ! !Think about this New Year gift ah ah]

[Artist-Green Grape: Cucumber is calm and reserved?As a member of the crew, don’t lower the IQ of our entire crew]

[Shan Yu-cv Wang Chuan: I'm here, are you going to post it?Then I will open the website. 】

[Later stage - Whale who turned into an isolated island: Huh?How about the author?not together? 】

[Director - return date undecided: o(￣ヘ￣o#) The author is a man with a family, so of course he is going out to visit temple fairs at this time, just like that little bitch in Tianya!Actually abandoned us and said we were going to hook up with a man (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻]

[Miscellaneous things-Kouhu sauce: Director, calm down, you can't be jealous just because the planner wants to go out and have an affair, you will post the drama that should be released! 】

[Propaganda-Pickled Gherkin: Done! 】

On the night of the New Year's Eve, the girls who were chatting on Qianqian and Weibo as usual were a little flattered today. Many crews chose to release dramas on this night. After downloading packages one by one, I refreshed again, and found a post with bold font and thick color on the homepage, which was particularly eye-catching.

[The original work of Xiaowangshu, the first and second episodes of the large-scale ancient fantasy radio drama "Departure from the King"-New Year's gift package released~(≧▽≦)/~Are you ready for a blood bag, girls! ?Let's fight! 】

[Floor 1: Sit on the sofa with your junior! ——Stop killing with killing]

[Floor 2: Is it finally posted, I hope everyone likes it. ——The River of Forgetfulness on the Other Shore]

[3rd floor: 23333 The two upstairs have already demonstrated attacking and receiving for you—the blue whale incarnate on an isolated island]

[Floor 4: (>﹏<) finally came out, it’s not easy to save for so long—return date undecided]

[Floor 5: ∑ (っ°Д°;) っI!I!I!I didn't expect such a good thing. I thought I was being played with. Hurry up and let me go downstairs and run around. There are two crews who are too conscientious. I can't wait to come down. Poke the link. Don't stop I lick the 2nd floor!Come to fight by killing!Hand over your junior brother! 】

After Yuan Chuanbai replied to the post, he silently started to download the gift package. He really wanted to know what was in the New Year gift package. After opening the gift package, he found that in addition to the two episodes of the main drama, the two posters and the script, the crew also had two ending songs. In addition, there is a folder.

Yuan Chuanbai was a little curious, so he poked in directly, and saw an audio file named "No Blood, No Money".

Harakawa Bai inexplicably had an ominous premonition.

Oreo, who was squatting next to him to watch his movements, didn't know why his master's hand stopped suddenly, so he stared at Harakawa Shiro with two black eyes, and almost meowed twice to urge Harakawa Bai opened the audio file.

Yuan Chuanbai looked for headphones, and he felt that the contents of the folder must not be suitable for loudspeakers.After putting on the earphones and turning on the audio, Harakawa Bai was overwhelmed by his intuition when he heard the small gasp at the beginning...

(╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻What the hell is this!

Yuan Chuanbai listened carefully, and found that these small panting sounds were cut from the gaps in his speech, as well as the few words he made when he was playing tricks in the previous scene, plus some weird scenes in the play. The lines were put together randomly, and they really put together a very delicious meat feast...

In Yuan Chuanbai's heart, there is nothing but a string of ellipses.

President Yuan took a deep breath after listening to this. For some reason, when he heard this audio, the night with Baili Shaojue that he tried to forget more than a month ago appeared in his mind. ...

Fuck, that kind of thing shouldn't be a big problem when you think about it at this time!

Yuan Chuanbai closed the computer and closed his eyes, trying to fade the pictures that kept flashing before his eyes, but the more he didn't want to think about the details of that night, the more detailed they appeared in front of his eyes. Yuan Chuanbai raised his hand to cover his face, and heard The system dinged in his ear.

[YOOOO——I can't see that you are so hungry, Mr. Host_(:з"∠)_Come, do you want an appointment? 】

Yuan Chuanbai glanced at his lower body, and said coldly, "Get lost."

[Don’t be like this, Mr. Host, what’s wrong with President Baili, um, he’s high in social status, high in IQ, good in figure and good in character, and looks quite infatuated. I’m so lonely in the new year, why don’t you call to make an appointment? 】

Yuan Chuanbai stood up and said, "So you want to be silenced on New Year's Eve?"

[No—as long as the host is right!What is President Baili!How can I be worthy of my great host, who used to be against the host!Simply unforgivable!Sleeping people are not responsible!It was agreed that I would pursue the Lord Host and not even come to talk to the Lord Host at the banquet!Full of lies!Such a man must have negative points! 】

Yuan Chuanbai pressed the center of his eyebrows, although the system was hugging his thigh, but the more he heard it, the more uncomfortable it became! "Shut up." Turning on the shower in the bathroom in the room, and pouring cold water, Harakawa Shiro shivered, saying this.

If the system can still talk, he will definitely regret what he said before, just delete the first word to express his mood QAQ After the host knows how to block it, he will lock it in the small black room for a long time It couldn't help but want to complain and anger the host, and then it ended up being locked up again.

This is simply an endless loop!

Yuan Chuanbai felt refreshed after taking a cold shower, and only after opening the curtains did he realize that it was snowing outside.He had nothing to do, so after thinking about it, he just posted on Weibo.

After reposting the crew, I pulled to read the message on Weibo where the drama was posted.

