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Chapter 180 The Human Realm of the Secret Realm ([-])

When Lin Chenchu ​​heard the conversation between the two young eunuchs, he couldn't help laughing out loud. He had mostly recovered from the hangover and the headache after a night of trouble.

Only then did the two little eunuchs turn their gazes back to Lin Chenchu ​​again, and after seeing his face clearly, they all let out soft voices of surprise at the same time: "Oh... how did this little brother grow, thin-skinned?" Why does the tender meat look so good, it really looks like a banished fairy from the world..."

The little eunuch who came over later came to Lin Chenchu's side, his face flushed red: "This chivalrous man, since the empress has allowed you to accompany us, then we won't make things difficult for you. It's just that there are rules in the palace. The victim cannot carry a murder weapon on his body, we can only offend..."

Lin Chenchu ​​saw that the two of them wanted to get started, so he quickly stopped and said, "Stop, stop! Do you have any accompanying women here? I just want them to search!"

The two eunuchs looked at each other, pointed to the sixteen Kong Wu's powerful men and said, "Here, look, they are all women!"

Lin Chenchu: ...

"And our family doesn't believe in these rough hands and feet. What if you searched all over and found out that you still have knives, guns, swords, etc. accidentally scaring the emperor, that would be bad."

Lin Chenchu ​​shook his head like a rattle: "It's really unnecessary, the last knives, guns, and swords left on my body can only stab women."

The little eunuch reacted for a while, and both stomped shyly: "Oh! I hate it!"

Lin Chenchu ​​roared in his heart: "I hate you! I won't stab you again!"

He waved a strong wind with a cold face, and the crumbling house behind him was shattered into pieces in an instant. The two young eunuchs were so frightened that their feet went limp, and they knelt down on the ground together, trembling like Like a sieve.Lin Chenchu ​​looked at them with a smile, picked up the integrity and continued to pretend to be gentle: "See? If I want to kill your emperor, I don't need to bring a sword..."

Frightened by Lin Chenchu's lust, the matter of body search was settled, and the group continued to walk on the clear and cold Lengshan Road to the Zhaixing Tower in the center of the imperial city.The road is still very long, and there are still about two hours to go. When Lin Chenchu ​​passed the garrison of the Imperial City Army stationed in the hunting field, he stole a tall horse and strolled. The two little eunuchs groaned Sweating drippingly, he took small steps behind the horse's buttocks.

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at them pitifully, so he randomly found a fellow villager and picked up a broken piggy cart to be dragged by a horse. The two little eunuchs didn't think it was dirty anymore, so they sat on it, and only had the strength left to breathe. .When they were all resting for a while, Lin Chenchu ​​asked out of words, "What's your name?"

It's not that he wants to talk to someone in his spare time, but that he has never seen a real eunuch, and he is very curious about this kind of creature that hurts every day...

The two simple little eunuchs didn't know his evil intentions, and thought that this fairy was easy to get along with.A little eunuch pointed to himself and said, "My name is Ye Si." Then he pointed to the one next to him: "His name is Pu Leisi, because we both have the word 'Si', everyone is afraid of getting confused, so they call me Little Ye Zi." , call him Little Leizi."

Regardless of whether Comrade Xiao Yezi knows Brother Yixiu or not, these two foreign names alone are enough for Lin Chenchu ​​to be amazed.I didn't expect that even eunuchs are so avant-garde now...

"Uh... are your names all from birth?"

Xiao Yezi is very talkative: "That can't be done. In our line of work, the master will leave the palace as soon as he says he will leave the palace, and he will slap his mouth if he says he wants to. If he is someone else's slave, how dare he keep his real name and embarrass his ancestors. Ours The name was given by our chief manager."

I didn't expect that eunuchs also have rules and regulations. They really are the best in their profession!However, Lin Chenchu ​​prefers to listen to "The Great Eunuch's Romance" than "On the Eunuch's Professional Ethics". He is very curious about people who can come up with such foreign names as yes and please. Why is that great eunuch called Jobs Gatsby? something...

"Then what do you always call?"

Xiao Yezi looked very proud: "The name of our Chief Manager sounds nice. His surname is Mi, and his name is Mi Lijian..."

Come on, there is no need to guess anything, a name covers everything, and Xiaosheng is convinced!

Amidst the hippie nonsense, everyone arrived at the Zhaixing Building in peace, and Zhong Panji caught up on two hours of sleep in the car, and at this moment he strolled into the Zhaixing Building from the Phoenix Lane rejuvenated.Because Lin Chenchu ​​was brought by the queen, he was politely invited out by a group of cold-faced beauties with the attitude of "what's the matter...don't do anything".

