You can't afford to be a cat man!

Kindergarten schedules are changing every day, even every week, but there is only one thing that remains the same - the two hours of lunch break every afternoon from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], even if there is no English class , the whole school will use all-round English dialogue.

This is to cultivate children's bilingual ability from an early age. In this era, it is still a relatively fashionable school-running concept.It is said that the shareholder of this kindergarten also has a foreigner, and the English classes are taught by foreign teachers. Sometimes when Li Yan wanders around the campus, he will also see a few foreigners with light-colored hair passing by.

It is estimated that the class that Xiao Budian dislikes the most is English class. Although he has already learned 26 English letters by himself, after all, he has only started for a few days, and the progress is not very fast.

When Xiaobudian found that he could not understand every word the teacher said in class, he felt very oppressed. Even if the blond female foreign teacher was so beautiful, he often took a little White people with hostile little eyes.

Now, Mr. Smith is teaching the children the most commonly used words such as "morning" and "afternoon" in fluent and authentic American English.

It was the first time I saw that the original 26 English letters could be arranged and combined into a messy thing, the little boy was stunned for a long time with his neck raised, then snorted, lowered his head angrily, and listed the multiplication calculations on the paper.

His handwriting has always been ugly, crooked and scrawled, but he writes very quickly, whispering words in his mouth, and reciting the multiplication formulas that are used.

In fact, when he was not in contact with other children, Xiaobudian was just an ordinary child with a little intelligence, but after entering kindergarten, many problems were revealed.

This kid chased after him all day long, and he had no desire to talk or play with other children at all, and he was still sitting alone at a table.

Just like before taking a nap at noon today, he was squatting by the toy shelf playing with a simple electronic keyboard that could make sounds. A little boy came over curiously and also tapped on the keyboard.

At that time, Li Yan was still worried that he would get angry and reach out to hit someone. Unexpectedly, Xiao Budian chubby pulled his face, stood up without saying a word, and left, running to the corner to play football.

Even if Li Yan tries to connect him with the other children, it doesn't work. As soon as he gets close to the other children, the little one cries to him, stamps his feet on the ground and howls loudly at the others. .

What should I do, such a little brat, why is he so lonely?Li Yan was very worried about this. He had been neglecting his duties for the past few days, trying to find ways to solve the problem, trying to figure out how to correct his problem.

His attention was diverted, so he didn't pay much attention to the little one's learning progress. At this time, he became curious and took a look, and found that the questions that the little one was doing had risen to the point of multiplying two digits by one digit.

He remembered that when he was in elementary school, he had to write vertical numbers, but he didn't write vertical numbers at all, and he didn't count with his fingers. He filled in the numbers with a sweep of his eyes, and even Li Yan was slow It took half a beat to confirm that his calculations were correct.

——Brother, even if my intelligence plummeted after I became a cat, isn’t it a bit too much for you to blast me with a one-and-a-half-year-old shell?

Li Yan=mouth=face looked at him silently for a long time, shook his head, and pondered whether he should review the content of college calculus and linear algebra in advance, otherwise he would not be qualified to teach children in a few years up.

The little one quickly finished the [-] questions on this page, but instead of turning the page in a hurry, he quickly wrote a scribbled "afternoon" in the blank space in the corner.

At this time, the foreign teacher on the podium was also reciting the word. He followed it in a low voice, and seemed a little guilty. He looked around like a thief, and saw that except for Li Yan, everyone else was reciting the word after the foreign teacher. He didn't notice it, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

A fake expression of indifference appeared on the little boy's face, he turned a page of the test book as if nothing had happened, and continued to do the test.

The stinky boy obviously looked interested and wanted to learn, but he had to hold on.Li Yan glanced at him with his chin on his shoulders, wondering who did this brat follow with his character?

The hostess and the host are two funny comparisons, neither of them is the kind of shrewd person, and even the cat they raise is stupid than other people's - Li Yan laughed at his cat for being stupid and didn't give himself up at all. counted.

The period when the little one was just born was the most fun. He was so stupid that he could be compared with Little Socks, but it was obvious that his intellectual development was very fast, so he was so awkward at such a young age. How do I live?

Li Yan was still thinking about it with a sad face, and the little one quickly finished another page of questions, and while turning the page, he leaned over and whispered: "Hungry meow, can you help me?"

"Meow?" What are you doing, is there any question that you can't solve and need my help?Li Yan, who hadn't received a call for help from Xiao Budian for a long time, became excited all of a sudden, and looked over, only to find that a piece of paper was full of writing, which didn't seem to be the rhythm of encountering a problem.