[Let’s dance the zombie dance together: QAQ got the gift package, and didn’t listen to the drama and listened to the benefits... Now that I’ve seen it, I feel that my life is perfect and I can go to immortality with peace of mind, what should I do, hurry!Wait online! 】

【Who stole my medicine: Upstairs, I'm betting my nose with paper, you can figure it out for yourself, if you really can't do it, jump from the window now and there will be thick snow covering you, it's good to calm down. 】

[I lost my soul: I was taking a cold shower, and my face turned red when I heard the hot water boiling on New Year's Eve, or go out and bury myself in the snow QAQ I don't know if it will help. 】

[I am a zombie: Am I the only one listening to the drama honestly?It's even better than I imagined. I'm crying. This is what I want, Shan Yu and Senior Brother. Let the sunspots slap your face! 】

[Flowers are happy and the moon is full, people are scattered again: The stagnation upstairs has been too long and you don't know current events, right?Where are the sunspots now, they are all fans of male gods, okay?I'm already lying in the snow, let's talk about life by killing the Great God, let go of the beauty of Wangchuan and wait for me! 】

[After the evening of the appointment: (>﹏<) Mom asked me why I knelt in front of the optical brain to listen to the audio! 】

Seeing this, Yuan Chuanbai was relieved. It seemed that his performance of Shan Yu didn't have any bad comments.It seems that the focus of the girls is not on the main drama now, so Yuan Chuanbai stopped watching it, and just happened to poke at it with killing stop killing.

[Stop killing with killing: Have you finished listening to the main drama?We only have the dry sound of the last issue that has not been recorded, do you want to have a show? 】

[The River of Forgetfulness on the Other Shore: ...]

To be honest, after taking a cold shower, Yuan Chuanbai didn't want to see killing and stopping killing at all. Although he looked like Baili Shaojue in his mind, Yuan Chuanbai always felt that he was frigid in his voice. Today I realized that I have been mistaken about my sexuality...

No wonder he reacted so strangely to what happened last time... A normal person would at least lose his temper even if he didn't do anything when he fell asleep... He was so calm like that.

Yuan Chuanbai, who was full of strange things, didn't want to reply at all, he felt that he needed to rationalize his thinking, and his current situation was a bit strange.

First of all, he found someone who might come from another world like him, and he could contact him in a few days, but he didn't know if that person would be willing to talk to him about the original world... After all, no one can go back... …

Then a president who claimed to pursue him moved in next door to his house. He is the hero of this book... Although it seems that he has nothing to do with the heroine and has blocked the heroine... The most important thing is they Strange things happened between them, which directly led to him discovering that his sexual orientation was wrong...

And now his life is in danger, he can live for another three years at most, the fastest way to survive is to find someone to mess with...

Yuan Chuanbai felt that the script was very wrong!The script has never been right since he woke up in this world!Why are there only two ways for him to walk around!This is clearly the rhythm of "stirring or dying"!

This book should not be called "If you don't want to die, get gay"!

Yuan Chuanbai, whose brain pierced through the sky, rolled over on his huge bed, and then sat up suddenly, thinking that he would not want to sleep tonight.

Changing into a windbreaker and wearing a scarf, Harakawa Bai shaved Oreo's nose squatting on Harakawa Bai's bed. "I'll go for a walk and bring your doctor to see you tomorrow morning. Now you can sleep well, okay?"

Oreo moved his tail around his side, stuck out his tongue and licked Harakawa Shiro's hand, and meowed.Then he covered his eyes with his paws, moved his body and fell asleep directly on Yuan Chuanbai's bed.

Harakawa Bai was cured. "As expected, you are the most obedient Oreo."

Oreo moved his position, still keeping his paws covering his eyes, and didn't move any more.

Yuan Chuanbai went downstairs and found that the butler had prepared a car for him. After putting on another hat for him, the old butler warned: "Master, be careful when you go out."

Yuan Chuanbai nodded, and said again: "I will bring more people back for breakfast tomorrow morning."

I don't know if it was Yuan Chuanbai's illusion, but the housekeeper's eyes seemed to light up, so he added: "It's my personal doctor..."

The butler's eyes dimmed.

Yuan Chuanbai 囧囧 has a god... Although Yuan's parents never urged him to get married, they still care about him... Just like the housekeeper, sometimes they always stare at him in a daze, as long as he When I go back to the main house, I always want to see if there is anyone following him.

Feeling helpless, he drove away from the main house and returned to his small villa. Yuan Chuanbai looked at the light on at the door of the villa next door, pursed his lips and finally tried to press the doorbell.

Unexpectedly, Baili Shaojue opened the door very quickly.

He seemed to have just returned to the small villa from the outside, and there were still snowflakes on the scarf he was wearing. When he saw Yuan Chuanbai who was a little dazed, he smiled slightly, and without asking why, he directly pulled him into the house.

"The decoration here may not be as comfortable as yours." Baili Shaojue said as he untied his scarf, "But it doesn't matter, you can arrange it slowly."

Yuan Chuanbai was still a little confused... He guessed that Baili Shaojue was not at home, so he thought of ringing the doorbell and leaving without him, and the thought of letting himself rise up inexplicably on this snowy night was cut off.But I never thought that Baili Shaojue would not return to the main house on New Year's Eve...

He thought he bought a house here just for fun...

Yuan Chuanbai lowered his eyes and was lost in thought. It wasn't until the scarf was taken away that he suddenly came back to his senses. He looked up at Baili Shaojue, and saw that person staring at him gently.

Yuan Chuan's white scalp went numb for a while, and he felt that his whole body was not quite right.

Did he have a brain twitch or a brain twitch tonight?