Lin Chenchu ​​didn't intend to poke in from the inside at first, he threw away several beautiful guards who were following him, and in the mental activity of scolding Emperor Yuanwen Zhao Nuo for being a prostitute, he floated to the top of the Zhaixing Tower.

……

In another extravagant Fenghuang not far away, two beautiful women were sitting quietly.

Gu Yao rubbed Pantene's fragrant palm affectionately, her beautiful face was full of obsession with her lover: "Tingting, you are going to be queen today, are you happy?"

"Okay."

Pan Ting's inexplicable answer immediately made Gu Yao panic: "Tingting, don't worry, I have arranged all the strange people you want me to find, as long as the little eunuch we arranged shouted to escort when handing over the phoenix crown, they They will immediately break through the window and point the finger at the Queen!"

Only then did Pan Ting nodded in satisfaction, and asked after a while: "Then what will happen to those people after all this is done? I don't want Ye Bu, who has to worry about some things to be exposed after taking the throne, sleep."

Gu Yao chuckled and wrapped a soft sword into her belt, patted lightly and said: "Don't worry, none of them can escape after the matter is over."

At the time of the hour, under the hard work of countless young eunuchs, the ceremony of handing over the Zen position was held on time.

Zhong Panji was too lazy to abide by those bullshit red tapes, relying on the little eunuchs' awe of him like a god, he entered the hall first, looked around and found that the chair under the god's seat looked the most comfortable, so he sat on it, satisfied Sighed - he successfully ignored a certain emperor who dared to be angry and dare not speak out, because this chair is his dragon chair from a certain point of view, and from a certain point of view, Zhong Panji is called Deceive the king... But he didn't have the guts to touch Zhong Panji's inverse scales at all, so he could only sit down on the narrow hard bench that belonged to the queen aggrieved. How much it hurts.

After the people present (except the emperor) officially took their seats, the handover ceremony officially began. An old eunuch held a thick imperial edict and read it in the old-fashioned tone that belonged only to the leaders of the conference: "By heaven... the emperor's edict say……"

Zhong Panji suddenly felt something coming from behind him, and lowered his head slightly, just in time to see Lin Chenchu ​​kneeling on the ground while lifting his skirt while covering his mouth and laughing—Zhong Panji thought women's skirts were troublesome, so he didn't wear a skirt under his long skirt, After opening it, you can clearly see two hairy legs swaying on the imperial chair.

The old eunuch read a lengthy speech that was full of questioning evidence, the main content of which was that Empress Xian was tired of life in the harem and was preparing to become a fairy, and was going to personally pass on the throne to the imperial concubine to serve the emperor and so on.Lin Chenchu ​​didn't care to listen to these nonsense, lifted the corner of the table, and under the cover of Zhong Panji's repeatedly bulky skirt, quietly climbed behind his chair, wanting to watch the emperor's legendary semi-bald hairstyle.

Encountering such a mischievous bird, Zhong Panji froze all over, sat back a little, and calmly helped the evildoer.Her clothes were covered with a layer of gray transparent tulle. Lin Chenchu ​​only needed to gently pinch the red clothes, and then the dim shadows could hide himself very well.He looked out through the tulle, and he could clearly see a bunch of unshaven civil and military officials standing at the bottom, some drowsy, and some extremely hyperactive—the hyperactive prime minister who was probably a royal concubine .

Ignoring these passers-by A, B, C, and D, squatting next to Zhong Panji like a pissed off daughter-in-law was none other than Daling's shitty emperor, Emperor Yuanwen.This is a middle-aged man in a yellow robe, with a handsome appearance and a dignified demeanor, but he cannot be connected with a prostitute at all from his appearance. It can only be said that he is a well-disguised high-level prostitute. , referred to as high prostitution.

Originally, Lin Chenchu ​​didn't have a good impression of this Gao Yaoyuan Wendi, but when he saw what was on his head, he couldn't help admiring him from the bottom of his heart.From here we can see the emperor's wisdom. Emperor Yuanwen did not wear a fake wig on his head, but made a pure gold hard hat studded with pearls and gemstones and put it on top of his head. Not to mention the hair, even the face was blurred by the shining precious light.

He reckoned that maybe the crowns of the cheap kings in the West came from this.

After nearly half an hour, the eunuch who recited the edict finally completed this historic end. Except for Zhong Panji, everyone present was relieved, especially the head who was crushed by the crown was about to fall off. A certain emperor who came down, Lin Chenchu ​​estimated that this old eunuch was about to be laid off.

Following another eunuch's long announcement, the imperial concubine walked slowly in from the main entrance of the hall surrounded by a group of beautiful maids.It can be seen that this is a country where patriarchy is extremely noble. When everyone saw the imperial concubine surrounded by lowly women, they all showed admiration or disdain.