The little one didn't mean to be awkward and polite to him at all, so the lion opened his mouth and said, "Hungry meow, teach me English."

His parents have adopted a free-range policy for their children, and they don't have to worry about food and clothing, but they basically don't take care of him. As long as he can remember, Li Yan has taken on part-time jobs as parents, playmates, and teachers.

Xiaobudian knew that his learning of numbers, Chinese characters, and speaking was all done by Li Yan. Since he wanted to be ahead of other students in English, the first thing he thought of was to ask Li Yan for help.

Li Yan thought about it, and felt that this matter is not difficult. After all, there is an all-purpose learning machine. He just asked the hostess to buy more English cards for the little one when she went shopping on weekends.

It is of course a good thing to be self-motivated. He looked a little angry at the little boy, but he was a little worried about where he got such a strong sense of struggle and competition.

This guy also occupies an absolute leading position in mathematics. For courses with a strong degree of freedom, such as art and vocal music, he doesn't perform well in every class.

The little one just picked up a pen for the first time not long ago. Although he wrote a lot of words during the period, he still regarded it as a tool for doing arithmetic problems. He didn’t pay much attention to it at all. .

But he has an inexplicable insistence on English. Li Yan thought to himself, could it be that he gave him the most basic English enlightenment course before going to school, which made English and mathematics special to Xiaodian?

With such doubts in mind, Li Yan intentionally teased the little one to sing the full version of the ABCD song in front of the hostess after returning home, and found another card, pointing to the big sun painted on it for the little one to see.

The little boy looked at him with pikapika eyes, and said loudly: "Morning!"

Li Yan nodded to him first, then shook his head, scratched his face with his paws, and the hair all over his body was blown up, showing a ferocious smile.

Xiao Budian suddenly understood what he was referring to, the female teacher with curly hair and always smiling in English class, and then looked at the sun poked by Li Yan's paw, and instantly understood: "morning!"

My child, you are really good, and your memory and associative ability are very good.Li Yan nodded with great satisfaction, looked at the bewildered hostess, and flipped through a large pile of cards in front of him.

These cards were all used by the half-year boy when he was learning Chinese characters. He has already recognized all the characters. Now is the time to make a big purchase and switch to English.

Li Yan was actually very happy that Xiaobudian was interested in English. It didn't mean that he worshiped foreigners and ignored local cultural heritage, but after all, the social reality was there.

Counting the time, when the little one enters junior high school and high school, it has not yet caught up with the good time for the country to reduce the intensity and emphasis on English tests.As a hard-working person who used to struggle in the word lexicon, Li Yan hated English very much. If the little one could overcome this difficulty from an early age, it would really save a lot of effort in the future.

The hostess understood what they meant, and nodded happily in agreement. Thinking that today is Wednesday, the child must not delay two days of study time. After watching them finish their dinner, she asked Li Yan to take care of the child. Pulling the male host to go out to buy.

Li Yan blinked, remembering that the little one was still struggling to eat with a spoon, so he pulled two chopsticks out from the table that hadn't been cleaned up, and got the little one's plasticine to stick the tops of the chopsticks together, It was stuffed into the little one's hand.

Xiao BuDian looked at him blankly, not understanding what this meant.

The hostess also tilted her head in a daze and thought for a long time before she vaguely realized it. She patted her forehead hard and said to the bewildered host: "I see, the condom is for us to buy a pair of babies for Xingyuan. Here come the chopsticks."

The baby chopsticks with sticky teeth are called Zimu chopsticks, and the high-end ones are called intellectual development chopsticks. They are actually the appearance of ordinary chopsticks. The middle and upper parts are connected by a small mechanism that can be rotated. The child can easily control the chopsticks by pinching the mechanism. Together and separated.

This was only seen by the hostess when she was shopping in a boutique, because the child was young, and she hadn't thought about it yet.It is said that children who can use chopsticks correctly can learn to hold a pen better. In my family, the order is reversed. The little one has learned to write - although the font is terrible - it has been a few days.

The male host frowned, and said doubtfully: "No, I haven't even heard of this thing, how do you know so much about it?"

—Children, it's time for you to help me!Li Yan gave Xiao BuDian a wink.

The little one said calmly with his fingers in his mouth: "When I was eating, the little brother next to me was using it. I told Hungry Meow that I really wanted one!"

The second half of the sentence is nonsense, but the first half is true. The little boy who uses baby chopsticks is the one who wants to play the electronic piano with the little one, but the little one throws him away with a cold face.

Call him "little brother" when you need him, and don't even bother to say "Hello" when you don't need him, but Li Yan still happily patted him on the shoulder with his paw, expressing that the child is so round and round. .