It's just that the imperial concubine was not troubled by the eyes of the outside world. She just looked at the person on the throne with affection, but when she found that her arch enemy, the queen, was sitting on the imperial chair and looked at her with a half-smile, And her man sat awkwardly on the "humiliating stool" that she carefully arranged for the queen, and suddenly he was so angry that he snorted coldly and put his hand on the shoulder of another beautiful woman who had been by her side all the time.

Seeing that she was angry, Zhao Nuo wanted to comfort her but was out of face, so he had no choice but to give up, and nodded to the eunuch, indicating that the ceremony could continue, the eunuch promised in a low voice, and condensed his dantian toward everyone: "The next position is handover... ..."

"Hold on."

Zhong Panji suddenly spoke in a calm manner, the voice was not loud, but it made all the princes and ministers gathered here hold their breath, the eunuch swallowed back what he wanted to say, and looked at the emperor tentatively. Then he lowered his head and tried to lower his sense of presence.Zhong Panji slowly stood up from the chair, and Lin Chenchu, who was hiding behind the throne, shivered, and retracted his whole body into his skirt with lightning speed.

Zhong Panji only felt that a big ball had got into his skirt, and he couldn't help being suffocated, but he quickly returned to normal.He looked at Zhao Nuo, and said inexplicably: "Emperor, you have a good plan. Who would doubt that the group of court ladies accompanying the imperial concubine can fight ten against one each?"

Pan Ting's face was pale. She obviously didn't expect that her trump card would be exposed first. She moved half a step to block the emperor, pretending to protect him, but in fact it was convenient to hold him at close range.She looked at Zhong Panji pitifully and said, "Sister, today is..."

"Shut up." Zhong Panji said calmly. He looked at Zhao Nuo with a stern and majestic expression: "Didn't you tell your woman what I told you? talk to a woman, tell her to shut up."

Pan Ting's face turned pale immediately: "Empress, you say that I don't care, but you can't insult the man you once professed! Also, Hong (we are) really love each other."

Zhong Panji turned his head, his eyes revealing a deep-seated disgust: "If it wasn't necessary, I wouldn't even be interested in taking a look at your man. By the way, I have a surprise for you..." With a wave of his hand, the emperor's head The crown fell instantly.Earlier, in order to prevent the crown from falling, I don’t know who came up with the bad idea to wrap all of His Majesty’s dragon beards on the inside of the golden crown. The golden crown weighed five catties, so it was fine to put it on the head, but when the crown fell, there was a miserable sound. After the call, the poor Emperor Yuanwen became completely bald...

He clutched his blood-oozing scalp hysterically, and all the eunuchs ran around like ants on a hot pot, shouting: "Protect, protect!"

As soon as this remark came out, a group of men wearing various Taoist robes flew in from the window. They all walked with their swords. After they all entered the room, a burly and strong man shouted loudly: "Wow! Escort, what kind of bird are you guarding?" Fight! Listen to me!"

All of a sudden, the audience was stunned into silence by him. The strong man cleared his throat, pointed to the gods word by word as if he was reciting a text, and said, "Emperor, empress, yes, monster, monster... hurry, run, ah, Quick, run, ah, she, eat, people, heart, ah..."

Everyone: "..."

Seeing that the expected effect did not appear, the strong man stared fiercely at the numerous civil and military officials with his age-like eyes: "What are you idiots still doing, haven't you heard me say that the queen is a monster! Old man Ge Run away for me!"

As soon as this remark came out, a group of people seemed to wake up from a dream, and immediately waved their arms, running around the world like a group of psychopaths who took off their pants and streaked, even though they didn't know why this strong man pointed at the Nuwa Empress on the throne call queen...

Seeing that the situation was in chaos, Gu Yao also ignored the group of cultivators who made trouble, and waved her hands and shouted: "The queen is a monster! Gu Yao, the owner of Shuiyuan Tower, came to rescue her!"

As if they had received an order, the group of beautiful maids rushed out of the soft swords on their waists, well-trained to make the queen's surroundings completely tight.

"Gu Yao, why are they coming in now?" The imperial concubine pulled the beautiful woman's arm, looking a little annoyed.Gu Yao obviously knew there was a problem, and quickly explained: "I originally planned to ask those people to wait outside and come in after the eunuch I made gave a signal. I didn't expect such trouble."

"Trash!" Pan Ting slapped her back, took off her heavy shoes, and rushed to the emperor's side in three steps at a time, holding his hand sadly: "Arnuo, you are so scared, I am here! "

Gu Yao showed a wry smile, rubbed her face silently, and looked at Pan Ting to appease the cowardly emperor with her shoulders in her arms.

Shuiyuanlou is the only organization in Daling that sells the dead for profit. Few people in such a sturdy gang know that its core is a group of women, and they are a group of beautiful and colorful women.Although Zhong Panji didn't like a woman, he always thought women were cute, but when a group of beautiful women with paralyzed faces and murderous looks surrounded him, he still felt a bit overwhelmed after all.

Zhong Panji casually grabbed a broken window frame, moved a few steps to the wall and stood up—Lin Chenchu ​​also crawled along with a grunt—a flower branch dancing on the window frame was trembling, and it was actually steady. It was a tie with a group of women.

The eunuchs in the periphery were terrified when they saw the sword light surrounding the flaming queen, as if the sword had pierced themselves, screaming and scurrying around like frightened mice. It also washed away many beautiful dead men from Shuiyuan Tower.

After the burly man finished yelling, he saw that the people in the room were making a mess of birds and beasts, and no one responded to him, so he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, scratching his head and turning around and asking: "Hey, Master Lin, is this group of bird people making a fuss?" What demon? Aren’t we here to eliminate demons?”

Stepping into a sword from outside the window, there are two people standing on the sword, it is Qing Songyue and Lin Cheng.Lin Cheng smiled slightly at the burly man: "Master Yu, let's not move yet, it's better to wait and see how it changes."

Zhong Panji, standing at the head of the hall, blocked the uniformly fierce attacks of the dead soldiers, and looked around again and again.These few people who entered the Zhaixing Pavilion were all familiar monks, but they couldn’t name them specifically. They should be a group of unknown casual cultivators, but seeing Lin Cheng and others entered the Zhaixing Pavilion, he couldn’t help but float up. A sneer.The time in the Eastern Emperor's Secret Realm is much faster than that of the outside world. They should have spent enough time in this world, and a few of them even recovered their mana. Fortunately, only Qing Songyue is the only two of the Tianmen Sect. I got my spiritual power back.

Lin Chenchu, who was staying under his skirt, bit his finger and looked out through the corner of the skirt, and saw more than a dozen pairs of beautiful ankles walking back and forth around him. He hugged the motionless hairy leg beside him, and sat cross-legged on the ground, thinking comfortably: If I got into the crotch of the woman opposite, the chance of not being killed by a sword should be [-]% - these women would definitely stab him into a shower.

While Lin Chenchu ​​was thinking, the group of women on the opposite side seemed to feel the deep malice from under each other's skirts. They looked at each other and attacked Zhong Panji's lower body in unison. Step to the left to avoid.When Lin Chen first saw the hairy leg that he had been holding move, he moved it with his hands and feet cleverly, even though he didn't know why he had to stay under Zhong Panji's skirt.

For this kind of behavior, Lin Chenchu ​​later gave an explanation: People, staying in the same place for a long time, will inadvertently develop feelings for it...

Regardless of whether he has feelings or not, Zhong Panji still agrees with Lin Chenchu's approach, because both of them have the key, and they really can't expose more in front of those coveted cultivators.What's more, Lin Cheng is also watching from the sidelines. Before he finds out whether everyone will hurt Lin Chenchu, he is willing to protect him for free until he grows old.

Lin Chenchu ​​didn't know about Zhong Panji's awakening at all, he just followed Zhong Panji back and forth in a daze, until after bumping into his knee for the countless times, Lin Chenchu ​​finally couldn't bear it anymore, like an angry koala , The whole person shrank into a ball and hugged him on his thigh.

Then, under the astonished eyes of the group of women, the nimble queen's buttocks suddenly expanded at a speed visible to the naked eye like pimples, and they were still writhing dishonestly.A frightened eunuch passing by saw Zhong Panji at a glance, and shouted: "Ah! The queen is a vixen!" Then he fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, belching his fart ever since.

Those dead men in Shuiyuan Tower had obviously never seen such a weird scene before, and they were a little bit wary. The immortal cultivators standing by the window laughed at the same time, and a thin man with three strands of black beard Haha said: "It's the first time I've seen such a 'sagging' woman."

Although his queen was not at a disadvantage when he was besieged in this way, the emperor who had calmed down obviously couldn't hold back his face—even though he had no face to speak of at this time.He shook off the imperial concubine's hand, pointed at Gu Yao and said, "You are the owner of Shuiyuan Building? You have done a great job in saving your family. After this matter subsides, I will reward you. Now tell your people to retreat, I have Talk to the Queen."

A trace of dissatisfaction flashed in Pantene's eyes, and she leaned forward with her pouting mouth: "Arnold, please go! She is a monster!"

Zhao Nuo also had a heart, and said the only sentence that Zhong Panji and Lin Chenchu ​​listened to so far. It was this sentence that saved his life.

"She is my queen. No matter what, she has been with me for 15 years. I know whether she is a human or a demon. I don't need you to comment. Even if she is a demon, it has been so many years. If you wanted to kill me, you would have done so long ago."

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